Big Ear Thief Selling Straw Sandals
Chapter 8 Shameless scum (signed a contract, invest as soon as possible)
Chapter 8 Shameless scum (signed a contract, invest as soon as possible)
When the Han army attacked at night, the central tent of the Yellow Turban Army was still in a carnival.
The gongs in four directions sounded one after another, and Bo Cai, the coach, woke up like a dream.
Just as the others were still at a loss, Bo Cai, who had always been decisive, had made the most correct response.
He jumped up, rushed to the back tent, tore the curtain, turned over and jumped on the horse, and galloped to the rear.
As expected of a heroic BOSS commanding an army of [-], when he broke into the ranks of the Han army head-on, the subordinates in the big tent were still looking for clothes and weapons in a hurry.
It was also because Bo Cai reacted so quickly that the Cao army attacking from the rear had not yet formed a tight defense line, but he actually found a gap and got out.
Therefore, Cao Jun's more than 1000 horses just looked at the figures of Baihuahua riding horses, penetrated the array, and left without a trace.
When the cavaliers of Cao Jun realized that this guy might be the leader of the moth thief, he pulled his horse to chase after him, and Bocai had already pulled away and disappeared into the darkness.
After confirming that there were no pursuers, Bocai reined in his horse and looked back. The torches gradually closed in all directions, and the fire continued to ignite in the camp. This guy was very lucky.
If you keep the green hills, you don’t have to worry about no firewood, just wait!
Seeking benevolence and gaining benevolence, there are really people waiting, and they are waiting directly opposite Bocai.
Liu Bei, who had been dawdling in begging for a "good man to live a safe life", unexpectedly bumped into the yellow scarf coach who escaped naked by chance.
Hey, there is such avant-garde performance art now?
Curiosity finally prompted the voyeuristic Liu Maoniang to ask a soul torture.
"Friend, does the egg hurt?"
Fuck, is there still someone here? !
Bo Caihaoxuan fell off the horse, and he was relieved when he turned his head and saw a certain catwoman whose eyes were round and kept scanning.
While patting the horse to speed up, he cursed viciously: "Good dog and cat don't get in the way, get out of the way!"
"It's rude."
Seeing Bocai speeding up and coming towards him, the virtuous and virtuous cat girl stepped aside a little to get out of the fast lane.
Bo Cai snorted when it was important to escape.
This cat is wise, otherwise, it's not suitable to stay in a place of right and wrong for a long time.
Under the night, Bo Cai stepped on his spurs and passed by the cat girl like the wind.
It seems that something has been encountered, forget it, a certain adult has a lot, and some trivial matters are ignored.
Catniang Liu's curiosity came up again, she looked at Bai Huahua's back and asked again.
"Friend, doesn't it hurt?"
"What kind of useless cough cough are you!"
Before Bo Cai could finish speaking just now, he felt his throat was sweet and his lungs seemed to be split.
I reached out and touched it, and it was sticky and sticky.
Really cracked.
"what!"
Under the severe pain, Bocai's fat body fell straight down like a headlong onion.
Withdrawing the ring head knife with almost no blood stains, Liu Bei was sure that he hadn't missed just now.
Comrade police, you have to believe me, I really don't blame me!
Look at the recorder, right? I kept my hand there and didn't move at all. He bumped into it on his own initiative, purely for blackmail.
Turn the horse's head and come to the performance artist.
Bo Cai couldn't speak, the corner of his mouth was gurgling with blood foam, and the soil under his body was already soaked in blood.
But looking at his mouth shape, Liu Bei roughly guessed it.
It hurts, it hurts so much!
After Liu Bei thought about it, he still gave a piece of advice: "My friend, remember in your next life, if you drive improperly, your loved ones will cry."
Guan and Zhang collected more than a dozen elite monsters in Bocai's account, Cao Cao won nothing, and Sun Jian also killed the Quartet.
The Bocai headquarters, which had lost its command, was like a headless chicken, scurrying around and fleeing in all directions.
Huangfusong and Zhu Jun arrived with a large group and drove the rout to the next Yellow Turban barracks.
Cao Cao and Sun Jian also seized the opportunity to actively expand the results of the battle.
But the second general Guan Zhang slowed down the pace.
As long as you have enough military merit, you should not be too greedy, and it is also very important to collect property.
Haven't you seen that big brother spends money like running water, even reluctant to throw away straw sandals?
Right now, the night attack has been a great success, the Han army is in full swing, the yellow-headed moth is doomed, so let's not join in the fun.
When several Cao Jun knights dragged back Bocai's naked body, Huangfusong, Zhu Jun, Sun Jian, and Cao Cao were full of disbelief.
Seeing Liu Bei who came slowly, everyone was speechless.
If you have to say it, you can only say: My emperor is wise!
Otherwise, what can I say?
On the day this "Fortune General" arrived, one hundred thousand moth thieves were defeated.
Tens of thousands of people worked hard all night, but in the end, this guy killed the yellow scarf coach with only one knife, and won the first prize without blushing or panting.
No one would believe it, but it just happened to be so outrageous.
Holding his nose, Zuo Zhonglang will issue a military report.
The next day, Zuo Zhonglang pinched his nose again.
Last night, Captain Fuquan, who was thoughtful and courteous, made a special trip to ask for instructions, could some prisoners of war be requisitioned as his own logistics men?
General Zuo Zhonglang, who was still immersed in the joy of victory, did not think much about seeing General Fu respectful and thoughtful, and "agreed with pleasure."
What are some coolies worth?
However, the grand spectacle of three hundred armed young men with their headscarves off, and ten of them carrying a bag of grain and goods, completely ruined the general's three views.
Never expected that there would be such a shameless scum under the sect of the great Confucianist Shangshu!
However, military orders are like a mountain, with every spit and nail.
That's all, if you meet this kid in the future, just be more careful.
Zhu Jun and Cao Cao just laughed it off, thinking that "Fu Jiang" looked ugly at most.
A certain scum: Anyway, if you eat it in your mouth, it is your own. You can talk about it, and you have a lot of meat.
However, Sun Jian, the military commander, was enlightened, and hurriedly followed the path of General You Zhonglang, and imitated the 800-man luggage team.
Liu Bei felt very sorry to see his father, who disregarded his shame and refused to pay copyright fees.
At this time, if you can take a photo with Cao Sun, in the future, when you look through the photo album under the shadow of swords and swords in the Three Kingdoms struggle for hegemony, will you feel more sigh or emotion?
While Juju Liu, one of the three bullies, was thinking leisurely, another yellow-headed elite monster jumped out desperately and gave the big man a taunt.
An urgent military report was sent to Changsha: Nanyang is in danger.
Zhang Mancheng engulfed [-] believers, beheaded Chu Gong, the governor of Nanyang County, and conquered Wancheng, which was unstoppable.
The left and right Zhonglang generals immediately decided to divide the troops, Huangfusong stayed behind to chase down the rebels in Chengguo in Runan, and Zhu Jun was in charge of reinforcements in Nanyang.
Cao Cao followed Huangfusong.
Sun Jian is Zhu Jun's horse boy.
As for the "Fortune General" who loves flowers and sees flowers when driving and sees a flat tire.
Entrusted with a heavy responsibility by the chief general whose nose was getting swollen, he joined hands with General You Zhonglang to reinforce Nanyang and continue to shine.
Can't afford to offend, the old man can't afford to hide?
Zhu Jun, who is short of major generals and less than [-] people, has won the true biography of the Marquis of Huaiyin: no one will be rejected, the more the better.
In this way, Boss Cao, who was sympathetic to each other, said goodbye with tears. The big-eared thief led a group of brothers and followed You Zhonglang to Nanyang.
When they arrived in Wancheng, the situation changed.
The newly appointed Nanyang prefect Qin Jie is a fierce man who has just designed to ambush Zhang Mancheng.
The followers of the Yellow Turbans in Wancheng elected Zhao Hong as the commander, and defended Wancheng to confront Qin Jie.
Qin Jie, with 5000 men and horses, lacked siege equipment, could not be surrounded, could not be attacked, and was at a loss.
When the reinforcements arrived, the Han army finally gained some momentum when they joined forces.
Zhu Jun ordered to build equipment and prepare to attack the city.
In the eastern capital, the news of Changsha's success was circulated to the court.
The emperor Liu Hong on the imperial couch squinted upward at 45 degrees and heard the sound of wow.
Don't say it on the mouth, it's sour in my heart.
Look, look, what am I talking about?
How easy it is to use a thief to control a thief!
Of course, don't forget the well digger when drinking water.
Shang Shu Lu Zhi, who made great contributions in exterminating the Yellow Turban rebel bandits in Jizhou and cultivating "Fu Jiang", must be rewarded heavily.
Choose an auspicious day to deliver the decree: Shangshu Lu Zhi, loyal and diligent in the affairs of the monarch, Yun Wen Yun Wu, has made great achievements.From now on, lead Jizhou Mu, Jin Guangping Hou, eat three thousand households, give beautiful houses, and reward ten thousand gold.
Immediately, the Lu residence was full of guests.
Lu Yuelao, who was once a Marquis, was moved and finally made up his mind to choose a good marriage for his lover.
Catwoman Liu with a hundred claws scratching her heart: Teacher, please send me the picture of the beautiful little daughter-in-law?
Mr. Lu behind the scenes of a certain marriage website: Dear, you are a gold card member, you can browse more information about the person you like!
A smuggling pig brother: Damn, this resolution is too low, what do you think?
Marriage Network robot customer service: Dear, the supreme member can increase the dpi to 10086dpi, super value!
It's not easy to sign a contract now. It's all about the support of my friends. I didn't say anything. Lao Niu worked hard, and an update will be added at [-] o'clock in the evening.
(End of this chapter)
When the Han army attacked at night, the central tent of the Yellow Turban Army was still in a carnival.
The gongs in four directions sounded one after another, and Bo Cai, the coach, woke up like a dream.
Just as the others were still at a loss, Bo Cai, who had always been decisive, had made the most correct response.
He jumped up, rushed to the back tent, tore the curtain, turned over and jumped on the horse, and galloped to the rear.
As expected of a heroic BOSS commanding an army of [-], when he broke into the ranks of the Han army head-on, the subordinates in the big tent were still looking for clothes and weapons in a hurry.
It was also because Bo Cai reacted so quickly that the Cao army attacking from the rear had not yet formed a tight defense line, but he actually found a gap and got out.
Therefore, Cao Jun's more than 1000 horses just looked at the figures of Baihuahua riding horses, penetrated the array, and left without a trace.
When the cavaliers of Cao Jun realized that this guy might be the leader of the moth thief, he pulled his horse to chase after him, and Bocai had already pulled away and disappeared into the darkness.
After confirming that there were no pursuers, Bocai reined in his horse and looked back. The torches gradually closed in all directions, and the fire continued to ignite in the camp. This guy was very lucky.
If you keep the green hills, you don’t have to worry about no firewood, just wait!
Seeking benevolence and gaining benevolence, there are really people waiting, and they are waiting directly opposite Bocai.
Liu Bei, who had been dawdling in begging for a "good man to live a safe life", unexpectedly bumped into the yellow scarf coach who escaped naked by chance.
Hey, there is such avant-garde performance art now?
Curiosity finally prompted the voyeuristic Liu Maoniang to ask a soul torture.
"Friend, does the egg hurt?"
Fuck, is there still someone here? !
Bo Caihaoxuan fell off the horse, and he was relieved when he turned his head and saw a certain catwoman whose eyes were round and kept scanning.
While patting the horse to speed up, he cursed viciously: "Good dog and cat don't get in the way, get out of the way!"
"It's rude."
Seeing Bocai speeding up and coming towards him, the virtuous and virtuous cat girl stepped aside a little to get out of the fast lane.
Bo Cai snorted when it was important to escape.
This cat is wise, otherwise, it's not suitable to stay in a place of right and wrong for a long time.
Under the night, Bo Cai stepped on his spurs and passed by the cat girl like the wind.
It seems that something has been encountered, forget it, a certain adult has a lot, and some trivial matters are ignored.
Catniang Liu's curiosity came up again, she looked at Bai Huahua's back and asked again.
"Friend, doesn't it hurt?"
"What kind of useless cough cough are you!"
Before Bo Cai could finish speaking just now, he felt his throat was sweet and his lungs seemed to be split.
I reached out and touched it, and it was sticky and sticky.
Really cracked.
"what!"
Under the severe pain, Bocai's fat body fell straight down like a headlong onion.
Withdrawing the ring head knife with almost no blood stains, Liu Bei was sure that he hadn't missed just now.
Comrade police, you have to believe me, I really don't blame me!
Look at the recorder, right? I kept my hand there and didn't move at all. He bumped into it on his own initiative, purely for blackmail.
Turn the horse's head and come to the performance artist.
Bo Cai couldn't speak, the corner of his mouth was gurgling with blood foam, and the soil under his body was already soaked in blood.
But looking at his mouth shape, Liu Bei roughly guessed it.
It hurts, it hurts so much!
After Liu Bei thought about it, he still gave a piece of advice: "My friend, remember in your next life, if you drive improperly, your loved ones will cry."
Guan and Zhang collected more than a dozen elite monsters in Bocai's account, Cao Cao won nothing, and Sun Jian also killed the Quartet.
The Bocai headquarters, which had lost its command, was like a headless chicken, scurrying around and fleeing in all directions.
Huangfusong and Zhu Jun arrived with a large group and drove the rout to the next Yellow Turban barracks.
Cao Cao and Sun Jian also seized the opportunity to actively expand the results of the battle.
But the second general Guan Zhang slowed down the pace.
As long as you have enough military merit, you should not be too greedy, and it is also very important to collect property.
Haven't you seen that big brother spends money like running water, even reluctant to throw away straw sandals?
Right now, the night attack has been a great success, the Han army is in full swing, the yellow-headed moth is doomed, so let's not join in the fun.
When several Cao Jun knights dragged back Bocai's naked body, Huangfusong, Zhu Jun, Sun Jian, and Cao Cao were full of disbelief.
Seeing Liu Bei who came slowly, everyone was speechless.
If you have to say it, you can only say: My emperor is wise!
Otherwise, what can I say?
On the day this "Fortune General" arrived, one hundred thousand moth thieves were defeated.
Tens of thousands of people worked hard all night, but in the end, this guy killed the yellow scarf coach with only one knife, and won the first prize without blushing or panting.
No one would believe it, but it just happened to be so outrageous.
Holding his nose, Zuo Zhonglang will issue a military report.
The next day, Zuo Zhonglang pinched his nose again.
Last night, Captain Fuquan, who was thoughtful and courteous, made a special trip to ask for instructions, could some prisoners of war be requisitioned as his own logistics men?
General Zuo Zhonglang, who was still immersed in the joy of victory, did not think much about seeing General Fu respectful and thoughtful, and "agreed with pleasure."
What are some coolies worth?
However, the grand spectacle of three hundred armed young men with their headscarves off, and ten of them carrying a bag of grain and goods, completely ruined the general's three views.
Never expected that there would be such a shameless scum under the sect of the great Confucianist Shangshu!
However, military orders are like a mountain, with every spit and nail.
That's all, if you meet this kid in the future, just be more careful.
Zhu Jun and Cao Cao just laughed it off, thinking that "Fu Jiang" looked ugly at most.
A certain scum: Anyway, if you eat it in your mouth, it is your own. You can talk about it, and you have a lot of meat.
However, Sun Jian, the military commander, was enlightened, and hurriedly followed the path of General You Zhonglang, and imitated the 800-man luggage team.
Liu Bei felt very sorry to see his father, who disregarded his shame and refused to pay copyright fees.
At this time, if you can take a photo with Cao Sun, in the future, when you look through the photo album under the shadow of swords and swords in the Three Kingdoms struggle for hegemony, will you feel more sigh or emotion?
While Juju Liu, one of the three bullies, was thinking leisurely, another yellow-headed elite monster jumped out desperately and gave the big man a taunt.
An urgent military report was sent to Changsha: Nanyang is in danger.
Zhang Mancheng engulfed [-] believers, beheaded Chu Gong, the governor of Nanyang County, and conquered Wancheng, which was unstoppable.
The left and right Zhonglang generals immediately decided to divide the troops, Huangfusong stayed behind to chase down the rebels in Chengguo in Runan, and Zhu Jun was in charge of reinforcements in Nanyang.
Cao Cao followed Huangfusong.
Sun Jian is Zhu Jun's horse boy.
As for the "Fortune General" who loves flowers and sees flowers when driving and sees a flat tire.
Entrusted with a heavy responsibility by the chief general whose nose was getting swollen, he joined hands with General You Zhonglang to reinforce Nanyang and continue to shine.
Can't afford to offend, the old man can't afford to hide?
Zhu Jun, who is short of major generals and less than [-] people, has won the true biography of the Marquis of Huaiyin: no one will be rejected, the more the better.
In this way, Boss Cao, who was sympathetic to each other, said goodbye with tears. The big-eared thief led a group of brothers and followed You Zhonglang to Nanyang.
When they arrived in Wancheng, the situation changed.
The newly appointed Nanyang prefect Qin Jie is a fierce man who has just designed to ambush Zhang Mancheng.
The followers of the Yellow Turbans in Wancheng elected Zhao Hong as the commander, and defended Wancheng to confront Qin Jie.
Qin Jie, with 5000 men and horses, lacked siege equipment, could not be surrounded, could not be attacked, and was at a loss.
When the reinforcements arrived, the Han army finally gained some momentum when they joined forces.
Zhu Jun ordered to build equipment and prepare to attack the city.
In the eastern capital, the news of Changsha's success was circulated to the court.
The emperor Liu Hong on the imperial couch squinted upward at 45 degrees and heard the sound of wow.
Don't say it on the mouth, it's sour in my heart.
Look, look, what am I talking about?
How easy it is to use a thief to control a thief!
Of course, don't forget the well digger when drinking water.
Shang Shu Lu Zhi, who made great contributions in exterminating the Yellow Turban rebel bandits in Jizhou and cultivating "Fu Jiang", must be rewarded heavily.
Choose an auspicious day to deliver the decree: Shangshu Lu Zhi, loyal and diligent in the affairs of the monarch, Yun Wen Yun Wu, has made great achievements.From now on, lead Jizhou Mu, Jin Guangping Hou, eat three thousand households, give beautiful houses, and reward ten thousand gold.
Immediately, the Lu residence was full of guests.
Lu Yuelao, who was once a Marquis, was moved and finally made up his mind to choose a good marriage for his lover.
Catwoman Liu with a hundred claws scratching her heart: Teacher, please send me the picture of the beautiful little daughter-in-law?
Mr. Lu behind the scenes of a certain marriage website: Dear, you are a gold card member, you can browse more information about the person you like!
A smuggling pig brother: Damn, this resolution is too low, what do you think?
Marriage Network robot customer service: Dear, the supreme member can increase the dpi to 10086dpi, super value!
It's not easy to sign a contract now. It's all about the support of my friends. I didn't say anything. Lao Niu worked hard, and an update will be added at [-] o'clock in the evening.
(End of this chapter)
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