Lu Mingfei doesn't want to be a superhero

Chapter 371 Bloodline Evolution, Am I also a planetary life form?
When his vision became clear again, Lu Mingfei saw the familiar all-metal cabin.

This is the main control room of the battleship given to him by the god Odin.

The last time he was in this world, he often studied the structure and modification plan of the battleship with Tony and others, and spent a lot of time in this main control room, so this time he appeared directly in the main control room.

Of course, appearing in the main control room itself was nothing unusual. What made Lu Mingfei's mouth twitch was that as soon as his vision became clear, he saw Tony hugging Pepper in a chair.

With the appearance of Lu Mingfei, the control room suddenly became quiet.

Pepper, who was sitting on Tony's lap, stood up, adjusted her skirt, and gave an awkward smile.

"Um...did I come at a wrong time?" Lu Ming was also a little embarrassed.

Tony stood up from his chair expressionlessly: "You came at the right time."

"Really?" Lu Mingfei was stunned.

"Fake!" Tony's face turned dark. "Can't you choose a normal time and place to show up?"

“Ahem, sorry…” Lu Mingfei suddenly reacted, staring at Tony and narrowing his eyes slightly, “No! You two were being affectionate in my battleship, and you blame me for interrupting your fun!”

Tony looked away.

"Wait a minute, didn't I let Lucifer take full control of the warship?" Lu Mingfei shouted, "Lucifer? Are you there?"

"Angel of the Morning Star, Lucifer, welcome back our Lord." The largest holographic screen in the main control room lit up, and Lucifer's bloody metal dragon face appeared on the screen.

"Tony!" Lu Mingfei's face was filled with shock. "Lucifer is still here, so you and Sister Pepper..."

"It's just a smarter artificial intelligence. There's not much difference between Lucifer and Jarvis. Do you think Pepper and I will deliberately avoid Jarvis when we are at home together?" Tony shrugged indifferently.

"Mortal! How dare you usurp the authority of an angel!" As Lucifer roared, the lights in the entire control room began to flicker, giving a feeling that this top-level battleship from Asgard would crash in the next second.

“Be quiet!” Lu Mingfei glared at Lucifer on the holographic projection screen.

The main control room immediately returned to normal.

Lu Mingfei's eyes rolled slightly. "Tony, it's fine if you're dating Sister Pepper here, but you shouldn't have brought other women up here to pick up girls using my battleship, right? After all, there should be very few women who can resist something as romantic as 'dating in space'."

Pepper looked at Tony and blinked.

"Huh? Who do you think I am! Ever since I established a relationship with Pepper, I have never been intimate with other women!" Tony flatly denied.

"Really?" Lu Mingfei looked skeptical.

"Besides, why do I need to take girls into space when I want to pick them up? Isn't my name Tony Stark enough?" Tony smiled confidently and complacently.

Pepper silently placed her hand on Tony's waist. If Lu Mingfei hadn't been here, she would have pinched it directly - as an assistant, she had helped to deal with Tony's previous romantic affairs and romantic partners, and it was impossible for her to say that she had no complaints.

"Lucifer, adjust the surveillance in the main control room." Lu Mingfei said with a smile.

"Haha...the innocent will be cleared." Tony uttered an idiom in standard Chinese.

Although he seldom accompanied Pepper during this period, he had been staying in the battleship's main control room with Bannersol and others doing research. No matter how much surveillance he adjusted, he would only see him and the disheveled Banner eating sandwiches or tacos while chatting about various scientific terms that Pepper could not understand at all.

There is no such thing as picking up girls on a battleship.

Under Tony's confident gaze, the huge holographic screen began to play a "surveillance" video from some previous day. In the "surveillance" video, Tony led a blonde girl with fair skin, impeccable figure and appearance into the main control room. The two of them were talking and laughing while eating steak at the table in the main control room. Tony made the blonde laugh from time to time.

Tony's smile froze, a hint of doubt flashed across his eyes, and then he suddenly realized it, and turned his head angrily to look at Lu Mingfei and Lucifer...

A slender but powerful hand pinched Tony's waist and turned it all the way in like turning a microwave knob.

"what--"

……

After a while, in the main control room.

"Mingfei! When did you become so despicable! You actually asked Lucifer to make a fake video to trick me!" Tony rubbed his waist and looked at Lu Mingfei with great anguish, "Who did you learn to be so cunning from! Do you know how much it hurt when Pepper pinched me?"

Lu Mingfei looked innocent—he had indeed tricked Tony a little. As Lucifer's master, it was easy for him to give Lucifer orders directly without asking him to do so. But who did he learn to be cunning from...

Lu Mingfei looked at Tony silently.

Tony loosened his hands from rubbing his waist, "Well, it doesn't hurt, actually."

For Tony, who had already used Lu Mingfei's blood to strengthen his bloodline and even awakened his spirit of words, it would certainly not hurt him to be pinched by an ordinary, untrained person like Pepper.

Just pretending to be in pain would make Pepper feel a little guilty after she knew the truth, so that in the next period of time, Pepper would be more relaxed in controlling his daily routine and diet.

“I didn’t expect that the video you created in real time, Lucifer, was so realistic. There’s no flaw at all.” Lu Mingfei praised Lucifer.

Lucifer's metallic dragon face showed an expression of honor.

"Even Jarvis can do this," Tony shook his head. "If Lucifer couldn't do it well, the battleship would have fallen under his control."

Lucifer in the holographic screen glanced down at Tony, and the screen turned on the "surveillance" picture again. Tony began to hug the blonde girl in the previous picture intimately.

"What are you doing? Pepper has already gone back, and everything has just been explained clearly. What's the point of you broadcasting this thing?" Tony said with disdain.

"Don't you feel uncomfortable seeing this scene?" Lucifer asked in a low voice.

"You must be kidding. Why should I be uncomfortable watching a video of myself being intimate with such a beautiful woman?" Tony was even more disdainful. He even spoke bolder because Pepper had already returned home. "It's a pity that there are no such beautiful women in real life, otherwise I really want to have dinner with her."

"Yes," Lucifer sneered, "Father God asked me to use an original character image when creating the video, and not to use the face of a real person in reality, so I feminized Michael's face and made it into the woman in the video."

"You mean..." Tony's mouth twitched as he looked at himself in the video, being intimate with the blonde girl, "That woman is the female version of Michael?!"

If you look closely, you can indeed see a hint of similarity in their facial features...

"Yeah, how about it, do you like this video, Mr. Playboy?" Lucifer sneered. As Lucifer sneered, the blonde in the video completely turned into Michael.

Tony:…

It’s over, Lucifer has also been polluted by Lu Mingfei!

……

After Lu Mingfei severely criticized Lucifer's outrageous behavior, Banner also rushed to the control room.

Lu Mingfei, Banner and Tony sat around the conference table in the main control room. "Tony, how is the transformation of the battleship going?" Lu Mingfei asked.

Before he left, Tony and Banner made a design to transform the battleship into a level that could be integrated with Lucifer's mechanical dragon body, so that Lucifer could completely control the battleship and complete tasks on his own including driving, storing energy, attacking, transporting Deadpool and even releasing words with the help of the battleship's energy.

According to previous estimates, with a large number of mechanical Deadpools under Lucifer's precise control acting as workers and directly carrying out space operations, the transformation can be completed in about three months.

Of course, during this period Thor will need to come over and provide some special knowledge about Asgard, and let Michael work as a steelmaker for a while longer to get more alchemical metals to make new parts to add to the battleship.

"The transformation has been completed," Tony said, "The power of the Rainbow Cannon's main gun has been reduced by 50%..."

"What?" Lu Mingfei was stunned. "You mean 'weaken'? Not 'enhance'?"

How come it's getting weaker and weaker?

"Listen to me. Although the power of the launch has decreased, this is because Banner and I changed the energy distribution and high-energy excited state of the Rainbow Bridge when it was fired through the main gun, so that most of the energy can form an energy field, continuously lock the target in the energy field with gravitational waves, and quickly wear down the target with high-energy particle beams," Tony said. "For things the size of a planet like Ego, this kind of energy field wear is more effective than a direct shot. The damage that the subsequent high-energy particle beam can cause to it is four to five times higher than a direct shot."

"To put it in game terms, it causes damage equal to 50% of the attack power, binds the target, and causes continuous damage equal to 300% of the attack power over the next period of time." Banner added.

Lu Mingfei first showed an expression of "I think I understand", and then quickly changed to "I don't understand": "Wait a minute, I understand the effect, but can you explain how you changed the main gun that uses the energy of the Rainbow Bridge into this? Why do I feel that this thing is not so much science, but more like magic!"

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"It's too troublesome to explain, and I guess you won't understand. Anyway, you just need to know that this is not a difficult task for me." Tony crossed his arms across his chest.

Lu Mingfei:...

I felt like my intelligence was being looked down upon, but I couldn't refute it.

"Don't listen to Tony. This is not easy for him. We just completed the final transformation yesterday," the more honest Banner said on the side. "A lot of things happened in the past few months when you were away. It promoted Tony and I's research. Otherwise, we would definitely not be able to do this transformation."

Tony curled the corner of his mouth and looked at Banner helplessly.

"A lot of things happened?" Lu Mingfei wondered.

"Let's talk about the most important thing first," Tony said, "We have made great progress in the research on your bloodline."

Lu Mingfei's eyes lit up: "What's the progress? Is there a new bloodline activation potion?"

"Not only do we have a new bloodline activation potion, but we have also completed the previously researched 'bloodline stabilizer with no side effects'. To be more precise, it should be called the 'dragon bloodline comprehensive defect-complementing potion', which basically solves all the problems of dragon genes, including loss of control," Tony said. "Although I am a super genius and was able to research these, the battleship's database also played an important role."

"The database of this battleship? When God Odin gave me this battleship, he said that the system was formatted when it was decommissioned." Lu Mingfei was puzzled.

"Yes, but the formatting was not thorough. Although the computing center of this battleship is very different from the computers on Earth in principle, it can recover deleted data just like the hard drives on Earth," Tony said. "Lucifer and I restored the previous database and translated and rebuilt it."

"So what does this have to do with my bloodline?" Lu Mingfei asked curiously.

Could it be possible that Asgard’s battleship database also records matters related to the dragon clan?

"To put it simply, we restored the database to check if there were any records about planetary life forms like Ego, and whether he had any weaknesses, and we actually found some relevant records," Tony stared at Lu Mingfei and said seriously, "and then I found that, in a way, you and Ego are a bit 'related'."

Lu Mingfei opened his mouth slightly, his eyes gradually became blank after a moment of thought: "Ah?"

"The database contains genetic data about planetary life forms. Although it is not very complete, it is also of great research value. But after research, I found that your genes actually have some characteristics similar to those of planetary life forms." Tony said.

Lu Mingfei listened quietly, frowning slightly.

"Unlike Ego, a life form that exists in the form of a planet, your genes are only slightly similar to his in principle, but the similarity is not high. To put it in an analogy, the relationship between Ego and the planet is 'I am the planet', and your genes can at most have a certain deep connection with the planet."

"Which planet?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"I can't find it here. It should be the Earth in your own world." Tony said.

Lu Mingfei frowned tightly.

"After this breakthrough, my research on your blood and genes has a clear direction, and the progress has naturally soared. I soon developed a strengthening potion that is also effective for me," Tony said. "After I strengthened myself, my physical fitness, spiritual power, and brain operation capacity have all improved by leaps and bounds. Then I can use the evolved 'snake' to connect to the armor's database and obtain more information, including the battleship's own manufacturing technology and principles, which are also recorded in the database. That's why I can complete this transformation involving the underlying principles so quickly."

"Don't forget, I was the one who translated the database for you in real time, mortal!" Lucifer said dissatisfiedly.

No matter how Tony evolves, the computing power and endurance of his brain can no longer be compared with that of the super artificial intelligence he once was, so he is still the "coolie" who translates Asgardian into Earth language in real time.

"Yes, yes, you are somewhat useful, a super translator." Tony said perfunctorily.

"Believe it or not, I'll play the video of you kissing Michael!" Lucifer sneered.

Tony's face was frozen.

Banner looked at Tony in shock.

……

Lu Mingfei was lying on the metal seat inside the battleship.

The restraints on the seat this time were reinforced with Asgard magic metal. Unless Lu Mingfei used the Silver Oak Sword or the high-strength Fimbulwinter, there was really no way for him to break free, let alone using pure physical strength.

Tony picked up a syringe, which contained a champagne-like light golden liquid with countless twinkling lights like stars in the night sky.

"Tony..." Lu Mingfei swallowed his saliva, "Will it hurt?"

"Why are you still afraid of pain?" Tony said with disgust.

"I'm not afraid, but it would be best if it didn't hurt, right?" Lu Mingfei said calmly.

"If you're not afraid, then stop shaking your legs," Tony complained.

Without waiting for Lu Mingfei to say anything, Tony said, "Don't worry, this strengthening potion is the most perfect, and its effect far exceeds any previous one, so..."

"Because it's perfect enough and it doesn't hurt at all?" Lu Mingfei said.

"So it will be the most painful, and don't expect the anesthetic to be effective." Tony smiled.

"Wait, Tony," Lu Mingfei looked at Tony sincerely, "I admit that it was my fault for letting Lucifer trick you. Tell me the truth, is there a version that doesn't hurt? This one that hurts is just something you deliberately used to get back at me."

"Hmm..." Tony nodded slightly.

Lu Mingfei's eyes lit up and his face was full of hope.

"You have a good imagination." Tony injected the glowing liquid into Lu Mingfei's body with an expressionless face.

(End of this chapter)