I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 280

The Jade Emperor has a black face, as a fifth-level Daluo, I will covet your guardian?
Not to mention Taoist Cihang who is currently in Schrödinger's state, I don't even care about Taoist Cihang who was intact when he became a god.

He said speechlessly: "I don't covet Taoist Cihang. Even if I want to bury the master, I won't give it to me. I just want to ask what level of combat power Taoist Cihang can exert now. I can't help but protect him." you!!"

Ji Bofu said proudly: "Cihang has not fully recovered yet. She should be between the third level and the fourth level. If you want to divide it forcefully, you can call her the half-step fourth level."

God TM half-stepped into the fourth realm, and the Jade Emperor cursed in his heart.

"It's just..." Ji Bofu hesitated for a moment and said: "It's just that Taoist Cihang's current state is not right, and Xiaodao is a little unsure. After all, she is not a serious Daluo. According to the rules of the burial place, she should Already gone.”

"In this state, she is only half recovered. When she fully recovers, she is guaranteed to be in the fourth realm. As for the fifth realm, Xiaodao cannot guarantee it. The fifth realm is at the pinnacle among all the worlds. A group of people, Taoist Cihang who Xiaodao has no confidence in fully recovering from will be in the fifth realm.”

The Jade Emperor was completely shocked. He looked at Taoist Cihang who had his eyes half closed and said loudly: "Ji Bofu, are you sure you didn't lie to me? Does Taoist Cihang really have the potential of the fifth realm?"

That is the fifth realm, the rarest fifth realm. Arriving at the fifth realm not only means that there is another leader-level figure in the world, but also means that there is another Pangu in the ancient world. candidate.

The fifth realm is eligible to compete for Pangu.

Ji Bofu curled his lips and poured cold water on him: "Great Heavenly Lord, don't be too happy too early. The burial place is different from the place outside the burial place. Xiaodao cannot guarantee that Taoist Cihang is Taoist Cihang. Maybe this Daluo level The power is completely given by Master, it is just carried by the body of Taoist Cihang."

"Today I am a Taoist of Cihang, but tomorrow I may be a Taoist of Evil Hanging."

He knew what the Jade Emperor was thinking. It was just that there were so many Daluo who had buried their bodies in the burial ground throughout the ages. If everyone in those Daluo were like Taoist Cihang
I dare not think about this problem. If I think about it carefully, it will subvert the entire universe.

The Jade Emperor chuckled and said, "That's not what I meant. I'm just afraid that your guardian is not strong enough to protect you."

Ji Bofu said suspiciously: "Great Heavenly Lord, what kind of plan did you set up? You didn't protect the trail even half a step into the fourth realm?"

He really couldn't guess what the Jade Emperor was going to do. This was not the previous era. After the beginning of the era of disorder, the Daluo who were left in the current era were all small Kalami, and those tyrannical 'big shots' basically stayed behind. It’s an era of disorder.

Maybe now I have lost my mind.

The prehistoric era of the current era cannot be said to be three or two big cats, but Da Luo in the third and fourth realms can definitely walk sideways. This is beyond doubt.

Don't you see that even Buddhists dare to come and fight with the Jade Emperor?

The Jade Emperor said loudly: "It's not that I want to make a plan, it's just that Buddhism is too aggressive. Yunhua became my weakness after he became Daluo. Buddhism just wants to seize my weakness."

"But as the Emperor of Heaven, how can I be threatened by Buddhism?"

"They want to seize my weakness, and I also want to further weaken their power. Even if they don't take this power in their hands, it is better than staying in the hands of Buddhism."

"Sometimes wolves still have to unleash their fangs, otherwise some people will mistake wolves for dogs over time!"

The Jade Emperor's tone was gloomy. It was obvious that someone had stabbed his lungs this time. Ji Bofu also understood that if someone wanted to attack his family, he would have already started to harm himself with a three-foot long sword and activated the Master's Great Summoning Technique. .

The Jade Emperor then said: "There are many people who want to drag me into trouble. Now that Buddhism has come forward, I will let Buddhism be the chicken. If other forces want to jump out, they must see whether their own strength can withstand it." Pass through Buddhism!!”

Ji Bofu was suddenly startled: "Great Heavenly Lord, is it your guidance to go to the Daughter Kingdom on the small road?"

The Jade Emperor had a smile in his eyes: "How do you say that?"

Ji Bofu said with a look of resentment: "Xiao Dao originally thought that he was traveling to the Daughter's Kingdom, but later he felt that someone was plotting behind his back. However, even if Da Luo took action, Xiao Dao would not be aware of it, although Xiao Dao did not call him all the time. Guardian, but the Daluo perspective carried by the guardian has never been closed."

"It's not Da Luo's method, but it's better than Da Luo's method. It seems that in the ancient world, you are the only one who controls the way of heaven, right?"

The Jade Emperor chuckled and said: "I didn't originally intend to involve you in the situation, but you have a grudge against Buddhism. You two are naturally on opposite sides, so I thought of dragging you in to defeat him."

Ji Bofu: "Ah? Me?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Ji Bofu carefully: "If I'm not mistaken, you have just been promoted to Taiyi now. Follow me and fuck him hard. I can't guarantee that you can get fat and become a great Luo." , but it’s more than enough to guarantee a peak Taiyi Golden Immortal, and I might as well get you a Buddha status in the end.”

Ji Bofu's eyes lit up and he said excitedly: "Really?"

The Jade Emperor looked around like a weasel stealing a chicken and said, "Do you know the eight tribes of Buddhism?"

Ji Bofu shook his head blankly: "I know a little bit, but not much."

Jade Emperor Popular Science said: "The Eight Tribes are the mid-to-high-end power of Buddhism. The so-called Arhat Bodhisattva is not enough compared to the Eight Tribes. You can simply understand that the Eight Tribes are a group of high-end mercenaries."

"The eight tribes are divided into devas, nagas, yakshas, ​​gandharvas, asuras, garudas, kinnaras and mahurakas."

"The heavens include the Brahma Heaven, the Sakyamuni Heaven, the Multi-hearing Heaven, the Dharma Kingdom Heaven, the Growth Heaven, the Guangmu Heaven, the Great Freedom Heaven, the Auspicious Heaven, etc. However, although the Heavens are the highest among the eight branches of Buddhism, this one is not. Incomparably empty, even just a shelf."

"Great Brahma and Emperor Shitian are the four Shura deities. These two heavenly disciples are just participating in Buddhism. If something really happens, they will definitely not intervene."

"You can tell by the names of the four gods: Duo Wen Tian, ​​Zhi Guo Tian, ​​Guang Mu Tian, ​​and Zeng Zeng Tian. These four gods were the ones that Buddhism invited me to invest in. They are the Four Heavenly Kings."

"The auspicious heaven travels far away in all heavens and realms, so among the heavens there is only one great free heaven. The great free heaven hangs high in the sky of Buddhism. Although it is a heavenly being, it is the mortal enemy of Buddhism!!"

"The dragons are the meritorious ministers who protect the Buddha's Dharma. They are responsible for raising clouds and making rain. Basically, they are some dragon-type Buddhist guardians."

"Yakshas and Gandharvas can be understood as the warriors in the Taoist sect. Although there are no masters among them, they are the main force of the eight armies."

"You should also know about Asura. This is the Blood Sea Asura who was saved by Taoist Zhunti and Taoist Jieyin."

"Garuda is a golden-winged roc, extremely fierce."

"There is no need to worry about Kinnara. Although there are many Kinnara, there is only one person. Moreover, Kinnara and Buddhism have already left Buddhism long ago without dealing with them."

"The last one is Hulujia. Hulujia has the body of a snake and the head of a snake, which symbolizes the power of Buddhism!!"

"The Eight Buddhism Buddhism can be traced back to the Western Buddhism period. At that time, the Western Buddhism was first established to recruit heroes from all over the world. In addition, the shameless salvation creatures of Jieyin and Zhunti continued to join the Eight Buddhism. Over time, it became The eight tribes you see now were formed.”

"My goal this time is the eight tribes of Buddhism. As long as we get the eight tribes, not only will Buddhism suffer a lot, but we will also be able to make a lot of money."

"I've given you a chance to get rich. This is absolutely true inside information, so you decide for yourself whether you want to get on the bus or not." After the Jade Emperor gave Ji Bo Fu a popular science introduction to the eight tribes, he sat on the ground minding his own business. , took out a pot of fairy brew and drank it.

Ji Bofu stood there and kept thinking about the eight tribes mentioned by the Jade Emperor, which were dragons and phoenixes. In addition, you participated in one and I participated in one. The composition of the eight tribes was really too complicated.

"Great Heavenly Lord, the Eight Tribes are really too complex. Even if we get the Eight Tribes, it won't be easy to digest."

The Jade Emperor looked at Ji Bofu in surprise, as if he was meeting Ji Bofu for the first time: "You kid, is that okay? Have you grown a brain?"

Ji Bofu's face turned dark: "Great Heavenly Lord, please don't attack me personally!!"

The Jade Emperor laughed and said: "You don't have to worry about this matter. No matter how difficult it is to digest, it will still have to be digested under my hands. At worst, I will split up the Eight Tribes and sell them. There are still many people in the ancient world who are interested in the Eight Tribes. It’s not just the Heaven family.”

"The Eight Tribesmen can not only fight, but they can also watch and play with them. They are a must-have weapon for killing people and setting fires when traveling at home. I don't know how many people are jealous of this kind of thing."

"When the time comes to take it out and give it a new look, even Buddhists won't be able to explain it. They can only pinch their noses and suffer the consequences."

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor became annoyed, "Boy, do you want to get on the boat?"

"Alas!" Ji Bofu spread his hands and said, "Great Heavenly Lord, does Xiaodao still have the right to refuse now?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and scolded: "You really have no right to refuse."

"Keep an eye on Yang Chan, keep an eye on Liu Yanchang, and at least catch the Buddhist braid first," the Jade Emperor told him before leaving Liujiacun with the wine bottle in hand.

"Oh, the leaders just talk, and the people below will run away and break their legs. What a miserable life!!"

Ji Bofu let out a long sigh and started his surveillance journey. Taoist Cihang opened up a series of lights and opened up a secret time and space to isolate him.

This surveillance lasted for a month. During this month, Liu Yanchang stayed in Liujiacun to study without leaving the house. Ji Bofu also sneaked into Liu Yanchang's home to check carefully, but unfortunately nothing was found, and no abnormalities were found.

In the middle of the second month, Ji Bofu suddenly became energetic and looked towards the back of Liujiacun.

"coming!!"

In the woods behind Liujiacun, a plump girl wearing a feather coat with ribbons wrapped around her body came walking on the moon. This girl had a fragrance on her body that made people unable to help but be immersed in it.

"Good guy, are you so horny?"

"Is this the Gandharva?"

Ji Bofu took in a wisp of fragrance from this Gandharva and sighed secretly. The fragrance was light and elegant, with a hint of innocence in it, but the smell contained inside was too strong.

"Isn't this the Bodhisattva who gives in the flesh!!"

Ji Bofu's face turned dark. Gandharva symbolizes happiness and auspiciousness in Buddhism. When the happiness and auspiciousness in Buddhism are embodied, isn't it the physical body of the Bodhisattva of Giving?

No wonder it tastes so strong! !
The Gandharva comes on the moon, adding a third degree of holiness under the clear and bright moonlight. If you don't understand the inside story, you will definitely think of her as a moon palace fairy.

The Gandharva gently pushed open the door of Liu Yanchang's room. Liu Yanchang put down the "Spring and Autumn" in his hand and looked at the Gandharva with eyes full of piety.

"Bodhisattva, you are here!!" Liu Yanchang quickly stood up to greet him.

The Gandharva smiled warmly: "Yan Chang, you have been working very hard recently, so I am here."

Ji Bofu stood aside and shook his head. He could clearly see the desire hidden under Liu Yanchang's pious eyes. It was a man's desire.

Liu Yanchang swallowed, his mouth and tongue were dry: "Bodhisattva, are you here to express my condolences?"

The Gandharva's head was raised slightly, with a warm smile on her face. She was somewhat majestic, and the holy temperament on her body was irresistible. Her bare white feet gently touched Liu Yanchang's chest, and he fell down. on the bed.

A ray of breeze blew the candle and it went out

The bamboo bed creaked, and crazy men and women entangled with each other under the moonlight.

Ji Bofu's wrist trembled slightly, and the shadow talisman remained in place. He himself waited quietly outside the house without even noticing.

No matter who the incarnation of Liu Yanchang is, he was completely defeated today.

Of course, if Liu Yanchang is shameless, there is nothing he can do, but it is absolutely impossible to win over Yang Chan.

Unless Yang Chan is obsessed with her mind.

The moonlight was like water, and when the moon was high in the sky, the Gandharva walked out of the house. Liu Yanchang had already fallen into a drowsy sleep.

"Who??"

The Gandharva looked at the little Taoist priest under the moonlight who seemed to be about to ride the wind back in the next moment with a wary face. He drew a long sword from the void with his bare hands. The long sword shone with a cold light like a clear water.

Ji Bofu tilted his head and looked at the Gandharva, and said loudly: "Monster, how dare you suck people's yang energy? Why don't you hurry up and arrest the poor Taoist today?"

The Gandharva was stunned for a moment, with the Buddha's light rippling around his body. He put away his long sword and slowly said a blessing: "The poor monk has met this Taoist priest. The Taoist priest misunderstood the poor monk."

Ji Bofu's eyes were like lightning, and he looked at the Gandharva with disgust and said: "Monster, I have noticed you since you were having fun with that mortal, and now you still dare to pretend to be a disciple of Buddhism?"

"In that case, let the poor Taoist capture you, and then personally go to Lingshan Mountain to ask the Tathagata whether Buddhism has really become a place of filth and evil!"

"Heaven and earth are infinite, the universe is connected!!"

"Lei came!!"

Magnificent thunder fell from the sky, and in an instant, the frightening Yang Qi made the Yin Qi between heaven and earth clear. The Yang Qi rose, and the Gandharvas also collapsed to the ground in the thunder, trembling.

(End of this chapter)