Big Ear Thief Selling Straw Sandals

Watching the exciting hot air balloon rising and listening to the howling in mid-air, the soldiers expressed emotion.

"My dear, if a pig can go to heaven, what's impossible?"

Pigs can go to heaven, and so can humans.

Despite the ambiguity, half an hour later, after emerging from the recovered balloon basket, the freed flying pig ran away, which is enough to prove the safety of the hot air balloon.

In order to ensure the safety of the testers, the manned experiment site was arranged in the pool at the back of the courtyard. Even if the hot air balloon accidentally missed and fell into the pool from a height of ten feet, the probability of survival was much higher than on the ground.

Zhang Mei got his wish and was the first to board the hot air balloon.

Before taking off, Liu Bei asked her what she planned to name the hot air balloon.
Zhang Mei thought about it, and decided to go up and have a look before naming it.

Liu Bei waved his hand, and the sergeant slowly released the leather rope.

Zhang Mei gradually rose from the ground, and his field of vision increased little by little. He could see the crowds, houses, courtyards, bunkers, military camps and even the Eastern Capital City in the south.

Zhang Mei looked around, his heart pounding and tears flowing freely.

It wasn't fear, but excitement that made her blood swell. She was still browsing and appreciating the vast and infinite world in a greedy way.

Because of offending the powerful, the entire family was torn apart overnight, and countless materials and classics were reduced to ashes. She always remembered the remorse and regret of the elders before they died.

I never thought that under the care of the Marquis, I could continue to study and study, and even see a world higher and farther than what my ancestors had described.

What's wrong with the past?How lucky is this life?
It turns out that all the hardships and hardships are for the betterment of the present and future!

"Father, you see, I am fine now. Don't worry, I will always be fine!"

Ma Xiu couldn't hear it clearly, so he poked Zhao Yun and asked, "Boss, what is your wife shouting up there?"

Zhao Yun rolled his eyes at him: "What did my wife say? It's none of your business?"

In short, Zhang Mei stayed until the sun was about to set, and Liu Bei had to forcefully order to take it back.

After inspection, the oil storage tank providing fuel was almost exhausted, and Liu Bei gave Zhang Mei a rare scolding.

"Safety, safety, safety always comes first! You, you must reflect deeply. Also, Zhang Mei is not allowed to participate in high-risk projects such as hot air balloons, gunpowder, and fire oil for a month!"

Ma Dai asked Zhao Yun coquettishly: "Brother Zilong, has your little wife been scolded? It's really the sun coming out of the west!"

Zhao Yun gave the boy a slap in the face: "Don't be too big or too small, you have to call me sister!"

Ma Dai immediately grimaced.

I didn't expect to lose Jingzhou by carelessness... No, the horse has stumbled. To be precise, it was a single careless move that lost everything!

From now on, I am afraid that I will be teased by little girls for the rest of my life, and it will be impossible to survive!

A big guy suddenly appeared in the Liu Family Courtyard, and the Liangzhou scouts immediately reported the latest news. Special cases were sent to Dong Zhuo's desk as soon as possible.

"Floating ball? What is this?"

Fatty Dong had not had enough sleep recently, but when he saw Liu Bei had come up with something new, he immediately got a headache.

Can't this weird big-eared thief just calm down and not get tired of doing things all day long?

After Dong Zhuo and his family knew about it, the news spread.

There is a new topic on the streets of Dongdu.

"Have you heard? The one from the northern suburbs who ascended during the day is about to become a fairy!"

"Your servant is here. It's the emperor's uncle who is holding the moon from the sky and inviting Fairy Chang'e to come to the house for a chat."

"Really? Fairy Chang'e really descended to earth?"

"That's not true. My nephew's seventh aunt's eighth aunt's brother-in-law saw it with his own eyes. It's really incredible!"

The rumors became more and more mysterious as they spread, and even the Queen Mother and the Seven Fairies came. In short, the emperor's uncle was very happy and HAPPYA today!

When the news reached Changle Palace, Empress Dowager He showed a half smile in front of Hua Tuo.

"Xianyuan?"

Hey, that’s what you’re asking?

Hua Tuo understood that Queen Mother He meant that Liu Bei did too many weird things.

"There is no wiser person than the Queen Mother! The so-called immortal destiny is mostly spread by rumors and cannot be taken seriously."

The Queen Mother wrote again: "Wu Jiao?"

Although Hua Tuo's comprehensive treatment stabilized the Queen Mother He's condition and gradually recovered, the Queen Mother He had to deal with many affairs every day and always felt that she was unable to do what she wanted.Therefore, when she heard from Zhao Zhong that Mr. Wujiao, a man with great supernatural powers, had lived in Liu Bei's house for a while, she wanted to meet Zuo Ci.

Hua Tuo had not only heard of Zuo Ci, but even had acquaintance with Zuo Ci several times in Jiujiang.

However, this half-human, half-immortal was like a divine dragon, and now he is missing. As for when and where he will show up again, no one can say for sure.

"Back to the Queen Mother, Mr. Wujiao has no fixed residence or is traveling overseas, so we are unable to invite him for the time being."

Empress Dowager He has her own espionage organization, and the news is fairly well-informed, knowing that Zuo Ci is indeed not in the capital.

Following the example of the Jin Yiwei, the Internal Investigation Department formed by Duan Gui, the Vice-Chancellor of the Central Committee, started intelligence collection in the Eastern Capital and was directly responsible to the Queen Mother.

Queen Mother He stopped asking questions and closed her eyes to receive physical therapy.

At this time, the battle at Hulao Pass was still deadlocked, with no possibility of victory for either side.

The alliance of eighteen princes often had disputes over the distribution of supplies. The prodigal Yuan Shu was fine for eating, drinking and having fun, but he was not the man to lead the group.

In order to deal with the princes from all walks of life, this guy even acquiesced in the soldiers from all walks of life to rob food and supplies. For a while, the land of Yuzhou was full of complaints and miserable.

In addition to Hulao Pass, in the territory of Sili, Zhang Fei Pangde of the Northern Army fought bloody battles against the Heishan Army, beheading Zhang Niujiao one after another, Yu Du, and three thieves in vain. In the mountains of Shangdang.

Zhang Fei hoped to catch the bandits while the iron was hot. Fortunately, Pang De was sober. When the people and the land were separated, if he could not ensure the safety of his retreat, going into the mountains to suppress the bandits would mean losing half his life first.

Under Pound's several times of persuasion, Zhang Fei finally went back home when he saw good news. Except for a small number of scouts and spies to monitor the rebels, the rest of the Northern Army returned to Beijing triumphantly.

Returning to Beijing with Zhang and Pang was Huangfu Song, a veteran of Sili Mu.

The Queen Mother did not give the old general face, and issued a harshly worded letter of accountability. She also removed his official positions as General Zuo and Zhou Mu, and ordered him to return to the court to report on his duties.

Everyone knows that Shangdang is the headquarters of the Black Mountain Army, but Bingzhou is divided from north to south, the dragons have no leader, and the Black Mountain Army invaded Sili, so Huangfusong has to carry the blame.

Zhang Fei has always had great respect for Huangfu Song. After all, when Yingchuan was suppressed, he was his eldest brother's immediate boss, and he was several levels behind him, a proper junior in the military.

The rule in the military is that once you are a senior, you will always be a senior, so he did not dare to act arrogant in front of this white old man.

"Senior, how about I ask my eldest brother to go to the palace to investigate for you?"

In fact, this is a euphemism for asking Liu Bei to ask the Queen Mother for a favor.

Huangfusong laughed and brushed off Zhang Fei's concern.

"Yide is determined! However, thunder, rain, and dew are all your kindness. There are times in life that must come, but there are times in life. Don't force it."

Seeing that the old general did not continue, Zhang Fei and Pang De could only make various speculations, and finally simply numbed themselves.

Maybe the time will come and Huangfu Songji will be safe and sound.

Upon arriving in the Eastern Capital, Huangfu Song immediately entered the palace to meet the saint.

Zhang Fei and Pang De walked all the way to the gate of Beigong, with both of their hearts clenched.

But Huangfu Song walked briskly and smoothly entered Changle Palace, knelt down in front of Queen Mother He and said hello.

"Chen, Huangfusong, ask the Empress Dowager Jin'an!"

The Queen Mother, who raised the bead curtain, faced her calmly with a half-frozen face, and wrote on the spot: "My greetings! Give me a seat and tea."

Seeing Zhao Zhong's handwriting and knowing that the Queen Mother could not speak, Huangfu Song kowtowed again.

"Thank you, Queen Mother, for your grace!"

After saying that, he stood up and sat down, took the tea cup and left it as soon as he touched it.

It is a courtesy for the royal family to give tea, just do it as a formality, don't drink it stupidly.

The Queen Mother asked: "How?"

Huangfu Song is a veteran who has been in the Eastern Capital for many years, and he knows everything.

At this moment, apart from asking questions about the court and Dong Zhuo, nothing else mattered to the Queen Mother.

"The Empress Dowager's fortune is long, and it is the fortune of the court and the people to know how to use it well! I think that even if there are young people who jump on the beam, they can only be rampant for a while, and it will not last long. The Empress Dowager does not need to worry about it."

The Queen Mother asked again: "Walking horse?"

At this time, Huangfusong seemed a little hesitant, but still gave an affirmative answer.

"The Queen Mother is wise! It is better to move than not to move!"

The queen mother smiled again: "Reflection, January." (End of this chapter)