Lord, are you looking for a smoke?

I saw Zhang Tianshi holding a peach-wood sword in his hand, martial arts in the middle of the hall, then took out the Taoist talisman in his arms, strung it on the peach-wood sword, picked up a pot of sake on the table, took a sip, and put the Tao-wood sword on the peach-wood sword The Dao Talisman is placed on the flickering candle, and wine is sprayed on the lit Dao Talisman, and a ball of open flame spurts out.

He stopped his movements and said seriously: "Have you seen what your previous life was?"

A male servant trembled with his closed eyes, with a greedy smile on the corner of his mouth: "I saw it! In my previous life, I was a rich young master. I had three wives and four concubines in my family, enjoying the family happiness! I also had a relationship with a woman named Jinlian , that's it..."

Chia Ya shook her head: Another copycat version of "Ximen Qing" was born.

"Snapped!"

Zhang Tianshi stepped forward to give the man a slap, and said sharply: "Greedy people will be punished in this life! A slap to you is too light, and I kindly advise you to leave my house and become a monk in Shaolin Temple immediately! Go!"

The man turned around in fright and wanted to run out of the lobby, but his foot slipped and he fell unconscious on the ground.

"I saw that in my previous life I was a daughter of the royal family, married the emperor, became a queen, and had all the beautiful men in the world!" A servant girl drooled, her eyes were closed tightly, her face was rosy, and she was longing for spring.

Chia Ya exclaimed: Did she also time travel?The empress has become a queen in the world? "Thousands of Changes" has been reenacted.

"You can go out of the palace to be a nun! Otherwise, you'll be killed for the rest of your life!" Zhang Tianshi picked up the woman's collar and said sternly.

"Ah? Don't!" The servant girl fainted for a moment.

"I saw that I was a little white snake, and bit the person who saved me! I have practiced for thousands of years to find Xu Xian to repay my favor!" A woman said, tears streaming down her face, with deep feelings.

Chia blinked: nnd! "Legend of the White Snake" is out?And the Legend of the Green Snake?

Zhang Tianshi shook his head helplessly: "Girl, I advise you to go home! Your husband in the previous life has now turned into a green snake and is waiting for you at home!"

With a cry of "Ah!~", the woman climbed to the side of the fainted maid, and also fainted.

"I saw that in my previous life I was a Shushan Taoist priest. I fell in love with Nuwa's descendants. I broke the laws of Shushan and her several lives. I decided to stay together but not see each other!" A man snotted his nose and cried. up.

Chia Ya sneered: Is today a call for serial dramas?Why is "Sword of Heaven and Sword 3" also staged?

Zhang Tianshi asked affectionately: "Will you go to learn magic with me? Cut off your love, since you are destined to be a Taoist priest!"

The man shook his head: "No! I want to marry a wife! I'm the only one in my family!"

"Miao, you are so big! You will be fined for cleaning the toilets in the palace for one year!" Zhang Tianshi ordered, beating his head displeasedly.

The man cried out aggrieved like a child: "Mother! Forgive my son for being unfilial. I will not be able to marry my son and have children when I become a Taoist priest. I have fulfilled your old man's wish!"

"Enough! Stop asking!"

Chia Ya couldn't bear it anymore, and knocked on the door and window with her fist: He is a Taoist priest, obviously a perverted devil who is driving people to a dead end!

Chia Ya blinked, and after thinking about it calmly: But what was she doing just now?God!Didn't she ask for a dead end?She wants "Speed" to escape for her life!

"Who is outside the door? Don't you want to live anymore?... No, there is a monster! Little monster, where can I escape!"

Zhang Tianshi approached the door of the hall, and suddenly smelled a demonic aura. With a mahogany sword in his hand, he kicked open the door and chased him out.