Big Ear Thief Selling Straw Sandals

Chapter 1 In the Snow, Taoyuan Sanyi

In the seventh year of Guanghe, at the end of the first month, Zhuojun, Zhuoxian.

early morning.

snow.

thatched cottage.

A pile of straw sandals.

And, a pair of drooping shoulders and protruding ears.

That's right, I'm a big-eared thief. Wrong, it's not right to be a mat-weaver and a big-eared thief. I blame Pinocchio, Pinocchio, forget it, and start again.

I am Liu Bei, Liu Xuande, who was born after King Jing of Zhongshan, who is now known as Uncle Huang, future Lord of Shu, and posthumously named Emperor Han Zhaolie after his death.

Looking at the backlog of "Uncle Emperor" limited-edition straw sandals that were too big to eat, Liu Bei sighed.

Maybe Hades was dazzled, mistyped, or misheard
In short, from the era of watching videos and eating takeaways, I have just passed through the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and now I have become a hard-working dick.

The memory fragments of the original owner are fragmented, don't know when it will be repaired and completed?

However, the two largest pieces almost blinded Liu Bei's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

A filial piety to the mother who raised her through hardships.

The second is determined to contribute to the rise of China, and strive hard to get ahead and seek happiness for the common people.

Is this a wish, or a last wish?It doesn't make sense.
Dizziness, numbness, nausea, vomiting
Stop, stop, your mother kisses me to honor you, your wife and daughter. Where did you get your wife and daughter, a bachelor?
The second thing, do a good job of being king and hegemony, and then counterattack and slap your face to recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors, so that the common people can live a good life, right?

As if signing a soul contract, Liu Bei's mind immediately recovered.

Well, from now on, I am Liu Bei Liu Xuande.

Pattering, cheap old lady is cooking porridge.

God is pitiful, there are only a handful of millet in the huge earthen cauldron.

Is it a fart to make my old lady hungry?
Unknown and angry, kicked the ugly three-no straw sandals away, and practiced filial piety without hesitation - lying on the ice and begging for a carp.

These days, fish are plentiful and silly.

When we got to the river, we thought that there would be a risk of death if we had no land to buy cold medicine, so we simply broke the ice.

Uncle Liu Huang begged for fish, but the hook was saved.

In the blink of an eye, the big-eared filial son handed over two fresh fish with self-sacrificing spirit to the surprised and delighted old lady.

The steaming fish porridge has a strong fishy smell.

The hearts of orphans and widows are warmer and sweeter than porridge in the howling north wind.

While drinking porridge, my thoughts diverged.

"Glorious Three Kingdoms" GM insert latest news: Three yellow-headed bosses will appear soon!

When picking up fish in the river, a piece of debris was accidentally added.

Leadership, Intelligence, Politics, and Charm are above 80, and now the official worship is Dahan Shangshu, Lu Zhi, and Lu Ziqian.

That's right, this boss is exactly his mentor.

Nima, if you don't hug this super Jinhua ham, is the original owner stupider than a pig?
As a good student who respects his teacher, went to Kyoto to serve the commander-in-chief of the division and army. Is it wrong?
I looked at the empty thatched huts, looked at the collapsed pockets, and there were no dollars, euros, or renminbi.

It is not easy to live in the eastern capital, and the roads are not close. In the era of Huabei Baitiao online loans, where to get money is indeed a problem.

The 2000-year-old sauce-flavored bad water is bubbling and bubbling.

Go to West Market Street in the CBD, appreciate who has the most luxurious carriage, and then...know everything!

The north wind blows, the snowflakes flutter, no car comes.

I just remembered that Zhuo County these days is a super-poor county, and the county magistrate has a car, but it might be awkward to meet him.

Hey, who is making a fuss?

Mr. Jin said it well: where there are clouds, there is a world, and where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

What Lao Niu said is also good: Where there are rivers and lakes, there will be struggles.

No, a battle is about to be staged in the far-fart West Market Street of Causeway Bay.

Hey, the town Zhuoxi, who is eight feet tall and has a leopard head, ring eyes, a swallow jaw and a tiger beard, butchers, rolled up his sleeves.

Fuck it, the wanted criminal with a height of nine feet, green hat, green robe, phoenix eyes, long beard and blushing face squinted his eyes.

Feeling a little guilty, Hong Xing took the lead Liu Bei: Now that he called "two younger brothers" in the past, will he face mixed doubles?
The debts of the previous life, the sins of this life, the palms and backs of the hands are full of flesh, and breaking any of them will be a huge loss to the Shu Han regime and the people.

Ruthlessly, Internet celebrity Liu held up two pairs of high-defense straw sandals, and Shi Shiran walked to the center of the venue to start the live broadcast.

Two guest officers, LV's new straw sandals, 998, as long as 998, order now and get a fruit phone and film.

Zhang Fei put down his sleeves: "Okay! Look at your old Liu's face and let that guy go. It's easy to say that Zhuo County bullies foreigners."

After all, Da Er Bandit Master is well-known, is the nineteenth generation of the emperor, and is also a member of the Zhuo County Chamber of Commerce, so he doesn't want to delay his own business.

Guan Yu, who was not good at words, bowed his hands to Liu Bei as an expression of gratitude.

One is unfamiliar with the place, and the other has a murder case on his body. Looking at the butcher's posture, his hands are probably darker than his face, and he takes a step back to the boundless sea and sky of Beyond.

Seeing that the two of them turned their heads to leave, Liu Bei quickly recited Baishi Bailing's immobilization spell: "It's all here."

In this way, the three brothers who were destined to love and kill each other and had been separated for many years sat in the tavern.

After two cups of hot wine, the relationship between the three promising young men of similar ages became quite subtle.

Zhang Fei owns a butcher shop, and his family has a large peach orchard, so he can live a decent life.

The only thing that doesn't go my way is that I have a bad background, and I'm at the bottom of the ranks of scholars, farmers, businessmen, and the five black categories.

Today, Uncle Liu Huang, a cultural man, gave him face. He was really happy from the bottom of his heart, and the table was full of good wine and good food.

As a fugitive, Guan Yu's situation was even worse. He couldn't get a decent job, so he could only do odd jobs as coolies, with no hope of getting ahead.

Hearing about Liu Bei's background, the feeling of looking up to the mountains is as if the Yellow River is flooding out of control, so he toasts frequently.

Influenced by the wine table culture in 2000, the little thoughts of the two younger brothers are as clear as a mirror in Uncle Liu's heart.

Then let's start, to improve the loyalty of the two younger brothers, the exclusive nirvana of the monarch: throwing the emperor's uncle over the shoulder!

Skill Description: As long as A Dou lands, the target's loyalty will rise to 100%.

But... forgot, according to the progress of the plot, the unlucky kid Liu Chan hasn't appeared yet.

Don't worry, there is also an auxiliary skill for the monarch: heaven and earth share sorrow.

Skill description: When the tears leave the eye sockets, the favorability of the target object increases by 20 points, and the belongings will be handed over actively.

After drinking well, Guan and Zhang suddenly saw Liu Bei's sad face, tears and holes all over his body, and hurriedly asked why.

"My mother is old and still suffers from hunger and cold. How can I sigh that Liu is inactive and has nothing to do. Every time I think about it, I would rather be ashamed?"

Filial piety is a traditional virtue.

Liu Daxiaozi's acting skills are unparalleled, and Guan and Zhang are in awe.

There are many butchers in righteousness.

"What should I do?"

Seizing the opportunity to show his favor, Zhang Fei said boldly: "Brother Xuande, don't worry, the younger brother is not talented, and you can still get some money."

"Impossible!"

The pretentious Liu Yingdi waved his hands again and again, and refused righteously: "It's not a relationship, it's not a reason, if my mother knows it, I won't forgive her."

Hey, don't you want free money?

Zhang Fei was stunned, and then blushed a little (guess, probably no one could see it), and took a gulp of wine sullenly.

Although Big Ear Liu has excellent acting skills, Guan Yu has experienced many ups and downs, so he is naturally obedient.

Stroking his long beard with his hand, he squinted his eyes at Zhang Fei and smiled, "You idiot, you don't know anything!"

"Why?"

Zhang Fei stared bull-eyed.

It's understandable that college students look down on the five black categories. How dare you, a miserable countryman, dare to laugh at you?
Guan Yu shook his head, turned his face and asked, "If the two become brothers, brother Xuande must have nothing to say, right?"

A word to awaken the dreamer.

It took only 0.001 second for Zhang Fei to turn his head 720 degrees, so that he could hang his big head and throw it hundreds of feet away to break the world record.

Under the Yin Yin eyes of the third brother and the squinting eyes of the second brother, Liu Bei laughed.

"Being brothers with a good guy like Yide, XX, I wish for it!"

"Boom!"

Zhang Fei excitedly slapped the table and stood up, cupping his fists and about to kneel down.

Liu Bei's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he stretched out his hand to support the third brother.

Zhang Fei's head was full of black lines: Hey, you big-eared thief who weaves mats and sells shoes, what's wrong?

But Liu Bei looked at Guan Yu and said with a smile: "Three legs can stand on a tripod, and three people are called a crowd. Today's fate is determined, how can Yun Chang be missing?"

Zhang Fei woke up like a dream, slapped his forehead, and laughed loudly: "Well said! Brother Yun is also a hero, it's all my fault!"

Guan Yu turned pale, the black-faced, black-handed, black-hearted man took a look: Don't think that you can't tell, you are a bear, a bear!

"It's Guan's blessing to be favored by brother Xuande and Yide, but it's disrespectful!"

Now that the number of sworn brothers has increased by 50.00%, the tavern will definitely not be able to sit down.

So, Zhang Fei took care of everything and invited the two elder brothers to go home to make formal arrangements.

There is a large peach grove in the back garden of the Zhang family. At this time, the garden is full of snow, which indicates that after the spring, the peach blossoms will be bright and fragrant, and the branches will be full of fruits.

Liu Bei pointed at the garden and said with a smile: "Peaches and plums don't say anything, but they will form their own way. The three of you and I became sworn brothers in the garden. It is a good story."

Come out to hang out, talk about respect and inferiority!
The elder brother speaks, which idiot younger brother will say no?

As a result, the incense table and tributes were all ready, and the three of Liu, Guan, and Zhang knelt on the snow, burned incense and prayed, and swore to marry Jinlan.

Since then, the three brothers, who are similar in age, have been congenial in spirit and love each other all day long, and their relationship has become closer.

As Liu Guanzhang's reputation grew day by day, private equity funds with pervasive ears and eyes came here especially.

There were two of them, Zhang Shiping and Su Shuang.

The two are rich businessmen from Zhongshan, and they jointly monopolize the horse market in Zhuo County and make huge profits.

It was the eve of the incident on Taiping Road, there were 36 canals in the world, and millions of people were ready to move.

Therefore, Zhang Su's firm, which was guilty of committing crimes with Bi, became fat in the eyes of the Yellow Turban Army in Zhuojun County.

The horses were robbed one after another, which made the two realize the seriousness of the problem. Hearing that Taoyuan Sanyi is extraordinary, they rushed to visit.

In just a moment, with Liu Huangshu's demeanor and insight, coupled with Guan Zhang's terrifying force value, the two benefactors won the angel wheel on the spot.

The next day, fifty war horses, 500 taels of gold and silver, and a thousand catties of iron were sent.

With the backing of a consortium, the three brothers who had been struggling for a long time finally got rich again.

Historical records: The Yellow Turban Rebellion is imminent.

A great man once said: Power grows out of the barrel of a gun.

Didn't say, pull the pole.

Soon, fifty light cavalry and one hundred infantry gathered under the command of the three.

The soldiers are strong and the horses are strong, and there is no second in the limelight.

The second brother and the third brother practiced and mingled with the soldiers, like a fish in water, very happy.

The big brother who took the lead turned his attention to the south.

In the south, there are mentors and the core of the great man.

Huanghuang Dongdu, Luoyang City.

　The old cow is back, and I can only work hard to repay my dear friends

　　
　
(End of this chapter)