Lord of the night.

Chapter 1298: Fart! [2 in 1]

Chapter 1298: Fart if you want to! [Two in One]

Feng Yun finished speaking and sighed.

His own inheritance of divination, the general trend of things, and the palm lines of heaven.

I didn't want to expose myself so early; it's not to hide my shortcomings, but I have only just started to learn, and am far from being proficient.

It is normal if there is a mistake or error in the calculation at this time.

Feng Yun believed that his current fortune was not good enough to bring him great luck.

But the current situation in the southeast made Feng Yun feel full of crisis. He could sense it with his astronomical calculations: success followed by failure, success at the beginning and failure in the end.

In other words, the awakening of the blood spirit will definitely succeed under Dongnan’s own layout!
But the three resurrected demons are bound to die!

The moment of resurrection, death!

This is the beginning of success and the end of failure.

Because Feng Yun knew that on the guardian's side, there was always an eye from above that was coldly watching this side with its all-seeing eyes.

Eastern Military Advisor.

What he was waiting for was not the awakening of his own blood spirit. All the arrangements for the awakening of the blood spirit were just training for Xue Changqing to the Eastern Military Advisor.

And the moment the three demons are resurrected, thunder will fall!
Backhand completely suppressed!

The Eastern Military Advisor will not allow the three demons to be resurrected.

It is extremely difficult for Feng Yun to make the three demons return under Dongfang Sansan's nose.

However, using Night Demon to stabilize the luck situation and return to an evenly matched luck situation is the top priority. Because, the luck is all on the other side, and with the luck tilted, we are bound to fail no matter what!
Only after achieving balance, can you find a glimmer of hope under the guidance of luck!
After Feng Yun finished speaking, Yan Nan and Yan Suiyun fell into long contemplation.

Yan Nan could only say that he could understand the art of astronomy, and he could clearly see that what Feng Yun said made sense, but he couldn't explain why it made sense.

This understanding is understandable because of the concept of "luck".

If Yan Nan didn't use luck as an example, he would have just read the Book of Heaven.

For Yan Nan, is heaven calculating? It's a lucky eight.

Yan Suiyun stared at it for a long while, and finally sighed and said, "In that case, I will arrange for Ye Mo to go over."

Feng Yun said: "Yes."

Yan Suiyun said to Yan Nan, "You arrange Ning Zaifei to create some momentum for the Night Demons to advance from west to east along the way."

Yan Nan said: "Okay."

He immediately took out the communication jade and notified Ning Zaifei who had just set out less than half a day ago.

Yan Suiyun has informed Feng Yun again: "Feng Yun, you have to remember one thing."

"The succubus must be resurrected successfully and come back alive. She must come back alive at all costs."

"Yes."

Feng Yun agreed. He knew very well that Yan Suiyun only mentioned one person's name this time. The meaning of this was self-evident.

Communications cut off.

Yan Nan blushed and said, "All three of them must come back alive, why are you emphasizing it so much? It's really embarrassing for me."

Yan Suiyun rolled his eyes and chuckled.

The succubus at that time has always been a pain in the old father's heart.

Yan Suiyun naturally has to take care of this.

Find a way to get rid of this knot in your heart.

The succubus from back then had been rotting underground for three thousand years, and all of her past had passed away with the decay.

So Yan Suiyun had already made preparations.

Although I feel angry about Lao Deng every day, I still want to make up for his lifelong regret no matter what.

Yan Nan felt inexplicably a little embarrassed.

She was a little restless, especially in front of her son, and felt a little guilty.

So he stood up, coughed twice, and said sternly: "Then you quickly arrange for Ye Mo to go over, otherwise, Feng Yun will be unable to handle it alone... I have other things to do, and I am busy with teaching affairs, so I will leave first."

"Please."

Yan Suiyun rolled his eyes and understood clearly in his mind: Lao Deng was too shy to sit still.

Yannan left.

Yan Suiyun took the communication jade and thought about Feng Yun's words several times again.

I drew the four corners of the world on the ground bit by bit, and then I and the guardian masters were distributed.

Sighed softly.

Although the Somali Orthodox Church is now at war on all fronts, it has not deployed high-level forces.

So... Dongfang Sansan on the opposite side still had a fist clenched in his hand and hadn't knocked it down.

And where will this fist hit?
Feng Yun’s concerns are justified.

The three demons died in the Southeast Forest of All Spirits. It was Dongfang Sansan who did it himself. After their death, the divine Wuxiang Jade disappeared with their bodies, and no one knew where they went.

But it must be still under the Southeast Forest of All Spirits.

And a Wu Tian Dao demon has been resurrected.

Since the Only Orthodox Church is operating on a large scale in the southeast, it must be resurrecting the Three Demons...

Yan Suiyun sighed, frowned, and looked at the map for a while, wondering whether Night Demon would have perished in this kind of destiny in the past...

After considering the Guardian, the Only Orthodox Church, Feng Yun, Yan Beihan, Xue Changqing and others.

Finally, even the disappeared Divine Weasel Sect and the Spirit Snake Sect were taken into consideration.

Then he slowly picked up the communication jade and sent a message to Night Demon.

"My dear son-in-law, your Tianxia Escort Agency needs to be monitored. Set some rules. They have been selecting people these days. If you are not here to lead the team, there may be omissions."

"Also, go over to Feng Yun's place and give him some help."

"Pay attention and contact your Grandmaster Sun at any time. If something happens here, you must let Tianwang Xiao tear the space to send you there at all costs."

"Even if nothing happens, you still need to show up at the Life and Death Patrol every once in a while."

"In short... during this period of time, I need you to come three times."

"be careful."

Fang Che received the news and said, "Grandmaster Sun is holding me captive now... Please let my father-in-law know. I have been beaten more than a thousand times by Grandmaster..."

Yan Suiyun almost laughed out loud: "Then I'll tell him."

He cut off the communication and sent a message to Sun Wutian: "When Night Demon can get away, let him do other things. Since you are impersonating, everything is basically fine here. Don't hold him back."

Even when Yan Suiyun was talking to Sun Wutan, he still needed to be careful and polite.

Sun Wutian snorted and replied: "The bloodline passed down by Feng Du, the descendants follow the roots, but they just like to complain."

The old devil knew very well why Yan Suiyun had suddenly come to arrange this matter.

Now Yan Suiyun knew where the problem lay.

According to my father, when Sun Wutian had mastered the Heavenly Sword, he wanted to compete with Feng Du. But Feng Du didn't want to fight him, so he talked to the chief leader.

So the chief leader personally fought with Sun Wutan.

The chief leader only threw three punches.

But it is said that Wutan Dao Mo was beaten so hard that he almost cried for help.

From then on, the idea that 'people with the surname Feng all like to complain' was deeply rooted in Sun Wutan's mind.

"It will take a few more days."

Sun Wutian said: "In a few days, I will let him go."

After the communication was cut off, Sun Wutian called Fang Che over and said with a fierce smile: "Feng Yun filed a complaint against me, but your grandfather was too embarrassed to make the arrangements, so he asked your father-in-law to make the arrangements for me... You are really brave. If I don't teach you a lesson, people will think you are a soft persimmon."

Fang Che cried out loudly: "What does this have to do with me?"

"It doesn't matter."

The old devil said arrogantly: "But I'm upset but I can't find anyone to vent my anger on, so I have to take it out on you! You little bastard! Die for me!"

Fang Che was caught and beaten up again.

Then he adopted Fang Che's own method, allowing him to always improve his overall cultivation to the highest level and not stop.

Fang Che was trained until he passed out.

The brothers trembled all over when they saw it.

Especially Dongyunyu.

Dong Yunyu has basically become like Ding Jieran, never saying a word from morning to night.

When he first arrived, Senior Fei Dao pretended to be like Boss Fang and asked himself, "I heard that you have a bad mouth?"

Then he said: "If you say something mean, you will be in peak condition day and night for seven days and seven nights!"

Up to now, Dong Yunyu is still in the first seven days and seven nights.

Just because he said to Xue Wanren, "People from the Shit King family shouldn't care about this little bit of training," before Xue Wanren could get angry, Senior Fei Dao came out.

He started practicing very kindly.

Less than half an hour had passed, and Dong Yunyu was already screaming in his heart: Is this cultivation? This is pure abuse!

Jing Shuanggao and Qiu Yunshang looked at Dong Yunyu with envy… That’s great, you only have seven days because you’re a masochist, but we need to practice like this all the time without end.

The Life and Death Brigade began a strange life: two Fang bosses could be seen every day.

One is beating, the other is being beaten.

Of course, everyone was abused. The usual sparring, fighting, and training were nothing compared to what they are doing now.

For example, Dong Yunyu is now standing upside down, with a piece of star iron between his legs, another piece between his feet, and eight small pieces between his ten toes.

Senior Feidao’s standard is: you just practice in a handstand position with all your strength. Every day, I want to see the marks I carved on these star irons being erased by you. If you can’t do it, get out!
The mark carved by Sun Wutan using his magic skills was the result of Dong Yunyu's peak cultivation: it happened that Dong Yunyu had to practice at his limit for more than nine hours in a row to erase that mark.

Moreover, during this process, all of your energy must be concentrated on your legs, feet, and ten toes, and you must clamp them tightly.

As for Jing Shuanggao, Qiu Yunshang, Mo Ganyun and others, each method was different, but they were all squeezed to their limits.

Even Fang Che didn't understand where the old devil got so many ways to play tricks on people. He could only say that the longer he lived, the more experience he gained.

Sun Wutan's requirement for Xue Huanhuan was: use all your strength to circulate spiritual energy, and three spiritual flowers should form on the top of your head. The time for the three flowers to form and be retained must not be less than six hours.

This requires full concentration and unity of spirit, energy and mind, and not to be distracted at all. It is much more difficult than Dong Yunyu.

After all, a Saint Lord should be treated like one... To Mo Ganyun: Use no spiritual energy to hold your current 5,400-jin stick in one hand for eight hours a day!
Four hours on the left hand and four hours on the right hand.

If you dare to use a little spiritual energy, get out of the killing team!

So now Mo Ganyun's arms are swelling thicker than his thighs every day.

But compared with Boss Fang, they all felt that they had it very easy. After all, Boss Fang had to practice for more than eight hours a day, and then get beaten up from time to time!
Now everyone finally understood why Boss Fang had made such rapid progress.

It turns out that I was being abused inhumanely all the time.

Now everyone is looking forward to carrying out the mission quickly, mainly because... carrying out missions of life and death, combat and law enforcement are really much easier than ordinary training!

hundred times!
Moreover, this is special training given to you by Senior Feidao himself. Do you dare to have any objection?

If you dare to complain to someone, just see how they scold you.

If I tell my family, I’ll probably be kicked out of the house right after I say it…

If I were to be kicked out to the Life and Death Squad for failing to complete my training mission... haha, there would be no point in living in this life.

So even though everyone was devastated and wanted to cry every moment of every day, they still gritted their teeth and persevered.

Looking forward to it... Anyway, the next mission is about to begin... I can then take a rest... Woohoo.

Next, the Life and Death Squad set out.

The target was Bailong City, which was a thousand miles away and adjacent to Baiwuzhou. When there were still three hundred miles to Bailong City, Fang Che suddenly had some problems with his practice.

Everyone can see that Boss Fang is stuck in a vicious circle of 'failing to break through, being beaten back, and unable to come back, charging forward, but unable to break through'.

Everyone understands this situation.

The breakthrough in cultivation that only occurs in super geniuses is called "false realm barrier".

But among ten thousand super geniuses, not even one may encounter such a thing that only exists in legends.

To put it simply, it is because his aptitude is too good and his breakthrough is too fast, leading to a mysterious false advancement!
It seems like a breakthrough, but in fact there is no breakthrough, and the realm of breakthrough does not exist at all.

But I can't get out, and I can't break through the real realm.

Generally speaking, it is extremely difficult to adjust when encountering this situation.

So Senior Fei Dao immediately used his profound skills to suppress Boss Fang's skills, then expanded his domain and took Boss Fang in.

"In my domain, I can calmly feel the world, straighten out my cultivation, annihilate the false meridians, and come out after a real breakthrough."

Boss Fang was taken in.

Everyone was very concerned, but Senior Fei Dao didn't take it seriously: "This is a good thing, and this kind of false breakthrough is like an extra set of non-existent meridians for him from now on. You are all from big families, so you should understand this principle, right?"

"So once a breakthrough occurs, the power will be much greater than a normal breakthrough."

"So you guys have to hurry up and train harder. Otherwise, if you fall behind, I don't want to see you guys lagging behind every day... annoying."

Everyone is trembling with fear and under great pressure about this.

"Besides, you should be aware that your boss Fang can't come out for the time being, so I'm taking over his duties. If this gets out, and someone from your Guardian Headquarters comes to pay a visit or invite you, don't blame me for running away and leaving you with nothing to worry about!"

Everyone knows this.

Everyone who has been in contact with him during this period can feel that this Senior Fei Dao is actually quite a bit of both good and evil.

Although he hated evil, he also couldn't stand the guardian's dogma.

Apart from Military Advisor Dongfang and Lord Xue, he didn't care about anyone else. So if he provoked this old man, he would run away directly, which was very likely.

That would really deprive the guardian of a great deal of help, and it would really not be worth it.

Whoever made this mistake would probably be taken back to the Guardian headquarters for trial.

So everyone nodded: "We know the seriousness of this matter!"

"Uh, Senior Fei Dao..."

"You have to call me Boss Fang!"

"Uh... Boss Fang, how long will it take for our Boss Fang to...?"

"I have only heard of this kind of false advancement in my life, but I have never really seen it. So, when I can get through it depends on the situation. It may take as short as 20 days, or as long as... it may take about a month."

Sun Wutian said: "But it is in my domain and I can check it at any time. You don't have to worry about it."

Then he glared and said, "You just need to worry about him improving too fast when he comes out. Then you can get any kind of beating you want!"

Everyone's faces suddenly twisted...

At this time, Mo Ganyun stepped forward and launched his strongest attack: "Boss, can I give you a massage?"

"you?"

The old devil squinted his eyes: "Haha...Okay, you come and try it."

Mo Ganyun took action...

Sun Wutian was shocked for a moment: "Oh my god... this..."

He turned his head in shock: "The strength of the technique... is so good?"

The old devil felt that he had received the highest level of treatment in his life. This kind of massage... Is this really something that humans should enjoy?

I feel my neck, shoulders, waist and arms...

“Ouch… ouch… ouch…”

Sun Wutian couldn't help but groan: "This is the neck... This... is the waist..."

Mo Ganyun had practiced his super massage skills on Sister Long for decades, and at this moment he was truly favored by the old devil and gained huge benefits.

After all, he is someone who has provided one-stop service!

The old devil shook his neck: "Oh... comfortable... You know, this is weird. It's obvious that over the years, I can adjust the position of every bone and even my heart meridians. I know exactly what my best state is. But I still feel so comfortable when someone presses on me. Why do you think this is?"

"Push harder, hey...under the neck, push harder...behind the skull..."

From now on, Mo Ganyun replaced Fang Che and became the most popular person around the old devil!

The old devil generously reduced the daily extreme training by half an hour - this half hour also required the highest level of cultivation, in an extreme burst state, to massage the old devil...

Mo Ganyun sighed: "It's more labor-intensive than a full-scale massage!"

Everyone was surprised: "You have massaged a dragon?!"

Mo Ganyun responded reflexively: "No! Absolutely not!"

Dong Yunyu: “Ahahahaha…quack quack…”

Mo Ganyun: "Ugh... Ugh..."

……

Led by Fang Tu, who was impersonated by Hero Sun, the Life and Death Brigade once again set off a bloody storm starting from Bailong City, radiating for thousands of miles around.

Fang Tu was wearing black clothes with a dark glow, and wherever he went, he caused bloody storms.

That black robe represents the highest authority of the current guardian!
Wherever I go, I am responsible for convicting, arresting, killing and slaughtering!
You are only allowed to bow your head and confess your guilt, no questioning allowed. I killed the wrong person, I take responsibility. But for those I didn't kill, who dares to come out and complain? Just try!

But, it is obvious that...

With Sun Wutan's spiritual perception, which is at the top of the world, he would not kill the wrong person!
The person killed must be guilty of a crime punishable by death!
Under the knife of life and death, no innocent people will die!

When a recognized good man in Bailong City was brought to justice, it triggered a violent backlash, and even many ordinary people were wondering how such a good man could be caught?

Then, the Life and Death Squad used Sun Wutan's spiritual sense to investigate everywhere and found evidence. When all kinds of dirty, disgusting and unscrupulous crimes were announced to the world and no one refuted them, the world was boiling.

It turns out that this great philanthropist had a hand in all the dirty industries in Bailong City.

Moreover, all the money actually flowed into a mysterious organization. Fang Tu led the Life and Death Squad to track down the organization and unexpectedly tracked it to the Divine Weasel Sect Leader. In a fierce battle, they completely wiped out the Divine Weasel Sect Leader.

But the clues were cut off there and most of the money was never recovered.

Things are getting serious.

After reporting the matter to the Guardian Headquarters, the Life and Death Squad did not stop but continued their life and death mission.

Because... now that the level of the Divine Itachi Cult has been revealed, the next thing is the guardian's business.

It has nothing to do with the Life and Death Brigade.

The most that can happen is that the Itachi Cult will come again to seek revenge on the Life and Death Squad... but that is a matter for the future.

The Life and Death Squad quickly finished up in Bailong City. All the valuables were handed over to the guards in the main hall. The escort agency's escort vehicles were called in, and the guardians dispatched people to escort them along the way to the southeast.

The Life and Death Squad withdrew and moved on to the next city.

But the real Fang Che had already left the team and was walking alone on the way back to East Lake.

Along the way, Fang Che looked sad and sighed.

In his imagination: this time, Sun Wutan pretended to be him and had the power of life and death, while he found an excuse to slip away.

Indulge yourself for a few days.

To use Mr. Fang’s own words: I have worked hard for so many days, and have risked my life thousands of times for this country. Now I have finally returned from the headquarters of the Solitary Orthodox Church after surviving a near-death experience. Can’t I enjoy myself now?

So Mr. Fang thought that he should first hide his identity and go to find Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan to enjoy a few days of heavenly life.

Then he contacted his father and took his two wives back to kowtow to his parents.

By the way, all the way back and forth... Hehe, don't I have the final say over the little witch and the little dancer?
And this can't be considered as abusing my power for personal gain. I'm fulfilling my parents' wish and bringing my wife back... This is great filial piety!

Fang Che had even thought about what to say when he saw Yan Beihan, and then what to say to his father, how to go along the way, how to walk slowly on the road, how to sleep in the open air in a cave deep in the mountains, and relive the good days in Sanfang Tiandi...

As a result, the beautiful plan was shattered before it even got started.

Forget about enjoying yourself. Now you don’t even have time to fart.

"What the hell... life, life."

Fang Che sighed.

Fortunately, I didn't tell Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan in advance, otherwise they would be so disappointed...

The key point is that Fang Che's face cannot be used and Ye Mo's face cannot be revealed. Therefore, only Lord Xing Mang, who is uglier than Ye Mo, is walking on the road with an ugly face...

"Mr. Yun, I'm on my way back now. Lord Yan Suiyun has assigned me another task, so I need to stay somewhere else for a few days. How is your situation now?"

"I'm glad you're here."

Feng Yun was very happy: "I am hanging on tightly here, and I haven't launched my full strength yet, but there is vague and uncertain news circulating in the martial arts world. When you arrive, we will discuss it and decide on the action."

"it is good."

After cutting off the communication with Feng Yun, Fang Che began to contact his father, very cautiously: "Dad... your son greets you."

"If you fart, let it go!"

(End of this chapter)

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