I, who disguised myself as a woman, turned out to be a queen! ?
Chapter 1272 Why can't I be poisoned even without poison?
Chapter 1272 Why can't I be poisoned even without poison?
"A woman misses you."
"What nonsense are you spouting! And stop right there, and don't take out your booklet!"
On the west-facing city wall of the palace, Su Chang'an and Maomao sat side by side.
A cool summer breeze blows, amidst delicate flowers and green trees, fireworks illuminate the homes.
The view from the top of the city wall is unobstructed.
Just now
Su Chang'an looked at the cat beside him.
Because the cat is currently rummaging through its little crossbody bag.
But I flipped through it for a while.
The cat sighed and looked at Su Chang'an: "I didn't bring it."
Su Chang'an breathed a sigh of relief.
But the cat looked at Su Chang'an and said, "You didn't hit a second one, it's definitely because a girl is thinking about you."
Su Chang'an looked at the cat: "Cat, do you know you've become obsessed with getting the herbs? Do you know you've been brainwashed by Xia Qingge? We're the best of friends."
The cat turned its head to look at the scenery outside the imperial city: "Give me a few herbs to seal it up."
Su Chang'an looked at the girl and wanted to say a few more words of advice, but after thinking for a moment, he said, "Three plants."
The cat immediately replied, "Deal!"
Su Chang'an sighed, pursing his lips. "Sometimes I wonder what kind of person I am in your heart."
Without hesitation, the cat replied, "A very cloying person."
After saying that, she added, "Sometimes I'm being a bit dramatic."
She added, "Although she's a woman, she can be quite effeminate at times."
The cat blinked and said again, "It's annoying."
But after saying that, Maomao turned back to look at Su Chang'an, gave him a thumbs up, and smiled, "In short, he's a very good person."
Su Chang'an reached out and grabbed the cat's head: "If you want to scold me, just do it. Don't pull this stunt!"
The cat held its head until Su Chang'an let go, then continued rubbing its head, pouting, and glaring at Su Chang'an.
Su Chang'an didn't care. After sitting cross-legged, he propped his cheek with one hand and looked into the distance, saying, "So, I heard you've been coming here at this time every day these past few days. Is something bothering you? I came here specifically to keep you company."
The cat moved to the side, out of Su Chang'an's reach, and then said, "Weren't you kicked out?"
Su Chang'an's lips curled up: "Don't joke around. With my status at home, who can kick me out?"
The cat stared at Su Chang'an without saying a word.
Su Chang'an coughed and said, "I'm just giving her some time alone. After all, I can't always spoil her and stay by her side."
Upon hearing this, the cat's lips curled up, and it turned to look at the scenery ahead.
As dusk fell, the white clouds in the sky were tinged with a rosy hue.
Seeing the cat's expression, Su Chang'an immediately said, "You underestimate me a bit."
The cat let out a soft "heh".
Su Chang'an got angry: "I'm telling you, when we get back, I'm going to give her a piece of my mind and show you!"
The cat looked at Su Chang'an: "Do you dare?"
Su Chang'an smiled and said, "Let's see if I dare!"
The cat held up three fingers: "Three herbs. If I lose, I won't secretly let you drink that medicinal wine for the experiment."
Su Chang'an looked at the cat: "So, do you usually poison my food?!"
The cat turned around, its back to Su Chang'an.
Su Chang'an rubbed his temples. For some reason, he suddenly remembered that although his wife had been eating breakfast with him recently, she always seemed to just watch him eat and wait until he finished before moving to another table to eat!
We've been set up!
"Actually, I've been thinking about something lately."
But then the cat suddenly spoke.
Su Chang'an paused, then looked at the cat with surprise: "Anything other than medicine and poison?"
The cat glared at Su Chang'an again.
Su Chang'an smiled and sat down next to Maomao: "About the letter from Cui Yu? I heard from Ruyu that people from the Cui family in Qinghe are coming to the capital. Some of the elders want to meet you, but Cui Yu stopped them. They also wanted to invite your mother into the Cui family ancestral hall, but Cui Yu stopped them as well. But Cui Yu still wrote a letter asking for your opinion, right?"
The cat said, "Such a trivial matter is not worth my trouble, especially since it has already been resolved."
Su Chang'an looked at the cat in confusion: "Is it resolved?"
The cat nodded: "Just ignore him."
Su Chang'an hesitated, as if he wanted to say something but then stopped.
The cat spoke up, saying, "I was just thinking about why there's no poison that could kill me."
Su Chang'an blinked, thinking she had misheard: "Huh?"
Cat continued, "And I've thought about it carefully. I've been waiting for the poison to come to me on its own. Why don't I take the initiative to let the poison come to me?"
how to say
Su Chang'an could understand every word the girl said.
But
I couldn't understand a single word of it!
The cat looked at Su Chang'an with a very serious expression and said, "So, I've thought of a solution."
Su Chang'an didn't speak, afraid that if he opened his mouth, he would first ask, "What did you say?" and then be scolded by the cat.
Cat continued, "Aren't those people outside dreaming of getting the tissues I took out of my bag to wrap medicine? They're the things you don't want anymore."
Su Chang'an nodded obediently.
Cat's expression was serious: "I asked Crying Moon to help me with that bounty mission. I said that if someone can poison me or produce a poison that makes me happy, I'll give them a packet."
Su Chang'an blinked: "Huh?" At this moment, the cat looked at Su Chang'an without saying a word, and smiled gently: "You really agreed."
Su Chang'an: "Huh?!"
……
Xun Kuang has been extremely busy lately with matters within the Imperial Academy, mainly due to a small accident.
A female student said that a male student had sexually harassed her.
Unfortunately, that female student held some power in the capital; she was the niece of the Vice Minister of the Court of State Ceremonies and the daughter of the former Right Vice Minister of the Imperial Academy.
Although that person has quit and returned to their hometown.
The Imperial Academy no longer had the positions of Left and Right Instructors; he was the only one there.
But these things still need to be dealt with.
That's why I haven't had time to visit my own Yuan Ruxi.
I finally managed to find some time today to thoroughly investigate the matter. It turns out that it wasn't considered indecent assault. It's just that the man's eyes were naturally slanted, which gave the female student the illusion that he was being spied on.
With the matter resolved, Xun Kuang naturally rushed over to Yuan Ruxi's side.
Seeing that bastard Yuan Ruxi lying on the bed with a full head of white hair, you could tell at a glance that there was something wrong with his arm. After all, it was so dry that it didn't match his left hand at all. How could you not see it?
He frowned on the spot, flicked his sleeves, and turned to leave.
Sword practice? Sword practice? What a load of crap!
Why did you make yourself like this!
Despite his words, Xun Kuang sighed. Hearing Mr. Shuiyun say that he had recovered a lot and that the Old Celestial Master and others were taking turns to help heal him every day, and that he would wake up soon, Xun Kuang shook his head, still feeling somewhat indignant.
Sitting in the courtyard, Xun Kuang saw Su Wan'er, who had just finished reading her books, and the big yellow dog following her.
He met Xun Kuang.
Su Wan'er grinned and quickly ran over to Xun Kuang, bowing respectfully: "Greetings, Mr. Xun."
Xun Kuang looked at Su Wan'er and laughed: "She's getting more and more delicate. Studying really does make a good person."
Su Wan'er chuckled.
Xun Kuang laughed and said, "Just finished reading the book?"
Su Wan'er nodded: "Master said that one should read the classics on hot days and history on humid days, and the collections of various philosophers should be read in the spring breeze. Today the wind is good and the sun is shining, so it took some effort to read the classics and the books of the Mohists."
Xun Kuang looked at Su Wan'er: "Those people haven't bothered you anymore?"
Upon hearing this, Su Wan'er laughed and said, "No, and they weren't bothering me at all. Those seniors were just trying to make me happy."
Listening to Su Wan'er's eloquent words, Xun Kuang couldn't help but pinch her cheek: "Look at this little mouth, how come it's not pleasing to the eye?"
Su Wan'er smiled and said, "Mr. Xun, you're praising me so much, but I don't have any money to give you."
Upon hearing this, Xun Kuang pursed his lips, seemingly wanting to say something but then stopping himself. What kind of person do they take me for?
Xun Kuang immediately said, "You've misunderstood me. I don't ask children for money."
Su Wan'er said, "But Da Mengzi, you've lied to me several times, and Princess Yuan Yuan too. She told me that you also lied to her about eating steamed buns. And you used to like lying to my brother too. You've also lied to me about eating and drinking quite a few times."
Xun Kuang was losing face a little. He pursed his lips and looked up at the sky: "Well, Wan'er, look, it's getting late. I'll take my leave now?"
Su Wan'er covered her mouth and chuckled.
Xun Kuang was even more embarrassed. He quickly looked at Mr. Shuiyun, who had just arrived and was laughing after hearing the conversation, bowed, and left.
Damn
My reputation!
This has ruined things!
Who will they be fooling now?!
After seeing Xun Kuang off, Su Wan'er turned to her master's wife and said, "Master's wife."
Mr. Shuiyun smiled and said, "Xun Kuang said that something happened at the academy, and his wife is worried and wants to go check on it. You should take care of your master first."
Su Wan'er nodded obediently: "Wait a moment, my second aunt will be bringing over some food. I'll save some for my teacher's wife."
Mr. Shuiyun laughed and scolded, "You can eat first."
Su Wan'er smiled.
Mr. Shuiyun observed that the child had become increasingly refined after returning to the capital.
When Yuan Ruxi wakes up, she will probably be quite shocked.
After watching her master's wife leave, Su Wan'er went to her master's place. As usual, she began to report to her master the principles she had learned from the books she had read that day, and also wrote down the questions she had to tell Yuan Ruxi.
Even without getting a reply, Su Wan'er continued talking to herself.
The evening breeze blew in through the window.
The two small pendants on Su Wan'er's hairpin, inscribed with the characters "秀" (xiù, meaning elegant) and "气" (qì, meaning graceful), made a soft sound.
Su Wan'er looked out the window, then back at her master.
He quickly turned around to close the window.
He turned around but didn't notice that Yuan Ruxi's eyelashes trembled slightly.
When Su Wan'er returned, she tucked her master in and began to recount the contents of the book she had read.
The hairpin, made and carved by Yuan Ruxi herself, featured the words "Elegant" that swayed as Su Wan'er nodded.
but
This future sword immortal, known for his refined and boundless spirit, failed to notice that his master's eyelashes trembled slightly once again.
……
PS: That's all for today! No second update, I need to rest! I've been helping out at my relatives' house these past two days, I'm exhausted, and I'm also thinking about the new book, my head is throbbing, so there won't be a second update today.
Tomorrow will be the day when the main chapter concludes the events in Shu.
Then the series officially enters the final martial arts exercise chapter, followed by the final Dragon Boat Festival banquet.
Xia Tingyu will bring the big tiger back to the capital.
(End of this chapter)
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