the emperor is my uncle

In the past, I always felt that the term "Shangshibao" was too fantastical and unrealistic. Now when I copy books until my hands are numb and I can't even drink my saliva, I finally admit that I was once young and ignorant.

Using the word "Zeng" means that those are all chapters that I have read. I am very sensible now, no matter how my uncle bullies me, I will not even fart.This reformed appearance is entirely because I know that if I continue to be ignorant, I will definitely die young.

Since "National Theory" is very profound, the collocation of words and phrases throughout the article is difficult to understand, so I copied it and copied it. next to me...

He was lazily leaning on the dragon chair halfway, as if resting his mind, but from time to time he would stretch out his annoying fingers and tap, "Misprint."

I was speechless and could only copy the book with tears in my eyes.

In fact, on the way, my backstage sent someone to rescue me once, saying that it was getting late and the Queen Mother wanted to have dinner with Princess Xiyuan.

But my uncle replied calmly, "Go and tell the Queen Mother, Princess Xiyuan is not free right now."

I am free, my whole body is empty, heaven...

This is how the Queen Mother tried to save me.I began to think weakly: If I offend someone who shouldn't be offended, my life will become very helpless and bleak.

……

At dusk and dusk, I took a deep breath, Grandpa Buddha, I finally finished copying. "Your Majesty, do you think I can—"

But he took the topic to another level, "The wishful lock that I bestowed on you, do you wear it?"

Isn't this nonsense, if you don't wear it, you are risking your life, who dares?I unbuttoned the neck buckle, pulled out the Ruyi lock from inside and reported to my uncle, "Look, Your Majesty, it's well worn."

My uncle frowned, and suddenly turned his face away, "For the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet in Houtian Palace, I have ordered someone to deliver a post to Heshun Palace."

Although I was a bit puzzled about what he meant by saying this nonsense, I still put on a smiley face and said, "My daughter will definitely arrive early with her family, so the emperor doesn't need to worry about it."

"No, what I mean is that you don't come." He turned his head and looked at me again, his eyes were as deep as still water in an ancient pool, "On that day, you will lie that you are sick and cannot come, I will not blame you for deceiving the king. "

There are countless tastes in my heart, but none of them are tastes, "Is this an imperial decree?"

"What do you say?"

With difficulty, I said with a playful smile again: "Uncle, it's too boring for you to do this, isn't it? The Mid-Autumn Festival family reunion, what kind of situation is it that you take me out alone?"

"If you stay away from my sight, my mood will be better."

"..." I felt that my uncle's words hurt my feelings.

Before I could enter the play, the eunuch from the respect room came in with a mahogany lacquer tray, and he flatteringly said to my uncle: "The emperor hasn't found anyone to sleep with him for a while, why don't you send one over tonight? "

My uncle gave him a cold word: "Get lost."

I was puzzled, I copied the book and my hands trembled and I didn’t eat, and I was ordered not to allow me to reunite during the Mid-Autumn Festival. I should be the one who should be angry, shouldn’t I?What kind of temper did he lose?

I slowly shifted my gaze to look at the sunset outside the window, as if it could look a little sad.After a moment of silence, I bowed my waist and clasped my hands to him and said, "Your servant respectfully obeys the imperial decree, and I will take my leave."

People can't lose their posture, so until I left, I didn't look at him again.

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