I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 289: Just a gourd of medicine residue

This guy is plotting against me! !
I thought he would take pains to persuade him this time, but Ji Bofu stopped his hand so calmly that all the manuscripts he had prepared on the way were stillborn.

This made him very uncomfortable.

Please advise, they have already stopped.

Don’t advise me. I had prepared so many things on the way when I came.

Both ends were blocked, and he had not experienced this suffocating feeling for a long time.

The Jade Emperor regained his composure, turned to the Great Buddha, and said, "You win this game."

Because he was in a bad mood, his tone was not so kind, and then he took Yang Jian and Nezha back to heaven with a wave of his sleeves.

After the Jade Emperor dismissed Yang Jian and Nezha, he returned to Yaochi. When he arrived at the entrance of Yaochi, he turned around helplessly and looked at Ji Bofu, who had been following him, and said, "Do you have anything else to do?"

Ji Bofu pursed his lips towards Yaochi and said, "Great Heavenly Lord, you won't let Xiaodao stand here and talk to you, will you?"

The Jade Emperor glared at Ji Bofu angrily and said, "Come in!"

Ji Bofu seemed to be fine, and as if he didn't hear the dissatisfaction in the Jade Emperor's tone, he walked into Yaochi and sat directly opposite the Jade Emperor. He even poured himself a cup of hot tea and was self-reliant!

When the Jade Emperor saw this, he became even more upset. Seeing that Ji Bofu's nose was not a nose or eyes, he said, "If you have anything to do, just tell me quickly."

Ji Bofu took a sip of hot tea and said, "Great Heavenly Lord, Yang Chan has a big problem."

The Jade Emperor squinted: "What's the problem?"

Ji Bofu pretended to be profound and put down his cup and said: "Xiao Dao feels that this Yang Chan is not that Yang Chan!"

The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes without the air of a heavenly emperor and said, "What's wrong with this Yang Chan and that Yang Chan? If I walk around, I'll get angry when I see you."

These words were not words of anger, but what he was thinking. The moment he saw Ji Bofu taking out the long sword and putting it against his neck, he wanted to run away directly from the heaven, for fear that the Burial Master would come and start a massacre. It would bring disaster to him, a fish in the pond.

He just wanted to make a little money in peace and quiet. He also saw that Ji Bofu was a good young man and really wanted to take him on board.

Who would have thought that Ji Bofu not only wanted to get in the car, he also wanted to lift the table directly.

It’s so hard to make some money these days!
Ji Bofu chuckled and stopped asking questions, and ran away in a flash. As soon as he left the gate of Yaochi, he heard the Jade Emperor's voice, "Don't just lift the table from now on, otherwise no one will dare to play with you in the future." "

"Xiaodao, please remember the teachings!" Ji Bofu turned around and held his hands towards Yaochi.

In fact, if someone else had come, he would have retreated, and things would definitely not have reached this point. But the key point is that the one who came was not another Buddha, but the Buddha, the King of Freedom of Buddhism.

The Great Freedom King Buddha had a grudge against him. He had not forgotten the time when the Great Freedom King Buddha besieged his ancestor. Although the Great Freedom King Buddha did not really attack his ancestor at that time, he was punched by the Iron Demon Saint. Exploded.

But a gentleman's deeds do not matter his heart. When he goes, he has done what he has done. For him, the Great Izhāra King Buddha is his true enemy.

To be honest, the first time he saw the King of Freedom, he already thought about where the King of Freedom would be buried. Unfortunately, the cultivation of the King of Freedom had improved again.

"Master Dao will bury you sooner or later!!"

After Ji Bofu returned to Ziwei Star, he secretly made a note to King Buddha.

It is worth mentioning that he no longer lives in his previous cave. Since the Golden Spirit Mother stayed in the Discord Era, he has lived openly in the Golden Spirit Mother's cave.

Heavenly Court did not cancel the position of Jin Ling Shen Shen Dou Mu Yuanjun, and Jin Ling Shen Shen did not leave her post. Due to circumstances and reasons, there was no problem for her disciple to live in his master's cave.

He didn't do anything about Doubu, and he truly became the kind of person he hated and envied the most before.

But it’s so cool to be a civil servant in heaven who is paid free money! !
During this period of time, he had not been in the lower realm, and he had been silently paying attention to Yang Chan's affairs. Everything seemed to have returned to the context of myths and legends.

Yang Jian still became the God of Justice, but this time he did not save his mother, and the Great Heavenly Lord did not use a peach to suppress the eldest princess Yunhua, and a flat peach to suppress a Da Luo. Saying this would really undermine the majesty of the heaven.

Three years later, Yang Chan was suppressed by Yang Jian under the Huashan Mountain, and the so-called Agarwood came into being. Liu Yanchang seemed to have truly become a humble gentleman, pulling the agarwood with shit and piss.

Since Yang Chan was suppressed, Ji Bofu left Honghuang and followed the Lei Department to perform tasks in the heavens and worlds.

In one of the projection worlds under the Mythical Prehistoric World, Ji Bofu brought the thunder in the sky to clean up all the invading extraterrestrial demons, and then quietly waited to return to the Prehistoric World.

"Brother Ji Dao, please stay!"

A tall man in fine clothing stepped from the foot of Buzhou Mountain. The man had delicate features and a strong body, and his body was full of primitive wildness.

Ji Bofu looked at the man calmly, "Witch clan?"

The man looked like a reckless man, but when he walked up to Ji Bofu, he politely raised his hands and said, "Brother Ji Dao, I'm Yang Jiao!"

Ji Bofu's eyes widened and he said in surprise: "Yang Jiao? Yang Jian, his eldest brother?"

Yang Jiao smiled honestly and said: "I am Yang Jian's eldest brother. My father is of the Wu clan's bloodline. However, my second brother and third sister did not inherit my father's Wu clan's bloodline. Only I inherited the Wu clan's bloodline. Therefore, after the next birth, Sent to the Wu Clan.”

"Good guy!!" Ji Bofu was really surprised this time, "Pindao really didn't know that my uncle was from the Witch Clan. The Great Heavenly Lord has played a big game here."

Yang Jiao shook his head and said: "Brother Ji Dao has misunderstood. My father and my mother are not married, but they love each other. It's just that my mother happens to be the eldest princess of the Heavenly Court, and my father happens to be from the Wu clan."

Ji Bofu's heart was filled with shock, but his face remained calm as he said, "Is there any reason why fellow Taoist Yang Jiao called Pindao to stop?"

Yang Jiao scratched his head and said, "Actually, it's nothing, it's just about Third Sister."

Ji Bofu: "Girl from the Yang family? What happened to the girl from the Yang family?"

Yang Jiao solemnly said: "I am actually calling you Taoist to thank you. My sister was sent to the Wu Clan after being cursed by Buddhism. It was just because I was afraid that Buddhism would find out about it that I didn't tell it widely."

"Until the end of this round, Third Sister cannot walk freely in the wilderness, so Third Sister has asked me to come and tell my Taoist friends. My Taoist friends are running back and forth for Third Sister. If they are kept in the dark, it is our Yang family's fault."

"Third sister told me a long time ago. Unfortunately, I was involved in important matters outside some time ago. Only now do I have time to come and tell my fellow Taoist."

Ji Bofu smiled, waved his hand carelessly and said, "Young girls from the Yang family really don't need to take it so seriously. Pindao has felt something was wrong since he came back from the Jiuge era and saw Yang Chan." "Pindao is here. At that time, I felt that the Great Heavenly Lord must have a back-up plan, but I never thought that the Yang family girl would have a connection with the Wu Clan."

"Furthermore, when you go back, fellow Taoist, you can tell the girl of the Yang family that you don't have to worry about this matter in your heart. The reason why Pindao helped her is because the Great Heavenly Lord is willing to take Pindao to play with her. To be honest, Pindao took advantage of this matter."

Yang Jiao's expression did not change as he bowed and said, "Even so, the etiquette cannot be discarded. Yang Jiao would like to thank Dao Brother Ji on behalf of Third Sister!!"

Ji Bofu saw Yang Jiao being so stubborn, so he accepted Yang Jiao's salute without changing his expression.

The two of them had a few final chats, agreed to drink together after the round, and then dispersed. After a flash of golden light that penetrated the sky and the earth, Ji Bofu left the projection world with the generals of the Lei Department.

Yang Jiao watched Ji Bofu leave, shook his head and sighed: "Chan'er, Brother Ji Dao, how can such an amazing and talented person lower his head to look at you? It seems that your sincerity is destined to be wasted. .”

As he spoke, Yang Jiaowu smiled to himself and said, "But this is fine. Chan'er's life has been smooth sailing, and it is natural for her to suffer the hardships of love."

After Ji Bofu returned to the prehistoric times, he found that Chen Xiang had grown up and had already embarked on the road to save his mother.

At this moment, Chenxiang has been apprenticed to Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong one after another. Now is the time for Sun Wukong to teach Chenxiang his skills in Mount Emei.

While Ji Bofu was watching with gusto, he suddenly received a message that the peach feast was about to begin again.

After Ji Bofu heard the news, his first thought was to push it away. As we all know, some bizarre things will happen at every peach banquet. This time, the Great Heavenly Lord and Buddhism were playing chess with Yang Chan's mother and son, so he felt that this time The peach banquet was probably held to pave the way for agarwood.

On the second day, Ji Bofu was speechless when he looked at the invitation. He wrote one sentence on the invitation.

"You kid must come!!"

Yes, the Great Heavenly Lord caught him again.

Ji Bofu had no choice but to pack up and go to the peach banquet. This time the peach banquet was obviously not as grand as the one before the beginning of the era of disorder. At least he had met many great gods and well-known powers at that time.

But this time there were only three or two big and small kittens at the Peach Banquet, but these big and small kittens were having a lot of fun.

Ji Bofu was sitting alone in the seat belonging to Doumu Yuanjun, drinking wine. He looked at the immortals in the hall as if they were watching a show. It was obvious that he was just a Taiyi Golden Immortal, and his strength was clearly inferior to these people's. It's not even top-notch, it's even in the middle.

But whether it was because he was used to big scenes or because his horizons had been broadened, he felt that these people were particularly boring.

Why not eat minced meat?
This sentence suddenly appeared in his mind. Countless immortals and gods wanted to attend the peach banquet. He was sitting among the crowd, but he was lonely as if he was the only one.

"Report, something bad is going to happen!!"

An immortal official rushed into the peach banquet in a panic, and the lively peach banquet became very quiet for a while.

I'm coming! !

Ji Bofu perked up and stared at the panicked immortal official intently.

The Jade Emperor asked calmly: "What happened?"

The Immortal Official said in a panic: "Your Majesty, Laojun has sent a message saying that a gourd of elixir has been lost in Tushita Palace."

As soon as this statement came out, the entire banquet was in an uproar. Before the Jade Emperor could speak, the people below started chattering.

Ji Bofu looked at Tushita Palace in confusion and lost a gourd of elixir?

How much resources did Buddhism spend to get a gourd of elixir from Laojun?

He had never thought about the idea of ​​stealing a gourd of elixir from Laojun's Tushita Palace. Let's not talk about whether anyone could steal a gourd of elixir from under Laojun's nose. Let's just say that today Buddhism really stole a gourd of elixir from Tushita. Gong stole a gourd of elixir, and tomorrow all Taoist disciples will take turns going to Lingshan to destroy Lingshan together.

Taoist disciples throughout the world will launch a mighty movement to exterminate the Buddha. By then, let alone Lingshan, even if Taoist Jingyin and Taoist Zhunti stand in front of these angry Taoist disciples, these Taoist disciples will not do anything. Slap them both without fear.

You all slapped our Daomen in the face so openly, how can we save your face?

As for breaking into the Tusita Palace, stealing the elixir, and overthrowing the Zijin Furnace, things like that are unthinkable. If you can harm the Tusita Palace to such an extent, it would be better to make a fortune in the era of disorder. .

Being able to make Laojun say that someone stole a gourd of elixir from Tushita Palace is already the best that Buddhism can do. If anyone dares to go further, Tai Chi Tu will descend on the Lingshan Mountain in the next moment.

"What? Tushita Palace lost a gourd of elixir?"

The Jade Emperor was 'extremely shocked', and then 'extremely angry' said: "Where is the God of Justice? I order you to go find out about this matter, and you must give me an explanation."

"I want to see how brave this thief is. He dares to steal things into the heaven!!"

The Jade Emperor left the banquet angrily, and the peach banquet ended in vain.

Ji Bofu was shocked by Jade Emperor's exaggerated acting skills. Is your acting so fake?
If he hadn't known the inside story, he might have thought that the Jade Emperor hated Yang Jian so much that he deliberately let Yang Jian die.

To be able to steal a gourd elixir from under Lao Jun's nose, one must be at least a fifth-level Daluo. If Yang Jian, a Taiyi Golden Immortal, could find the thief, would he be able to find it?
So what if I find it?

A Taiyi Golden Immortal captures Da Luo of the fifth realm. This is somewhat outrageous. He did not dare to dream like this when he was practicing the Nanhua Sutra and dreaming of the Three Thousand Realms. Dreams must also pay attention to some real anchor points.

Yang Jian turned around and headed directly to Tushita Palace, and Ji Bofu also followed curiously.

After entering Tushita Palace, everything was fine. Laojun was fanning the fire of the purple furnace with a banana fan. The first moment Ji Bofu and Yang Jian saw Laojun, they both bowed and saluted: "Greetings, Laojun! !”

Taishang Laojun casually pointed to the empty space in the row of gourds on the shelf and said: "Here, the one that was stolen is the gourd elixir."

Yang Jian just took a look and went directly to Mount Emei. He was also taking the famous brand exam, and coming here was just a process.

Ji Bofu did not follow Yang Jian down to the realm, but asked doubtfully: "Old gentleman, what price did Buddhism pay for you to come up with a gourd of elixir?"

He had taken Laojun's elixir, which was a top-notch product in short supply.

Lao Jun raised his eyelids and said: "What elixir? It's just medicine dregs. It's all the medicine dregs in the furnace after the elixir you took was refined. It hasn't been processed yet."

(End of this chapter)