girl let me check

Chapter 207
"Cats can talk?"

Fang Tang tilted his head and asked curiously.

"presumptuous!"

The Ragdoll seems furious at being called a cat.

"I am not a cat! I am a unicorn!"

Yun Shu, who was in the sea of ​​consciousness, twitched the corner of his mouth and covered his face in despair.

It's so embarrassing.

"Qi...lin?"

Even with Fang Tang's character, he was confused by Fang Weihan's words.

"Yes."

Fang Weihan saw that she seemed to be on the right track and nodded with satisfaction.

"I am one of the five holy beasts. I came here from the Immortal Palace today, and I happened to bump into you, a little girl."

Fang Tang jumped down from the chair and walked step by step towards the creature who called himself Qilin.

Her eyes were full of suspicion.

"Are you a unicorn?"

The girl poked the puppet's face, still looking a little unconvinced.

"Don't touch me! How can my supreme body be easily touched by mortals?"

The puppet angrily threw away Fang Tang's hand, and a terrifying power appeared on his body.

It does look a bit like the resurrection of that ancient mythical beast.

It just doesn't quite match the cute appearance.

"I don't study well, don't lie to me."

Fang Tang poked the puppet's face again and was not frightened by its aura at all.

"Shouldn't a unicorn have a sheep's head, a wolf's hooves, a deer's body, and a dragon's tail? It seems that unicorns also come in seven colors."

"But you..."

The girl looked up and down the doll again.

"You are obviously a cat."

"That's because none of them have ever seen a real Qilin. This is what my real body looks like."

The ragdoll cat speaks volumes.

Fang Tang stared at its blue eyes for a long time and suddenly smiled.

"Okay, little one, do you have a name?"

Fang Weihan: "???"

Does this scene seem familiar?

Before he had time to speak, Fang Tang had already started talking to himself:
"Looks like you didn't."

"Then I'll call you... Xingren, how about that?"

Fang Tang patted its head.

Fang Weihan felt the temperature of the girl's hand on his head with a dull look on his face.

Both ears trembled when Fang Tang slapped them.

Things are going to take a turn for the worse.

"Yunshu, turn back."

Ragdoll cat said weakly.

The world spins, light and shadow intersect, and time goes back again.

With the powerful blessing of the Book of Time and Space, Fang Weihan returned to the gate of Yingluan Palace.

In front of him was a light green panel floating quietly, seemingly mocking him silently.

[Reason for reverting: I’m happy. 】

[Current number of reads: 6]

[Recorded points: 6]

[Fang Tang strategy progress: 0.000001%]

[Evaluation: I have seen a giraffe dressed as a unicorn, but this is the first time I have seen a ragdoll cat dressed as a unicorn. 】

"You know shit."

Fang Weihan said angrily.

"I want to establish a preconceived notion in her mind that I am powerful, so that she can be more respectful towards me."

Yun Shu appeared next to him, holding a cup of hot tea in his hand. He seemed to be living a very nourishing life.

"Then what? Lord Qilin God?"

The girl took a sip of tea and sneered.

"Then... isn't this... a little accident happened..."

Fang Weihan's voice gradually sounded guilty.

"Who knew that Fang Tang was so abstract! I told her that I was Qilin, but she couldn't even have the slightest thought of awe?"

The ragdoll cat lay on the ground with its legs in the air, like a dead cat.

"Shouldn't this be your fault? It's obviously your acting skills that are too bad!"

Yun Shu stepped forward and kicked the dead cat on the ground with his little feet wrapped in white silk in disgust.

"How can a true saint speak like you?"

Fang Weihan asked in surprise:
"Are you sure you haven't? The novels I have read before are all like this?"

"Then how about I change my way of speaking in a while, like Fang Zun's gentle but hidden-smile type."

Yun Shu was stunned by his words.

"Not that...no."

She actually recalled it carefully.

"You also know those gods... After their power reaches the extreme of this world, the rules of the world can no longer restrain them."

"So it doesn't matter if he has a weird temper."

"This... doesn't seem to be a big problem?"

After she finished speaking, she glanced up and down at the Ragdoll cat lying on the ground with a scrutinizing gaze.

"I think the main problem is not here. The main problem is obviously that there is too big a gap between your image and the person you are pretending to be."

"The main reason why she doesn't believe you must be because of your skin."

"Muppets and...Qilin? Isn't this just nonsense? If I were Fang Tang, I wouldn't believe it either!"

Fang Weihan rolled over from the ground and patted the ground angrily with his paws.

"What are you talking about?"

"Do you think Fang Tang has ever seen a real unicorn? She's so scared because she's seen what the unicorn written in the book looks like!"

"Based on her virtue, do you think she is the kind of person who believes in what is written in the book?"

Yun Shu fell silent.

"It doesn't seem like it will."

She was a little confused now.

"Then tell me, why doesn't she believe you?"

The ragdoll cat shook its big fluffy tail confidently.

"There are many reasons, but there is only one fundamental reason!"

"I have all the power, but I don't have the power to match it."

"This Fang Tang is not the kind of person who can be easily intimidated by power. Obviously, only after I show the true power of Qilin can I make her believe what I say."

"Are you saying I'm right?"

Yun Shu: "..."

"I don't want to say whether you are right or not."

Yun Shu held the big cup and took another sip of tea.

"But I just want to say that it is impossible for you to use any power here."

She pointed to the east courtyard wall.

Fang Weihan looked in the direction of her finger, and his eyes met the relief of a dragon looking eagerly.

The dragon was stretched out and ready to fly, with a ferocious face. At first glance, it looked like it could eat hundreds of cute ragdoll cats in one bite.

"It's hard to do now."

The Ragdoll coughed lightly and looked away from the dragon with some guilt.

"If I can't use my power, I can't make Fang Tang believe in my identity and my words."

"If we can't make Fang Tang believe my identity and my words, then we won't be able to move forward with our progress."

"Our next progress will not be advanced..."

Yun Shu took out a big hammer, smashed the ragdoll cat to the ground and rolled it several times.

"Stop, stop, stop! No solitaire!"

Yun Shu stared at him.

"Find a way for me quickly."

The Ragdoll cat got up from the ground and licked its fur.

"Don't worry, while I was talking to you just now, I already thought of a way."

Fang Weihan said confidently.

"Huh? In what way?"

Yun Shu asked lazily.

"The method that can demonstrate my power does not necessarily require my own cultivation. I can also use some other methods."

The Ragdoll cat licked the dirt off the left side of its body, and now turned around and started licking the right side.

"You have to know...there are things that don't take the form of power that can demonstrate power."

"For example... poor information."

Ragdoll cats are confident.Yun Shu objected directly.

"Didn't I tell you? Fang Tang has very little communication with others, and there seems to be a secret shield behind her. I basically cannot deduce everything related to her through limited causal connections. "

"It's obviously unrealistic for you to get information from me and then use it to trick the little girl."

Fang Weihan was instantly unhappy.

"What does it mean to abduct a little girl?"

He was speechless.

"You have to understand that the two of us are grasshoppers on the same rope. Strictly speaking, you should be the mastermind, and I can at best be regarded as an accomplice who abducted the little girl."

"Besides, what kind of little girl is this Fang Tang? In terms of seniority, she can be my wife, my wife... my grandmother."

Yun Shu kicked him again, a little angry.

"Stop talking nonsense, I said yes."

"Anyway, I can't provide any more information here, so where do you plan to get the information?"

Fang Weihan waved his hand.

"I never planned on counting on your crappy book."

Ignoring the big hammer that appeared in Yun Shu's hand, Fang Weihan continued:

"Don't forget, I still have an advantage."

"I can go back."

"Do you know how you used to fight bosses?"

Yun Shu still hadn't realized what he meant.

"what?"

……

……

"Oh!"

The door of Yingluan Palace was violently knocked open by something.

The girl under the moonlight was not frightened at all, she was just a little confused.

No one comes to my hall during the day, let alone late at night like this.

Could it be that those people finally couldn't help but take action?
The beautiful girl tilted her head and looked towards the main entrance of the hall.

There was a big cat with slender body and brown and white fur.

She was just stunned for a moment, then said with a smile:

"Hello, little..."

"Woman, are you interested in me?"

Fang Tang: "?"

Successfully interrupts the cast.

"What did you say?"

She didn't seem to understand, so she asked again blankly.

This cat just said...that I wanted to take advantage of it?

Am I hallucinating?
How could a cat talk and say such outrageous things?

"I said, are you greedy for my body?"

The puppet jumped on the table in front of Fang Tang and looked at her.

The sapphire blue eyes were full of calmness, not like a cat's eyes at all. Fang Tang thought for a moment that he was looking at a human being.

"You little kitten... you are quite interesting."

Fang Tang was completely interested now.

"I'm a human, why should I covet the body of a cat like you?"

The girl held her chin and asked curiously.

The moonlight shone on her face, coating it with a layer of holy silver, covering her originally pale complexion.

She wanted to see how the cat would answer.

"Don't ask, if you ask, it means that the secret cannot be revealed."

The ragdoll cat has an inscrutable look on his face.

Fang Tang: "..."

"How about we play a game?"

Ragdoll cat said calmly.

"The rules of the game are very simple. Each person takes turns asking the other person a question. If someone can't answer it, then he should complete something within his ability according to the other person's request as a punishment. How about this?"

A simple and brutal truth or dare, tailor-made for Fang Tang.

As Fang Weihan expected, Fang Tang quickly agreed without even thinking about it.

After all, she was so bored.

"Okay."

Fang Tang reached out and touched its long beard, as if hesitating whether to pluck one out.

"But who would be better to start with?"

The ragdoll cat raised its paw and pointed at itself naturally.

"Of course it is me."

"why?"

"Because you are a human and I am just a raccoon slave. Shouldn't you let me go?"

It asked back in great surprise, as if Fang Tang had committed some heinous crime if he didn't let him ask the question first.

Yun Shu looked confused in the sea of ​​consciousness.

Fang Weihan's words are too shameless... Can anyone really agree with such nonsense?
"Okay, just do as you say."

To Yun Shu's surprise, Fang Tang just chuckled and agreed to Fang Weihan's excessive request.

Boy, is this all right?
The ragdoll cat nodded reservedly.

Fang Tang's choice was within his expectation.

She is so boring.

Perhaps out of confidence, or perhaps out of indifference, Fang Tang didn't mind suffering a small loss first for some interesting things.

Those who don't stick to trivial matters can achieve great things, and those who don't tolerate small things will mess up big plans.

In a sense, this Fang Tang also has some of the characteristics of an imperial emperor.

"Okay, my question is simple."

The ragdoll cat spoke.

"When is your birthday?"

The smile on Fang Tang's face stiffened slightly.

Why is it that what this cat says is always beyond her expectation?

An unknown creature stayed up late at night and ran into his heavily guarded bedroom just to ask his birthday?

Why is there something weird about this thing?

But Fang Tang didn't think much about it.

Isn't it just birthday?Just tell it.

Then there might be someone else... the cat can remember his birthday.

I just don’t know...if my birthday and death anniversary are on the same day.

The girl hid the ice-like gloom in her eyes very well.

"The ninth day of the first lunar month."

Fang Tang replied calmly.

"The ninth day of the first lunar month...is a very good day."

Ragdoll Cat said casually.

"Okay, you've finished asking, now it's my turn."

Fang Tang gently tugged on its beard.

Just when Fang Tang was about to speak, the ragdoll cat in front of him showed an extremely human smile.

"Mother...grandma, I wish you a happy birthday in advance."

The ragdoll cat shook its tail.

Fang Tang: "?"

The big brown and white cat meowed, seeming to say:

"Yunshu, turn back!"

[Reason for filing back: I have a feeling that you will file back multiple times for the same reason in the future, so I won’t write down the reason. 】

[Current number of reads: 6]

[Recorded points: 6]

[Fang Tang strategy progress: 0.0000015%]

[Evaluation: You chose the stupidest method, but I like it. 】

The world turns upside down, yin and yang change.Fang Tang's blank face disappeared before his eyes, and now he saw the familiar door and the familiar green skirt and white silk stockings.

Only this time the tea in the girl's hand was replaced by coffee.

"Where did you get your coffee?"

Fang Weihan was stunned.

"Oh, this is a coffee that is [-]% realistically recreated from your memory."

Yun Shu glanced at the coffee in his hand with some disgust.

"This stuff seems to be instant and not very tasty."

"I remember you still had a raw coconut latte in your memory. It was delicious."

Fang Weihan: "..."

(End of this chapter)