Dad: Me!After breaking up, she was confessed by the goddess anchor!

imperial capital.

Tuantuan, who is full of energy, is sitting at the computer desk and live broadcasting.

She is currently playing solo queue in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.

Although she didn't kill many people, she has now successfully reached No. 11!
The entire live broadcast room is filled with her cheerful, lovely and energetic voice.

"Today, our group has to get points. If I am a host like me, you all think I am bad. But, if I get a diamond, I will be a master! I feel very pretentious! Then others will look at me with admiration. Hahaha"

Regarding Tuantuan's words, the netizens in the live broadcast room expressed that they did not agree at all.

"You're so stubborn in playing a game, and you're still bragging here. How many of you have killed in this round, three of them, and they're all humans and machines, right?"

"The dumpling is floating again. How long do you think it will take for her to die?"

“Whenever Tuanzi says this, it’s almost time to get cold feet (thinking)”

……

Tuantuan was running poison in the mountains, and when he saw what a group of netizens said, he hummed, "You just have to play this game a little bit, okay, you see, I'm already in the top nine now! The hope of eating chicken is still very high—— Ahhhh~"

Tuan Tuan's words turned into a pig's cry just in the middle of his words, and he was immediately shot at by people on the opposite mountain and turned into a box.

Netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter when they saw this scene.

"Hahahaha, dumplings have become more and more popular recently. What, have you finished drinking the tea?"

"I'm afraid even Mr. Chen's tea can't save Tuantuan's appalling skills, right?"

"Master Chen: I will refund the money to you, please don't smash our sign again, okay?"

……

After completing the box, Tuantuan did not exit the game immediately. Instead, he transformed into a little Tuantuan with poisonous milk, switched to watch the opponent, and put on a very rhythmic BGM, and sang along with the rhythm while watching the opponent.

damn thing!damn thing!
I know the evil people every day

(asterisk) you (asterisk) you
I will watch you like this today

You can't eat chicken anyway
I'm going to poison you like this
I can't poison you as a person

So that you will never be able to eat chicken
It's impossible to eat chicken
Because you killed a kind person...

……

Tuantuan is concentrating on his poisonous milk opponent with huge resentment.

Even the cell phone on her desk had rang several times, and she didn't even know it.

After all, the headphones she is wearing are filled with BGM.

……

On the other side, Xiao Tangyuan called her mother several times, but the other party did not answer. Listening to the mechanical prompt sound coming from the phone again, Xiao Tangyuan frowned and said to Jiang Chen who was aside, "Mom Looks like he’s busy~”

At this time, Jiang Chen had also finished handling the matsutake mushrooms in the basin and said with a smile, "Forget it if you don't have time. We'll call her when she has time. How about we go stew the ribs together now?"

Xiao Tangyuan couldn't help but feel a little disappointed when she couldn't accept Jiang Chen as her godfather right away. After hearing Jiang Chen's words, she could only nod slowly.

Why doesn't mom answer the phone? Otherwise she would have a godfather!

Jiang Chen greeted the netizens, carried a bunch of matsutake mushrooms and returned to the kitchen. The netizens were mercilessly left to dry in the yard again.

"I'll go! Can't Mr. Chen take us to the kitchen by the way?"

"Forget it, wait a moment, Master Chen will come out in a moment."

"It's so boring. Now the sledgehammer is no longer in the backyard. It's been hung up to dry and there's nothing to see."

"Huh? Did you hear anything?"

"Yes! There is a sound!"

……

rustling...

From one side of the backyard, there were bursts of "rustling" sounds, attracting the attention of netizens.

The sound is getting closer.

Finally, a dog's head emerged from a corner of the yard wall, and it was holding a super-large branch in its mouth. It was dragged on the ground, making a rustling sound.

Netizens saw this familiar dog face and quickly reacted.

"I'll go, isn't this Ergou?"

"Wow, Ergou Niuhide~ His special skills finally come into play."

"Hold the grass! This team following here is the same group of aloof wolves from before?!"

"Hold the grass! Have these wolves been led astray by Ergou!"

……

In the live broadcast, the wolves were headed by the two dogs, followed by the cubs, and then the king and queen. Each wolf held a large branch in its mouth and dragged it to Jiang Chen's yard in an orderly manner. .

At the same time, they also noticed the wild boar meat that Jiang Chen had cut up.

In the past, they would have been fascinated by the wild boar meat, but today, they were about to taste a more delicious delicacy, and in comparison, the wild boar meat was not so attractive.

After the two dogs dragged the first batch of branches home with the wolves, they ran to the kitchen door, tilted their heads and said hello to Jiang Chen, and then left the yard.

Jiang Chen finished stewing the ribs and came to the kitchen door. When he saw the branches dragged over by Ergou and the wolves, he nodded with satisfaction.

"Isn't this guy Ergou quite reliable sometimes?"

With a murmur, Jiang Chen went to the yard to get some wild boar meat, and then brought the wild mushrooms picked during the day into the kitchen.

Jiang Chen and Xiao Tangyuan were responsible for cleaning, while Tuanba was responsible for cutting vegetables and making light bulbs.

Lin Xiaojing is responsible for watching the fire and making light bulbs.

The rice and pork rib soup on the stove are constantly steaming. The father of Bulb No. [-] is skillfully cutting the matsutake mushrooms, pork and other ingredients in his hands. From time to time, a clicking sound can be heard from the cutting board.

When the little glutinous rice ball was cleaning with Jiang Chen, the questions in his mouth never stopped. Jiang Chen was also very patient and gentle, answering all the little glutinous rice balls' questions one by one.

"Uncle, what kind of duck is this?"

"This is chicken fungus. I picked a lot of it. After dinner, I will make some fried chicken fungus for you and take it back to the capital. Then you can share it with your mother and little sisters."

"Wow ~ thank you uncle!"

"Then what is this?"

"This is Ganba fungus..."

……

At this time, the small farmhouse kitchen seemed lively and warm.

After the ingredients were prepared and the rice on the stove was steamed, Jiang Chen turned into a chef and put various ingredients into the pot one after another. After cooking with his superb hands, one after another delicious and fragrant dishes were served. pot.

Chicken mushroom with minced meat, dried green pepper mushroom, fried Agaricus blazei, fried meat with matsutake, stewed egg with matsutake, braised eggplant with meat, braised pork...

The food cooked today was several times more than before, but Jiang Chen was not worried at all that he would not be able to finish the food. After all, there were wolves among the guests today.

And there is still a lot of wild boar meat. Make more and share some with your uncles.

As for his parents, Jiang Chen decided to send them some relatively durable food such as smoked meat and fried chicken fir.

Jiang Chen and others were busy in the kitchen, but little did they know that outside the kitchen, all the viewers in the live broadcast room were already in a rage.

"Hold the grass! Master Chen, your house is about to be submerged by branches. Come out and take a look!"

"It's over, it's over. Are the two dogs and the wolves trying to tear down the mountain?"

"I think if Ergou and the wolves come back for a while, we may not see anything!"

The two dogs and the wolves have been going back and forth for several rounds, dragging branches and leaving them piled up in the yard.

After dragging another wave of branches back, the two dogs and the wolves also found that there was no more pile in the backyard.

then.

They made a very unanimous decision.

Since we can’t pile them in the backyard, let’s pile them in the front yard!

First update!sofa!