Dad: Me!After breaking up, she was confessed by the goddess anchor!

I saw two dogs walking back and forth on the edge of the yellow mud in the yard, and they stopped from time to time, stretched out their backs to scratch their necks, and pointed their buttocks at the yellow mud on the ground.

"Don't Ergou need to pee?"

"Look at this action, it looks very similar."

"Are you trying to add some toppings to Mr. Chen's salted duck eggs??"

"The second dog doesn't look very old. He should still be a child dog, right? It must be a great supplement to eat the salted duck eggs pickled in child dog urine (funny)"

Seeing Ergou's movements, Jiang Chen frowned slightly, and then said, "It shouldn't be peeing. Generally, male dogs will lift up one hind leg to pee. It should be trying to...!"

Before Jiang Chen could finish his words, he saw Ergou's butt pointed at the yellow mud, his feet raised, and he sat down in a defecation position.

"You kill me!"

Jiang Chen flew over in a few strides, raised his foot and slapped Ergou's ass, "This is the yellow mud used to pickle salted duck eggs, are you shitting on it?"

Ergou was slapped by Jiang Chen, staggered a few times, stabilized his body, and then turned his head with a confused look on his face.

what happened?
Why did you kick me?
Why bother me when I poop?

Finally, Ergou recalled Jiang Chen's words just now, and then he came to his senses, and immediately began to curse with dissatisfaction.

When netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they burst into laughter.

"Er Gou: I smelled it just now and felt it was missing something. I want to add some side dishes to the master."

"Hahahaha, every time I see Ergou swearing, I want to laugh."

"Only Ergou dares to poop on Master Chen's "food". If it were any other animal, it might already be in the pot."

……

The two dogs whined for a while, then found that Jiang Chen didn't care about them, and then they got up and twitched out of the yard.

After Jiang Chen watched Er Gou go out, he told Dahei to watch Er Gou and not let him get close to the yellow mud drying on the ground again, and then returned to the backyard.

In fact, he didn't really kick that kick just now, otherwise how could Ergou have walked out?

Lin Xiaojing was also stunned by Er Gou's behavior just now. Seeing Jiang Chen go to the backyard, she recovered and quickly controlled the drone to the backyard.

When Jiang Chen came to the backyard, several milk dumplings had already finished washing their hands.

Jiang Chen then started to clean the duck eggs, but the eggs were full of duck poop, and Jiang Chen couldn't bear to let his precious daughters catch the duck poop.

But a few milk dumplings insisted on being washed together. Jiang Chen had no choice but to comply with the little guys' wishes.

When Tuantuan at the other end of the live broadcast room saw this scene, he was so crazy that he almost turned into a kitten with explosive hair.

The little cuties she had cared for for more than four years were actually being led by Jiang Chen to dig in the mud and wash duck eggs!
hateful!

hateful!

I must call and scold this guy tonight!
After washing the duck eggs, it's almost time to cook.

Jiang Chen said hello to the netizens and Naituanzi, then returned to the kitchen to cook and make a pot of black tea.

The milk dumplings returned to the yard and turned over the soil according to their father's instructions.

In a short while, Jiang Chen prepared the rice and invited the noodlers to eat.

After dinner, it was already past one o'clock.

After resting in the yard for a while, Jiang Chen saw that the yellow mud was almost dry, so he crushed it in batches, sifted it into fine powder, and put it in a container.

After the preparations were completed, Jiang Chen took a large basin and placed it in the backyard. After pouring some well water into it, he took out the black tea water from the kitchen and then said, "Now let's take the first step of making salted duck eggs." , put the salt into the water and mix well, then mix it with the black tea water, and then pour the yellow mud into it."

Jiang Chen spoke and acted at the same time, and his movements almost kept up with his speaking speed.

"After pouring in part of the yellow mud, stir it into a paste first. However, the mud should have a moderate consistency. If it is too thick, the coating will be uneven on the eggshell. On the contrary, it will not stick to the eggshell."

"Then let's check whether the mud is too thick or too thin. The simplest way is to take a fresh duck egg and throw it into the mud. If half of the egg sinks into the mud and the other half is exposed on the surface of the mud, it means that the preparation The mud has the right consistency.”

"But now I have prepared the consistency of this pot of mud. It should be in the most perfect state, neither thin nor thick. If netizens want to try it, they can slowly try adding it bit by bit."

"Heh! Master Chen, you are so confident, aren't you afraid of being overturned?"

"That's it, everyone, please pay attention, don't miss every opportunity to let Mr. Chen dress up as a woman!"

"Yes! I calculated with my fingers, today is the day when Master Chen's fate is overturned!"

"Alright! Betting begins!"

……

Just because of Jiang Chen's words, the netizens in the live broadcast room began to bet enthusiastically again, and each bet became more ruthless than the last.

Seeing this group of funny netizens, Jiang Chen smiled bitterly and said, "How obsessed are you with my women's clothing?"

"But I still say the same thing, it is impossible to dress as a woman, and it is impossible to dress as a woman in this life."

After saying that, Jiang Chen took a duck egg from the dustpan on one side and held it in his hand.

"Everyone, open your eyes, I'm about to throw this duck egg into the mud."

The next second, Jiang Chen directly threw the duck egg in his hand into the mud.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were like buying lottery tickets, staring at the duck egg in the basin for a moment, praying secretly in their hearts, trying to use their thoughts to make Jiang Chen overturn.

There's nothing they can do, they really want to see Jiang Chen in women's clothing!

And this duck egg never thought that one day, it would be stared at by more than 1000 million pairs of eyes!

It has simply reached the peak of Dansheng, so salty but unshakable!

After the duck egg was thrown into the mud, it quickly began to sink, and when the whole egg sank halfway, it immediately stopped sinking!

Seeing this scene, Jiang Chen immediately grinned, "Everyone, I'm sorry, it's just right."

"Fuck! Another missed opportunity!"

"It's okay. As long as we seize every opportunity, one day we will see Mr. Chen dressed as a woman!"

"Yes! I'm willing to admit defeat! Here are the fish balls!"

"I'm willing to admit defeat, and the rocket will be sent to me!"

"I am willing to admit defeat! The emperor sends it!"

……

Suddenly, the entire live broadcast room was filled with barrages and gifts.

After the mud was mixed, Jiang Chen asked the dumplings to take the duck eggs and roll them in the mud.

However, after rolling a few duck eggs, Jiang Chen discovered that his mother had filled the big jar at home with a jar of sauerkraut.

If you want this salted duck egg to taste good, it must be marinated in this kind of jar.

Thinking of this, Jiang Chen took a basin and asked the milk dumplings to continue rolling the duck eggs and put them in it. He was going to buy a big jar back from the town.

Finally, after greeting everyone, Jiang Chen left the yard and drove the Ford Raptor to the town.

Just as he was leaving the village, a van was driving from Jingtou Village into Shuishui Village and headed straight towards Jiang Chen's home.