This fox fairy is too inhuman

"Seller, bring me ten pounds of lean meat and cut it into minced meat. Don't see any fat on it."

"okay!"

"Seller, if you give me another ten kilograms, they will all be fat. Don't see the fine ones on top. You also want to cut them into pieces."

"Uh, okay!"

"Seller, give me another ten kilograms of golden cartilage, and chop it carefully to make mincemeat. Don't see any meat on it."

"……okay!"

Upon hearing this answer, Ren Yidao, who was already eager to try, tilted his head.

Ok?
"Shopkeeper, why aren't you angry even though I'm like this?"

Did I follow the steps?

Shouldn't you say the classic line "Are you just having fun!"
After hearing Ren Yidao's outrageous speech, the butcher's mouth twitched, he wiped the sweat from his forehead with the dark and shiny rag, and laughed dryly.

"Angry? Haha, adults are joking. You are doing serious business with a villain. How can the villain be angry?"

If he was someone he knew, the butcher would naturally be furious, but he didn't know the young man across from him.

If you don't know him, for a merchant like him who has been in the market for many years, you will subconsciously become vigilant.

Not to mention, the undisguised nobility in the other party made it obvious at first glance that he was not an ordinary person.

A dandy disciple out for fun?
No, it may be more amazing than that, maybe he is an expert with good looks.

No matter what the identity of the other party is, he, a little butcher, cannot offend him.

Therefore, even though he knew that the other party was entertaining him, he still put on a shy face and pretended that he had not noticed anything.

If you can eliminate wealth, avoid disasters, and calm people down, don't cause more troubles. When the trouble becomes big, you don't know what more extreme things will happen.

Rather than saying this is the survival wisdom of a small person, it is more sad.

"Tsk."

Ren Yidao smacked his lips openly, feeling that this role play was quite unsatisfactory.

It is a pity.

Although this butcher looks tall and thick, he doesn't have the bad temper of Butcher Zheng, so I didn't find the opportunity to play Lu Tiha.

What a pity!

He obviously worked so hard.

They had already chosen a butcher with the most evil deeds, but the drama they were looking forward to was so lukewarm.

Bad review!

Refund!
Seeing the impatience on Ren Yidao's face, the butcher shook the knife in his hand and said in a dry voice:
"S-lord?"

"what happened?"

"Do you still want this meat?"

"Yes, of course I want it, I won't give you any money."

Although the role play failed, Ren Yidao would not play tricks on innocent mortals.

The meat will always be used when it is brought with you, and at worst, it will be fed to the wolves.

He threw out a piece of broken silver and landed lightly on the butcher's hand.

The butcher didn't expect that Ren Yidao would actually pay, and he quickly said loudly: "Thank you for your kindness, sir!"

"hehe."

As the leader of the two generals Heng Heng Haha, Ren Yidao decided to give them a commensurate title in order not to appear so maverick - [Hehe]

The three of them are the Hem Monster, the Haha Monster, and the Hehe Monster.

Originally, Ren Yidao remembered that "Ying Ying Monster" was a good title, but he really didn't have the habit of whining, so in the end he had to reluctantly give up. After getting the money, the butcher also understood that the young man in front of him was not a bad person. He felt relieved and his hands and feet were very quick. In a short time, he got out the three smelly things that Ren Yidao had made difficult for him.

"Sir, please take it!"

Ren Yidao didn't give up, and asked one more question when he took the steamed rice cake: "Well, is there anything missing?"

butcher:! ! !
Bang!
The butcher almost lost his grip on the meat, his legs went weak, and his knees hit the table.

"Huh? Are you scared? Are you afraid of me?"

Ren Yidao tilted his head, quickly denied it, raised his eyebrows and said:
"No, it's not about me, it's about other things."

Ren Yidao moved his fingers, and three portions of the smell floated gently onto his hand. He weighed it lightly and put it in the storage space.

It weighed a lot, and there was even an extra half a tael in one portion.

"I don't understand. Since you have a clear conscience, what are you afraid of?"

What are you ~afraid~ of?
After seeing Ren Yidao cast the spell, the butcher's eyes became more panicked. On the surface, he forced a smile and said, "Sir! I, uh, am not afraid of you... ah, I respect you."

Seeing his groveling look, Ren Yidao blinked and thought of a possibility.

"Oh~ have you been taught a lesson before?"

As soon as he said this, the butcher's expression completely froze, and he stayed where he was in embarrassment.

My mouth is almost as effective as Galen's whisper.

It’s so silent and defense-breaking!

really not bad.

After being silenced for a long time, the butcher realized that procrastination would not solve the problem, so he slowly spoke:
"...To be honest with you, sir, I was punished by a fairy three days ago because I was short of a pound."

Fairy's punishment?
Oh!
Fox, I'm interested.

"What did she do to you?"

Please elaborate, I am not short of time.

"She, she..."

Thinking of the scene at that time, the butcher's two sides were fighting and almost collapsed, but under Ren Yidao's burning gaze, he had nowhere to escape and could only bite the bullet and recount the tragic situation at that time.

"She tied the villain to a pillar and beat him with a wicker stick for an hour! If you don't believe me, sir, you can look at the villain's butt. It's not all healed yet."

???

Ren Yidao declined the butcher's enthusiasm on the spot, showing his strong trust in him.

"Ah, that's not necessary. I believe in you. Well, I believe in you!"

"Ahem, then I understand. Since you have been punished, you should be a good person in the future and don't do it again next time. Well... you should also take good care of your butt."

After appeasing the butcher for a few words, Ren Yidao quickly left the butcher shop and wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead.

"The folk customs in Qingyun Prefecture are really simple. I dare to take off my pants whenever I ask... It's so scary."

"However, speaking of which, the butcher has been taught a lesson before, so I was still a step too late."

On the way to meet Yaoyue and Canglan, Ren Yidao listened to the conversations of the people passing by. As expected, he heard some words related to "punishing evildoers", "eradicating evil", and "fairies". words.

This mysterious fairy only stayed in Qingyun City for less than five days, but she did no less than ten great deeds.

"Unlike me, who is a fishing and law enforcement officer on a whim, this fairy...well, what a chivalrous and righteous heroine! There really are such people in this world."

Ok?
Why do you think this ingredient looks familiar?

While Ren Yidao was thinking, he had already wandered back to the restaurant where Yaoyue and the others were eating and drinking.

Then, before he could enter the door, he saw a black shadow fly out in front of him.

"You stinky beggar wants to sneak in and eat and drink for free!" (End of Chapter)