Lord of the night.

Chapter 1382 Miss Golden Dragon [Seeking Monthly Tickets and Subscriptions]

Suddenly everyone realized: It was Ninth Master!

No wonder no wonder!
Only Ninth Master could summarize it so succinctly. It's accurate and to the point while avoiding all the problems.

Everyone was convinced.

Yan Nan looked up at the four sentences, and after a long while sighed softly: "Dongfang, well written."

Yan Nan's words came from the bottom of her heart.

Because that's what he thought too: Night Demon still slaughtered mountains of corpses and seas of blood on the side of the Sovereign Sect, but in the end the Five Spirit Gu would fall on him, which would be equivalent to opening up a new chapter for the Sovereign Sect.

But this is a secret of the highest order! Even if everyone in the world were to die, Dongfang San San must not know!

Dongfang San San sighed and said, "These youngsters, including Feng Yun, Xiao Han, Chang Qing, and Fang Che, are all geniuses. They are even more talented than our generation, and their path ahead is much longer. It's just a pity that their cultivation progress is still too slow."

"Yes, it's too slow!"

Yan Nan wholeheartedly agreed, and even sighed from the bottom of her heart.

Fang Che's dark purple aura permeated the starry sky and swirled in the clouds, slowly dissipating only after a full quarter of an hour.

Then, white light and purple mist shot into the sky once more.

Snow has fallen.

Ranked 506th on the Cloud Weapon Ranking.

No-damage knife!

The goddess holds up the heavenly sword, fearless of wind and rain;

With delicate hands she repels all enemies, she reigns supreme amidst the clouds!
Feng Xue's sword, in the battle at Yun Duan, was almost entirely on the defensive, and there weren't many battles.

The most striking impression it gives is: with a knife in hand, nothing can harm you.

No matter what the enemy is or how they attack, one slash will send them flying.

Although he was ultimately defeated by Fang Tu's extraordinary swordsmanship, his uncanny knife skills left a deep impression on everyone.

There is a strange sense of security, like "with the goddess in front of me, I am safe and sound".

Moreover, she maintained a graceful and dignified demeanor throughout, even while fighting in the clouds, giving off the air of a refined and elegant lady. Therefore, she truly deserves the titles of goddess and celestial beauty.

A frantic roar echoed from afar.

Mo Ganyun advanced to 519; the 5,400-pound club smashed Wu Xin like a reed swaying in the wind, but Mo Ganyun stopped advancing when he reached this point.

Xiang Xin and Xue walked slowly ahead.

If Mo Ganyun were to fight desperately, he was confident of breaking through Xiang Xin's defenses, but he would be unable to break through Xue Huanhuan's defenses beyond that.

So I simply stopped there, keeping my mind on the road ahead, using the pressure to motivate myself.

Dong Yunyu followed closely behind, defeating Wu Xin once again and arriving at 520.

After being defeated, Wu Xin coughed up three mouthfuls of blood.

It wasn't because I was hit, it was because I was angry!

In that short battle, Dong Yunyu made 700 moves, but also cursed him 1,500 times!

"Stinky!"

"You idiot!"

"You truly live up to your surname, you ugly bastard with your mouth on the top of your head!"

Are you ready to eat shit anytime?!

"The Wu family must have had a lot of bad luck with you! Like a green smoke rising from their ancestral graves!"

"..."

Wu Xin's combat strength is comparable to Dong Yunyu's, but he was defeated by being verbally abused!
He was angry while hitting her, but he couldn't win the argument! No matter what she said, Dong Yunyu ignored her and instead retaliated with even more enthusiasm.

You can insult someone without harming them, but their insults can be a devastating blow to you.

This feeling is indescribably unpleasant.

In the end, all Wu Xin wanted was to avoid being scolded. After letting Dong Yunyu rush over, Wu Xin sat in his seat, getting angrier and angrier. He coughed up blood several times before he felt a little better.

"This is outrageous! How can there be such a cesspool in the world!"

Wu Xin's face was completely blackened.

Several people around him cast sympathetic glances at him.

Whether they were guardians or members of the righteous sect, they all had the same expression: How pitiful... they were scolded for so long before they finally lost.

Starlight twinkled, and holy light surged forth.

The opening poem for "Snowflakes Fluttering" has been released.

Snowflakes are falling.

Five hundred and seven.

Flawless Sword!
Flawless jade flosses spread across the azure sky; Snow-white pearls scatter like precious jade.
A sword's cold light guards the mortal realm, while I drift freely through the world.

Just as they emerged, before anyone had a chance to comment or savor the poem, Dong Yunyu loudly exclaimed, "Excellent! Excellent! This poem is wonderful! No wonder you're my wife! Honey, this poem is absolutely beautiful!"

Everyone instantly lost all interest!
This is actually Dong Yunyu's wife?

In an instant, from the highest to the lowest levels, everyone was filled with the same thought: Damn it! What a waste of a beautiful flower on cow dung!
It must be said that no one has ever been able to unify everyone's thoughts to such a high degree.

Not a single word is wrong!
That's what everyone thinks!

Moreover, their movements were perfectly synchronized: frowning, rolling their eyes, and sighing.

"Hey……"

Above and below the clouds, across the four seas and eight wastelands, everyone uttered this voice at the same time.

Lian Yannan, Bai Jing, Xue Wu, and the others all sighed, "Sigh..."

Yan Nan looked at Dongfang San San, speechless: "Dongfang, you...aren't you going to worry about the children's marriage prospects? This is just matchmaking..."

"do not talk."

Xue Wu and Dongfang San San's faces twisted simultaneously.

Xuewu added, "A misfortune for our family..."

Yan Nan couldn't help but laugh and said, "Master Wu, when you celebrate your birthday in the future, your descendants, grandsons-in-law and granddaughters-in-law will come to wish you a happy birthday, and they'll open their mouths and say things like, 'May your happiness be as boundless as the Eastern Sea, and your longevity as enduring as the Southern Mountain's pine trees...' That would be quite a strange experience."

Xue Wu shuddered and exclaimed, "Get out! I never celebrate my birthday!"

Bi Changhong called out, "Stop talking, they're here, they're here! They're here!"

Sure enough, a rich purple aura spread out, and starlight shone brightly, like the most beautiful dream blooming in the night sky.

Bi Yunyan!
Ranked 508th on the Cloud Weapon Ranking.

Soul-stabilizing needle!
A longsword falls like a shower of stars, a divine needle settles the moon's soul;
A powerful witch in the clouds, a beautiful woman in the mortal world!
"That's not a good fit at all!"

"What the hell is this!"

The eight vice-leaders of the True Sect simultaneously cursed.

Feng Yunyan, Bei Han, and others also joined in the cursing. Everyone looked bewildered, shocked, and dissatisfied.

Apart from the last line, "a beautiful woman in the mortal world," the other three lines are utter nonsense!
Even the nickname "Soul-Stabilizing Needle" can be said to be a completely fabricated one!

As people who know Bi Yunyan well, no one expected that this girl would actually get such a reputation!
What falling star rain, what fixed moon soul, what great witch!

This guy is totally a complete couch potato!
How can you give such a poor evaluation and such a prelude to a salted fish? Don't you have any conscience?
However, despite the opposition, criticism, and frustration from the crowd, this was already Yun Duan's decision, and it could not be changed.

The opening poems for the Cloud Weapon Ranking are all based on the ranking performance.

Of Bi Yunyan's few battles, the one that left the deepest impression was her fight against Zhao Ying'er.

Powerful! Domineering! Sharp! With an aura as vast as the heavens!
Completely witch-like behavior.

They looked like they wanted to wipe them out completely!

Whether it's a sword or a soul-splitting needle, both possess that fierce and domineering aura, capable of killing in one strike!

It gives the impression that: when Yunyan makes a move, there are deaths but no injuries!
So the poets who wrote this poem were perfectly fine!
Moreover, she is the princess of the righteous sect, so what else could she be but a great witch?

Bi Changhong stared blankly, Bai Jing stared wide-eyed, Chen Gu's face was contorted, Yu Hanyan was speechless, and Xiong Jiang's rugged face was completely dumbfounded.

Even Yan Nan's facial features were all squeezed together.

Everyone felt the same way: Damn it!

Is this supposed to be Bi Yunyan as described on the stone wall?
This assessment would be quite fitting even for the God of Wind.

cloud.

Yan Beihan was stunned for a moment before finally laughing: "Oh my, so Yunyan is so fierce. We'll have to be careful from now on."

Feng Yun burst into laughter, clutching his stomach: "This is the first time I've felt that the Cloud Weapon Ranking can be this unreliable... Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."

Bi Yunyan, on the contrary, felt a sense of smug satisfaction: "Hmm, the first wife is a little witch, and I am the great witch... Hehehehehe..."

Even as the dust settles, the opening poems continue to be released one after another.

The gamblers have already begun calculating their gains and losses.

But after some calculations, it turns out that over 99% of gamblers ended up with long faces.

Because... they were all pressed incorrectly.

The bookmakers made a fortune, while very few people were actually able to claim the prize.

The gamblers' cries of agony began to rise in waves.

Few people paid attention to the opening poems after that.

However, everyone is still waiting for one person.

Dongyun Jade.

This guy's ranking isn't very high.

However, his personality traits are so distinct that everyone is really looking forward to it.

When Dong Yunyu finally appeared, everyone was greatly encouraged.

Dongyun Jade.

The Cloud Weapon Ranking has 520 members.

Viper Sword!
The name brought a knowing smile to everyone's faces: it was perfect!

Everyone understood one thing: the character for "snake" was definitely a homophone. The character they actually wanted to use was something else entirely.

The sword's aura was chilling, as if the sky were about to sink; the vile aura was so intense, as if the sky had already sunk.
The Red Dust Sword ranks 520th, the most venomous tongue in the world!
"Hahahahaha..."

"What a wonderful poem! So apt!"

"I would call this poem the best of this year's Cloud Weaponry Ranking!"

"Wow! Awesome! Awesome!"

On the high platform, Dongfang San San burst out laughing, exclaiming, "Well deserved!"

Yan Nan slapped his thigh: "Who wrote this? It's truly, indescribably apt!"

A wave of jubilation and praise swept through the crowd.

Only Dong Yunyu, enraged from the clouds, roared, "Who wrote this! Which bastard wrote this? I don't recognize this! And he still wants payment for this?! No way! Master, you can't give it to him... When I go down and find this guy, I'll fart him to death!"

Dong Yunyu jumped up and down, unwilling to comply.

However, the employer had already paid the fee and agreed to keep it confidential. Under the employer's cover, the poet had long since disappeared into the vast sea of ​​people.

It has to be said that the people who felt the most relieved were actually the Dong family!

Finally, someone's going to teach this bastard a lesson!
He's really spoiled me these past few years!

The opening poems are still being released here, and the rankings are still being pushed up; but basically, people aren't very interested anymore.

She Menglong and Dong Yuanping had a smooth start, but later they kept getting beaten up.

However, it was the young experts from the Golden Dragon Palace, Hai Weilan and Hai Dingbo.

These two actually surged ahead and broke into the top 530.

He was taller than the Jiang siblings from the Heavenly Palace, and even surpassed She Menglong, ranking behind Dong Yuanping.

This was somewhat unexpected for both the guardians and the higher-ups of the Spirit Serpent Divine Weasel. Meanwhile, She Wushen of the Spirit Serpent Cult, having surged forward relentlessly, reached number 545 before stopping.

Anyone can see that his strength is far more than that.

But it didn't move again.

This surprised everyone with his composure.

The battles between one hundred and five hundred have already come to an end.

And the top 100 in the cloud have finally started to take action.

Dong Changfeng wanted to push forward again, but as the rankings on the weapon rankings progressed, several people ahead of him died, and he, who was ranked thirty-fifth, actually reached twenty-ninth without a fight!
The person who was originally ranked 30th is now ranked 28th.

Now we're only one place short, but originally we were five places short.

Knowing he was no match for Dong Changfeng, he did not charge.

But Li Yao, the Sword of Life and Death, who was behind him, was unlucky.

He was originally thirty-five, then Dong Changfeng pushed him down to thirty-six, and this adjustment brought him back to thirty. But before he could settle in, Feng Di surged ahead on the rankings, pushing Li Yao out of the top thirty and making him thirty-one.

Feng Di was placed after Dong Changfeng.

They didn't continue charging.

Since he couldn't defeat the previous twenty-eight, and since he couldn't charge forward in one go, why offend his own man, Dong Changfeng?

The earlier adjustments were much faster than the later ones.

Top ten in the cloud.

Xiang Beidou finally stood up and started his climb up the leaderboard.

This vice-leader of the Sovereign Cult has sat in ninth place for so long without moving. Now, he is finally starting to move.

The first battle is against the Heavenly King Xiao Ning in Fei.

Ning Zaifei knew that although Vice Chief Instructor Xiang was ranked lower than him, there was a reason for it. He wasn't truly inferior to him. So after a few moves, he simply conceded defeat.

Jiang Ning was moved up to ninth place.

Xiang Beidou didn't stop there, continuing his challenge against Feng Congrong. He defeated Feng Congrong after three hundred moves.

Then, within a few moves, he defeated Hundred Battles Blade.

Facing Yu Haoran.

A thousand tricks!

Defeated Yu Haoran and advanced into the top five.

In one hundred moves, he defeated Madman Halberd and became the fourth.

Rui Qianshan is just ahead.

Rui Qianshan looked at Xiang Beidou with cold, sharp eyes: "Are you coming or not?"

Sword Master was itching to get started.

As Xiang Beidou charged forward, a sudden urge arose in his heart to kill a vice-leader of the Weiwo Zhengjiao sect on the Cloud Ranking.

Xiang Beidou snorted, sat down calmly, and said indifferently, "I have no interest in fighting you!"

They actually stopped.

Rui Qianshan was stunned: "Then why did you rush in?"

"Because I need to change my position."

Xiang Beidou closed his eyes to rest, ignoring Rui Qianshan.

"Holy crap, that's amazing!"

Rui Qianshan clicked his tongue in amazement.

But I also felt a wave of pressure coming my way.

Xiang Beidou's position is definitely not comfortable for him. He could break through at any time and come after him.

This feeling made Rui Qianshan extremely unhappy, but there was nothing she could do about it.

"Go back and start the special training again."

Lord Jian's gaze fell upon Xue Wu, who was sitting on the high platform below.

It would be a huge loss not to learn from such a master. Before you came out, I couldn't do anything, but now that you're out, I'll go find you every day to get beaten up!
Even if you don't fight me, I can still be so shameless that you can't help it!

The weaponry arsenal in the cloud is shining.

Meanwhile, the divine power of the Cloud Weapon Compendium is slowly increasing.

A major reshuffle, with each newcomer being a genius, greatly boosted the power of the Cloud Weapon Ranking.

Divine power fluctuations, an invisible aura, spread throughout the universe. Unexplained shockwaves burst forth from the sky.

a faraway place.

The little bear lay lazily on a pile of triangular, colorful, glistening fruits.

They ate and drank without a care in the world.

This is the fifth sacred mountain and treasure land it has conquered since its strength increased.

While he was eating and drinking to his heart's content, his aura actually increased.

On one hand, the spiritual energy of the fruit rushed into the body in such a massive amount, but most importantly, faint streams of fortune began to emanate from the air.

Let the little bear's strength gradually increase.

The little bear ate and drank heartily, his silly little face beaming with contentment.

very nice.

Dad's giving me a treat again, though it's not much this time, but it's still nice. And it's not sudden, it's a steady increase, hehe, it's so comfortable and great.

I'm lying down and enjoying myself.

Golden light shimmered outside.

A golden dragon, its entire body gleaming with golden light, slithered in, its intelligent eyes revealing a hint of melancholy.

Then he exclaimed in surprise: "Boss, your strength... has increased again?"

The little bear was very satisfied, squinting his eyes: "Hehe... my dad... is giving out perks."

Miss Jinlong was even more frustrated: "When will your dad send us some?"

"..."

The little bear ignored the question and asked, "What do you want from me?"

"Boss, what you said the other day... I can't do it now."

Jinlong's voice was very soft, like a little girl's.

"what's up?"

The little bear looked completely bewildered. What did I tell you?
"It's about me going back in human form. You've forgotten? You've actually forgotten?"

Jinlong's face was full of human-like frustration.

It's my misfortune to have such a boss. He forgets everything he said the moment he hears it, even matters of life and death.

Ms. Jinlong was utterly speechless at this phenomenon.

"Going back... Oh, oh, oh. How are you? How are your preparations going?"

The little bear opened its eyes, its round, big pupils rolling around in their sockets a dozen times before its gaze cleared after a while.

Oh, I remember now, I did make those arrangements.

"It's not very good. You can take a look."

Miss Golden Dragon sighed, then transformed, and instantly, a stunningly beautiful woman appeared before Little Bear.

She had a curvaceous figure, a slender build, and an extremely beautiful face, with long, flowing golden hair.

Beautiful things are hard to find, even in heaven and on earth.

She is absolutely stunningly beautiful.

but!

Miss Jinlong looked at her transformed human body and was on the verge of tears: "Boss, 2.7 meters tall... Have you ever seen a woman who is 2.7 meters tall on our home planet? At this size, let alone being able to go back, even if I did, wouldn't I be a monster?"

The little bear put its paw into its mouth, looking shocked: "So tall! So strong!? Didn't I tell you to be petite and delicate? How can someone as big as you seduce... no, serve... no, that's not right either... how can you make a living? Right, make a living?"

The little bear was shocked: "Look at your legs, your arms, they're like steel rods! You're going to seduce people like that? No... wanna roam the world?"

Miss Golden Dragon looked dejected: "I also want to become more normal, but I'm missing eight dragon scales..."

The little bear looked completely bewildered: "What happened? Why are the dragon scales missing?"

"I've told you eight hundred times, boss!"

Miss Golden Dragon was already extremely depressed. After all, what woman... no, what mother dragon doesn't want to be perfect and beautiful? But now she has a defect and can only become this tall and strong. Who can stand it?

While it's still perfectly proportioned in terms of scale, can a perfectly proportioned figure that's been magnified several times still be called a perfectly proportioned figure?
Hearing that his boss was confused again, he finally couldn't hold back and exploded: "I haven't recovered! I was fighting with the monsters over there while I was still recovering! I was injured! Remember that! I lost eight scales! Remember that?! Before I could even wash them off and pick them up, they were stolen and disappeared! Remember that!!"

Miss Golden Dragon roared, "I've told you eight hundred times! Can't you remember anything?! You blind bear!"

The little bear instinctively covered its head and used its paws to block the angry spittle that was rushing towards it.

"Then it's a bit higher, whatever. It doesn't matter."

The little bear showed no signs of being the leader, cowering and avoiding the Golden Dragon's gaze, cautiously saying, "Then you can go back. This will do..."

"I can't go back!"

Miss Golden Dragon roared in fury, "I've lost eight scales! I can't go back!"

"Your temple is over there, why can't you go back..."

Little Bear is weak.

"You have even more over there! Why don't you go back?!" Miss Golden Dragon roared back.

"I can't go back..."

"How can I go back then!"

Miss Jinlong was furious: You can't even go back yourself, and you want me to go back?

"My strength is less than one-tenth of what it used to be, and there isn't even an anchor point over there. How am I supposed to get back?! Even if I did get back, a two-and-a-half-meter-tall woman like me would be surrounded by stares wherever she goes. Are you an idiot? Didn't you think about that? Besides, that place no longer belongs to us; it belongs to the Chaos Region!"

Miss Golden Dragon roared, "Besides, my strength will be reduced if I go back! I'd rather be eaten by people over there!"

He finally let out all the pent-up frustration he'd accumulated over the years: "Eat! Eat! All you ever do is eat!"

The little bear hung its head, scolded, and after a long while, it finally raised its head to look at Miss Golden Dragon in a conciliatory manner, carefully offering her a fruit with its paw: "...How about...you eat...something too?"

With the other paw, the bear skillfully stuffed a fruit into its mouth, its mouth full of juice.

"fragrant!"

It's as if the other person's complaint has actually stimulated my appetite.

"You blind bear!"

Miss Jinlong slapped the fruit to the ground and scolded her boss without restraint: "You've been beaten to a pulp and all you do is eat! If you hadn't been like this back then, how could you have been tricked by that centipede? And you still haven't changed! Still eating! Still eating! Still eating!"

The little bear hung its head as it was scolded.

I kept sighing in my heart.

I will never hire female subordinates again!

Look at me, am I still the boss? What kind of boss gets sprayed with spittle and cursed like this by his subordinates?

It's better to find a male.

So he kicked the little white tiger next to him into the air: "Go find me some food!"

The little white tiger jumped up abruptly after being kicked, looking completely bewildered: "???"

Miss Golden Dragon was furious: "Blind Bear! Think of a way!"

The little bear wanted to kick the little white tiger again, but found he couldn't reach it. So, he awkwardly drew circles with one foot, sniffed, and said, "What should I do?"

(End of this chapter)