Forced into a romantic relationship
Chapter 50 Do You Think I'm Stupid
Chapter 50 Do You Think I'm Stupid
Early the next morning, Han Zhou got up on time at 07:30. He planned to go out after washing up, but suddenly remembered that today was the day of Mo Yixia's test.
Before the test results came out, he didn't need to go to the other party's house to work for the time being. He felt like waiting for the imperial edict to be called at any time, so he simply fell asleep again.
Han Zhou's life in the past was very regular. No matter whether he was going to school or not, he would wake up very early. The schedule was quite tight, and he had to make special changes to his status. He rarely had time to sleep in, so this sleep was particularly comfortable. until woken up by the heat.
It’s not because the fan doesn’t work hard. It’s just that the weather is so hot that even the wind blowing out is hot. It’s incomparable to an air conditioner. I heard that there will be a drop in temperature at the end of the month, but I don’t know if it’s true.
"The air conditioner must be replaced today next year."
Han Zhou's forehead was sweating, and he got up and took a shower. The bruise on his left eye in the mirror seemed to be a little lighter than yesterday. He cooked a bowl of noodles for breakfast, and it was past ten o'clock after eating.
"There's nothing to do now, I'm not used to it..."
The test that Mo Yixia is going to face is a set of test papers. It is said that Jiang Baiqian will ask a friend who is a teacher to help correct it. It should be out in the afternoon.
Han Zhou stretched himself, took a book to read on the bed, glanced at the time from time to time, and became inexplicably nervous, feeling even more anxious than when he checked his college entrance examination results not long ago.
If he still doesn't get any news by two o'clock, then he plans to go to Zhong Ling. He doesn't like this feeling of doing nothing.
The main purpose of reading books is to test whether there is a limit to the ability of "photographic memory", but judging from the current feelings, the limit may exist, but it is definitely far away.
At this moment, the phone suddenly made a sound, Han Zhou quickly unlocked it and checked, and found that the message was from Lin Anyu, he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.
And after reading the content of the news, he was even more disappointed.
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
Han Zhou's face darkened, and he wondered why this kid went crazy so early in the morning. He originally wanted to reply "Aren't you stupid, don't you have a clue?", but felt that typing so many words would be a waste of time, so he decided to Replace it with "um".
"Hmm" was a bit of a waste of time, so he simply put a question mark.
simple and clear.
Lin Anyu replied quickly, but he didn't seem to intend to continue the topic, but asked instead: "What do you think of me?"
Han Zhou was taken aback, but before he could reply, Lin Anyu immediately sent another message: "Forget it, good night, go to bed early."
What's the mess?
Han Zhou stared at the phone and remained silent for half a minute. He couldn't help it, and sent a message asking, "What are you fuming about?"
Lin Anyu didn't move, and it took more than ten minutes before he returned a shocked expression and explained: "I'm sorry, the message was sent in a group, and you were selected by accident."
Han Zhou knew this was the case, and replied with a sigh, "I guess, but what are you trying to do?"
Lin Anyu seemed to be in high spirits, and quickly sent a large message: "You don't understand, this is a new method I learned recently to test whether a girl likes me, just use the few messages I just sent You can test it out, want to learn?"
"Do not want to."
Lin Anyu didn't even look at Han Zhou's reply, and sent a message on his own: "I know you want to, so learn from it. First, you send a girl 'do you think I'm stupid', and if she answers 'stupid' ', 'What's the matter', 'I don't think so', it means that you two are having fun and she has a crush on you; but if the other party just replied with a question mark, then you may be hanging."
"Then, you send the girl 'how do you think of me', 'forget it, good night, go to bed early' like I just did, don't miss a single punctuation mark, and then look at the phone after a while, if the other party replies More than three messages to ask or answer you, it means that the two of you have a good chance to succeed; on the contrary, if she only replies with a message of "yes" and has no intention of continuing the topic, it means that she is not interested in you. got it?"
After Lin Anyu posted these, he remained silent, as if he wanted his "apprentice" to digest the experience by himself.
Han Zhou quickly finished reading this guy's so-called test method, and he had reservations about it. A girl's mind is not so simple, and she shouldn't be able to tell anything in a few words.
He wasn't interested in these things, but he was rather curious about how the girls who received the group messages replied to Lin Anyu.
"How many people did you send to?" he asked.
"No, there may be more than a dozen girls." Lin Anyu replied quickly.
"Then how did they answer you?"
Lin Anyu didn't reply for a long time, and he didn't know if it was because he didn't see it.
Han Zhou typed a line on the phone.
"If I'm not mistaken, many of these girls answered you with the word 'stupid'."
Lin Anyu turned pale with shock, and instead of pretending to be dead, asked quickly, "How do you know?"
I have to say that the word idiot still hurts people, and he was really embarrassed to tell Han Zhou about it just now.
"Because I almost couldn't help scolding you."
After a pause, Han Zhou replied angrily, "It's morning, only an idiot would pick this time to say good night to someone! Why should you post your next news at night?"
Lin Anyu was struck by lightning.
After a long while, he said as if he had just woken up from a dream: "So that's it. The video did say that this sentence will be posted at night, but I was anxious to know whether they like me or not..."
No, if you are so stupid and ask others if you are stupid, this is not asking for humiliation, what is it...
Han Zhou can basically be sure of one thing now, that is, Lin Anyu doesn't know how to chase girls at all, and the flirtation that day was even more messy.
At this moment, Lin Anyu suddenly urged: "By the way, Han Zhou, why don't you take these few pieces of news to ask Gu Zheng?"
Han Zhou frowned: "Why ask her?"
"Mainly because I want to see how she will reply to you."
Han Zhou was taken aback, his expression suddenly turned a bit weird, and he asked, "You didn't even miss the guzheng in your group messages, did you?"
"Unexpected accident." Lin Anyu was a little embarrassed, "I accidentally chose the wrong person, and only sent the first message, and it was too late when I wanted to withdraw it."
Han Zhou became interested: "How about Guzheng?"
"I didn't say anything, I just sent me a screenshot of the report card of the last unified examination in the class, and marked my 21st place in red... Really, how can IQ be simply measured by grades?"
Lin Anyu was very upset.
Han Zhou pondered for a moment: "I think she simply doesn't want to spend time thinking about how to reply to you..."
"..."
After a long while, Lin Anyu said in grief and indignation, "No, you can also ask Guzheng this question, I want to see how she responds to you!"
Han Zhou shook his head: "Do you think Guzheng won't feel a problem after seeing two identical questions in a short period of time?"
Han Zhou resolutely rejected Lin Anyu's pleading, even though the latter offered a meal in exchange.
But he was actually a little curious, so he sent a message to Guzheng.
"Do you think I'm smart?"
Guzheng returned almost instantly.
"Not as smart as me, why ask this?"
Followed by a villain expression with hands folded.
Sure enough, this guy would say that... Han Zhou smiled, put down his phone and continued reading.
Time hurriedly arrived at twelve noon, Jiang Baiqian suddenly called, Han Zhou answered immediately, but the person on the other end of the phone was not Jiang Baiqian, but Mo Yixia.
Her tone was light, and she said something that surprised Han Zhou——
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
(End of this chapter)
Early the next morning, Han Zhou got up on time at 07:30. He planned to go out after washing up, but suddenly remembered that today was the day of Mo Yixia's test.
Before the test results came out, he didn't need to go to the other party's house to work for the time being. He felt like waiting for the imperial edict to be called at any time, so he simply fell asleep again.
Han Zhou's life in the past was very regular. No matter whether he was going to school or not, he would wake up very early. The schedule was quite tight, and he had to make special changes to his status. He rarely had time to sleep in, so this sleep was particularly comfortable. until woken up by the heat.
It’s not because the fan doesn’t work hard. It’s just that the weather is so hot that even the wind blowing out is hot. It’s incomparable to an air conditioner. I heard that there will be a drop in temperature at the end of the month, but I don’t know if it’s true.
"The air conditioner must be replaced today next year."
Han Zhou's forehead was sweating, and he got up and took a shower. The bruise on his left eye in the mirror seemed to be a little lighter than yesterday. He cooked a bowl of noodles for breakfast, and it was past ten o'clock after eating.
"There's nothing to do now, I'm not used to it..."
The test that Mo Yixia is going to face is a set of test papers. It is said that Jiang Baiqian will ask a friend who is a teacher to help correct it. It should be out in the afternoon.
Han Zhou stretched himself, took a book to read on the bed, glanced at the time from time to time, and became inexplicably nervous, feeling even more anxious than when he checked his college entrance examination results not long ago.
If he still doesn't get any news by two o'clock, then he plans to go to Zhong Ling. He doesn't like this feeling of doing nothing.
The main purpose of reading books is to test whether there is a limit to the ability of "photographic memory", but judging from the current feelings, the limit may exist, but it is definitely far away.
At this moment, the phone suddenly made a sound, Han Zhou quickly unlocked it and checked, and found that the message was from Lin Anyu, he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.
And after reading the content of the news, he was even more disappointed.
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
Han Zhou's face darkened, and he wondered why this kid went crazy so early in the morning. He originally wanted to reply "Aren't you stupid, don't you have a clue?", but felt that typing so many words would be a waste of time, so he decided to Replace it with "um".
"Hmm" was a bit of a waste of time, so he simply put a question mark.
simple and clear.
Lin Anyu replied quickly, but he didn't seem to intend to continue the topic, but asked instead: "What do you think of me?"
Han Zhou was taken aback, but before he could reply, Lin Anyu immediately sent another message: "Forget it, good night, go to bed early."
What's the mess?
Han Zhou stared at the phone and remained silent for half a minute. He couldn't help it, and sent a message asking, "What are you fuming about?"
Lin Anyu didn't move, and it took more than ten minutes before he returned a shocked expression and explained: "I'm sorry, the message was sent in a group, and you were selected by accident."
Han Zhou knew this was the case, and replied with a sigh, "I guess, but what are you trying to do?"
Lin Anyu seemed to be in high spirits, and quickly sent a large message: "You don't understand, this is a new method I learned recently to test whether a girl likes me, just use the few messages I just sent You can test it out, want to learn?"
"Do not want to."
Lin Anyu didn't even look at Han Zhou's reply, and sent a message on his own: "I know you want to, so learn from it. First, you send a girl 'do you think I'm stupid', and if she answers 'stupid' ', 'What's the matter', 'I don't think so', it means that you two are having fun and she has a crush on you; but if the other party just replied with a question mark, then you may be hanging."
"Then, you send the girl 'how do you think of me', 'forget it, good night, go to bed early' like I just did, don't miss a single punctuation mark, and then look at the phone after a while, if the other party replies More than three messages to ask or answer you, it means that the two of you have a good chance to succeed; on the contrary, if she only replies with a message of "yes" and has no intention of continuing the topic, it means that she is not interested in you. got it?"
After Lin Anyu posted these, he remained silent, as if he wanted his "apprentice" to digest the experience by himself.
Han Zhou quickly finished reading this guy's so-called test method, and he had reservations about it. A girl's mind is not so simple, and she shouldn't be able to tell anything in a few words.
He wasn't interested in these things, but he was rather curious about how the girls who received the group messages replied to Lin Anyu.
"How many people did you send to?" he asked.
"No, there may be more than a dozen girls." Lin Anyu replied quickly.
"Then how did they answer you?"
Lin Anyu didn't reply for a long time, and he didn't know if it was because he didn't see it.
Han Zhou typed a line on the phone.
"If I'm not mistaken, many of these girls answered you with the word 'stupid'."
Lin Anyu turned pale with shock, and instead of pretending to be dead, asked quickly, "How do you know?"
I have to say that the word idiot still hurts people, and he was really embarrassed to tell Han Zhou about it just now.
"Because I almost couldn't help scolding you."
After a pause, Han Zhou replied angrily, "It's morning, only an idiot would pick this time to say good night to someone! Why should you post your next news at night?"
Lin Anyu was struck by lightning.
After a long while, he said as if he had just woken up from a dream: "So that's it. The video did say that this sentence will be posted at night, but I was anxious to know whether they like me or not..."
No, if you are so stupid and ask others if you are stupid, this is not asking for humiliation, what is it...
Han Zhou can basically be sure of one thing now, that is, Lin Anyu doesn't know how to chase girls at all, and the flirtation that day was even more messy.
At this moment, Lin Anyu suddenly urged: "By the way, Han Zhou, why don't you take these few pieces of news to ask Gu Zheng?"
Han Zhou frowned: "Why ask her?"
"Mainly because I want to see how she will reply to you."
Han Zhou was taken aback, his expression suddenly turned a bit weird, and he asked, "You didn't even miss the guzheng in your group messages, did you?"
"Unexpected accident." Lin Anyu was a little embarrassed, "I accidentally chose the wrong person, and only sent the first message, and it was too late when I wanted to withdraw it."
Han Zhou became interested: "How about Guzheng?"
"I didn't say anything, I just sent me a screenshot of the report card of the last unified examination in the class, and marked my 21st place in red... Really, how can IQ be simply measured by grades?"
Lin Anyu was very upset.
Han Zhou pondered for a moment: "I think she simply doesn't want to spend time thinking about how to reply to you..."
"..."
After a long while, Lin Anyu said in grief and indignation, "No, you can also ask Guzheng this question, I want to see how she responds to you!"
Han Zhou shook his head: "Do you think Guzheng won't feel a problem after seeing two identical questions in a short period of time?"
Han Zhou resolutely rejected Lin Anyu's pleading, even though the latter offered a meal in exchange.
But he was actually a little curious, so he sent a message to Guzheng.
"Do you think I'm smart?"
Guzheng returned almost instantly.
"Not as smart as me, why ask this?"
Followed by a villain expression with hands folded.
Sure enough, this guy would say that... Han Zhou smiled, put down his phone and continued reading.
Time hurriedly arrived at twelve noon, Jiang Baiqian suddenly called, Han Zhou answered immediately, but the person on the other end of the phone was not Jiang Baiqian, but Mo Yixia.
Her tone was light, and she said something that surprised Han Zhou——
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
(End of this chapter)
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