I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 261 Empress?

Fuxi smiled, glanced down the mountain casually, poured another cup of tea for Ji Bofu, and said, "Let's do it, it will take some time for Nuwa to come back."

"It's not in the way, it's not in the way. If you have something to do, it's okay to wait for a while." Ji Bofu quickly sat down opposite Fuxi, holding the teacup in both hands and responded in a low voice.

Fuxi smiled and said, "Have you seen Nuwa before?"

Ji Bofu's lips had just touched the teacup. After hearing Fuxi's words, he quickly put it down and said: "Xiaodao has never seen the empress before, but has only heard about some of her deeds. It has spread widely in the world, and everyone knows the name of the Holy Mother."

Fuxi said: "I'm not asking about these deeds. Do you still need to talk about Nu Wa's deeds? What I'm asking is whether you have seen the statue of Nu Wa before or whether you have seen Nu Wa directly or indirectly from other channels. look like."

Ji Bofu was startled, held the cup, shook his head and said, "Xiaodao has never seen the empress directly or indirectly."

Fuxi stopped talking, and Ji Bofu also lowered his head and started drinking tea. He finally drank the cup of tea.

After drinking the warm tea, Ji Bofu was slightly startled. It was not as magical as he imagined. It could even be said to be ordinary mundane tea.

Fuxi looked at Ji Bofu and smiled, like a fox who had stolen a chicken, and said, "How is it? How about this tea?"

Ji Bofu said quickly: "Senior's tea is naturally excellent."

"Slippery!" Fuxi smiled meaningfully and stopped talking.

Seeing this, Ji Bofu could only hold the tea cup and sip it one mouthful at a time. When the cup of tea reached the bottom, Fuxi added more. In this way, one person drank and the other added. Unknowingly, half a pot of tea went into Ji Bofu's stomach.

The more Ji Bofu drank, the more strange he felt. The taste of the tea was a bit familiar, "Senior, this tea."

Before he finished asking, Fuxi said bluntly: "I didn't drink this tea before, but 1000 or two hundred years ago, Nuwa suddenly planted a few tea trees, and these tea leaves grew from those tea trees."

"Nu Wa has never done this kind of thing before, so I am a little curious about what is so magical about these tea trees that Nu Wa can cultivate the land herself. After all, after all, these are mundane things and have no aura at all. .”

"It wasn't until I roasted these tea leaves that I suddenly felt that these tea leaves were pretty good."

Ji Bofu nodded and agreed: "The tea grown by the empress herself is naturally good."

"You!" Fuxi smiled helplessly, stretched out his hand and tapped the Ji Bo Fu. He tried it again and again, but it was a pity that this naughty little Taoist priest just didn't follow the way, and he couldn't leak anything.

Ji Bofu smiled shyly, lowered his head and sipped the tea silently. He could tell that Fuxi was testing him, and the main purpose of the testing was this tea, but he really didn't know what Fuxi wanted to test, and there was nothing he could do about it. Give an answer.

He is indeed somewhat familiar with this tea, but it is only familiar. This tea that has no spiritual energy at all cannot be the root of heaven and earth. There cannot be some great secret involved in it.

To be honest, regardless of the taste, grabbing a few handfuls of weeds on the roadside, brewing them and drinking them would contain more spiritual energy than this tea.

There's nothing magical about this tea. It's just the tea he drank when he was a mortal. If he went to all the heavens and worlds, he could grab a lot of this tea.

wrong! !
Ji Bofu suddenly became excited. Tea he drank in ordinary times?
After finishing the tea in the cup, Ji Bofu reached out and poured himself a cup of tea and took a sip. After smashing it in his mouth, he was stunned.

Fuxi looked at Ji Bofu's appearance, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and the little Taoist priest showed his flaws.

Fuxi put down the teacup, without any trace of the previous smile on his face, and asked: "Did you drink it?"

Ji Bofu put down the tea cup, nodded solemnly and said: "Drink it." Fuxi put down the tea cup and said coldly: "Since you have drunk it, let's go. Pindao, the gift from fellow Taoist Lingbao, will be handed over to Nuwa .”

Ji Bofu shook his head like a rattle and said, "No."

The cold light in Fuxi's eyes became more and more refreshing, and he asked playfully: "No?"

"Since the master told me that Xiaodao should hand over the gift to the empress, then the Xiaodao must be handed over to the empress." Ji Bofu looked straight at Fuxi without giving in, emphasizing the word empress.

Fuxi's expression changed instantly, and he suddenly looked at the ground exaggeratedly and said, "Wow, someone's things fell on the ground. It would be bad if it hit someone."

Snapped!
An ax was slapped on the table.

Ji Bofu glanced at the ax on the table indifferently, and said without caring about Fuxi's threat: "It is a matter of loyalty to someone who is entrusted by someone. Since Xiaodao has promised to deliver the gift to the empress, then Xiaodao must It will be delivered to the empress."

The atmosphere was a little stiff for a moment. Jin Feng, who was standing outside the pavilion, curled his lips and walked away. It was impossible to start a fight. Although he didn't know why the scene went like this, although he didn't know that the little Taoist priest Why is his mouth so rude, but he shouldn't be able to fight with the old man here.

The most disgusting thing for a big man is to use his big brother to bully the small ones.

Boom! !

A chariot crossed the sky. Fuxi, wearing a blue imperial robe, stood on the chariot. After the chariot landed on Fengqi Mountain, a smile suddenly appeared on Ji Bofu's face.

Fuxi came over and grabbed the small half pot of tea on the table and drank it down. After wiping the corners of his mouth, he asked doubtfully: "Little Taoist priest, why are you here?"

After seeing Fuxi turning a blind eye to Fuxi across from him, the smile on Ji Bofu's face became even brighter. He stood up and saluted: "Your Majesty, Xiaodao has been ordered to come to give the empress a thank you gift."

Fuxi nodded, stretched and left, "Then you can continue playing. I'm a little tired, so I'll go back and take a nap."

After Fuxi left, only Ji Bofu and Fuxi sitting opposite him were left in the pavilion.

The two looked at each other without giving in. After a long time, Ji Bofu was finally defeated. He stood up and saluted: "Human Ji Bofu, pay your respects to the empress!"

Although he didn’t know why Nuwa would play with her like this, but since Nuwa wanted to play like this, he could only accompany her to the end. But she was Nuwa after all, and it was okay to play with her, but if she got angry with him, But it was a disaster.

It was difficult to control this speed. If he didn't control it well, he might really make Nuwa Queen angry, so he still planned to end this drama early.

After playing, it’s time to get down to business.

It's just that the image of Nuwa, who was noble, elegant, graceful, luxurious and compassionate, was gone forever in his heart.

"No fun!"

Fuxi muttered, and then his appearance changed after a flash of brilliant light.

"Pfft!!"

Ji Bofu squirted out a sip of hot tea and looked at Nuwa across from him in stunned silence: "Your Majesty?"

(End of this chapter)