Lord, are you looking for a smoke?

There are green cabbage leaves, green radish slices, orange carrots and red peppers hanging on Chia's head, which can be described as "nutrition fast line, colorful"; her body is covered with white rice noodles, yellow corn noodles and gray buckwheat noodles , Comparable to the big league of steamed buns and flour, she holds a green chili pepper in her left hand, a purple eggplant in her right hand, two carps in her dress, and a daylily in her mouth, smiling stupidly.

"Uncle, I'll give you carp to eat! It's very nutritious!" She smiled silly, swaying left and right, approaching Zhang Tianshi.

Zhang Tianshi rubbed his feet on the ground and stepped backwards: "What kind of fairy are you? Quick... say it!"

He has seen countless monsters, but today he encountered a rare monster in history?This shape, this appearance, this smirk: kill him?Where is this a monster, obviously a silly girl?

"Uncle, my name is Huahua, I have Tangtang, do you want to eat it or not?" Chia Ya smiled foolishly, picked up two eggs from the bowl beside her, and threw them at Zhang Tianshi.

"Crack! Crack!"

Zhang Tianshi didn't have time to get up, and was hit on the forehead by an egg, and two yellow and white "silk sticky flowers" bloomed on his head; she ran a few steps, approached Zhang Tianshi, poked the egg yolk on his face, and said with a smile : "Huahua thinks Uncle is so cute!"

Cheng Ke leaned in front of the kitchen door, smirking and blushing: It was the first time he saw his master being teased by others in such a mess, it was really rare in a hundred years!

A burst of pungent smell rushed towards Zhang Tianshi, he covered his nose and shouted: "What's the smell on you?"

This is obviously not a monster, so where does this unpleasant smell come from?

"I just swam with Yuyu and took a bath. Uncle likes the smell? Then here you are..." She threw the fish in her skirt on Zhang Tianshi's body, squatted down and took Zhang Tianshi's hand, and smirked Next: "Uncle, let's play fish together!" She quickly let go of one hand, picked up a fish that fell in his arms, and put it in his mouth: "Uncle, let's kiss the fish! It said It likes you!"

Zhang Tianshi's face turned blue and red with anger, he supported the vegetable rack beside him, stood up, and ran out of the kitchen door: "Stay away from me! Stay away!" This was a sentence he squeezed out of his mouth desperately.

"Uncle, Yuyu wants to kiss you! Didn't it kiss enough?"

Chia Ya chased out the door, stood at the door and shouted at his back.

Zhang Tianshi wanted to turn around and roar, but the moment he turned around, he bumped his head against the bow-shaped stone gate of the courtyard, "Ah!" After a scream, he fell to the ground.

Cheng Ke blinked at Qianya, and stretched out his thumb: "Xiaoyu, you really have a way of pretending to be stupid! Look at it, my master is playing!" Smiling and sighing, he ran to Zhang Tianshi who had fainted again: "Master , are you alright, old man? My apprentice is here!"

Chia Ya shook her head, pretending to be innocent: "He was the one who wanted to kill me first, right? I'm just pretending to be stupid in order to defend myself!"

When Cheng Ke ran into Zhang Tianshi, he had already got up from the ground and staggered forward.

"Master, wait for me! Is there something wrong?" Cheng Ke wanted to support him.

"I'm fine!... Disciple, master is going back to practice more 'sorcery recognition'!" He pushed his hand and continued to run forward stumbling.

"Master, is your nose bleeding?"

"It's okay, it's been hot lately!"

"Master, your forehead is also bleeding?"

"It's okay, I'm too angry recently, set it on fire!"

"Master..."

"Why are you so wordy?" Zhang Tianshi turned his head and scolded Cheng Ke, "Ah!~" Another scream.

"Master, I wanted to tell you that there is a rockery behind, so don't turn your head!...Master, what's wrong with you?" Cheng Ke hurriedly supported Zhang Tianshi who was about to fall.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? Find a doctor for me..."

"Master..." Cheng Kepi laughed and said, "Hua Hua is here!"

Zhang Tianshi immediately jumped up from his arms and shouted: "Don't let her come over, ah!" After screaming again, he disappeared from Yuyuan Palace in seconds.