Big Ear Thief Selling Straw Sandals

Chapter 84
The reason why Sun Jian came to Dongdu to steal the tower was mainly because Xu You, on behalf of the big-eared thief, begged for favors from Wancheng.

In addition, after bargaining, the Empress Dowager agreed that Sun Jian should return to the town of Kuaiji in all his clothes.

Therefore, Sun Jian made up his mind to vote.

Early in the morning, plainclothes were sent into the city, and when the general left the city to the north, the inside and the outside took down the south gate. Sun Jian and Xu You led three thousand soldiers and went straight to the palace.

The main elites have all gone to attack the Yongzhou army, and the second-rate guards who stayed behind are not even considered as opponents of the tiger of Changsha and the wolf of Xuzhou.

An hour later, they invaded the palace and blocked the Empress Dowager Dong and the new emperor Liu Xie in Yongle Palace.

Looking at the resplendent palace complex and hundreds of court ladies, Zang Ba Sun Guan, who has never changed his thieves, is ready to slobber.

Mudi, behind the two thieves, a gloomy voice sounded.

"Beauties are like clouds, and the floor is full of gold and silver. You can't sleep without grabbing one, right?"

Zang Ba Sun Guan nodded subconsciously.

"Hmmm. Huh?"

The two turned their heads, and the most ruthless guy in the big man, Xu You.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

The two of them felt a chill in their hearts, put oil on the soles of their feet, and ran to guard the palace gate.

Seeing the gold and silver all over the floor, like a cloud of beauties, Xu You couldn't help drooling.

The more I look at it, the more excited I am, I really want to take it home!
But, dare not.

Lord Hou explained that every plant and tree in the palace is good, who would dare to chop it off.

General Wen Tao Wu Lue, dispatch troops quickly, lose quickly, and come back quickly.

However, Sun Jian, who is the overlord, is not easy to get along with.

The four gates of the imperial city were closed tightly, swords were drawn, and the banner of the "Red Cross" was hung up pretendingly.

"Oh, the general is back!"

He Jin was angry and anxious, and shouted: "Sun Manzi, open the door! Otherwise, we will attack by force!"

Sun Jian shrugged, pointed to the huge flag and said, "Our ministry is a member of the Red Cross Society, and temporarily requisitioned the palace as a field hospital, which is protected by the Geneva Convention."

He Jin spat out a mouthful of old blood.

I'm going to your mother's Red Cross, attack the city!
But with two thousand cavalry and no equipment, the imperial city was well defended. Sun Jian, Zang Ba, and Sun Guan were both veterans in battle. After struggling for more than half an hour, General He could only lose his troops and become furious.

After repelling Dong Zhuo and persuading the abandoned Zhongyang Army to surrender, Liu Bei led the army to protect Empress Dowager He and Emperor Liu Bian, and entered the Eastern Capital.

Wherever they went, all the northern and southern armies in Xiyuan surrendered.

The general was surrounded outside the palace gate, in a dilemma.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the two thousand relatives abandoned their weapons and surrendered, kneeling on the ground.

At this point in the court battle, the winner has already been decided.

So, one after another, loyal and upright bosses showed up one after another, hurried over to show their loyalty to the queen mother and the emperor, and denounced the general for his domineering.

Empress Dowager He, who was dressed in fine clothes, dealt with them one by one with a smile.

In the end, the decree was delivered: move to the province and regain control of the court.

Sun Jian hurriedly opened the palace gate, and brought a group of young horses to greet him on their knees.

When passing by the general who was ashen-faced but still wringing his neck, Queen Mother He sighed.

"We came from Nanyang because of our poverty. We depended on the favor of the late emperor to get rich. Today, how difficult are the state affairs and family affairs? Brother, once he was in power, he didn't think of the king's kindness or his own faults. disappointed!"

He Jin heard the words, the past is vivid in his mind.

Especially with his mother and younger siblings, they fled from Nanyang to Dongdu. The whole family almost starved to death. At that time, they only hoped to have a full meal.

why?

Why did it come to this point today?
The twisted head finally lowered, eyes filled with regret.

After scolding her elder brother, Empress Dowager He ignited her fighting spirit and started driving again.

Ahead, there is another lifelong enemy waiting.

Empress Dowager He is in front, and the emperor is behind.

Then there are a group of bigwigs in the court, and the grand master Lu Zhi is doing his part.

In front of the palace gate, Liu Bei and Tai Fu Yuan Ji met unexpectedly.

According to the rules, the general and the Tai Tuo were both involved in the bookkeeping, but He Jin made a mistake, so Yuan Ji should enter the palace second.

However, Liu Bei was very interested in this white-faced scholar-like Taifu.

So, he took a step forward, took up half of the palace gate, and deliberately stood proudly with his sword, wanting to see how the other party would respond.

All the people present were old foxes, who couldn't understand this scene.

Yongzhou Mu, general of Zhenbei, commander in chief of northern soldiers and horses, Shangjunhou, has won the trust of the Empress Dowager and the emperor, and will definitely be reused.

Grand Tutor Yuan Ji is young but steady, with a good family background and a strong foundation, but this time his position is vacillating, so he will not be pleased by the two supreme beings.

Yuan Ji also took a step forward, and said loudly with a smile: "Spending a surprise army to break the coalition army, and returning the capital to the Queen Mother, it can be said that we are trying our best to turn the tide and help the building to collapse! The prefectural animal husbandry work will be restored, please accept Yuan Ji's gift!"

After finishing speaking, he bowed deeply to Liu Bei in public.

Standing up after the ceremony, Yuan Ji's face remained unchanged, and he still stretched out his hand forward with a smile, and said, "Zhou Mu, please first!"

Those who can bend and stretch are called men.

There are thousands of roads, and only those with a public mind can accomplish things.

Only then did the bigwigs realize that it was not unreasonable for Yuan Ji to become the head of the Yuan family and take the position of grand tutor.

There are really few people who can do this kind of demeanor without being shocked by honor or shame, let alone the dejected General He.

Yuan Ji showed the demeanor of a celebrity, and immediately compared the vulgar and arrogant big-eared thief.

Alas, Wu Fu is Wu Fu!

Unexpectedly, under Yuan Jili's praise from the heroes, Liu Bei also smiled slightly, and turned to He Jin.

"The great general is the closest relative of the empress dowager, who assists the monarchy, records the affairs of the minister, and is the pillar of the court. He has worked hard and made great achievements, and he is the first to reason. Please!"

He Jin trembled all over, raised his head in surprise, and saw Liu Bei smiling and nodding.

Manchao boss, confused by this coquettish operation, was as surprised and shocked as He Jin himself.

He Jin asked hesitantly: "This is me, Queen Mother"

Liu Bei smiled and said: "The queen mother is kind, and the mother respects the world. As long as the general knows his mistakes and can correct them, he will be kind. Please!"

Only then did He Jin realize that it must be Da Er. Bah, bah, bah, Mr. Xuande gave him a hand for his sister's sake.

Reciprocate, play a full set of acting.

He Jin nodded, and said loudly: "This crime is all due to He being deceived by a villain. If Xuande hadn't stopped him in time, I would have no redemption in a hundred deaths. Please accept my obeisance!"

As he was about to kneel down, Liu Bei hurried forward to hold him back, and it took a long time to make excuses before it was considered a deal.

He Jin regained his confidence, and after scanning the crowd, he intimately pulled Liu Bei into the palace together.

Before entering the palace gate, Liu Bei glanced at Yuan Ji with a half-smile.

Xiao Mian, I want to take advantage of me, and tell you to steal chickens without losing money.

Seeing that He Jin joined hands with the big-eared thief and entered the palace before himself, Yuan Ji felt helpless.

The original intention was to make the other party look ugly and expose his wolfish and ambitious nature, but the other party used his strength to resolve the invisible without showing any traces.

What a hero in troubled times!
Now there is no need to be modest, Yuan Ji, Ma Rixun, Liu Hong, Huang Wan, Zhao Qi, Zhang Xi, Yang Biao, Han Fu and others entered the palace in an orderly manner.

When all the bosses had entered, Sun Jian gritted his teeth, quietly hung at the end of the line, and followed.

In front of the Yongle Palace, Empress Dowager He is dressed in luxurious clothes, with an overwhelming sense of luxury.

"Notify the empress dowager, daughter-in-law and emperor, come to say hello!"

Hearing that Mrs. He came to demonstrate, the silver-haired Mrs. Dong was wearing a uniform and said casually: "Let her come, and all the ministers will come too."

The servant came to the Empress Dowager He and said: "The Empress Dowager's order: The Empress Dowager He and King Yong Liu Bian will enter the palace to have an audience. I will pass on to all ministers to enter the palace to have an audience."

Empress Dowager He curled her lips, probably guessing what her mother-in-law was planning.

Well, history is written by the victors!

And let you get through your oral addiction first, and then drive you out of your seat to take care of yourself later.

Entering Yongle Palace, Mrs. Dong and Liu Xiong sat on the couch.

Everyone paid respects to the Empress Dowager according to etiquette, and then restored her position.

Dong immediately asked sharply, "Why don't you visit the Son of Heaven?"

Empress Dowager He took a step forward and pushed back immediately.

"The daughter-in-law is walking with the emperor, and the ministers have already paid homage to her just now, so naturally there is no need to do so again."

Dong immediately sneered: "The emperor of Han is clearly with me, so where are the other emperors, cats and dogs?"

Empress Dowager He opened her eyes wide and suppressed her anger to retort.

"There is only one son of Emperor Guangxi, presumably the empress mother made a mistake, right?"

Dong Shi looked around at the ministers and smiled faintly.

"My palace is not mistaken. Emperor Guangxi has long since abdicated, and now he is Emperor Yonghan. If you don't believe me, you can ask the ministers."

As he spoke, he took out the "Persuasion Form" signed by the ministers, and read: "He Jin, Yuan Ji, Ma Rixun, Liu Hong, Lu Zhi. Do you recognize it or not?"

Empress Dowager He was heartbroken, and stared at her brother bitterly.

He Jin knew that he was overplaying, so he lowered his head.

All the ministers looked at each other in blank dismay. Although it was the evil result of the general playing a scoundrel, he couldn't help feeling ashamed to be held by the empress dowager.

From a procedural point of view, this form of persuasion is in line with the court's laws and should be deemed valid.

However, without the signatures of Empress Dowager He and Emperor Liu Bian, it can also be considered invalid.

Besides, who can get in the way when the mother-in-law talks about the housework that the mother-in-law manages and the daughter-in-law handles?

Suddenly, amidst the awkward stalemate, a thief's voice sounded.

"Well, I have a word, I don't know whether to be an oar or not?"

　New week, come on, work hard!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)