Big Ear Thief Selling Straw Sandals

When questioned by his mother, Liu Bian said hesitantly: "It's probably [-]% or [-]% inaccurate. Anyway, the forecast said it would be sunny, but it rained in the afternoon. This is not my opinion alone. Many people said that the forecast was inaccurate. Yes, Queen Mother, I’m not telling lies! I swear!”

Queen Mother He nodded slightly and said: "If you knew how this forecast came from, you would know how naive your judgment is! Qin Tianjian archived the records of each day for ten years separately, and then calculated and added the weight. Comparing the changes in ten days, this is a huge project, the manpower and material resources spent are enough to build a city, and it is by no means as simple as you think."

Liu Xie didn't quite understand, and asked: "Mother, the children are also confused, why do we need to do this huge project? Weather changes do not seem to affect daily life."

Queen Mother He seemed to be smiling, but also seemed to be sighing.

"Because, in this way, we can ensure that the Han Dynasty will always be ahead of other civilizations!"

Queen Mother He continued: "Literature can cultivate sentiments and make life rich and colorful. But mathematics can change oneself and understand the world and even everything in the universe. Human beings can travel all over the world and reach any place in the world. The next step is to fly with the wind. Above the nine heavens. These feats all originate from mathematics."

Liu Xie asked hesitantly: "Mother, we can understand this, but does this have anything to do with Uncle Liu Huang's character?"

Queen Mother He clapped her hands, and Zuo Feng emerged from the shadows holding a cardboard box and placed four pieces of paper in front of Liu Bian, Tang Ji, Liu Xie and Fu Shou, one for each of them.

"Ten multiple-choice questions, you can choose based on your heart. This is not a test, just for leisure and entertainment."

The four of them looked at the papers with great curiosity.

Question [-]: Favorite color (red, yellow, blue, green, purple, black, white).

Question [-]: Favorite animal (horse, dog, cat, bird, insect, dragon, phoenix, lion, tiger).

Question [-]: Favorite sport (running, swimming, mountain climbing, fighting, shooting, cycling, embroidery, gardening, painting and calligraphy).

……

Question [-]: Choose your favorite job (emperor, prime minister, pirate, doctor, hunter, entertainer, scientist, professor, general).

Three-year-old children know many choices related to daily life.

The four of them looked at the Queen Mother in unison, and Queen Mother He said: "Don't look at me, just keep it for yourself when it's over."

After hearing that this test paper did not need to be handed over to their mother for review, they all breathed a sigh of relief.

They were all very simple and direct questions, and the two sons and daughters-in-law checked them with almost no effort.

Seeing that all four people had finished answering the questions, Queen Mother He nodded towards Zuo Feng.

Zuo Feng took out four more answer sheets from the box and distributed them to the four people according to each person's name.

"This is a statistical expert's prediction of your preferences. Let's compare it and see if it's accurate?"

The four of them didn't pay much attention at first, but when they saw it halfway, Tang Ji and Fu Shou covered their mouths in surprise.

At the end, Liu Xie's face turned gloomy, and Liu Xie also felt unnatural.

Empress Dowager He had a panoramic view of the expressions of the four people and said with a smile: "It is indeed uncomfortable to have someone see through your thoughts, but you live in the royal family and receive meticulous service at twelve hours a day. Your joy, anger, sorrow, and emotions have long been gone. Secret. You may be very different from who you were yesterday to who you are today, but no one can change with each passing day in five years. Many times, many things happen, and everyone’s personality determines that everyone’s choices are very limited. This It’s big data prediction, and that’s how weather forecasting comes about. It’s a science based on countless details, and it’s universally applicable.”

Liu Xie suddenly realized that even though only seven out of ten choices were correct, it also surprised him. He had never told anyone what kind of job he liked, but he was still predicted by the other party.

Yes, what he likes most is not being an emperor, but being a pirate...

To be precise, Liu Xie's heart is a man who longs to be a pirate king, riding the wind and waves across the sea, plundering merchant ships everywhere, burying treasures everywhere, and then publishing true and false treasure maps.

However, after his mother's explanation, he realized that as long as he worked hard to collect information, no one had a secret, even if he never expressed it.

Empress Dowager He suddenly looked at Liu Xie and asked, "Does Xie'er think that collecting information about important ministers and generals can prevent problems before they occur? If all states and counties are monitored, the Han Empire will be able to maintain long-term peace and stability?"

Liu Xie was startled and shook his head subconsciously.

Empress Dowager He looked at the emperor and said: "Since your father's death, even if you were raised by me, haven't you realized that every time you were nervous about lying, you would bite your lower lip? Shou'er, don't tell me, You didn’t notice.”

Fu Shou glanced at her husband and nodded awkwardly.

Liu Xie is not young anymore. He is in the period of youth fighting for victory. His head is full of black lines, and he wants to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Liu Bian laughed and said: "I also know about my brother's problem, but I didn't tell him, hahaha! Mother, you don't know what little tricks I have, right?"

Queen Mother He snorted: "What do you think? Why don't you go back and ask Aji."

Liu Bian immediately turned to his wife and asked directly: "You know? Then why didn't you tell me?"

Tang Ji blinked her beautiful eyes and said: "The prince has never asked me about it, so it probably doesn't matter. I don't care anyway."

Liu Xie quickly got rid of his shame and asked: "Mother, why can't you monitor the states and counties?"

Queen Mother He smiled strangely and asked, "Once you do that, it means you don't trust those officials, right?"

Liu Xie thought for a while and felt that although this inference was inaccurate, the difference was not big. If you trust it, there is no need to monitor it.

"Yes."

Queen Mother He asked again: "Yes, you can definitely send people to monitor all officials. Then, can you trust these monitors? Do you believe that every sentence and word they say and write is correct?"

Liu Xie would definitely not believe it, so he shook his head.

Queen Mother He asked: "So, you need to send additional monitoring personnel to monitor the monitors, right?"

Liu Xie immediately became hesitant.

Because he understands the subtext of his mother, once surveillance is launched, it means that no one can trust him in the end, and he will be a real loner.

Once surveillance is implemented, everyone will be in danger and there will be no trust between people. This will lead to a lack of national cohesion, a significant reduction in productivity, a lack of credibility in business operations, and the inability of the military to coordinate. Once invaded by a foreign enemy, the country will be It collapses, and everyone loses.

Queen Mother He finally said: "Finally, let me show you a picture and guess what it is."

Zuo Feng took out another piece of paper from the box and displayed it in front of everyone. It was a black and white pattern showing several gullies and ditch walls.

The four of them were puzzled, and Fushou, who liked the queen the most, asked tentatively: "Is it a dry field?"

Tang Ji looked at it and shook her head and said, "I have seen cracked mud before. The surface is not so undulating, and the cracks are not uniform, so it is unlikely."

Queen Mother He asked: "What if this is a person's hand?"

hand?Manpower... This is unlikely, right?
Hands and feet are seen almost every day, and no matter what, the hands are not supposed to look like this.

Queen Mother He said: "Under the microscope, the hands are like this, or in other words, the skin on the hands is like what you see."

It turned out that this was the first photograph of hand skin taken using photomicrography.

With her son and daughter-in-law gone, Queen Mother He leaned on the recliner and closed her eyes in deep thought.

She was worried that she didn't have much time left, and if she couldn't bring out her sons' potential and improve their alertness, the Liu family would fall apart.

Alas, the emperor's uncle has only been cautious in his life, but there will be a gap in every secret, time and destiny.

Army General Hospital, Special Care Ward for Senior Officials, Liu Bei was in a coma for five days, relying solely on nutrient solution and liquid food.The good news is that his physical condition is stable and his life is not in danger for the time being, but his recovery depends on God’s will.

According to doctors, bedsores can be prevented by being mentally prepared for long-term bed rest and scrubbing the patient's body every day.

Cai Yan and Diao Chan took turns keeping watch, and today it was Cai Yan's turn to wipe her husband's body and play with the jade cicada. Unexpectedly, the knot untied and the jade pendant slipped to the ground and hit the iron foot of the bed.

"Ding!"

Cai Yan knew that the jade cicada was a gift from Taoist Master Zuo Ci, and her husband always wore it close to his body.

It's funny to say that my husband has never believed in things like mystical gods and ghosts, but he believes in this jade cicada honey juice.

Picking it up from the ground, Cai Yan found that there was a crack in Yu Chan's abdomen.

Yeah, how can this be good?

In her entanglement, she didn't notice that her husband's fingers moved once, twice.

As the lightning operation expanded to cover Yuzhou, Jizhou, and Sili prefectures, a large number of lawless elements were arrested every day, and the evil spirits in society were almost eliminated.

Langya, Youlai Inn.

There were three or five tables of guests sitting in the lobby, the shopkeeper was busy keeping accounts, the waiter was busy running the hall, and the big spotted dog in the corner in front of the door was gnawing bones leisurely.

The two artists, dressed in gorgeous costumes and holding guqin and pipa, came to the inn and went up to the second floor to play music and sing for the guests.

The gurgling sound of the piano is like a spring flowing in the forest, bringing coolness, purity, and the uneven terrain between the mountains, and finally falls into the Bitan.

The sound of the piano is sometimes fast and slow, with ups and downs, bright technique, and relaxed rhythm. He is a rare piano master!

The guests at the inn could not help but be shocked, holding their breath for fear of disturbing such beautiful music.

As the performance comes to an end, the pipa seamlessly connects, jingling like jade beads into a bowl, and the crisp notes are like flying elves, while turning into a colorful and grand magic show.

Ha, the guests are very happy. They didn’t expect to hear a super-level performance for free today. It’s worth the meal.

Everyone understands that inviting such a Yiji to perform at Youlai Inn will definitely cost a lot of money. It is not known whether she is a descendant of an official or a wealthy capitalist.

The two stunning artists finished their song and received a wave of applause.

The woman who played the piano stood up and bowed to the guests as a blessing and whispered something.

The one-eyed guest sitting by the window turned his head and glanced at the two beauties, who smiled faintly and charmingly.

A bad premonition came over him, and the guest suddenly threw his wine cup and hit it at the girl holding the piano who was bowing forward. At the same time, she jumped up and threw herself out of the window.

The sudden change shocked the other guests watching on the second floor.

The harp girl did not dodge, but raised her guqin and charged forward.

Another artist pressed the button at the end of the pipa, and three darts shot out.

If the one-eyed guest continues to jump out of the window, he will definitely be shot by a dart.

The one-eyed guest was just a feint. His hands clung to the wooden board above the window, and his whole body twisted and stretched upward, and he actually avoided the inevitable assassination.

The girl holding the piano also pressed the button, and a thin needle covered the top of the window sill. When the one-eyed guest's body turned up, it was already like a taut bowstring, swinging towards the dining table next door before the flying needle struck.

However, due to his eagerness, his movements were too large, and his body fell on the table with his back, smashing the table of food and wine into pieces.

The two Yijis had already drawn out the daggers in their musical instruments and rushed forward one from the left and the other with the cold light shining and the sound of the wind piercing their ears.

The diners who were eating were stunned by the sudden life-and-death struggle.

The one-eyed guest endured the pain, rolled and kicked the lute girl, and at the same time slapped the table with both palms, stretching his body's flexibility to the limit, and barely dodged the lute girl's dagger.

The girl holding the piano tried her best to get a hit, but she also stabbed the opponent's calf with her dagger.

Trading injury for injury will hurt both sides, no matter what.

The one-eyed man did not hesitate to retract his legs, support the ground with one hand and grab the table leg with the other hand, and with a breath, he actually got his whole body under the table.

At this moment, the diners on the second floor didn't understand that an assassination had occurred. They scurried to the corners or rushed to the stairs. The screams alarmed the first floor. The shopkeepers and waiters ran to the patio and rushed to the second floor. Wait and see.

The one-eyed man is hiding under the table, making it difficult for Liang Yiji to attack directly.

One of them dropped his guqin, reached into his arms and took out a pocket "Bolanging" pistol developed by Shangjun Arsenal.

Strangely enough, no one knows why the small pistol was originally called "Bolanging". It is generally accepted that it was to commemorate Zhang Liang's heroic deeds, but no one has given convincing evidence.

It was not until the first batch of international students brought back by the United Fleet from the Kingdom of Rome that the secret was revealed. Browning was Europa's surname.

But a bigger mystery arose again. You must know that the development, production and naming of the small pistol were all before the combined fleet returned home.

Therefore, this small pistol has been full of mystery since its birth.

Of course, because of its compact shape, small recoil, and stable and accurate ballistics, this gun has become a favorite among women and is also known as the "Princess Browning."

The girl holding the piano obviously didn't want to start another big fight, so she took a gun and aimed it at the one-eyed man under the table, and shouted: "Zhou Lang Jiangdong, there is no need to hide your head and tail, come out!"

Damn it, Jiangdong Zhoulang, isn't that Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin, the boss behind the secret reconnaissance guard?

He was actually hiding in Langya without anyone noticing?
At this time, the identities of the two Yijis were clearly revealed. It could not be anyone else except Bayan, the secret guard of the Yong clan.

Bamboo, chrysanthemum, plum orchid, spring, summer, autumn and winter.

According to rumors, Ba Yan is a Japanese girl and the winner of the death training. There is news that the person behind the scenes is the first commander of the Jin Yiwei, but it cannot be verified in the end.

The diners upstairs and downstairs immediately thought of the assassination of the Prime Minister at Liuxuan Station.

The rumors were finally confirmed. Without conclusive evidence, the secret guards would not arrest the suspects with great fanfare.

Zhou Yu saw the pipa girl also taking out a pistol and sighed. How can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet?
However, today we have to bet on the bottom line of the secret guard.

"Boom!"

Two squeaking grenades were thrown out from under the table.

An Ju turned over and hung on the window sill with a gun pointed at Zhou Yu.

Mingqiu dodged and rushed to the stairs, pointing his gun under the table as well.

According to the grenade's damage range, unless Zhou Yu planned to die together, otherwise, this would be a smoke bomb.

Therefore, they blocked the entrance and exit in advance. (End of chapter)