What can you do if you travel through five seconds?

Chapter 244 Hypocrisy
Li Sizhuo in the Daxiong Palace was stupefied, these two sentences are quite in the style of his great electronic music bodhisattva!However, it is obvious that it is not his big electronic music Bodhisattva and Tathagata Buddha that is enshrined here, but why is this Tathagata still gold-plated?Just one floor!

Li Sizhuo was slightly speechless seeing the paint on the Buddha's statue peeling off, at least you should maintain the Buddha's statue!It's all peeling off the paint!

When Li Sizhuo was wondering where this place was, a young monk walked in. He also looked confused when he saw Li Sizhuo. If this is not the outer courtyard, there would be no pilgrims coming in!

The little monk looked carefully at Li Sizhuo, then took two steps back and took out a few wanted warrants from his pocket to look at.

"Well! It's not this one! It's not like this one either! Oh!! This one looks a bit like it! But it's not the right age!"

The little monk looked at Li Sizhuo vigilantly while flipping through the wanted warrants. He has cultivated a pair of piercing eyes for many years in the industry. With Li Sizhuo's temperament, his nose, his eyes, his head, at least he must be an A-level wanted criminal. !

Li Sizhuo: "???" What are you looking at, kid! !I'm so wanted!After all, you are a Buddhist, and you have basic respect for people!

After looking for a long time, the little monk finally put away the arrest warrant in disappointment. Recently, the temple is not in a good mood, so he thought he could make a fortune!well!What a blind look!It took thousands of years to produce such a face!Why don't you do something wrong!
"Amitabha Buddha! This little monk is rude! Since the almsgiver is here, he is destined to be with my Buddha. Come with this little monk!"

The little monk saluted Li Sizhuo slightly and then made a gesture of invitation.

"Little master, don't you wonder why I appear here?"

Li Sizhuo looked at the little monk with some doubts and said that he was not at all curious when he came here suddenly.

"Amitabha, the donor has a predestined relationship with my Buddha!"

But after a while, the little monk led Li Sizhuo to a side hall where there was a merit box.

"Amitabha Buddha! The almsgiver's sincere gift is [-] yuan!"

Li Sizhuo: "???"

"What do you mean? I have to give the money! Such a fate!"

The little monk smiled slightly and walked a Buddha towards Li Sizhuo.

"Amitabha! Donor, our Buddhist family doesn't care about money or fate, one thousand three hundred yuan!"

Li Sizhuo: "..."

"Fuck! It's only [-] yuan! Why should I give you money!"

Li Sizhuo is dumbfounded, you monk is crazy about money!Is the money in the merit box so important?Shouldn't this be a voluntary donation?
"Amitabha Buddha! Pilgrims are not allowed to enter the Buddhist hall in the backyard. Violators will be fined [-] yuan, and those who destroy the Buddha's golden body will be fined [-] yuan. The benefactor will give you [-] yuan. Cash or credit card!"

The little monk smiled slightly and took out a sign stating that pilgrims are forbidden to enter.

Li Sizhuo: "..."

Good guy!I'm direct good guy!The conscience of the Buddha must be eaten by you!A temple with a fine?And the golden body of the Buddha, did I break it?So the paint is already peeling off, right?
Are monks so raped now?Why do you monks need so much money?If you don't talk about money and fate, is this a serious monk?Our Dianyin Temple dare not be so arrogant!

"Amitabha! The benefactor must be out of money! Don't worry, our temple supports migrant workers to repay the debt. As long as you do the dishes for half a month, our debt can be written off. If you need it, we can sign the contract now!"

Li Sizhuo was slightly speechless, it's a pity that you don't go into business as a monk.

But Li Sizhuo didn't want to get in ink with him either, after all, he just arrived here and still needs to get familiar with it, so there's no need to create conflicts directly.

So he directly used the ring to open a small space door, took out thirteen hundred yuan from the merit box and gave it to the young monk.

Then he saw the little monk put 1000 yuan into the merit box and put [-] yuan into his pocket.

Li Sizhuo: "???" Is this my ignorance?Good guy! !You are so clear!A fine of three hundred yuan is not ambiguous, but he knows that the golden body is broken, so the money is dispensable, as he earned it himself.

After thinking about it for a while, Li Sizhuo took out a dozen of money from the merit box and put it in his own pocket. He also needs some money from this world when he first arrived. Anyway, they are ignorant, so I will take it as a fine for the Buddha and the old man. Well, anyway, I am also a Bodhisattva, right?

After paying the money, the little monk's attitude immediately improved a lot, with a smile on his face.

"Uh! I don't know what the name of the little master is! Can you tell me about the customs here! I just arrived here and I'm not very familiar with it!"

Li Sizhuo looked at the young monk and said, he could feel that the young monk's strength was not bad, and this place should not be a lower world, so he needed to inquire about the situation here.

"Amitabha! It's easy to talk about! This little monk is called Hypocrisy, and he is the third generation disciple of this bachelor temple. His main business includes physiognomy, massage, polishing, waxing, mobile phone film sticking, treatment of irregular menstruation, etc. If you need it, you can contact this little monk at any time! "

As he spoke, the little monk also took out a business card and handed it to Li Sizhuo.

Li Sizhuo: "⊙ω⊙"

"...It's really a pity that the little master doesn't go into business!"

"Hehe! The benefactor is joking, how can you make more money in business than becoming a monk!"

Li Sizhuo: "..." I was speechless. I made 1000 yuan just by farting. Is it really so profitable to be a monk?
"By the way! Since the benefactor is new to the treasure land, do you need a map? There are still many good secret realms nearby. I think the benefactor has a strong aura and must be strong. If you have time, maybe you can go for it. , If you are afraid of danger, my Bachelor Temple also provides bodyguard services, and the eighteen bronze figures only need 3 yuan a day."

"Okay! How much is the map!"

The god damn Eighteen Bronze Man only needs 3 yuan a day, you are the reincarnation of Zhou Papi!Everyone has to scrape out some oil and water!
"Three hundred yuan!"

Speaking of which, Li Sizhuo directly took out [-] yuan to buy a map. Anyway, the money belonged to them, so he didn't feel bad about it, so he recycled it.

Not to mention that the map is quite detailed. There are many special secret places in this world. There are not only immortal cultivators and warriors but also superpowers. The world level is also very high. The prince found some information, but he couldn't find some secrets. The level of science and technology in the world is not low, it's really a bit daunting!

"Maps are on sale! Maps are on sale! Adventure tours in J City, the special price map of the Bachelor Temple is only five yuan!!"

Walking to the front yard of the Singles Temple, there were more pilgrims, and there was also a lot of shouting, among them was the monk of the Singles Temple selling maps.

Li Sizhuo looked at the map in his hand and then at what they were selling, there seemed to be no difference!

"Little monk! Why is your map more expensive than theirs?"

"Amitabha! The monk's map is different from theirs!"

"What's the difference?"

"They're all cheap!"

(End of this chapter)