my pokemon player.
Chapter 674 It’s confirmed, this child is beyond saving!
The newbies expressed their gratitude to Hao Ren one after another. When it was Long Aotian's turn, the confusion on his face had long disappeared, replaced by a calmness and confidence.
"I figured it out. Why do I have to choose between a Pokémon with dragon attributes and a Pokémon that looks like a dragon? Obviously, I can have both, just like that Dragonite."
"So I plan to prioritize capturing Pokémon like Dragonite that have both dragon attributes and dragon-like appearances, but other Pokémon also have the opportunity to become my partners."
"As long as the other party has a strong heart to accompany me to the top of the world, even if it is not a dragon-attribute Pokémon, it is qualified to be captured by me. This is my choice!"
Looking at the confident Long Aotian, Hao Ren didn't know what to say for a moment.
If other players said this, he would think that the other party was retreating and trying to save face.
However, Long Aotian is different. He may be thinking this way in his heart. After all, this guy is already in the late stage of chuunibyou.
Fortunately, the middle school boy is easy to deal with, and you just need to speak according to what he wants.
So Hao Ren suppressed his desire to complain and praised:
"Not bad, very spirited! This is the attitude and momentum that a strong person should have! I wish you can capture your favorite Pokémon as soon as possible!"
Sure enough, the corners of Long Aotian’s mouth curled up wildly and he couldn’t suppress it at all.
"By the way, would you like to join our guild? I will help you find the right starting Pokémon."
Hao Ren struck while the iron was hot and invited him to join the club. Although this kid was a little bit immature, it was not a big problem. Who hasn't been immature?
It was a pity that Long Aotian didn't even think about it, and shook his head and refused: "Only cattle and sheep travel in groups, wild beasts always travel alone."
Hao Ren: "."
It’s confirmed, this child is hopeless!
As if realizing that his words were referring to Hao Ren, Long Aotian added:
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you, I'm saying..."
"Okay, stop talking, I know what you mean!"
Hao Ren interrupted immediately. He was really afraid that this guy would say "Everyone here is garbage".
"Since you don't want to join the guild, I won't force you. It's fate that we met. If you need any help in the future, you can always come to me."
When Long Aotian heard this, a subtle touch of emotion flashed across his eyes, but his expression did not change at all, and he still raised his chin and said:
"I'll remember your guidance. I, Long Aotian, will repay you handsomely one day!"
When Hao Ren heard this, he started to build a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment again, and quickly waved his hand and said there was no need to be so polite.
After finally seeing off this great god, Hao Ren couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Hahahaha, this guy doesn't really think of himself as Long Aotian, does he?" Lao Ma said with interest.
Hao Ren smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Who knows, but players will take off the mask of reality in the game and do things they dare not do in the real world."
"Maybe he just wanted to let loose in the game for once. That's the point of playing games."
Lao Ma nodded thoughtfully and said, "Yeah, that makes sense. Just like me, if I didn't have a mission to complete and the game doesn't allow gender changes, I would also like to try to create a female character."
Upon hearing this, Hao Ren immediately showed a look of disgust and at the same time distanced himself from Lao Ma, fearing that he would also be regarded as a pervert.
"No, what's with that look on your face? Do you dare to say that you have never created a female character when you played games before?" Lao Ma asked angrily.
Hao Ren curled his lips and said, "How can it be the same? In other games, you can only control the female characters outside the screen, but this game is no different from reality."
"That's why I want to experience it. In the real world, except for going to Siam, there is no chance to become a woman!" Lao Ma said excitedly.
Seeing Lao Ma so excited, Hao Ren took a few steps back again and began to wonder if there was something wrong with Lao Ma's mentality.
He would rather have a knife thrust at him from behind than anything else.
Lao Ma also realized that he was too excited and quickly explained: "I don't have any other ideas, I'm just curious."
"Besides, every man has more or less had a fantasy about what he would do if he became a woman, right?"
Hao Ren shook his head vigorously: "I didn't, don't talk nonsense, you can't represent all men!"
"Okay, then just pretend I didn't say anything." Lao Ma spread his hands and said, "But if you don't believe me, you should at least believe the researchers in the group. They all say that I am mentally healthy."
After hearing this, Hao Ren thought for a moment and felt that the researchers in the group were quite reliable, so he returned to Lao Ma.
"Look how scared you are. I already have a wife and children, and I'm a native Kyoto man, not from Shudu. What are you afraid of?" Lao Ma scolded with a smile.
Hao Ren smiled sheepishly, and felt that he had overreacted. He asked Lao Ma curiously:
"Have you ever really fantasized about becoming a woman? If you did become a woman, what would be the first thing you would do?"
Lao Ma said without hesitation: "Is there any need to ask? Of course it's to make the brothers happy!"
Hao Ren: “???”
He looked at Lao Ma deeply, then turned and left, as if he had made up his mind.
"Hey, why are you walking so fast? Wait for me!"
Seeing this, Lao Ma quickly chased after him and approached Hao Ren to take credit:
"How about it, I'm loyal, right? I'll let you be the first in line then!"
"Excuse me, who are you? Do I know you?" Hao Ren asked without turning his head.
"Okay, okay, no more jokes. The mission is more important. I have to improve my strength as quickly as possible so that I can cooperate with your actions." Lao Ma said seriously.
Hao Ren said expressionlessly: "You psychopath don't need to remind me, we are going to the mission station now, where we can buy Poké Balls and Pokémon food."
"But I have no money." Lao Ma pretended to be confused.
Hao Ren glanced at him and said, "Isn't that banknote in your arms money?"
"Ah? I thought this banknote was a gift from you and was planning to keep it!"
"Haha, you are a talented person to be able to talk about corruption so confidently. I am beginning to consider whether I should report your situation to the Anti-Corruption Bureau."
"What corruption? Isn't this banknote the start-up capital you lent me? I will definitely return it to you in the future!" Lao Ma changed his mind and said.
Hao Ren raised his eyebrows and looked at Lao Ma in surprise: "You seem to be very afraid of the Anti-Corruption Bureau. You can't be... Lao Ma! You are confused!"
Lao Ma rolled his eyes and said, "Get lost! I'll sue you for defamation!"
“Who working in our department is not afraid of the Anti-Corruption Bureau? Once they investigate you, even if you can prove your innocence in the end, it will affect you in the future.”
Hao Ren nodded in understanding, and then said to Lao Ma with an apologetic tone:
"Sorry, Lao Ma, I shouldn't joke about this kind of thing."
"It's okay. It's not a big deal. In fact, all members of our special operations team have been strictly vetted. Our superiors are very confident in us and will not make a big deal out of a few jokes."
Lao Ma said nonchalantly. Seeing that Hao Ren was still about to apologize, he immediately raised his hand to stop him: "Okay, let's stop talking about this topic. If we continue, it will be reviewed. Let's talk about my initial Pokémon. Do you have any recommendations?"
Hao Ren replied: "Didn't I just say that we should eliminate those Pokémon that are not suitable for beginners to cultivate, and let your heart choose the rest."
"My heart?" Lao Ma said, stroking his chin. "But my heart is filled with my wife and daughter!"
With just one sentence, he caused critical damage to the single guy Hao Ren.
He said with a fake smile: "Then you are really a good husband and a good father~"
Old Ma pretended not to hear the sarcasm in Hao Ren's words and said modestly:
"It's okay. I believe you can become a good man like me in the future!"
"Okay, I'll try my best, father-in-law!"
"Yeah, you. Wait a minute! What did you call me? You bastard! If you have the guts, don't run away!"
"If you have the guts, don't chase me!"
"If you don't run away, I won't chase you!"
"I won't run unless you chase me!"
"."
Soon, the two arrived at the door of the mission station, and Lao Ma also decided on the initial Pokémon he wanted to capture.
Since his daughter likes ponies, he decided to capture a Pokémon that looks like a horse.
Hao Ren also gave several recommendations seriously, such as the mud donkey, the zebra, and the little fire horse.
Lao Ma read a lot of information before logging into the game and had a preliminary impression of these Pokémon.
He first ruled out the Mud Donkey. Although it could evolve into a Heavy Mud Draft Horse, its initial form was more like a little donkey in the real world.
Then he ruled out the zebra because the prototype of this little guy is the zebra.
"Then what are you thinking about? Why don't you just tell me you want to subdue the little fire horse?"
After listening to Lao Ma's analysis, Hao Ren said unhappily.
So you only want to capture Pokémon whose prototype is a pony. Then what else are you considering? Only Ponyta meets the requirement!
"Hehe, doesn't this show that I have thought it through carefully?" Old Ma said with a smile, and then looked at Hao Ren expectantly.
"Godfather, can you help me tame the little fire horse?"
Hao Ren teased, "You now know to call me godfather, not just now when you were chasing me all over the street."
"Those are all misunderstandings. Isn't it normal for us to play a joke on each other?" Old Ma said with a charming smile.
Hao Ren waved his hand and said, "Alright, although there are not many Ponytaurus, and because of its handsome appearance, it is very popular among players, and the competition pressure is no less than that of the three starter Pokémon."
"But!" Lao Ma said impatiently, "Don't keep us in suspense. Just say the but."
Hao Ren said calmly: "But you are lucky. My friend and I rescued a group of Pokémon during the battle of Guanhai City, and there happened to be a Ponyta among them."
"It was captured by a Warcraft hunter from the Golden Plains. That place is too far from our territory, and it is difficult to send it back, so it can only stay in the breeding farm in Ironthorn Town for the time being."
"If you can make it a promise that you will take it back to the Golden Plains to find its family, and then I can say a few good words for you, then it will most likely be willing to be tamed by you."
"As for the issue of promises, you don't have to worry. Pokémon attach great importance to feelings. As long as you build a bond with it and don't break your promise, it will not leave you even if it really finds a family."
When Old Ma heard what Hao Ren said, the corners of his mouth almost reached the sky.
"I won't say anything more. Please accept my child's greeting, godfather!"
"Then you should worship!"
"Ah? I guess that's not necessary."
Hao Ren didn't argue with him: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you."
"But I have to remind you that horse Pokémon are rare. It will be difficult for you to capture horse Pokémon in the future."
The old Pokémon said carelessly: "It doesn't matter. The reason why I want to capture Ponyta is just to fulfill my daughter's wish. The next Pokémon I decided to choose one that my wife likes."
"It's up to you. But speaking of Ponyta, it is said that two players accidentally fell into a hole during the battle of Guanhai City, and then found a group of Pokémon hiding underground."
Hao Ren suddenly recalled the chat content in the group.
"One of the Pokémon looks a lot like Ponyta, but it looks different. Its mane is purple and it has a small horn on its forehead, a bit like the legendary unicorn."
"Those two players specifically asked Lord Ryan about this Pokémon, and Lord Ryan replied that this Pokémon is also a Ponyta, and the difference in appearance is because it lives in a different area."
"Ordinary Charmeleon lives on the plains and is a fire attribute Pokémon. This Charmeleon lives in the forest and has super powers. I can only say that Pokémon is truly magical!"
After listening to Hao Ren's story, Old Ma's eyes lit up: "With purple mane and looking like a unicorn, my daughter must be fascinated by him!"
"Godfather, do you think I have a chance?"
"No! Impossible! Stop dreaming!" Hao Ren refused flatly.
"It has already identified the player who saved it, and it has been following that player all day long. Forget about it."
"Oh yes, you also know that player. Her name is Xiyue. Maybe you were able to get a spot in the internal test because of her luck."
The old horse clapped his hands suddenly and said, "So you are my benefactor! Then I'd better give up. An ordinary little fire horse will do."
Hao Ren laughed out of anger when he heard this: "Okay, okay, you're still picking on me, right? You're so shameless!"
Lao Ma subconsciously touched his own shoe-horn face and said, "Is it still too big? When I created the character, I made slight adjustments based on the face shape of a handsome guy."
"I like to tell the truth, so you might as well not adjust it. It seems that the so-called handsome guy is not that good-looking." Hao Ren teased.
"Really? Don't you think you're not handsome?"
"What does this have to do with me? Wait! Are you talking about me as the handsome guy?"
"Otherwise, I only know you as a handsome guy in real life. Everyone knows that you are a famous handsome guy in our department!"
"Ahem, here I come back to that."
Seeing Hao Ren trying his best to save his dignity, Lao Ma raised the corner of his mouth slightly.
Young man, you are still a little immature if you want to fight me~(End of this chapter)
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