I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 171 The poor have a trick to make Li Tang lose face

"Could it be that we are the great elixirs cultivated by the gods in our mouths, and when we ascend, our elixirs will be completed?"

Xiao Bailong kept drinking, and the words he said became more and more shocking.

Ji Bofu pursed his lips and didn't say a word, but the eyes he looked at Xiao Bailong became more and more strange.

Xiao Bailong suddenly looked at Ji Bofu with burning eyes and said, "What do you think?"

Ji Bofu poured a glass of wine by himself and drank it all, then said: "Pindao thinks what you said makes sense. You and I didn't become immortals, so we don't know the mystery of becoming immortals. We need to find out the truth behind it." .

If there is really a fairy god overlooking all living beings outside the world who uses one world as a pasture, then what I have to do is to overthrow this so-called fairy god and bring peace to future generations of practitioners! ! "

The torrential rain had stopped at some point, and the bright moonlight shone on Ji Bofu's body, covering him with a layer of silver gauze, as if he was about to float away in the next moment.

Xiao Bailong said excitedly: "I knew that some people would believe my guess, and I knew that my guess was not an appalling fantasy!!"

Ji Bofu smiled softly, "Come, drink, and cheers to your guess!!"

Xiao Bailong said proudly, "Do it!"

The two started drinking together one round after another, and Ji Bofu nodded secretly listening to Xiao Bailong's opinions from time to time.

With the bright moon hanging high, Xiao Bailong finally got drunk.

Ji Bofu put down his wine glass, rubbed his temples, shook his dizzy head lightly, looked outside the door and said: "Old Dragon King, come and pick up your good son."

The Dragon King of Donghai came from outside the door, looked at Ji Bofu with a smile and said: "This king really has a headache, I just need to practice hard, so I have to say something that can scare people to death.

If there really is an immortal god outside the world who overlooks all living beings, how did the sages ascend? "

Ji Bofu pointed to the little white dragon and said, "Old Dragon King, it's not that the poor man said that you, an old man, really don't know how to teach children. He's just a typical person who is full and has nothing to do. You sealed him." With all his mana and physical supernatural powers, he has honestly gone through a period of hardship, so he knows that he should practice hard in the future.

Returning the ranch, returning the Great Dan, how did you come up with this?"

The Dragon King of the Eastern Sea sighed and said, "This child has been sealed intermittently since ancient times, and his awakening time only accounts for a small part of it, so this child's Dao Heart does not seem to be stable."

Ji Bofu waved his hand and said: "In the future, let the little white dragon refine his mind in the world of mortals. How can he harden his heart without suffering a little bit of hardship? You should take him away now. He drank a lot tonight. .”

"Trouble, nephew!"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea's eyes obviously lit up when he heard that Hongchen was refining his mind, and he lifted the little white dragon's neck and walked out.

After Ji Bofu watched the father and son leave, he sat on a chair and poured himself a glass of wine, "I really believed in your evil, if your father hadn't come, Daoist would almost have given you a secret signal.

Immortal gods look down, shepherd all living beings, and ascend to the great alchemy. How did the brain grow? Can this kind of thing be figured out by myself?

Another day, God will teach you what it means to have no right to speak if you don’t investigate! ! "

Ji Bofu drank the wine in his glass in one gulp, got up and went to Empress Xiao's yard, muttering non-stop.

"I almost scared Master Dao to death after drinking. I thought someone of the same kind was coming."

Go to Queen Xiao's courtyard.

He could clearly see the graceful figure of Empress Xiao behind the window. After entering the room, Empress Xiao was wearing a phoenix robe to read the booklets. Ji Bofu took off the Taoist robe and hung it on the hanger. He walked behind Empress Xiao and said: "So It’s too late to read the brochures, Your Majesty is really a diligent emperor!”

Empress Xiao put down the booklet, lightly tapped Ji Bofu's head and said, "I didn't even say you were going to drink, but you actually said me?"

Ji Bofu took Empress Xiao's arm, and after they got on the bed, they cuddled together and said, "You care about what he does, and let my younger brother handle it. It frees up your time and trains his abilities."

Empress Xiao smiled and said: "That's what I did, it's just that this matter is a bit special, so I sent the booklet to the manor."

Ji Bofu asked curiously, "What is it that he still can't decide?"

Empress Xiao said: "It's not that I want to decide anything, but that Li Tang wants to appoint the master as their national advisor. Xiao Yu wrote a note to ask my opinion." Ji Bofu said helplessly: "This kind of thing is impossible. Do you want to ask? What does it have to do with our great Zhou Dynasty whether Li Tang canonize the master as a national master? If Li Tang is willing to canonize him, let them do it."

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Empress Xiao slapped Ji Bofu and said, "Are you really not understanding or are you pretending not to understand? My master's prestige in Kyushu is unmatched now. A magnificent Great Wall can be the foundation of the human race forever. Li Tang canonized my master as a national teacher." It is to take the reputation, prestige, and credit of the master as their own. Maybe it will not be obvious in a short time now, but in ten years or twenty years, people will think that Li Tang is the only orthodox in Kyushu!!"

"Ugh!"

Ji Bofu sighed and said, "It's really troublesome. What's the point of arguing about these illusory orthodoxy? What the people look at in the end is which country's national policy is better, and which country can survive better."

Empress Xiao said: "It's not troublesome at all. This is a normal struggle between countries. We must discuss every little thing on the line. If we really let Li Tang confer the title of Master, Imperial Master, Li Tang will continue to brainwash the people in his own country. Within ten years, the people of Li Tang will think that Li Tang is the destiny and the orthodox of Kyushu.

After a long time, these people will naturally look down on other countries. This kind of looking down is not the most important. The most important thing is that if there is a real war, these people will think that you, a small and weak country, dare to be orthodox with me. When the dynasty fights, the power that bursts out from the heart will be very huge.

The simplest point is that they will be more brave when they go to the battlefield. This is the psychological superiority that many years of self-proclaimed orthodoxy has given them. They dare to fight, kill and fight! "

Ji Bofu: "Then let's make the master the national teacher too. Since he wants this orthodoxy, we won't give it to him. If he fights for it, let's fight for it too. Bring our nephew to fight together!!"

Empress Xiao frowned: "Xiao Xian. Now I am not sure what he thinks in his heart. Since he walked all the way, I probably know what he thinks in his heart. At the beginning, there were soldiers and people under him, but at that time Looking at what he did, he wanted to give himself a good price, and he himself knew that he was not made to be an emperor.

He probably just wants to sell for a price, but he sits in the south and has almost no major wars. When we swept all the anti-kings in the north, he sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.

Now he has become one of the strongest countries in the world without doing anything. Aside from Wagangzhai and Wang Shichong, now it is our three kingdoms that divide the whole world.

Now, in his heart, he probably has the idea of ​​wanting to be the emperor. "

Ji Bofu looked at the roof with his hands behind his head and said indifferently: "If he wants to be the emperor, let him be. Anyway, he is not also from the Nanliangfang line of your Lanling Xiao family. Now he is re-establishing Nanliangfang. Liang rebuilt the glory of Nanliangfang, and now he just says that he is not the emperor, and none of you in Nanliangfang will agree.

The left and right are all from one's own family, whoever fights for the world is not fighting, it is much better to fight with one's own family than outsiders. "

Empress Xiao looked at Ji Bofu's dashing look and stretched out her jade arms to directly take him into her arms, "What the kid said is right. They are all members of the family anyway. Even if we have to, we can always leave some room."

Ji Bo stuck his talisman in Empress Xiao's arms, patted her arms with both hands and said softly, "Mother, Songsong, you've been a little too aggressive lately, and it makes me feel a little uncomfortable!"

Empress Xiao smiled sweetly, not only did not let go of him but also hugged him tightly.

Ji Bo Fu:
Early the next morning, Empress Xiao and Ji Bofu walked out of the yard after washing, and Xiao Yu hurried to the manor.

"I've seen you, the little Daoist!"

Xiao Yu first bowed to Ji Bofu hesitantly, and then said to Empress Xiao: "Sister, that guy Li Yuan is so shameless, he actually canonized his master as Li Tang Guoshi, not to mention that guy is shameless It is said that their Li and Tang lineages are the descendants of Master!!"

Ji Bofu's expression was calm, he knew Li Yuan's peeing behavior a long time ago, that shameless person is no different from those who go to the brothel and can't afford two taels of silver, they are all regular customers who have no money and still pretend to be , I don't look like I'm short of money.

Li Tang is of the blood of the Hu people, and there is no way around this.

In order to fabricate a good background for himself, Li Shi of Longxi went to Longxi to link his bloodline with others, but he didn't want to see if they could take a fancy to him, a barbarian with Hu people's bloodline.

They both live in Longxi and have the same surname Li. In the early years, Li Yuan often teased others. It wasn't until the Patriarch of the Li family of the previous generation in Longxi came out that Li Yuan had nothing to do with Li Yuan in Longxi.

Now he says that he is a descendant of the Master, which is seeking a good background for himself.

Empress Xiao also had no choice but to support her forehead. She was born in a famous family and has seen a lot of filth, but to seek a good background for herself, she emphasized that her blood is basically something that only small families do.

Although Li Yuan came from a poor background, it also depends on who he compares with. Compared with the five surnames Qiwang, and the Lanling Xiao family, it is naturally far, far worse, but now Li Tangliguo and the others can be regarded as the second echelon no matter what.

If Li Tang Guozuo lasts for 200 years, the future development will be comparable to the current Lanling Xiao family.

It's been an eye-opener for me to recognize an ancestor I don't even know when I've come to this point.

Ji Bofu suddenly grinned and said: "Actually, this matter is easy to handle. The poor have a trick, which can make Li Tang lose face!"

(End of this chapter)