I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 183
Such a big man, how could he be deceived into lameness?
Ji Bofu almost laughed when he saw Changsun Wuji fooling Yu Juluo. The current Yu Juluo is so similar to Xiao Yu at that time. Both of them were told by Changsun Wuji that they couldn't find the north.

Seeing this, Ji Bofu walked into the Zichen Palace. Changsun Wuji bowed and said hello. Yu Juluo's eyes widened and he said in surprise: "Oh, this is a rare visitor. How come the Taoist Priest has time to come to the palace?"

Ji Bofu said with a smile: "If I have nothing to do, why can't I come to the palace?"

Yu Juluo grinned and said, "Of course you can. This palace was built by the Tao Master and her. Why can't you come?"

After a few words with Yu Juluo, Ji Bofu started to get down to business, "Actually, Wagang Village can be fought, but Li Mi is dead. Not only Li Mi, but all his subordinates also died in Pindao's hands. .”

Changsun Wuji suddenly widened his eyes with a shocked expression, "Little Taoist Master, no matter what, he is still the leader of a force. Do you really want to kill them all?"

Yu Juluo narrowed his eyes and asked in a deep voice: "The sky in our Zhuo County is not peaceful today. I'm afraid this matter has something to do with the little Taoist priest, right?"

Ji Bofu said with a smile: "Pindao and Li Mi have a personal grudge. If Wang Shichong hadn't been by his side to protect him last night, Pindao would have sent him on his way last night.

Unfortunately, something unexpected happened later, so Pindao had to set up a bureau to send him on his way! ! "

Changsun Wuji was still immersed in the shock of Ji Bofu single-handedly going to Wagang Village and killing Li Mi and everyone else. Yu Juluo frowned and said: "We know Wang Shichong of Luoyang City, but Wang Shichong is at most a martial saint. With his cultivation level, how could he keep Li Mi in your hands?"

Ji Bofu spread his hands and said: "I don't even know what kind of bad luck Wang Shichong got. He has a treasure from ancient times in his hand. Once that treasure is used, all practitioners below the Yang God and Human Immortal They all have to turn into ordinary people, even the body of a martial artist who has been tempered many times must turn into the body of an ordinary person under the shroud of that precious qi machine.

Pindao persuaded Wang Shichong to leave with hard words, otherwise Li Mi and Pindao really wouldn't be able to kill him! ! "

Yu Juluo suddenly asked: "That's not right. How come you have a personal grudge against Li Mi when you meditate and practice Qi in the manor every day?"

Ji Bofu said helplessly: "General, what we are talking about now is that you can lead the army directly to Wagang Village, instead of discussing how Li Mi has a personal grudge against Pindao!!"

Yu Juluo didn't care about this issue at all. He thought about it and suddenly winked and said: "Oh, we know, isn't Li Yuan planning to marry Li Xiuning to Li Mi recently? If you insist that Li Mi has any personal grudges with you, you should just There is only Li Xiuning."

Changsun Wuji stood aside expressionlessly, watching his nose and heart, but his slightly tilted ears proved that he was a qualified listener.

"General, if you don't send troops, you won't be able to drink soup until others react!"

Ji Bofu left the palace after saying a few words with a dark face.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this little kid's thoughts are all written on his face. He is still young and has no sense of dignity!!"

Yu Juluo looked at Ji Bofu's back and sighed while talking to Changsun Wuji.

Changsun Wuji listened silently but with no expression on his face, "General, when do you think it is appropriate to set off?"

Yu Juluo turned around and looked at Changsun Wuji in surprise: "Don't you have no money?"

Changsun Wuji frowned and said, "I'm afraid that Li Mi will cheat his death and join forces with Li Tang to make a plan. Now that it's been confirmed that Li Mi and his men are dead and we haven't sent troops yet, is it possible that we really have to do what the little Taoist priest said?" Can’t even drink the soup?
Besides, since Li Mi is dead, it means that Wagang Village is an unowned land, and I only need to pay military expenses to go there.

Li Mi's granary is right there. Is it possible that the general is planning to give up Li Mi's granary to others? "

Yu Juluo looked at Changsun Wuji intently for a long time and said, "You are really a good candidate to be an official!! Prepare the general expenses, let's go and order all the soldiers and horses to go ahead!"

Ji Bofu went back to the manor directly. He only needed to inform Yu Juluo about Li Mi's death in Wagang Village, and they would naturally know what to do with the rest.

They are the most professional in this regard, and professional matters should be left to professionals! !

After giving three sticks of incense to the Yellow Turban Warrior, he sat cross-legged in front of the Taoist altar dedicated to the Yellow Turban Warrior and began to examine his body.

After walking out of the bronze hall, he has not checked his physical body. Although this physical body has been re-condensed, it is still as powerful as an arm.

It's just that it's a new body after all, and he still needs to check it carefully.

The power of the soul in Zi Mansion swept through the body inch by inch, not even the bone marrow was spared. After checking it several times, he stared blankly at the more majestic figure of the yellow scarf warrior under the curling green smoke. face.

There was no change in his physical body, just like his physical body was not exploded by the roar of the old man Cui. Not even a single hair on his body fell out.

It was as if his physical body had never been destroyed.

"It doesn't make sense. Didn't Master manually adjust the strength of my physical body?"

"I thought Master would give me a little boost when he regained his physical body. The strength of my physical body is still exactly the same as before."

"Since there is no change in my physical body, isn't my sin in vain?"

"Ms. Cui, I can ask Master to take action on my own, so Master Dao, am I suffering in vain?"

He had two purposes since he set up the trap. One purpose was to let the master see his miserable state and anger the Cui family to personally kill the Cui family.

The second purpose is that the master's cultivation is about to become an immortal. When she comes back from the dead, she should give her only disciple a small start. Not to mention how much the cultivation will be improved, at least the strength of the physical body must be improved. .

You must know that he has had this idea in his mind since he saw his master using unpredictable methods to carve out a one-to-one replica of a palace using the energy of peace.

The entire body of the imperial palace was formed by the gathering of the energy of peace, so it shouldn't be too much to say that the entire body of his body was reunited by the energy of peace, right?
If his physical body is reunited with the Qi of Taiping, then he can completely integrate into the Qi of Taiping without having to wash his body with the Qi of Taiping every day.

Of the two purposes he set up with his own body, this was the most important, but he never thought that neither of his two purposes was achieved.

Mrs. Cui was just deprived of her luck and was not slapped to death by her master.

His physical body is also the same as before, and it still needs a long time to be polished. So didn't his death be in vain?
Suddenly, a butterfly appeared in the yard. Its crystal clear wings flew to Ji Bofu's side in a flash. The butterfly seemed not to be afraid of Ji Bofu hurting it and landed directly on the nose of Ji Bofu, who was in a daze.

Ji Bofu suddenly felt itchy on the tip of his nose. After seeing the butterfly falling from the tip of his nose, he muttered: "Master, don't make trouble. This disciple is upset right now."

The wings of his nose twitched slightly, but the butterfly was still on his nose, flapping its wings to bring about a slight flow of air.

Ji Bofu Douji looked at the butterfly on the tip of his nose and said: "Master, please don't make trouble, be careful, I will capture your clone and put you together with the female butterfly!"

Boom!
Ji Bofu felt like he was hit on the back of his head. He staggered and turned around to look back, but there was no one behind him.

His eyes suddenly opened wide, and when he looked at the tip of his nose with cross-eyed eyes, the butterfly was no longer there. He suddenly turned his head and looked into the yard, but he didn't find any trace of the butterfly.

"No. Is there really a Patriarch? Master Tao is not the Patriarch. Are you serious about playing with your disciples?"

Ji Bofu rubbed the back of his head in disbelief.

"No, did I disrespect the ancestor just now?"

Ji Bofu's expression gradually collapsed, and his heart gradually began to twist.

Urgent, very urgent now, who knows what to do after disrespecting the ancestor?
If the founder was really unhappy, the inheritance of Taiping Dao would be cut off. He didn't think he would accept another disciple with his master's character.

"Ok?"

"Break the inheritance?"

"I am the only seedling on Taiping Road, so it's okay!!"

Ji Bofu instantly relaxed.

Based on his understanding of his master, it is definitely impossible for his master to accept another disciple, so he, the only child, is still very safe for now.

Unless the Patriarch wants to cut off their lineage, he is safe.

"call"

Ji Bofu breathed a long sigh of relief and then stood up and saluted to the world and said: "Master, it was really just the disciple's unintentional words just now. I think the master will not take the disciple's unintentional mistakes to heart."

"Grandmaster, I count to three. If you don't speak, I will assume that you have forgiven my unintentional mistake."

"one."

"three!!!"

Ji Bofu bowed again and said: "Thank you so much, Patriarch, for your magnanimity in forgiving your disciple's unintentional remarks!!"

After saying that, he happily sat on the futon and started practicing Qi.

At Xiangfeng, in front of Huangfu Qinghui in the Bronze Hall was the scene where Ji Bofu had just asked the Patriarch to forgive her. A rare smile appeared in her eyes.

Just at this time, a butterfly appeared in the bronze hall and flew around her. Huangfu Qinghui flicked the closed bronze door and opened a gap. The butterfly flew around Huangfu Qinghui again and then followed the opened door. A gap left the bronze hall.

Ji Bofu was meditating and practicing hard, trying hard to pull the air of peace everywhere between heaven and earth washing over his body. For some reason, he suddenly felt that his upper and lower eyelids were fighting and he fell asleep.

In the dream, he came to a vast and boundless grassland. The grassland was lush and green. From time to time, a few butterflies fell from the sky and lay on a wild flower, gently flapping their wings.

Ji Bo Fu had forgotten everything at this moment. He had forgotten that he was a practitioner. He had forgotten that he was Ji Bo Fu. He just watched the butterfly flapping its wings in fascination.

The butterfly's wings flapped slightly, but in his eyes there was a natural beauty, as if the whole world was contained in the movement of the butterfly's wings.

Suddenly, the butterfly flew into the distance, and Ji Bofu followed closely behind the butterfly and ran after it.

The butterfly was only two meters above the ground. He followed closely and jumped up to catch the butterfly, but every time he jumped up, the butterfly would suddenly rise higher.

He just kept chasing the butterfly tirelessly. From day to night, when the sun rose in the east and set in the west, he followed closely behind the butterfly. He forgot everything but always had a belief in his heart.

Catch the butterfly! !
Quick, quick, almost caught! !The butterfly seemed to be tired of flying, its speed became slower and slower, and Ji Bofu's eyes became brighter and brighter.

Every time he ran, a ray of Shen Xi entered his body from the ground. Shen Xi continued to nourish his body, and his Qi and blood grew stronger with every step he ran.

He ran for countless days and nights, but he never felt tired. Instead, he became more and more energetic. The energy and blood in his body seemed to never dry up, and the rainbow-like blood made the sound of a river in his blood vessels.

Gradually, his steps became faster and faster, and he didn't realize that he had stepped on the void and ran into the air.

It’s almost, it’s almost, we’re just a little bit closer to catching the butterfly! !

He could almost touch the butterfly with his fingertips, and the mere inch away felt like a world away. He suddenly used all his strength to jump forward and catch the butterfly.

Just as his palm enveloped the butterfly, the butterfly suddenly turned into dots of fluorescence and disappeared. His expression changed from surprise to disappointment. After he saw clearly what was on the ground, his expression changed from disappointment to fear.

It seems he can't fly! !

boom! !

Ji Bofu's vision went dark and he fell to the grass. He had only one thought before he fainted.

“Don’t let me know that someone’s cow is so ungrateful that it poops such a big pile of cow dung!!”

Ji Bofu, who was sitting cross-legged on the futon under the yellow scarf warrior in the enshrining courtyard, trembled and woke up.

"dream?"

"But once you start practicing cultivation, you won't have dreams anymore."

"So it's a small punishment from the Patriarch?"

Even though it was just a dream, Ji Bofu could still vaguely feel the stench of cow dung and the smell of grass.

It was so realistic, even though he knew it was just a dream, the dream seemed to be real.

"Zhuang Zhou dreamed of butterfly, Qiye? Mengye?"

Ji Bofu murmured to himself and suddenly thought of a terrible thing.

For the Patriarch, a dream is a world, and every dream is a real world. So it seems that he has really fallen into a pile of cow dung?

Ji Bofu suddenly slapped his forehead and said: "No, for the Patriarch, a dream is a world, but I am not, I am just a young Yin Shen monk who has not yet become an immortal.

For me, a dream is a dream, and a world that is true and true is a world that is true and true.

So I didn’t fall headfirst into a pile of cow dung, absolutely not! ! "

Suddenly, he noticed his right hand. His right hand exuded the luster of jade. The blood vessels and bones under the skin were clearly visible. The peaceful energy condensed into liquid flowed continuously in his blood vessels.

The entire arm sparkled in the sunlight, and the ground could be easily seen through his arm.

"Is this a big deal?"

Ji Bofu was overjoyed. Is this the peaceful body he had been waiting for for so long?Is this just a dream?

"The ancestor is mighty!!"

Ji Bofu shouted excitedly. He didn't know how long it would take to cultivate the Qi of Peace all over his body by himself. But now, with the help of the Patriarch, just a dream has come true.

It saves at least hundreds of years of hard work! !
As soon as he thought of Ji Bofu's figure in the courtyard, he disappeared, and then as soon as he thought of him, his whole body appeared in the courtyard again, and then his body turned into the air of peace and blended with the air of peace between heaven and earth, and his Yin... God stayed in the courtyard.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"The death of Master Dao is really worth it!!"

This time, due to the gift from the Patriarch, his own physical body has been completely matured, and is essentially no different from his master, Huangfu Qinghui.

The peace between heaven and earth is like a public storage space for Taiping Dao. He can not only transfer his body to this storage space, but also download it from other places.

The Yin God Feng Xu Yufeng can cross thousands of miles and then directly reunite with his physical body, and this also gets rid of the weakness of his physical body's lack of strength.

Master Dao has no physical body, so he naturally does not have the weakness of insufficient physical strength.

Ji Bofu reunited with his physical body, and a thought suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Am I no longer a human being?"

His physical body was no longer human, it could be said that he was just the spirit of peace in human form. Then Queen Xiao said she wanted to have a child.
When Cao Cao arrived, Empress Xiao slowly opened the door and saw Ji Bofu's ghostly figure at a glance, "Where is your body?"

Ji Bofu reunited with his body in one thought.

Empress Xiao looked around with wide eyes and said, "Where did you hide your body? It was obvious that your body was not in the yard just now!"

Ji Bofu grinned and said: "I just received a gift from my ancestor and developed a magical power!!"

Queen Xiao's beautiful eyes shone and she said, "Is this the magical power you used to hide your body just now?"

She is not a novice now. Although her cultivation is still weak and she is only at the level of a grand master, under the influence of Ji Bofu and Yu Juluo, her knowledge is not less than that of some ghosts and immortals, and even at some levels It is far beyond the ghosts and immortals.

So she naturally knew how practical Ji Bofu's magical power was for ascetics. Most of the ascetics before the ghost fairy realm used their souls to fight enemies out of their bodies, and the physical body was naturally the focus of their protection.

Once the physical body is damaged, their cultivation will naturally stagnate, and once the physical body dies, not to mention, once the physical body dies before they reach the realm of ghosts and immortals, it means that they are really dead.

But even the physical body of the ghost immortal is very precious. Most of the killing methods of the ghost immortal require the soul to leave the body, so the physical body at this time is still their biggest weakness.

The physical body is a raft, and once the physical body is broken, the soul will become an endless tree. Not only is the Yang God hopeless, but it can only be reborn to seek the next life.

It can be said that before cultivating to the realm of Yang God and cultivating the physical body to a pure Yang physical body, the physical body of a cultivator is the biggest weakness, bar none.

So one can imagine how precious Ji Bofu's magical power is.

Ji Bofu naturally understood what Queen Xiao meant, waved his hand and said: "Actually, although this magical power is precious to me, it is not that precious.

I am a Qi Refiner. Even though the Qi Refiner's physical body is weaker than that of a martial artist, it is still much stronger than those of those who practice Taoism.

Now this magical power only adds an insurance policy for me. Compared with the function of hiding my physical body, the other functions brought by this magical power are what I want most. "

Empress Xiao did not ask too much about the other effects of this magical power. She suddenly realized and widened her eyes and said: "My child, did you just say that it was a gift from the ancestor? General Tiangong or..."

Ji Bofu already had a smile on his face, "It's either Master Zhang Jiao or my ancestor!!"

"hiss!!"

Empress Xiao took a breath and said, "Hasn't Master Nanhua ascended yet?"

"Forehead"

The smile on Ji Bofu's face froze, "It should. It should have ascended. The Patriarch's great dream is one dream for all eternity. The Patriarch just preached in a dream. I think it is the Patriarch who has ascended to this world. There’s no way he can stop this old man.”

He was not sure whether the Patriarch had ascended, but the master had said that the Grandmaster had already ascended. As a preacher of the Grandmaster, it was unlikely that the Patriarch's conduct would be worse than that of the Grandmaster.

Just like him and his master now, he can't have ascended and his master has not ascended yet, right?
Empress Xiao admired with respect on her face: "Yes, it is true that I am a bit arrogant. How can a person like Master Nanhua not ascend yet? If he has not ascended, I am afraid that no one in this world can ascend."

"It's true, the Patriarch is really powerful!!"

Ji Bofu's words couldn't be more true. Who would dare to think that an ordinary butterfly could be the founder of the teaching?

Looking at all the nine states in the world, whose sect has ever seen an immortal preach?

Empress Xiao sighed and put this matter behind her. Things like immortals and ancestors preaching were too far away from her. Even now, she felt a little unreal, so she simply stopped thinking about these things and started talking about them. Remember her purpose of looking for Ji Bofu.

"Hey, I forgot about this all because of you. I came to you because someone sent you a letter!"

After saying that, she handed the letter in her hand to Ji Bofu.

"My letter? It seems that I don't have any acquaintances who need to write to me. Is it Fellow Daoist Sanbai or Fellow Daoist Lu?"

Ji Bofu took the letter doubtfully, and there was still a wisp of Empress Xiao's fragrance lingering on the envelope.

The only people he could call friends were Taoist Sanbai and Lu Sansi. He was just an otaku. He didn't have many friends but he still had quite a lot of enemies.

After tearing open the envelope, there were only four short words on the letter.

"I'll see you in Diao Yin."

The four-character golden hook and iron stroke are filled with fierceness and fierceness, but they are still tender.

Queen Xiao stood next to Ji Bofu. She also saw the content of the letter. After reading the content, she smiled sweetly and said: "You killed someone's fiancé, and now they are here to question you!! "

(End of this chapter)