I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 282 Ah!My eyes are dirty! !

The moonlight was rippling like water. Moonlight Bodhisattva had known the news for a long time. He immediately asked Sunlight Bodhisattva what happened with anxiety and doubt on his face, and rushed towards the Mahavira Hall.

Ji Bofu didn't know that Lingshan was discussing something. He still stayed in Liujia Village to monitor Liu Yanchang. No matter how the Buddhist sect jumped, no matter whether there were other forces behind the Buddhist sect, Liu Yanchang was the center point of this chess game.

Once he grasped Liu Yanchang, he grasped the entire chess game. He didn't care about substitutions outside the chess game.

After suppressing the Future Buddha for the Jade Emperor, his performance has exceeded the standard. In the future, even if he is a spectator, he will have many benefits.

In fact, he didn't expect that he would suppress Maitreya Buddha. This idiot actually dared to go to the meeting alone, which was really beyond his expectation.

"I really don't know whether it's because I have no brains or because I feel that the era of disorder has begun, so in this era, there are no high-level heroes who dare to be so presumptuous."

This person just can't be careless. Once he is careless, he may overturn. Maitreya Buddha is a lesson learned from the past.

Time is like water, and a month flies by.

On this day, another Buddhist man came to look for Liu Yanchang. In Liu Yanchang's study as before, Liu Yanchang put down the "Spring and Autumn" in his hand and looked at the Bodhisattva in front of him with a red face.

This time there was no concealment in his eyes, only burning desire.

Only this time, the Bodhisattva in front of him did not invite him, and turned a blind eye to the desire in his eyes. The Bodhisattva in his eyes easily rejected Liu Yanchang and walked away on the moon.

“It’s so vegetarian and vegan!!”

Ji Bofu stood outside Liujia Village and quietly watched the Gandharvas walking on the moon. Some people appeared to be Gandharvas but were actually Yakshas.

Liu Yanchang, a mortal, couldn't see it. The Bodhisattva in his eyes still looked like a graceful girl, but in Ji Bofu's eyes, under the skin of this graceful girl was a four-foot-tall dwarf, Yaksha, with his belly hanging down to his knees.

The next day, Yasha dressed as a Gandharva came again, and he still rejected Liu Yanchang righteously.

On the third day, Yasha's eyes were filled with aversion, and he looked at Liu Yanchang with disgust and disgust.

On the fourth day, Yasha got a little used to Liu Yanchang's behavior, but he was already used to it. After all, he knew that Liu Yanchang was going to say these disgusting things before he came.

On the fifth day, the disgust in Yaksha's eyes disappeared, replaced by doubt.

On the sixth day, Yasha's eyes were full of doubts, mixed with a touch of complicated emotions.

On the seventh day, Yasha looked at Liu Yanchang with complicated eyes. He didn't even realize that the corners of his mouth were slightly raised.

On the eighth day, Yasha looked at Liu Yanchang with love, and when he left, he no longer felt any rejection in his heart.

On the ninth day, Yasha just walked in and froze on the spot. Liu Yanchang's upper body was exposed and he said proudly: "Such a good body is in front of you. You can not be tempted on the first day, and you can not be tempted on the fifth day, but you are so stupid." If you can hold it in for the first grade of junior high school, I don’t believe you can hold it for the fifteenth grade.”

Yasha looked at Liu Yanchang and Liu Yanchang's breasts, which looked as if they had just been oiled and the color of roast duck. He could no longer hold back the love in his heart.

"Liu Lang, let us fall together!"

The breeze blew out the candles, and under the moonlight two figures, one tall and one short, were entangled in the bed curtains. Liu Yanchang was slightly stunned when he was in love: "Bodhisattva, why do you come to see me and bring a vajra with you?"

Yaksha said shyly: "I am a Bodhisattva, so naturally I can subdue demons with a vajra."

Ji Bofu's face was pale, his eyes were dull, his feet were cold, and his stomach was churning. The scene in front of him that transcended secular ethics kept impacting his mind.

Finally, he couldn't hold it in any longer and vomited.

After a period of darkness, Yaksha left. Ji Bofu wiped the corners of his mouth, suppressed retching and put away the video talisman.

On the second day, a golden light pierced the sky and divided it into two. Yang Jian stepped out of the golden mist and looked at the pale Ji Bofu and asked, "Fellow Daoist Ji, why are you so pale?"

"Pindao is fine, I'm just disgusted." Ji Bofu weakly waved his hand and handed the two photo charms to Yang Jian and said: "Liu Yanchang has been found, and what is recorded in it is Liu Yanchang's dirty deeds. You only need to put these two Give the shadow talisman to the Yang family girl. I think the Yang family girl will not fall in love with Liu Yanchang anymore as long as her brain is not broken."

Yang Jian took the two shadow talismans from the dull-eyed Ji Bofu and started to read them.

A flash of firelight flashed, and Nezha walked out of the flames. With just one glance, he saw the sluggish Yang Jian and Ji Bofu sitting aside, "Little Taoist, what's wrong with my second brother?"

Ji Bofu didn't reply, he just pointed at the photo charm in Yang Jian's hand. He couldn't just appreciate such an eye-catching thing.

God knows what he saw yesterday.

Nezha: "Ahhhhhhh, I'm dirty!!!"

Nezha's scream woke up Yang Jian. He put away the photo charm with a pale face and looked at Liujiacun with disgust. As a noble and noble third-generation disciple of Chanjiao, he had never seen such a thing that defiled the human heart. .

He thought that there were enough dirty things in the world, but after seeing the memory charm, he realized that his knowledge was still too little.

It turns out that there are so many beautiful things and so many disgusting things that he has never seen before.

Nezha looked at Ji Bofu with a cold look on his face and said, "Little Taoist priest, why did you even take pictures of these dirty things?"

Ji Bofu saw Yang Jian and Nezha grinning after watching the photo-retaining charm. After hearing Nezha's accusation, he innocently said: "I don't want to watch it either, but they have to perform. What can you do?"

Nezha crossed his arms and jumped on the spot: "This Liu Yanchang is simply shameless. Forget about the Gandharva. After all, the Gandharva can be regarded as a symbol of joy and auspiciousness. At least she still looks like a girl on the outside."

"But...but the second one is Yaksha, that's Yaksha!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Please give me a pair of eyes that have never seen the memory charm!!"

"The trail is really abominable, tempting me to see things I shouldn't see!!"

Yang Jian took a deep breath and said solemnly: "Thank you Daoist Fellow Ji for leaving such precious evidence for Yang Jian."

He knew his priorities and took strong medicine for his illness. Once Yang Chan really fell in love with Liu Yanchang one day, these two photo charms would be the best strong medicine.

If Yang Chan still wants to follow Liu Yanchang after seeing these two photo talismans, then it's okay if he doesn't want this sister. Even if he cleans up the family by himself, he won't let Yang Chan disgrace the lintel of his Yang family.

Yang Jian hesitated for a while and said: "But there is something I need to inform fellow Taoist Ji. If it weren't for the last moment, Yang Jian would not let my sister see these two photo talismans."

"You can decide for yourself." Ji Bofu didn't care about this. After all, there is nothing between Yang Chan and Liu Yanchang now. If Yang Jian directly let Yang Chan see these two shadow talismans, it would just stain Yang Chan's eyes. .

The innocent little white flower will turn into a dirty old woman in an instant. It will be bad if she awakens strange attributes again.Didi, didi, didi!
Ji Bofu's fairy disc suddenly rang.

Dongguai: "Dongyao Dongyao, I am Dongguai, please answer when you receive it, over!"

Ji Bofu: "Dongyao received it, over!"

Dong Yao: "The wild beast is out of the cage, close the door and beat the dog. Come quickly, over!"

Ji Bofu: "Please send the coordinates, I will have direct fire coverage, over!"

Dongyao: "SAFD urgent&...*(*), over!"

Ji Bofu: "Received, will be there soon, over!"

Ji Bofu stood up and patted Yang Jian on the shoulder and said: "You should look at Liu Yanchang first, but you'd better inform Master Yuding that Maitreya Buddha came a few days ago, so be careful."

Yang Jian frowned slightly and said, "Does Fellow Daoist Ji need help with his fists?"

Nezha also looked at Ji Bofu with bright eyes. He hadn't fought for a long time and wanted to go!
Ji Bofu smiled and said: "I'll call you again if necessary. You should be optimistic about Liu Yanchang first. Liu Yanchang is the most critical. If Liu Yanchang is defeated, the game will become a dead end, so you are the most important here."

Yang Jian said: "I have already invited the master. If there is a strong enemy, the master will be here in a moment."

"Well, then I'll leave first!"

Ji Bofu turned into a wisp of breeze and dissipated with the wind. With the blessing of the characteristics of Yangliuye Daluo, he broke through the void and came to a valley in an instant.

In the middle of the valley, Dong Yao holds a sword in one hand and faces five hundred Arhats. Behind him is Maitreya Buddha transformed into a stone statue.

Ji Bofu did not look at the huge team of Arhats, but looked at the one Arhat standing in front of the five hundred Arhats. These eleven Arhats were Venerable Arokou Chenru, Venerable Anilou, and Venerable Youxian Wugou. The Venerable Subhadra, the Venerable Kalyudayi, the Venerable Hearing the Fruit, the Venerable Kandanzang King, the Venerable Shizhuang Wugong, the Venerable Kao Brahmābhati, the Venerable Indra and the Wisdom, Jana goes to that venerable one.

These eleven Arhats are the leading brothers of the five hundred Arhats. If the five hundred Arhats are red sticks, then these eleven Arhats are the double sticks of red flowers. When Buddhism was first established, the foundation was weak. Tathagata relied on these eleven Arhats The two sticks of Honghua laid the foundation of Nuo Da.

Then Buddhism gradually transformed and put away its fangs, and these eleven Arhats disappeared behind the scenes and gradually became less famous, and the now famous "Subduing Dragons and Subduing Tigers" are their descendants.

"Amitabha!!"

Venerable Aroko Chenru put his hands together and said softly: "Fellow Taoist, I don't know how Maitreya Buddha provoked fellow Taoist. If fellow Taoist is willing to let Maitreya Buddha go, our Buddhist sect is willing to apologize to fellow Taoist."

The long sword in Dong Yao's hand flashed with a cold light, and he said with a high degree of heroism: "This guy has no martial ethics and sneaks up on me, an old man. This old man, I just want to take this opportunity to rub your Buddhist spirit."

"It's like dragging someone like [-] to [-] people every day. Who are you looking down on with your nostrils turned upward?"

"A Buddhist who has only just emerged dares to be so rampant. Aren't you afraid that if you offend someone you shouldn't offend, you'll be slapped to death?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the Five Hundred Arhats turned dark. Who in the whole ancient world didn't know that their Buddhist sect was wiped out by the Burial Master before the era of disorder began.

Venerable Aruokou Chenru said with a dark face: "I wonder which sect you come from?"

Dongyao's eyes widened and he said, "What? It depends on the background? So what if the background is strong? So what if it's not strong?"

Venerable Aroko Chenru said matter-of-factly: "When you come out to hang out, you need to talk about power and background. If you come from a famous family, Tathagata Buddha will come to apologize. If there are not enough Tathagata Buddha, there will be two more leaders."

"But if fellow Taoist is just a grassroots fellow, just stay here today!!"

Ji Bofu pursed his lips and nodded while watching from the outside. He was really a little shocked by Venerable Aruokou Chenru's frankness. In ancient times, everyone liked to play aggressive, in order to show weakness without losing face.

But there are not many people who are as straightforward as Venerable Aroko Chenru.

Dong Yao laughed loudly and said: "I am just a grassroots. I just want to step on your Buddhist sect to rise to the top and establish my authority. So you don't have to worry that after my defeat today, others will come to cause trouble for you. Let's take action! !”

boom! !

The endless Buddha's light kept rushing in like a vast river, and all kinds of Buddhist magical powers almost submerged the entire valley.

The words have come to an end, fight! !

The eleven leading eldest brothers called from all directions, and the five hundred Arhats suppressed them from the air with their magical powers. The cooperation between them showed that one plus one is greater than two.

"Brother, don't panic, I'm here for you!!"

A gentle and elegant voice came, and at the same time, a young man in white appeared directly in front of the torrent of supernatural powers unleashed by the Five Hundred Arhats. The young man in white was none other than Ji Bo Fu after his transformation.

He was not stupid enough to show his true colors, otherwise he would have been famous in this game.

"I am the descendant of Cihang Jingzhai Chaos World Branch Zhai, Ouyang Yujin is here to ask for a fight!!"

"Let's see my Cihang Jingzhai magical power!!"

The bright fairy light directly cut off the torrent of magical power produced by the five hundred Arhats. The bright fairy light was pure and flawless, and the Sanskrit sounds recited in it made the five hundred Arhats look at each other.

Dongyao swung the sword in his hand away from the eleven leading brothers, looked at Ji Bofu's vest and cursed: "You are so unreasonable, you actually want to double up?"

He is of the same generation as Ji Bofu's ancestor Nanhua Tianzun. What does this brat mean by calling him brother?
Ouyang Yujin looked like a handsome young man and said with a smile: "Brother Dong, why are you acting like this when I'm here to help you?"

Venerable Arokou Chenru was a little confused and asked doubtfully: "Little friend Ouyang, if I remember correctly, Cihang Jingzhai is the Taoist tradition passed down by Guanyin Bodhisattva in the past."

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is one of the four great Bodhisattvas of our Buddhism. As a descendant of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, if you don't help our Buddhism, how can you help this evil heretic?"

"We are our own people!!"

"One of our own?" Ouyang Yujin tilted his head and looked at Venerable Aruokou Chenru, looked at him for a while and said, "But my ancestor never told me that Cihang Jingzhai belongs to the Buddhist sect."

Ouyang Yujin's eyes changed from doubt to shock. He pointed at Venerable Aruokou Chen Ru and said, "Okay, you old bald ass actually wants to tamper with the heels of my Cihang Jingzhai. Today, I, Cihang Jingzhai, am in chaos." Ouyang Yujin, the successor of World Fenzhai, will never stop fighting with you."

"Let's take a look at my Cihang Jingzhai Dharma!!"

Ouyang Yujin's black hair stood on end, and the entire time and space where the mana was aroused had ripples visible to the naked eye, and he roared:
"The Patriarch has arrived!!"

(End of this chapter)