Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents
Chapter 78 The Host's Divine Assistance!
Chapter 78 The Host's Divine Assistance!
"They only shoot for three hours a day, and they can't even film a three-minute scene?"
"How bad must one's acting be to do that?"
"A three-minute scene only requires a few lines and a few actions."
“Right now, I’ll send you to a film academy and grab any acting student. I don’t believe he can’t shoot a three-minute film in a day.”
……
Zhou Yang immediately began calculating for everyone.
You mentioned that the image cutout incident was caused by contract issues, right?
No problem, Zhou Yang will give you a proper calculation.
You can get a fee of 90 million, six months of filming time, and you only need to shoot for three minutes a day.
But now you're telling me that we can't finish filming before the contract expires?
Isn't this a joke?
therefore.
After Zhou Yang finished calculating the budget for everyone.
Netizens became extremely angry.
"My God, I always thought these celebrities were just putting on airs, but they're actually this bad?"
"Honestly, even if I were an ordinary person, I feel like I could do it."
"You only shoot for three hours a day, and you can't even shoot three minutes of footage?"
"This is disgusting. It's not just about the high salaries; it's about treating us like fools."
"Brother Yang is amazing! He explains things in a simple way!"
"I used to think that the producers and directors were just messing around, and the actors were at most idiots. I never expected that these actors were a bunch of useless people."
"It's really a headache to hear. They can't even film a show that's less than three minutes long each day. It's hilarious."
"Is this all they're capable of? They even want extension fees? I'm really angry."
"It's like in a company, an employee only needs one hour to complete a task each day, but by the end of the month they haven't finished it, and the boss still has to pay them overtime. It's really infuriating."
"These people are truly top-notch when it comes to shamelessness."
……
As the audience began to criticize her, Li Fangfang's emotions started to spiral out of control.
She couldn't understand why Zhou Yang was able to so keenly identify the problem and quickly find a way to retaliate.
But whether she understands or not.
At this point, Li Fangfang could no longer remain silent.
Because if she remains silent, others will mistakenly think that she has been persuaded.
Therefore, she spoke her mind without hesitation.
Do you know what television filming is? Do you know what the film industry is?
Do you know what NG is in the film industry?
"Sometimes, a demanding director might spend a month just to find the best aesthetic for a single shot."
"So, it's not a big deal that you can only shoot less than three minutes of film in three hours a day."
"Aren't people allowed to strive for excellence?"
"They just want to make a good movie!"
……
Before she could finish speaking, Zhou Yang quickly retorted, "Then do you think the other party made a good movie?"
"Yes!" Li Fangfang answered without hesitation.
Upon seeing her answer, Zhou Yang immediately pressed her for more information, giving her no chance to think.
"Okay, can you tell me what this movie is about?"
"Or, can you name a scene from a story that you remember vividly? You don't need to say much, just say it for ten seconds!"
"Of course, I know you may not remember a lot of details, but can you name the female lead, male lead, and supporting actors in the movie?"
When Zhou Yang asked about this.
Li Fangfang was stunned.
She was completely dumbfounded because she hadn't even watched the show. First of all, no matter how many people online criticized it as terrible, she herself wouldn't watch it.
Normally, she only watches foreign movies, and only those with a rating of nine points or higher.
She disdains movies with ratings below 8.
This is also because she's afraid of wasting time watching bad movies.
Just now, in her haste, she answered the question directly.
She never expected the other person to ask that question.
This made her extremely embarrassed.
“I…I…”
For more than ten seconds, Li Fangfang stammered and was unable to answer.
"So, what are the names of the male and female protagonists?"
However, Zhou Yang will not show any mercy and will not give his opponent a chance.
"Why should I answer your question?" Li Fangfang tried to act shamelessly, but Zhou Yang wouldn't let her succeed.
"You think this is a good movie, right? If you think so, then you must have seen it."
"Then I won't argue with you. Since you think it's a good movie, then we'll agree that it's a good movie."
"But first, I need to know if you've actually watched it."
"How can you say it's a good movie if you haven't even seen it?"
Zhou Yang knew Li Fangfang's intention to act shamelessly, but he wouldn't give her the chance.
"I……"
"I watched it a long time ago. As a girl who watches all kinds of dramas every day, how could I possibly remember so much detail?"
Seeing that she couldn't avoid it, Li Fangfang simply resorted to shamelessness.
"I knew you'd say that. Okay, let me ask you this: besides that actress who used green screen, can you name any other actor in the show?"
“If you don’t remember the plot or the characters in the play, I can assume that you’ve forgotten them.”
"But you definitely remember the celebrity's name, right?"
"I don't need you to name a lot of celebrities, just one name is enough!"
However, Zhou Yang already knew that Li Fangfang would say that.
So he immediately launched a counterattack.
This time, Li Fangfang could not escape the questioning.
Because if you like a TV series, you think it's a good movie.
Even if you can't remember any of the plot points or characters, you should at least remember their real-life names, right?
This makes no sense at all.
However, everyone underestimated Li Fangfang's shamelessness.
When faced with this question, she simply said, "I don't know any actors other than that one. What does it matter if I don't know them?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Li Fangfang revealed a sly smile.
It's as if it's saying, "What can you do to me?"
But it was at this moment that the host angrily interrupted.
"You're talking nonsense!"
At this moment, everyone looked at the host.
Even Zhou Yang looked at him with curiosity.
He swallowed back all the words he wanted to say and stopped talking.
The host pointed at Li Fangfang: "In this TV series, there's a male actor you like the most. Do you think the internet has no memory?"
“In the third episode, when we were discussing the topic of idols, you mentioned at least five or six times that your favorite male actor's surname is Lu. And this surname Lu is the male lead of this TV series.”
“If you don’t know him, then you’re lying in the third episode.”
"If you know him, then you're lying!"
"I'd like to ask, when did you start lying?"
After the host finished speaking, Zhou Yang couldn't help but admire his incredible help.
(End of this chapter)
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