the emperor is my uncle

Compared with the "uh..." that the magistrate Xiaojizai blurted out after seeing me just now, these two little dolls are obviously more cute.

Ma Fengchun immediately waved to her baby, "Come on, quickly call... call Auntie!"

What an aunt, I am older than her, I think I can be a big aunt Dangdang, it is really lucky in this life.

The pair of dragon and phoenix timidly grabbed the corners of their clothes, and at the moment they both revealed an expression of "discrimination between men and women", but perhaps because of my kind face, they finally took a step forward and faced the man dressed in men's clothes. Holding my male hair, I dragged my voice and said: "Aunt——Mom——"

I felt relieved, "Hey, what's your name?"

The little girl with shofar braids answered softly: "Horse, bell, clang——"

The little boy wearing a melon cap with his hips on his hips raised his head and answered, "Horse, bell, potato——"

I was quite touched, so I patted Ma Fengchun's fragrant shoulder sideways, "That Fengchun, isn't your husband uneducated?"

She actually smiled back at me, and said a local dialect that is close to Mo Zhehei, "No wow, Ni is so eloquent~ This name is spicy from Su Lun's family~"

"Oh, no wonder. Then I figured it out, your wife died early." I followed Ma Fengchun to the hall, and when her eyes kept scanning my legs, I patted her again, "By the way, you Straighten your tongue before you speak, or I can kick you with a useless leg, don't you know?"

After Ma Fengchun heard this, tears welled up in her eyes again, I really didn't understand, what's the reason for her to cry with my little threat?

While I was eating cakes and drinking tea, the uninvited Jiang Huai climbed over the wall and came in. He may never get rid of his habit of climbing on other people's walls in his life, "Hey, my little one, you will enjoy it." ~"

The sarcasm in those words almost made me sure that Jiang Huai must have suffered a lot of twists and turns, such as being held back by a nympho girl and a lonely young woman, crying or laughing...

Ma Fengchun wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and stood up, "Why are you?! I thought you were already dead. What is your relationship with her?"

Jiang Huai walked over and sat down without changing his face, then poured himself a cup of tea, and then answered: "Master and the mount."

"Huh——" Ma Fengchun is indeed a guy who can make the rudder fall against the wind when he meets the wind, "Take good care of her, her legs... You have to be a good mount, woo woo woo, it's really rare to see the truth when you are in adversity. It's my dog's eyes that went wrong, and I take back all the insults to you, as long as you treat her well in the future."

"I'm right in front of you, do you think it's appropriate for you to entrust me with my funeral, Ma Fengchun?!" My hand holding Potato tightened suddenly.

Jiang Huai’s words coincided with mine, and he shouted: “Ma Fengchun, you actually insulted me and called me a mount? Have you ever seen such a handsome mount? Tell you that the world has changed color a long time ago, whoever urinates far away is the master now ~"

Potato excited on my lap, "I, too, piss—"

Ma Fengchun's face clearly expressed a deep understanding of "Sorry, I was negligent, why should I talk to Jiang Huai?" So she poured me some tea and said to her baby: "Little master, you are really good!" It’s too particular, even urinating.”

I highly praised Fengchun, "It's not too late to turn back after being lost, well done!"

Jiang Huai: "..."

This night, when I was about to sleep in the guest room, Jiang Huai knocked on the door of my room, "My dear, let me show you the moon~"

I opened the door a little, "Potato says you have bad intentions, what do you think?"

"God, he has such sharp eyesight at a young age, it will be amazing when he grows up, no, I have to kill him in childhood." Jiang Huai smiled coquettishly, gearing up.

I closed the door with a "slap", and let him sigh outside, "It's a long night, I don't want to sleep, I don't want to watch the moon with me", but I still ignored it.

That night, I slept soundly.

no dream.