Big Ear Thief Selling Straw Sandals

Chapter 43 Fair and Fair or Fucking Fair

In the fourth year of Zhongping, October seventeenth, three quarters of the unitary hour.

Shangjun Daying, dining hall.

Generals and non-commissioned officers lined up for dinner without discrimination.

Today's dinner is two meat, two vegetables and one soup. The staple food is millet rice and steamed buns. The dishes change a little every day, but I won't get tired of eating.

Zhang Fei, the captain of Zhongqi Zuoxiao, finally came back from Hejian Bohai Sea, and it seems that he doesn't quite adapt to the rules of the camp.

"One piece of meat is not enough to fit between the teeth, so another piece!"

The cook who cooked rice knew that the other party was Mr. Zhang, but he didn't dare to break the rules.

"Lieutenant Zhang, it is stipulated that each person can only get one piece."

"What?!"

The bull's eyes widened again. In Hejian Bohai, he monopolizes the power, saying that he does not say anything, and he still suffers from this kind of aggrieved eating meat?

"So long-winded? Let you make another piece, do you hear me?"

Mr. Zhang went into a rage, and all the soldiers gathered around to watch the fun, and there were also some good people deliberately watching the jokes.

Hearing Zhang Fei's loud voice, Zhang Liao hurried up behind him, knowing that this guy was a reckless person.

"Give another piece to the third master, and count it as my share."

Hearing this, the cook thought about it and spooned up the meat, but Zhang Fei stopped him.

"To be clear, I don't eat other people's share. It's nothing to be exposed to the wind and rain all year round, and it's nothing to run back thousands of miles. Is it too much to eat an extra piece of meat today?"

People's hearts are long, and Mr. Zhang is guarding the border for Lord Hou, and he has worked hard without credit.

When people come back from a long distance, let alone a piece of meat, even a cow is not too much!

Besides, the third master really wanted a piece of meat?After all, he is Lord Hou's brother!Don't steam the buns to steam your breath, right?
"Hit one piece, hit one piece!"

"Give the third master a piece!"

Many generals started booing, expressing their support for Zhang Fei.

Seeing that he had committed public outrage, the cook didn't dare to stand up any more, he took a spoonful of meat, and was about to pour it on Mr. Zhang's rice plate, when a voice stopped him.

"and many more!"

In astonishment, everyone turned their heads, as if a crop of leeks had been cut by a sickle, they were all shortened by half.

One of the two most terrifying organizations in Yongzhou: Yongzhou Gendarmerie Corps.

The other is the one that everyone dislikes: Yongzhou Jinyiwei.

The person who stopped him was Xu You, the captain of the gendarmerie.

When he came to Zhang Fei, Xu You smiled and said, "Lieutenant Zhang, to say credit, who here has never been on the battlefield? Speaking of hard work, who is not sweaty and injured? So, why do you want to fight more?" a piece of meat?"

Seeing that Xu You was very upset, Zhang Fei sneered and said, "Then tell me, why can't I make an extra piece?"

"According to the military regulations, regardless of whether the soldiers are treated equally, this is fair!"

"fair?"

"Yes, it's fair!"

Zhang Fei rolled his eyes, grabbed a six-foot-tall recruit, and asked, "Is it really fair that he eats the same food as I have such a small body?"

Seeing the disparity in height, everyone felt that Zhang Fei was a bit of a mess, but they couldn't refute it for a while.

Known to be quick-witted, Xu You thought about it, and fell into a misunderstanding in his thinking. He had no choice but to use military orders to suppress people.

"Military regulations regulate the entire army. How can it vary from person to person? If you don't agree, you can appeal to the state shepherd!"

Having said that, it is obviously lack of momentum.

Zhang Fei chuckled and said, "I'm a big boss, I don't know how to appeal, and I don't have the time to spare. But it's not fair, God knows, you know me, brothers know it!"

After finishing speaking, he hummed a ditty while holding the food plate, and left proudly like a proud big rooster.

Everyone at the scene wanted to laugh, but the head of the gendarmerie hadn't left yet, so they could only hold back and order food one by one silently.

Everyone understood that Mr. Zhang was deliberately finding fault with Xu You, and even lying in ambush on "fairness".

Sure enough, the military division was caught off guard.

Xu You was very angry when authority was despised and molested.

Everyone is so spoof, how will you lead the team in the future?
It would be easy for ordinary soldiers to deal with, but Mr. Zhang, apart from the lord and Mr. Guan, who can really deal with it ruthlessly?
However, thinking of the protagonist who often has amazing words and deeds, Xu You thinks that maybe he can solve the problem of the third master.

In the Hou Mansion, after reading Xu You's letter, Liu Bei felt that this was not a bad thing.

Contradictions are intensified and exposed, but it is easy to see the shortcomings. If the praise of Dongdu Song and Dance Shengping is rave, it means that the dynasty is about to come to an end.

Fairness involves everyone's interests, and it is by no means a trivial matter.

But what is fairness?But it is a highly subjective concept, or depends on the value of the judge.

Therefore, fairness will inevitably lead to the social issue of "justice", and it must conform to the most simple cognition of the public.

In the final analysis, it is a question of "people", because the natural world has only the simple philosophy of "survival of the fittest".

If we want to properly resolve the question of "whether the military regulations are fair" caused by "Zhang Fei eats meat", we can only adopt the three principles of "fairness, justice and openness".

Just as he was bowing his head in thought, he heard the tragic cry of the little witch who was suppressed under the tigress "Five Fingers Mountain" in the back house.

Hey, what a crime!
Take a walk and enter the backyard.

Sure enough, she didn't pay attention to the disheveled lady, and while pointing at a pair of female reds with disgust, she hit the little witch's palm with a bamboo piece.

He approached, glanced at the female celebrity, and praised against his will: "Ah, it looks like I have made great progress!"

Madam gave Hou Ye a dissatisfied look, and said, "It's been so long, even pigs are better than her in embroidering!"

The honest Lord Hou hurriedly confessed: "I'm not as good as Zhenji when I embroider for my husband."

"you"

The well-educated, gentle and virtuous talented woman almost choked.

Hurry up and massage the back of my wife's heart, if you really want to hold your breath, it will be a big sin.

"Ma'am, have you ever thought that the problem might not be with Zhen Ji?"

Ok?
If it doesn't show up on this girl, can it still be your problem?
However, Madam obviously has a certain understanding of her husband, since she said so, it must not be aimless.

"Whose problem does Hou Ye think? I am all ears."

Brother-in-law is like the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves the suffering. Even if there is no Liu Chan to fall, Cai Zhenji's favorability will automatically soar to [-]%.

"Okay! Zhen Ji, I'm sorry for my brother-in-law later, so forgive me!"

Hou Ye picked up Zhen Ji's appalling female celebrity in his left hand, and the template of his concubine Diao Chan in his right hand.

In contrast, the little witch herself blushed.

"Xiao Chan! Come here."

The concubine came out of the room without knowing why: "Master Hou, what's the matter?"

The right hand raised the female red: "This is yours, right?"

"It was embroidered by my concubine."

Raised his left hand: "This is what Zhen Ji has been showing off for a long time, isn't it?"

"Hmm" sounded like a mosquito buzzing.

Hou Ye asked loudly, "What does this mean?"

The three were asked stupid?

Isn't Master Hou showing off?What the hell does it mean?
Lord Hou revealed the answer: "This shows that Xiao Chan, who is ingenious and handy, has the talent to be a female celebrity, but Zhen Ji's talent is not in this aspect, so it is unfair and unreasonable to force Zhen Ji to reach Xiao Chan's level." .”

Seeing that the three of them hadn't reacted yet, Lord Hou said again: "For example, making Zhen Ji as beautiful as Xiao Chan is something that cannot be done by humans."

The concubine was very happy, the little witch's face turned dark, and the madam was angry and funny.

"But, it's a woman's duty to be a female celebrity, and she can't."

"Hey, madam's words are wrong!"

How rare!
The man dominates the outside, and the woman dominates the inside. It's only right and proper. Is the husband going to start shocking the world again?
Diao Chan asked curiously, "What's wrong with what my sister said?"

Liu Bei saw Mi Ying poking her head out of the corner of her eye, so he beckoned.

Mi Ying excitedly ran over to join the discussion on women's enlightenment in the back house of the Hou Mansion.

"People are tall, short, fat and thin. A strong man joins the army or chops firewood as a coolie. A man is thin but can read and write. It is not impossible to be a counselor, rescue the dying, heal the wounded, teach and educate people. The 360 ​​lines in the world show that not only men Only one line, women only one line."

See the picture poorly.

Lord Hou pointed to his wife: "My wife is as talented as a man in learning, especially proficient in rhythm. If you calm down, you will surely be famous in history."

Pointing to the beautiful concubine, she boasted: "Xiao Chan is good at singing and dancing, with a dexterous mind, a frown and a smile, enough to captivate the country and the city."

Pointing to Mi Ying, he smiled and said, "Xiao Ying is quick to learn, well organized, and few people can do mental calculations as fast as anyone else, so you don't have to order your money."

"Zhen Ji, hey" Looking at the little witch, Lord Qude deliberately sighed.

Zhen Ji's mood suddenly sank, as if the world lost its color and life lost its meaning.

"Odd, lively and bold, dare to break the rules, if you get the guidance of a famous teacher, you will have infinite possibilities!"

The little witch suddenly raised her head, thinking she was hallucinating.

This, mean me?
There are infinite possibilities?
Lord Hou nodded, and said with certainty: "Let Zhenji go to public school, and you'll know if you try."

The woman goes to public school to study in public?
The wife, the concubine, and the concubine all agreed that Master Hou must have a fever and talk nonsense.

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