Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 802 The fun begins!
He looked down at the skyscrapers outside the window and thought to himself, "The exciting show is about to begin!"

Three days later, Parasite was released as scheduled.

Zhou Yang, Wang Zhuangzhuang, and others arrived at a movie theater in Shanghai.

At the ticket counter, they heard discussions around them.

What kind of ticket did you buy?

"The Rookies! This is a collaboration between Disney and Warner Bros., and it's absolutely fantastic!"

"I want to read Zhou Yang's 'Parasite'!"

"I support Zhou Yang! He's a huge fan!"

"The Rookies sounds so cool, it's a really well-made film!"

"Zhou Yang is so outdated, haha, really!"

"..."

Upon hearing these words, Zhou Yang couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth slightly, thinking to himself, "I still have a chance to turn the tide."

The movie was about to start, and the ticket check announcement came on.

After all the main cast and crew members and audience members were seated, the theater lights gradually dimmed, and the movie officially began.

Suddenly, the scene fell silent, and all the audience members stared intently at the screen.

The film opens with a black screen showing a family of four living in a basement.

The family's life in the basement was even more difficult than the audience imagined.

Living in cramped spaces, they couldn't even afford internet access and had to use the internet in the toilet.

The four of them spend their days folding pizza boxes in their small home.

When they see insecticides being sprayed on the street, they hope to take the opportunity to enjoy a free pest control service.

The audience was deeply shocked, astonished that such impoverished people still existed in the world.

"Does a family of four not know how to go out and work?"

"That's right, you can have everything if you go out and work!"

"Ugh! I saw a cockroach! This detail is just unbelievable!"

"If you're lazy and don't work, you'll definitely be poor! Don't you feel stifled spending your whole life in a basement?"

"Zhou Yang, who plays Qi You, is really handsome!"

"..."

The movie was still playing when this family reached a turning point.

Qi You's old classmate suddenly appeared, bringing with him a rare stone that could improve his luck.

After all, no one visits a temple without a reason. What could this student, who is about to study abroad, possibly want to see Qiyou about?
In fact, he had been tutoring a wealthy family, and the daughter of that family was the object of his affections.

Because he didn't trust others, he thought Qiyou was very trustworthy.

At this moment, the camera zoomed in on Qiyou's face, which was full of anticipation and confidence.

That face alone is enough to captivate audiences.

"Do you feel at ease with this face? How can you be so trusting of him!"

"I bet that rich girl will definitely be attracted to Qi You!"

"This man is incredibly handsome!"

"I can already guess how that girl will react! Just like I am now!"

"Haha, your eyes are practically glued to the screen!"

"..."

The scene changes, and Qiyou successfully arrives at President Lin's residence.

Mrs. Lin was a young and somewhat naive woman.

With his superb acting skills, Qi You easily won Mrs. Lin's trust.

When he first tutored President Lin's daughter, Lin Duohui, he immediately caught her attention.

As they were leaving, Qiyou noticed a painting on the wall. Mrs. Lin explained that it was a work by her son, Lin Duo, whose unique style had stumped several art teachers.

Qi You saw this as his chance to show off his skills!
The audience saw a glint in Qi You's eyes and knew he had other plans.

Sure enough, Qiyou recommended his cousin's sister, who was in the art department, to Mrs. Lin.

"Oh my god! Could she be Qi Ting?" the audience speculated.

Sure enough, Qi Ting arrived at Mrs. Lin's house as an art teacher.

Mrs. Lin took Qi Ting to see Lin Duo and explained, "He's been a bit restless lately, please bear with him!"

"Mother who gave you the extra, please go out first!" Qi Ting said firmly to Mrs. Lin.

This was the first time Mrs. Lin had encountered such a blunt attitude. "What?"

"I never teach in front of parents!" Qi Ting declared firmly.

Mrs. Lin left silently after hearing this; she was indeed a person of great character.

After the class, Qi Ting called Mrs. Lin over and said bluntly, "This is an extra painting I just did!"

"As I mentioned before, my major is art psychology and art therapy, right?" Qi Ting continued confidently, leaving Mrs. Lin dumbfounded and the onlookers confused.

"Excuse me, what happened when you were in first grade?"

When she asked this question, Mrs. Lin was so shocked that she covered her mouth.

The audience watched with great interest; it seems Qi Ting had done her homework beforehand!

The brother and sister successfully found two jobs thanks to their talents.

However, their parents are still unemployed.

While the driver was taking Qi Ting home, Qi Ting quietly took off her underwear and left it in the car.

This scene sparked heated discussion among the audience.

"What a genius! It's such a waste that someone with such a high IQ isn't in high society!"

"Both siblings are exceptionally intelligent, but they've used their talents in the wrong way!"

"There's nothing we can do; rich people only trust people they know!"

"That's right! It's clearly nepotism. The poor will always be poor, and the rich will never change!"

"This plan is truly brilliant; I admire it!"

"An IQ of 180 wouldn't be an exaggeration! Zhou Dongyu's acting is truly superb!"

"..."

This strategy worked; President Lin discovered the underwear on his way home.

To save face, the couple decided to fire the driver after discussing it.

Qi Ting's thoughts are truly meticulous!
At Qi Ting's recommendation, Mrs. Lin immediately agreed.

Viewers can easily see that the key lies in the excessive trust people place in familiar relationships, which prevents impoverished families from rising in social status.

"Wow, that's amazing! They even brought their whole family here to work!"

"They definitely didn't expect this!"

"Won't Mom be next?"

"This plot is amazing!"

"The whole family found jobs, what a cunning move!"

"That could easily cause problems!"

"..."

The movie continued, and Lao Jin was asked to drive. He drove steadily, and President Lin's coffee didn't spill.

The next key step is to bring Mom in, and what role can she play? Naturally, she can be the housekeeper!
But now that we have a female housekeeper, what should we do?
Qi You analyzed at home, "Although she seems harmless, she's very cunning. Sometimes she even acts like the lady of the house, and she's lived here longer than they have. We must be prepared to get rid of someone like her!"

Through Duohui, we learned that the housekeeper was allergic to peaches and couldn't even touch the fuzz on the skin.

(End of this chapter)