Big Ear Thief Selling Straw Sandals

Chapter 168 The little emperor who wants to fight against the emperor's uncle is short of people and money

This time, Uncle Huang played a new trick for everyone.

"Come on, stand up one by one!"

The four King Kongs stood in a row, with He Xian standing first and Yuan Tan at the end.

"Standing behind, put your hands on the back of the person in front of you."

Everyone was puzzled, is this a tug-of-war or an eagle catching a chicken?
After checking, Liu Bei confirmed that it was correct, turned to He Xian, and pressed his right palm on his strong pectoralis major.

"I will use my strength later, you have to stand firm, and the people behind you have to support with strength, do you understand?"

He Xian felt so strange, didn't you just push it, you need three people to help?
But Liu Bei insisted, and he didn't say anything more, secretly vigilant, don't be knocked down by the old guy's punch.

"Understood, come on!"

He Xian took a steady horse gait, running through his whole body, every muscle was swollen, as if inflated.

Liu Bei, possessed by Master Ma, yelled, "Open!"

A hot stream gushed out of his palm, following his thoughts, it penetrated through He Xian and the two people behind him, and precisely hit the palms of the last person.

"Boom!" There was a muffled sound.

"Uh!"

Caught off guard, Yuan Tan let out a muffled snort, backed up several steps, and fell to the ground squatting on his buttocks.

In the eyes of the Queen Mother, Liu Bian, He Jin, Zhao Zhong and others, the three people in front hardly moved, but Yuan Tan at the end seemed to be bounced away by an invisible force.

how did you do that?
He Xian turned to look at Yuan Tan, also confused.

He could feel Liu Bei's strength, but he was safe and sound, and Yuan Tan, who was farthest away, was knocked down. Isn't this too fake?
Liu Bei's hands drew a Tai Chi in front of him, and then clasped together.

He said to the wide-eyed little emperor: "Virtuality and reality coexist, hardness and softness are combined. Those who have a clear mind and spirit are invincible."

The little emperor became unconvinced again.

Don't think you made it too mysterious, Siliang and Qianjun are too exaggerated!
"Uncle Huang thinks that a mere four or two can really counteract the power of a thousand ounces?"

This brat, who remembers eating but not beating, always wants to find fault.

Only science can be used to teach him a lesson.

Find a two-foot-long thick wooden plank, put a one-foot-high wooden block in the middle, and let He Xian, Yuan Tan and four people stand at one end.

"You, you, you, and you, stand up."

Liu Bei got four Habayashiro to stand on the other end, and the left and right ends were barely balanced.

The queen mother was curious and asked, "What does the emperor mean?"

As entertainment props, swings and seesaws are very common no matter in the palace or among the people.

"Queen Mother, wait a moment!" Liu Bei said to the eight "weights", "Come down!"

Liu Bei stepped forward, moved the wooden block as a fulcrum forward, and said to He Xian, "Stand on it."

The four weights stood up in a daze, went to meet Liu Bei, walked to the opposite end, pressed one hand on the wooden board, and pressed down.

He Xian, Yuan Tan and others all left the ground and hung in the air.

Everyone was shocked, and Empress Dowager He couldn't help but blurted out praise: "Uncle Huang is really powerful!"

Liu Bei smiled and said: "The empress dowager praises it! The divine power of the minister is nothing more than a lever, even an ordinary woman can leverage it."

Empress Dowager He had an accident again, so she asked her personal maid to test it out, and the result was exactly the same.

The four guys weighed about five hundred catties, and the palace maid who had no strength to restrain the chicken pried each other with one hand.

Pointing to the wooden block under the board, Liu Bei said: "No matter how weak the force is, if you find the right fulcrum of the lever, you can move the mountains, rivers and the earth."

Feeling that the emperor's uncle meant something, Empress Dowager He looked at her son who was still confused, thoughtfully.

When Liu Bian returned to his palace, He Xian, Yuan Tan and others surrounded him.

"Your Majesty, don't blame me this time."

Yuan Tan was inexplicably lost for a while, depressed and worried, and anxious to explain to the emperor.

"Leverage, fulcrum, four liang. Qianjun"

Liu Bian frowned and muttered, he didn't pay attention to Yuan Tan, but instead asked: "It seems that the reason why I have been frustrated repeatedly is that I didn't find the right person!"

He Xian and the others all looked ashamed and bowed their heads in silence.

But Liu Bian is not stupid, he knows not to dampen the enthusiasm of his subordinates.

"I don't blame you, well, think about it, how can you find someone who is both loyal and capable?"

Yuan Tan took the lead without hesitation and said: "Under the heavy reward, there are brave men!"

"well said!"

Liu Bian nodded, although it was common sense, he still affirmed it.

He Xian thought for a while and said, "You can find that guy's enemy, enemy, or friend. For example, today's assassin."

Liu Bian's eyes lit up, this is a very good idea.

"Well, it makes sense! Who are his enemies?"

Liu He pointed his fingers and said, "All the horse thieves in Liangzhou, Taifu's Yangzhou family, Ding Yuan, Gongsun's family in Liaodong, Zhao Chehou, um, and Yongle Palace should all be regarded as the enemies of that local turtle."

Yuan Tan laughed and said, "Don't leave behind your Youzhou shepherd!"

But Tang Mu said: "Actually, many ministers are loyal to the emperor. As long as His Majesty sends an edict, everyone will respond to it."

But Yuan Tan shook his head and said, "It's absolutely impossible! That turtle's Jin Yiwei has very good eyes and ears."

As soon as these words came out, Liu Bian and everyone nodded in agreement.

However, the little emperor also remembered another incident, so he asked He Xian: "Where is the Tianlongwei that I ordered you to form? What's wrong?"

The little emperor heard that Yongzhou Jinyiwei, Jiangdong Secret Detective Guard, and Hanzhong Rumor Department were all doing well, so he decided to secretly train his own spy team.

For this reason, Liu Bian not only realized a lot of palace collections, but also named him Tianlongwei, and authorized He Xian and others to recruit as many strange talents as possible.

However, the time is not long, just over a month, but the little emperor is impatient.

He Xian is really loyal. In such a short period of time, running around, he really recruited nearly a hundred people.

"Your Majesty, there are currently [-] people who are undergoing secret training in Huangzhuang, and there will be available people in two months."

Liu Bian also understood that the three-month special training period was based on Lingyunbao's training plan, and it couldn't be faster.

However, he felt that a hundred people were too few, so he had to get 800 people anyway.

But it takes money to support people, and the old lady is in control of the power, and she manages it to death. It is really not easy to get more money.

"Tell me, how do you get money?"

"Seller."

"Shut up, if you sell it, it will not fall into His Majesty's hands."

At present, even if there are people who buy officials, the money is in the hands of Queen Mother He.

He Xian looked at Liu He unconvinced and asked, "Then what do you think?"

Liu He came from Youzhou, and was no stranger to Liu Bei's early methods of making money.

"Look for Marquis Zhao Che, and sell mines and farms, or pastures and tea gardens. No matter how bad it is, it's still possible to get tens of thousands of rock salt."

This is a good idea, Zhao Zhong is notoriously fast, accurate and ruthless in making money.

Well, let's do it like this, the little emperor made a decisive decision and asked Tang Mu to secretly contact Zhongchang servant Zhao Zhong to get the money as soon as possible.

Liu Bei left Changle Palace and returned directly to the mansion.

Although the female family members in the Houzhai were notified that nothing happened, the wives and concubines were still anxiously waiting for their husbands.

Seeing Liu Bei coming back, he cheered and surrounded him.

Cai Yan greeted first: "Husband, what kind of thief dares to be so rampant?"

Seeing Mi Ying and Xiang Lan with their big bellies, they also came with the help of their maids.

Liu Bei laughed and said, "Ma'am, don't worry! My husband has nothing to do, that's just a stupid boy who threw a big fart firework medicine bag and was kicked away by me."

When it was Diao Chan's turn, the peerless concubine approached her husband and sniffed it. There was indeed no strong smell of fireworks.

He turned to the back again, felt it again, and felt relieved that it was indeed undamaged.

"My concubine thinks that those who dare to assassinate your husband and the general must be someone who is behind the scenes, right?"

Liu Bei did not deny that in some cases, it is very necessary to inform the truth in advance and take precautions.

"Indeed! This matter is most likely a warning! Someone has been arranged to track it down, let's see what specific progress will be made tomorrow."

While talking, Liu Bei supported Mi Ying and Xiang Lan to sit down.

Mi Ying took the opportunity to ask: "Who is it? Why did you warn your husband?"

(End of this chapter)