spooky calendar

Chapter 345 The Heart of Jesus
As for the war of gods, only Qin Ze knows the details.

Even Jesus, who was once in Pangu's camp, did not know what the outcome of the war between gods would be.

All we know is that humans, or rather humans led by Qin Ze, who want to save the world, have very slim chances of success.

He put away his playful attitude and said:

"Let's go. I'll take you back to Linxiang City. Today is August 16th. I've prepared a little gift for you."

Qin Ze didn't know what the gift was, but he didn't think that any gift could impress him at the moment.

The helicopter started up quickly.

Looking at the night sky, Qin Ze's mind returned to the British-style street not long ago.

The prison for the robbers.

Today, he is already a powerful warrior in the Catastrophe Realm, and the showdown between him and the Fallen Messenger is about to begin.

Presumably, after this battle, all the secrets of the messenger will be revealed.

The old calendar master who established the messenger department was still a bit mysterious to Qin Ze.

It is even more mysterious than the known "second owner of the black knife", "the ancestor of the old calendar Zhou Baiyu" and "the master of destiny Ling Hansu".

All we know is that this master is known as the Unrivaled and did one crucial thing - establishing a messenger department.

The mechanism of the Golden Calendar Manuscript prevents Ling Hansu, Zhou Baiyu and others from being completely lost in history.

The first thing the Fallen Lord did after taking over the chairman's body was to join forces with the Eternal Lord, intending to completely eradicate the remnants of the Advance Era.

At the same time, after seeing him, the messenger issued a task - to kill the fallen messenger.

All this leads to the conclusion that -

The master with the name of unparalleled is probably also related to the birth of the Golden Calendar manuscript. It is very likely that although he is not as good as Zhou Baiyu, what he did prevented the hard work of all the masters from being completely destroyed.

Moreover, this Lord has a direct hatred for the Fallen Lord.

The moon on August 16th is still very bright, but it no longer has the characteristics of a common moon.

Qin Ze looked at the scene in the sky and began to look forward to it.

……

……

Several hours later, the helicopter finally arrived in Linxiang City.

This was a commercial center with a huge helipad that was booked by the Old Calendar Association.

Qin Ze didn't care at first, but as the helicopter landed, he felt a lot of life.

There were countless people waiting for him.

It was still early in the morning and the sky had not yet risen, but when the helicopter landed, the whole city seemed to light up all of a sudden.

The density of people in this commercial center is comparable to Jay Chou's concert. Countless people hold fluorescent banners to express their respect for someone.

The helicopter door opened and Jesus smiled:

"Qin, accept the welcome of this city."

Qin Ze was suddenly stunned.

When he was most desperate and lonely, it was Qiao Wei who pulled him up.

They have redeemed each other, but they are always in darkness, bearing the stigma of destroyers.

But at this moment, Qin Ze saw countless banners with words of gratitude written on them.

"Forgive our ignorance and thank you for always protecting us."

People don’t really know what to believe.

If I had lost to Amaterasu in the battle the day before yesterday, perhaps people would thank Amaterasu.

Many things that people believe in can be guided.

It’s not that everyone doesn’t like to think, but the truth is made up of countless one-sided pieces.

But even so, Qin Ze was still a little touched.

Tens of thousands of people were cheering him.

The loneliness in the deep sea was broken by the bright moon and now is dispelled by the countless stars.

“You can’t always protect everyone with huge grievances and grievances, right?”

"I am a person who plays with faith. In my opinion, if you don't believe in me, why should I protect you?"

"So, since you're going to protect them, they should at least respect you."

Qin Ze didn't say anything. He was now the focus of the crowd, and all his emotions were somewhat inappropriate because of this focus.

He could only smile.

But deep down, he accepted the gift of Jesus.

Yes, why do we have to save something while bearing misunderstandings?

That's fine.

Even if he fails in the future, at least for a moment, he will be the center of attention.

"On this day of August 15th, I will be marketing you crazily, hahahahahahaha, the miraculous old calendarist, the temporary worker who saves the tide!"

"The man who followed in his wife's footsteps and saved the world!"

Jesus used all kinds of titles that seemed to only appear in middle school comics on Qin Ze.

Creating gods is easy, it has always been so, and it was even easier for Jesus.

But this time, Jesus was very happy.

Compared to his previous promotion of Amaterasu as an inspirational scientist working for the human race, this time at least... he was not going against his will.

The crowd was crowded, and among the countless people, Qin Ze saw two people.

Aunt Wang and Uncle Zhou.

They looked at Qin Ze with tears in their eyes. Qin Ze waved at them and the crowd cheered.

Jesus suddenly laughed and said:

"This doesn't count as opening champagne halfway, does it?"

Qin Ze shook his head:

"Yes, but according to the current odds, if we don't open it halfway, we won't have a chance to open it."

"Let everyone disperse. We shouldn't waste any more time."

I said this, but I was happy in my heart.

After all, Qin Ze has not yet been infused with divinity, he is still a human being.

Seeing such a scene, I was naturally moved.

Jesus nodded:
"no problem."

Jesus then began to use tools and loudly delivered a passionate speech, but then he changed the subject and mentioned that there are still many disasters in the world... He and Qin Ze will work together to solve some problems.

Qin Ze had to admit that Jesus was comparable to a cult leader in attracting popularity.

Soon, people dispersed with gratitude and admiration.

Before leaving, Jesus said:

"Just have fun, don't take yourself too seriously. The public's love is always changing. Only your own strength is unshakable."

Qin Ze deeply agreed. As expected, in this kind of matter, the charlatan is the one who knows the most.

On the way back, Qin Ze couldn't help but be curious about Jesus.

"If Pangu suddenly appeared at this time and forced you to make a choice, what choice would you make?"

The two of them had already boarded the special car heading to Yunjin Tianjiang.

Jesus smiled and said:
"Qin, let me tell you a story."

Qin Ze nodded: "You say."

"None of us are born strong. My mom is a bitch."

Qin Ze was still nodding during the first half of the sentence, but the sudden change in the second half made Qin Ze stunned for a moment.

Jesus said:

"She's very beautiful. Before I was born, it was $70 per session, and you could only use your hands. If you wanted to use your hands and mouth together, or if you wanted the full package, it would be another price."

Qin Ze couldn't help it:
"Are you describing your mother?"

Jesus said:

"Yes. She took drugs, sold her body, and fought. She had an angelic face, but she did all the devilish things." "Later, the man who supported her was imprisoned because of political issues, and then she herself was also imprisoned for various bad things. Not only did she take drugs herself, she also sold them."

"Yes, lethal dose."

"It was later discovered that she had several murder convictions. One of her lovers was a drug lord. And she murdered several of his lovers. Perhaps this is female competition?"

"This is my mother. Isn't she scary?"

Qin Ze had no expression on his face:

"go on."

Jesus said:

"But I wasn't even born when all this happened."

"My bitch mom was sentenced to death. She was named one of the worst female prisoners of this century."

"You have to know that there are only two actions a death row inmate can take to escape the death penalty..."

"First, there must be a major invention in prison or it must be of great help to a case."

"Obviously, she can't."

"Second, pregnancy."

“That’s how I was born.”

Qin Ze was slightly moved. He never thought that Jesus would have such a life experience.

Jesus himself did not care:
"My mother hooked up with the warden. In the women's prison, all the people are women, and the guards are also women. Only the warden is a man."

"Can you imagine, a middle-aged white male, a person with a regular job and considerable power, being able to get together with a female prisoner, what kind of situation is that?"

"Unless this man has lost his mind, or... that woman is really beautiful."

"But I tell you, the answer is neither. My mother is a woman with certain characteristics."

"In other words, if she is from the Old Calendar, she is definitely the strongest streetwalker, oh, or rather a socialite."

"By the way, you don't know the characteristics yet, right?"

Qin Ze shook his head:

"knew."

When fighting against the Lord of Chaos, Qin Ze relied on Shiva's guidance and found a way to deal with the Lord of Chaos.

That is Shiva’s legacy, a memory.

This memory is the key to Qin Ze's defeat of the enemy.

At the same time, it was also through this memory that Qin Ze knew that he had a special characteristic.

It turns out there are many more features, not just this one.

Jesus smiled and said:

"This is my mother, a woman who is very good at bewitching people, a woman of viper and scorpion."

"Of course, the warden is lustful. It's hard to find a good-looking one among a bunch of female prisoners. After looking at them for a long time, maybe his taste has deteriorated?"

"My mother's appearance was indeed a dimensionality reduction attack. She actually persuaded a man with a bright future to have a child with a female prisoner."

"As a result, my mother gave birth to me. She didn't have to die."

"This incident caused a huge response. Why would a woman of the worst kind get pregnant in prison?"

"The warden was soon implicated, and my mother was transferred to a nursing home to serve her sentence. After all, she was pregnant and it was impossible for her to be placed in the harsh environment of a prison."

"In this regard, I have to thank the district's bills, which emphasize human rights and protect good people, but sometimes, they also give bad people a chance to turn things around."

"Soon after, I was born. But my mother abandoned me. She escaped from the nursing home. And I was sent to an orphanage."

"I learned about my mother's situation when my father was released from prison."

“Isn’t it ironic?”

"He used to be a warden, and he suffered a lot of abuse in prison. Hahahahaha, after he got out, he started to take revenge on me. He took me away from the orphanage."

"Then he started to abuse me constantly, because when he saw me, he would think of my mother, the woman who had ruined his life."

"But then, my situation started to improve and I learned how to make people happy."

"Just like today, I made you very happy."

"Although a few old guys in Valhalla were very wary of me, they were all very happy with me."

"This is my survival wisdom. I inherited my mother's characteristics. I was born... to be a wicked person who is good at bewitching people."

"I have never considered myself a good person. The reason I became a charlatan is not because I believe in religion, nor because I like the anus of young boys. It is because I found that people are naturally willing to believe in charlatans."

"Qin, you asked me what would happen if I met Pangu?"

Jesus rarely looked serious:

"I will raise my hands in surrender with a smile and flattery."

"Just like now, I know I have to impress you with my sincerity. So I will honestly show you my scars and talk to you about my shameful past."

"I am on your side now. If you die in the future and I am still alive, I will stand on Pangu's side..."

"If the price of falling is losing myself, then I will choose to escape, just like the Outer Gods."

"To survive and ensure that I am still myself, this is my greatest desire."

Jesus' frankness made Qin Ze a little helpless.

Should we say that this person is shameless?

Jesus suddenly put his arm around Qin Ze's shoulder again:

"But if you're strong, if you're the guy that I feel like I can bet on you to win, I'll take a chance."

"One time, my father beat me to death. Oh, he beat me so badly that time that I was almost dying and covered in blood. Believe me, Qin, the rage that a middle-aged white man can exude after drinking is no less than that of Ni Ge."

"But do you know how I survived?"

"I said, Dad, stop hitting me, I know where Mom is, and she still loves you."

"You know what, the old man's knees suddenly went weak. Hahahahahaha..."

"This good-for-nothing thing actually still loves my mother. Even though his life has been ruined by her, he still fantasizes about licking her toes and kissing her underwear madly, hahahahahahahaha..."

There was something quite insane about Jesus' smile.

But Qin Ze felt that he didn't seem happy either.

"People are actually very mean. The more something can hurt you, the more you want to get close to it. Qin, I finally understand. I hate my mother, but I have to become that kind of person in order to survive well."

"Ah, that's getting off topic. Actually, I won't betray you as long as you can win."

"I don't mind letting you know my philosophy of survival, which is to bully the weak and fear the strong. I don't mind trying to please or coax anyone, as long as I can survive, it's not shameful."

"Even if I reveal everything about myself, what will happen?"

They arrived and the entrance gate of Yunjin Tianjiang Community appeared in their sight.

This high and mighty Jesus got out of the car respectfully at this moment and opened the door for Qin Ze like a butler.

"Come on, Savior, we should get down to business."

Qin Ze suddenly said:

"Jesus, would you ever risk your life for something?"

Jesus shook his head:

"No, absolutely not."

Qin Ze didn't say anything, but that look made Jesus a little displeased.

In Qin Ze's view, Jesus later became the person loved by everyone, but...

There are always two people who don't love him.

No matter how many people in this world love Jesus, the fact that those two people did not love Him cannot be erased.

In fact, Qin Ze himself could not imagine that a person like Jesus would one day risk his life for something.

But for no reason, it was very easy for him to imagine the real Jesus who was nailed to the cross as the person he saw at that moment.

Yunjin Tianjiang, in Mrs. Xu’s mansion.

Lan Yu, the commander, Cole and others all gathered together, and Jesus also became serious, as if he had not said anything just now.

At this moment, the room was filled with powerful people.

Qin Ze said:

"Next, let me tell you about the intelligence from Qiao Wei, which is about the war between gods."

(End of this chapter)