Forced into a romantic relationship
Chapter 542 This world feels unfamiliar to me
When Han Zhou found Xiao Yixia, the girl was sitting alone on a stone bench outside the venue, her head slightly lowered, intently flipping through the comic book in her hand.
Surrounded by a bustling crowd and a cacophony of noise, she seemed to exist in another world, so quiet that she appeared completely detached from it all.
"Why did you come all the way here? Aren't you afraid I won't be able to find you?"
Han Zhou walked over to the girl and handed her the bottled water he had taken from Zhong Yin.
"It's your problem if you can't find it."
Xiao Yixia didn't even look up, but she still took the mineral water, unscrewed the cap, pulled down her mask, and took a sip.
Han Zhou took it as her being spoiled and arrogant, and didn't refute it. He craned his neck to look at the comic book in her hand, and seeing that she had already read nearly three-quarters of it, he couldn't help but smile: "How is it? This book is not bad, is it?"
This comic book is of course his.
Although he had agreed to bring Xiao Yixia to set up the stall, he naturally couldn't take Xiao Yixia directly to see Zhong Yin, otherwise it would be hard to explain.
So the safest way is to pretend to bump into her by chance, saying that Xiao Yixia is a friend's sister who can't find her brother for the time being, and then you can keep her by your side in a reasonable way.
However, it's unlikely that a little girl would run outside to find her brother before dawn, so Xiao Yixia could only wait until it got light before starting her plan to pretend to bump into him.
Han Zhou was worried that Xiao Yixia would be too bored by herself, so before leaving home he rummaged through his belongings and found the only comic book in the house to help her pass the time.
As a time traveler, the comics he read as a child were naturally not childish. This book tells a story about the martial arts world, full of chivalry, love, and hatred, making it suitable for adults. Although the plot is somewhat complicated, he is not worried that Xiao Yixia will not understand it.
Xiao Yixia didn't answer, but suddenly asked, "What is the Hehuan Gong?"
Han Zhou: "..."
Well, his memory of this book is so distant that he's almost forgotten that some of its content is unsuitable for children.
and many more……
He suddenly realized something terrifying—
Could it be that Yixia's driving skills were really inspired by me?
After a long silence, Han Zhou decided to adopt an adult's authority and said seriously, "At such a young age, you shouldn't ask questions you shouldn't ask."
Xiao Yixia didn't mind and slowly turned a page: "Then I'll ask Sister Zhong Yin later."
Han Zhou smiled faintly and said calmly, "Sister Zhong Yin may not know either, and even if she did, she wouldn't tell you."
"Then I'll tell you you want to practice the Hehuan Kung Fu with her," Xiao Yixia said abruptly.
Han Zhou's smile froze: "Are you threatening me?"
The fact that this woman could say something like that means she knows what the Hehuan Gong (a martial arts technique) is used for, doesn't it?
Seemingly knowing what he was thinking, Xiao Yixia closed her comic book, stood up, and said, "I can guess a little bit."
"You guessed it, why are you asking me?"
I hate ambiguous answers.
Xiao Yixia looked up at him, "Besides, only you can answer this kind of question for me."
It has to be said that with the mask and baseball cap on, Xiao Yixia looks more and more like the future Yixia. However, the beauty mark at the corner of her eye, covered with a colorful sticker, makes her look less aloof and much cuter.
"Why am I the only one who can answer?" Han Zhou asked curiously.
"Because you have no shame."
"...What if I decide to start caring about my reputation from now on?"
"Then I'll go tell Sister Zhongyin that you want to practice the Hehuan Kung Fu with her."
"..."
Having finally resolved the issue of the "Hehuan Gong" technique, Han Zhou sighed deeply and led Xiao Yixia toward Zhong Yin's stall.
"Why don't you give me back the comic book?" he sighed.
"No."
Xiao Yixia raised her hand to tuck a stray strand of hair behind her ear and said, mimicking a line from the book, "You think I'd spit out what I've already swallowed? No way."
Her voice was that of a child, and she didn't try to act arrogantly. Her tone was still indifferent, so it sounded a bit awkward when she said it, which made Han Zhou laugh.
"why are you laughing?"
"It's nothing. By the way, you can't ask me any more random questions in front of Sister Zhongyin later," he reminded her.
Before Xiao Yixia could answer, a burly man with a fierce face walked towards them from the crowd. He walked recklessly, knocking aside or pushing aside anyone who stood in his way. He was extremely tyrannical.
But now, the people surrounding the venue are mostly students or young people. Seeing this guy's fierce appearance and the tattoos on his neck, they can only suppress their anger and dare not speak out.
Seeing the burly man striding towards them without slowing down, Han Zhou immediately pulled Xiao Yixia behind him and tried to avoid him. However, the burly man ignored him and insisted on running into him, even though there was a wide path to the side.
Han Zhou simply stopped avoiding it.
He just stood there, letting the other person bump into him.
Passersby shook their heads inwardly, thinking he would be knocked around like the other unlucky guys. But to their surprise, the next second, the burly man stumbled, took several steps back, and fell to the ground.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
This guy is tall and strong, he doesn't look like a good person at all. I thought he was a gangster, but it turns out he was just trying to scam people.
Even if you're physically weak, you shouldn't be able to be knocked down by a young man who's so much thinner than you, right?
You should have said so earlier if you were trying to scam me! Who would have dared to stop you?
The crowd immediately retreated far away, afraid of being extorted by this paper-thin, burly man.
"Excuse me, bro, are you alright?"
Han Zhou stopped in front of the burly man, looked down at him, and although he expressed his apology, he made no attempt to help him up. He then swaggered away with Xiao Yixia.
The burly man saw stars and lay on the ground in a daze for a while before realizing what had just happened.
"What the hell are you all looking at? Get the hell out of here!"
Seeing that the onlookers not only didn't leave but were also staring at him with strange looks, he felt his face burning with shame and felt increasingly humiliated. He quickly got up from the ground, grabbed the nearest passerby, and slapped him across the face, yelling, "You still want to look, huh? Believe me or not, I'll gouge your eyes out!"
Seeing his ferocious expression, everyone felt a chill and suddenly realized that this guy was probably not trying to scam them, but a real thug. They quickly scattered.
The burly man's face was contorted with anger as he coldly stared at the passerby being carried in his hand: "Which way did that idiot go?"
"Over there..." The passerby pointed tremblingly in one direction.
"Humph!"
The burly man threw him to the ground and quickly chased after him.
……
He will get it back.
At the same time, Xiao Yixia, who had walked into the crowd, suddenly spoke.
Upon hearing this, Han Zhou remained calm, even a slight smile appearing on his face: "I'd love to see him catch up."
"Why?" "I just saw it; he had concert tickets in his pocket."
Xiao Yixia looked up at her: "You want to steal his ticket?"
"What do you mean by robbing?"
Han Zhou gave her a strange look. "If he really did come after me, then he could only be here to deliver the tickets, right?"
“That makes sense.” Xiao Yixia looked away.
Han Zhou was puzzled by such a calm reaction and asked curiously, "Aren't you scared at all?"
"If you're not afraid, why should I be afraid?"
Xiao Yixia put away her comic book and said in a calm tone, "But I have a question."
"what is the problem?"
"Do you still have the medicine you bought yesterday with you?"
"..."
Han Zhou didn't reply. Seeing that he was still about ten meters away from Zhong Yin's stall, he suddenly thought of something and immediately stopped.
"Stay away from me for now," he said.
"Are you afraid of implicating me?" Xiao Yixia immediately guessed his thoughts.
"That's one of the reasons," Han Zhou said frankly.
He was now completely unconcerned, and even started planning whether to find the section of road where Zhong Yin's parents would have their accident and blow it up. But just as he had always worried, petty thugs were like a stubborn skin disease; once you got involved, it was very troublesome. So he didn't want to involve Xiao Yixia and Zhong Yin.
After all, he will leave this time and space sooner or later, but Xiao Yixia and the others cannot.
"What about the other reason?" Xiao Yixia asked.
"After all, they came specifically to deliver the tickets to me, so I have to treat them properly, right? It's hard for me to do my job properly with you around," Han Zhou said righteously.
Xiao Yixia understood—this guy might say something nasty when he's trying to grab tickets later, and he didn't want her to hear it.
She gave Han Zhou a deep look, said nothing, took out her phone, and silently walked towards a less crowded area.
Just then, a group of young people dressed in a slick style walked over from not far away. The leader had blond hair and a row of earrings in his left ear.
The group looked around as if searching for something. Just then, one of them suddenly brightened up and exclaimed excitedly, "Brother Xi, there's a big-breasted, beautiful woman over there!"
"Why the hell are you yelling like that? Like you're trying to make sure everyone knows you're looking for her? I saw her a long time ago!"
The leader, Brother Xi, turned around and glared at him. The latter gave an awkward smile and said, "Didn't you say we should try to act as much like hooligans as possible..."
"You're not a good-for-nothing, you're a complete idiot."
Xi Ge ignored him and beckoned everyone to come closer.
"Listen, our target is most likely that big-breasted woman over there. Brother Sun said we don't need to think about anything, just play our natural selves. Go over there and pretend to flirt with her. As for Brother Sun's friend..."
Before he could finish speaking, Xi Ge's phone rang. He answered it for a moment, then hung up and said, "It was Brother Sun calling. He was worried we'd mess things up, so he told me about his friend's characteristics beforehand—"
"Remember, Brother Sun's friend has a bump on his head. Whenever we hear a man with a bump on his head say the code, we pretend to run away in a panic."
As soon as he finished speaking, the boy who had been shouting immediately asked, "Brother Xi, what's the code?"
Xi Ge was silent for a few seconds, then raised his hand to cover his eyes in pain, took a deep breath, and slapped him on the forehead: "You son of a bitch, can't you be reliable for once? I sent the code at least three times in the group last night, get out of here!"
The boy said, sounding a little aggrieved, "Brother Xi, I'll definitely leave after this is over, but could you tell me the code first? I also want to flirt with women."
"Get out of here."
"No, Brother Xi, I just want to..."
"Fuck you! The code is 'Get out of here!'"
Brother Xi couldn't take it anymore and slapped him on the forehead again. "Remember, it's just pretend flirting. If you really dare to lay a finger on Brother Sun's friend's woman, I won't let you get away with it!"
Sun Chengshuang still cared about Zhang Yang's reputation. She didn't tell anyone that Zhang Yang was being a sycophant, but subtly implied that their relationship was just one step away from completion, which was why they needed their help.
In a sense, Sun Chengshuang wasn't lying. They were about to take the next step, just one step away from going their separate ways, which was also just one step away from parting ways.
But in any case, as long as this plan succeeds, at least we won't have to worry about point two in the future.
"I understand..." the boy said with some regret.
Xi Ge was too lazy to pay attention to this idiot and was busy memorizing his lines. After all, as the boss, he had the most lines to memorize, and he was afraid he wouldn't be able to remember them if he didn't memorize them several times.
Although Brother Sun told him to just play himself, he hadn't been a hooligan for a long time. If Brother Sun hadn't begged him to come out of retirement with tears in his eyes, and if what he was going to do this time wasn't anything bad, he might be at home doing practice problems right now.
"Brother Xi, it's no use memorizing it so many times. Why don't we find someone to practice on first?" a boy couldn't help but say.
"Who are you going to practice on? The few of you?"
Xi Ge frowned. He couldn't possibly say something like, "Hey girl, you're pretty good-looking," to a group of grown men.
too disgusting.
After a moment's hesitation, the man suggested, "How about I call my sister over?"
"Go to hell! Why didn't you call your mother over?"
Xi Ge instantly flew into a rage, "You're a thug yourself, fine, but you actually want to drag your sister into this? Don't you have any conscience! Your sister is so young, how can you bear to let her be harassed by others!"
"But...but she's over forty, she shouldn't mind..."
"I mind!"
Brother Xi was furious. These bastards, all they did was idle around all day, some stupid, some wicked. After this matter was over, he couldn't contact them anymore, lest he be killed by these idiots one day without even knowing it...
Just as he made up his mind, he saw one of his underlings, who usually liked to bully elementary school students, revert to his old habits. He walked up to a little girl wearing a mask and a baseball cap, hands in his pockets, and exclaimed in amazement, "Little sister, your phone is pretty good. Can I borrow it to play with?"
"Where are your parents? Do you want me to make a call for you? Here, give me your phone and I'll contact them for you, okay?"
Seeing that the young man was about to reach for the girl's phone, Brother Xi was so angry that he wanted to take off his shoe and throw it in the young man's face. Just as he was about to step forward to stop him, the young man suddenly flew out.
Yes, literally, it "flew out".
"What's going on? Shaolin Kung Fu? Crows Zero?"
Xi Ge's eyes widened. He had been fighting for three years and had never seen anyone actually kick someone three meters away. That was something you only saw in movies.
But today, such a scene actually unfolded right before his eyes.
He even worried that Xiao Hu might have been kicked to death.
Looking at the young man who appeared behind the little girl with a gloomy expression, Xige suddenly felt that this world was very unfamiliar.
That kick was clearly from this young man. He walked towards us silently, putting on a mask and a baseball cap with practiced ease, just like a Kamen Rider calmly transforming before a battle.
"I only went back to school to repeat a year, has the world already gone that crazy?" (End of Chapter)
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