Lord of the night.

Chapter 1397 Dongfang San San's Lifelong Shame [Guaranteed Two-in-One]

Fang Yunzheng said smugly, "After I was seriously injured, I infiltrated a wolf pack and was carried by the wolves to several mountains. The pursuers eventually killed the wolves, and I lay down next to the dead wolf's corpse so I wouldn't be discovered!"

"Great!"

Fang Che clicked his tongue in amazement.

"The reason I'm telling you all this is to motivate you to study hard! This is your father's greatest asset!"

Fang Yunzheng said, "Now I will begin to teach you! It will take a long time, and you must learn it during this period! You may not need to use it, but you cannot be unable to learn it!"

"This is a true escape technique from dire straits... a truly ultimate skill!"

Fang Yunzheng couldn't help but gloat: "Son, let me tell you, when I unleashed the God-Slaying Sword, the entire sky burst into a galaxy of stars, their brilliance dazzling, as if the night sky had suddenly descended! That's how your old man, White-Clad Star River, got his reputation."

Fang Che rolled his eyes and said, "So as long as I use this move, my identity will basically be exposed..."

"But can you guarantee you'll live?!"

Fang Yunzheng glared and puffed out his cheeks: "That's the most important thing! What's the point of dying if we don't get exposed?"

"What you said is a profound truth."

Immediately, Fang Yunzheng began to gesture and teach his son.

But even someone with Fang Che's talent felt that this sword technique was extremely difficult to learn!
I truly felt the difficulty of mastering top-tier martial arts.

Unlike Fang Yunzheng, who had the opportunity to cultivate swordsmanship for decades in a dream, he could only start from scratch and progress step by step.

Fang Yunzheng, however, was not in a hurry at all.

His biggest worry was that his son wouldn't be able to learn the divinely bestowed technique, but now that he's discovered the kid can actually grasp the basics, he's already completely satisfied!
Anyway, with continued cultivation, I will be able to improve no matter what.

I can't possibly expect my son to dream of cultivating for decades like I have, can I? That's something I can never do!
The most crucial thing now is something else entirely. As long as Fang Che can do that, he'll have mastered it.

Fang Yunzheng coughed and said, "Look, you've learned it now. Go to the small bedroom in the study next door and ponder it for half an hour. Come out and find me after half an hour to see if you've forgotten anything."

forget?

Fang Che was shocked.

You think I'd forget such an unparalleled martial art? How much do you underestimate me?
"go with!"

Fang Yun was frowning.

"……All right."

Fang Che nodded and obediently went into the small bedroom.

Fang Yunzheng looked very nervous as he watched his son enter the bedroom.

Fang Che closed the door in the small bedroom, carefully reviewed and pondered his swordsmanship and movement techniques, and then awkwardly practiced the movements a few times, demonstrating his swordsmanship.

Half an hour has passed.

Fang Che walked out, scratching his head as he pondered.

Indeed, there are still many things I don't understand and can't fully comprehend.

Fang Yunzheng immediately came forward and asked expectantly, "How is it?"

"I didn't forget!"

Fang Chedao.

"You haven't forgotten?" Fang Yunzheng's eyes suddenly lit up!

"I didn't forget!"

Fang Che nodded affirmatively.

"You really haven't forgotten!?" Fang Yun leaned forward.

"..."

Fang Che glanced at his father speechlessly. "Are you sick?"

Do you think I don't know whether I've forgotten or not?

Why keep asking the same question?
"Hahahahaha..."

Fang Yun let out a hearty laugh, pointing in the direction of the Guardian Headquarters and shouting, "Hahaha... you old bastard! You've finally met your match! Hahahaha..."

Fang Che: "???"

"I once taught this swordsmanship and movement technique to your uncle, Dongfang San San."

Fang Yun slapped his thigh, laughing through his tears, and said, "But the wonder of this incantation is that no one but the chosen one can remember it... Even with your uncle's terrifying memory, he can't remember it. One moment he can recite it perfectly, and the next he forgets it completely! He can't remember a single word!"

"It's the kind of thing that you forget the moment you turn around!"

Fang Yunzheng was overjoyed: "This is your uncle's greatest pain in his life! He regarded it as the greatest shame! Now that you can practice, you've really helped your old man keep your uncle on the pillar of shame so he can't get down!"

"He always says it's the chosen one, the chosen one, that others can't cultivate and that's why they forgot, but you can cultivate! What excuse can he possibly have?"

Fang Laoliu laughed loudly, looking up at the sky.

Fang Che glanced worriedly at the soundproof barrier, and only after confirming that everything was alright did he say, "But I am, after all, your son. It's hereditary, so it's not surprising that I can practice, is it?"

"My son isn't me, is he? And the one who appeared in my dream wasn't my son, was he?"

Fang Yunzheng glared at him and said, "Anyway, there's now a second person who can practice! Dongfang San San has to acknowledge him!"

"What you said makes so much sense..."

Fang Che scratched his head and said, "Yeah, I'm not the chosen one for this sword technique either, so why am I able to remember it?"

"...Forget about all that nonsense, none of that matters! The important thing is that you can train and save your life! That's the best thing ever!"

"Makes sense!"

Fang Che said, "I have memorized it, but there are still many parts that I cannot understand, and the more I ponder them, the more I realize they are."

"That's right! How could such profound martial arts be mastered in one go? No matter how talented you are, it wouldn't be possible. Let me explain it to you."

Fang Laoliu, still worried that his son might forget, explained and reviewed the material for another hour, until it was almost midnight.

Finally, he said, "Let's go back and rest first."

Fang Che: "My room?"

"Of course! Do you want to sleep in the outhouse instead of your room?"

Fang Yun gave his son a strange look, then waved him away, saying, "Remember to review tonight. If you can still remember everything by tomorrow morning, then you've truly memorized it. I'll be completely relieved then!"

"understood."

Fang Che walked all the way back to his small courtyard.

From afar, they could see the flickering candlelight and hear Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan talking.

The two women came this time under the guise of being a newlywed couple: they were out and about, unable to contact their parents, and were already married.

Instead of 'unmarried couples returning to their parents' home'.

This is different.

If they are unmarried, then the accommodation arrangements will be different; they cannot live together. But if they are already married, then there is no such taboo.

Fang Qianyi hesitated for a long time before consulting Yan Beihan and the other person before arranging for it to be in Fang Che's courtyard.

Although Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan blushed with embarrassment, they still nodded.

This was something that Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan had agreed upon.

After all, there was a dream before the two of them, and Fang Qianyi was unaware of their identities as members of the Weiwo Zhengjiao sect; if they were still engaged, then marriage would require the consent of their wives!

In other words, Ye Meng's consent is required.

If Yan Beihan needs Ye Meng's consent to enter the family... then there's no need to argue about who's the rightful wife: whether you can enter the family is up to them, so why are you arguing about the position of the principal wife?
That would directly reduce her to the rank of concubine.

How could Yan Beihan bear such a huge loss? So, even if it meant mortifying himself, he gritted his teeth and said that they were already married.

We must resolutely omit the step of Ye Meng agreeing!
After all... everything that needed to be done had been done, cough cough... it's practically the same as being married.

Fang Qianyi had no objections to this, except for her concern about Ye Meng.

To be fair, Fang Qianyi, as the eldest daughter of a ninth-level noble family, was firmly against Fang Yunzheng having multiple wives and concubines! However, what does it matter if her son has a few more wives? It helps to have more offspring, so the more the better.

Besides, wouldn't it be a pity if such a beautiful woman were married to someone else?

Therefore, it is a good thing that my son married her.

So, after a while, Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan, as 'newlyweds,' were naturally arranged to live in Fang Che's courtyard. Could they really expect a married couple to live separately?

How decent is that?
Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan were also considering these issues, so they didn't set up a soundproof barrier when they talked. Otherwise, to others, it would seem like they were whispering to each other right after separating from their mothers-in-law.
So the two of them ended up talking louder than usual.

As footsteps sounded outside, Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan pushed open the door: "Hey, Gou Da's back!"

"This name is not allowed to be mentioned in our house from now on!"

Fang Che said with a dark face, "Whoever mentions it, I'll stay in their room for three days and three nights straight! At the very least!"

"..."

The two women blushed to their ears, but immediately fell silent, too afraid to say anything more.

"How did it go?" Seeing Fang Che sit down looking exhausted, Yan Beihan quietly asked, "Did you get scolded?"

"Ah."

Fang Che nodded honestly: "Mainly... Grandpa is worried that I'll start something and then abandon it. Nothing else matters. My parents' idea is that our whole family should be harmonious and happy. It doesn't matter if there are more people, but we can't do anything heartless."

Yan Beihan nodded slowly.

Her pearly teeth gently bit her red lips.

This reflects the prevailing moral values ​​of today, the martial arts world, the strongman's world, and patriarchal society; it has always been this way.

It is perfectly normal for a capable man to have three wives and four concubines.

It's normal for women to prefer being the concubine of a strong man to the wife of a mediocre one.

After all, both men and women admire strength. For a woman, her husband is the pillar of the family, but if she sees him groveling and begging before a stronger person, only to be ignored or humiliated at will, when her family's pillar is seen as less than a dog in someone else's eyes...

That feeling is hard to describe.

Stop, stop.

Back to topic.

"Father's consideration is understandable."

Yan Beihan said, "After all, you and Ye Meng were the ones who came first... However, for the time being, we don't have any conflict with Ye Meng."

Bi Yunyan raised her hand and said, "It's 'I,' not 'them.' This 'I' is you! This matter has nothing to do with me, Bi Yunyan. I only have one concubine, so I'm fine with either side."

"You bastard!"

Yan Beihan's face turned as red as fire. He grabbed Bi Yunyan, pressed her against his knee, and spanked her hard on the buttocks.

Fang Che's face was also contorted, utterly speechless. The biggest advantage of Bi Yunyan was that whenever she was around, no serious conversation could proceed smoothly; it would take several beatings before they could finally get back to the main topic.

Its ability to inexplicably derail conversations is unparalleled!
After all that commotion, Yan Beihan, panting, continued talking to Fang Che: "But this matter seems difficult to explain to my parents..."

"It's alright. We won't be staying at home for long anyway; and who knows what the future holds in this world of martial arts."

Fang Che sighed from the bottom of his heart: "The future... is shrouded in mist. Xiao Han, let's enjoy the good days first. As for the God War, it seems we'll definitely be able to participate in it in our lifetime. When that time comes, let's not have any regrets."

Yan Beihan nestled in his arms and nodded gently.

Her pretty face looked a little gloomy.

To some extent, the fact that Yan Beihan could feel 'resigned to her fate' was one of the reasons that catalyzed her relationship with Fang Che.

Because of her free exposure, she clearly knew all the constraints of the Sovereign Church, and she also clearly knew that a divine war would come sooner or later.

At that time, whether it's the True Cult or the Guardians, more than 90% of those still alive will die! Or, all of them will die!
Especially high-level martial artists!
Yan Beihan may not be aware of the impact of this predictable future on his life plan, but it has already begun to profoundly influence him and make him act according to his heart.

Regarding the final outcome, Yan Beihan, Yan Nan, and even Dongfang San San are all basically pessimistic.

After all, that's a god!

A god who controls and creates everything!
How can we match it?

If the world were still under the control of the Flying Bear God, there would be no such fear. But the Heavenly Centipede God... just by looking at the Five Spirit Gu and his doctrines, you can tell that he will eventually destroy this world!

Yan Beihan also clearly knew that his lifespan, at the very least, would be ten thousand years, just like his grandfather and Dongfang Sansan, and it was by no means the end.

However, the war of the gods in the future will not be more than 10,000 years away, and may even break out within a hundred or a thousand years.

All the catalysts and signs are making this increasingly clear.

It was this kind of understanding that allowed the relationship between Yan Beihan and Fang Che to develop so quickly. It would be impossible to say that this idea of ​​"enjoying the good days first and not wasting this life" was not involved.

"Yes, enjoy the good days first! That makes sense."

Bi Yunyan clenched her little fists, agreeing wholeheartedly, and said, "So I've resigned myself to being bullied to death by the patriarch every day! I'm going to die sooner or later anyway! Being bullied to death by the patriarch is still better than being eaten by a demon in the end."

"..."

Yan Beihan and Fang Che covered their faces, looking pained.

No matter how serious the topic or how earnestly it is being discussed, as long as Bi Yunyan says one sentence, it will instantly turn into a comical situation!

This girl's meddling instantly killed Fang Che and Yan Beihan's interest in chatting.

They even felt a sense of helplessness and despair.

"have a rest."

Fang Che sighed: "Yunyan... I have to say, I'm really not the most suitable person for you. The most suitable person to be your husband should be that Dong Yunyu who eats shit."

"vomit……"

Bi Yunyan couldn't take it anymore, her pretty face instantly contorting: "Just thinking about a mouth that's eaten shit kissing me makes me want to vomit... hahaha... what about Xue Piaopiao? Won't she have to... wo wo wo wo..."

Yan Beihan slapped his forehead and remained silent for a long time.

Fang Che also looked utterly hopeless, stretching out his long legs and helplessly watching this clown laugh himself silly, even gagging between laughs, completely speechless...

"Talent!"

"I must say, Yunyan's brain is the best I've ever seen in the world!"

Fang Che sighed.

He then said, "Tonight I used my spiritual energy to nourish Dad's meridians. Xiao Han, when you have some time, you can also nourish Mom's meridians."

"Okay!" Yan Beihan perked up and happily agreed.

"While I'm at home these days, I'm trying to nurture Dad's meridians as many times as possible," Fang Che said. This was to lay the groundwork for the inevitable private training sessions he would have with his father in the future.

“Then I will try to give Mother as many warming treatments as possible,” Yan Beihan said.

"Ah."

Fang Che put his arm around Yan Beihan's waist: "You've worked hard."

"That's what you said."

Yan Beihan rolled her eyes and said with dissatisfaction, "Is it hard for a daughter-in-law to nourish her mother's meridians?"

Bi Yunyan said, "Hehe, since you two are both busy, I'll just stay home and cultivate."

Bi Yunyan may seem confused on the surface, but she is actually quite clever and has a clear understanding of her own position.

For example, regarding the matter of nurturing Fang Qianyi's meridians, Bi Yunyan not only didn't argue about it, but didn't even mention it.

This is the first wife's job!
I won't argue!

I'm just a concubine! A concubine's job is to sleep with the master... nothing else matters.

hum...

"Let's go to sleep," Fang Che said.

Upon hearing the mention of sleeping, Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan's expressions immediately became quite interesting: "Ahem... just one bedroom..."

It must be said that both princesses had their own pride; even Bi Yunyan would never accept sleeping with another woman. For Bi Yunyan, even Yan Beihan was unacceptable.

Yan Beihan's persistence is even more resolute.

Absolutely not.

So the two girls were often bullied by Fang Che to the point of crying for this reason, but they never gave in the slightest!

The bottom line is there, and it cannot be crossed.

But suddenly returning home brings this awkward situation: just one bedroom and one bed. Three people—what are we going to do?

It's my first time back home, I can't exactly make a fuss about having to live in separate houses again, can I?

"It's alright. You two just came home tonight, and I can't just be a lecherous glutton."

Fang Che comforted him, "Let's just stay together, rest a bit, and get everything done. Tomorrow we have to pay respects to our ancestors, visit their graves, burn incense, kowtow, and a whole bunch of other things to do... Don't worry, we won't do anything."

Even if we don't do anything, it still feels a bit awkward to sleep together.

But the two women had no choice but to try their best to overcome it.

After all, if the mother-in-law knew that her new daughter-in-law was so troublesome... it would really damage her impression of her.

Fang Che was fine.

He lay down on the bed with his two wives in his arms, one on the left and one on the right. He felt a rich, fragrant aroma, as if he had entered a sea of ​​flowers, and he felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction.

Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan were both tense, and they even controlled their breathing.

"Don't you two believe me?"

Fang Che was dissatisfied: "Look at how stiff you all are, relax, come on, take off your clothes... It's your own home, your own bedroom, what are you afraid of..."

The two naturally resisted to the death.

After a long struggle, they finally took off their outer clothes, lay side by side on the bed, closed their eyes, and pretended to be asleep, even though neither of them was asleep.

Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan both felt that Fang Che would not be so honest and remained on guard.

After a while...

"Whoosh..."

Fang Che started snoring softly.

This was his most cherished home, where his parents were present and there was a strong protective array; it was the safest place in his heart. As soon as he lay down, sleepiness washed over him.

Although she still wanted to talk to Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan, and also wanted to consider the issue of martial arts, and even wondered if she could see the Cloud Weapon Ranking in this great formation...

But the sense of security and relaxation I had never experienced while wandering outside suddenly overwhelmed me, and my eyelids felt as heavy as mountains. Without even thinking of resisting, I fell asleep.

"call……"

Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and smiled in unison.

The two of them turned slightly to the side, glanced at each other across Fang Che, and couldn't help but smile.

They propped their little heads up and started chatting.

Transmitting sound.

"Yunyan, how are you feeling?"

"It's fine. It's just that the safety of the family is a bit worrying; there are hardly any experts among them."

Bi Yunyan was a little worried.

"Yes, if you scan the surroundings with your divine sense, you will find that Father and Mother are actually the most powerful in the entire family... Mother is only at the King level, not yet at the Emperor level. Father's cultivation is stronger, but he is only at the fourth rank of Saint, and not even at the middle level, that is, not yet at the initial level."

Yan Beihan sighed: "The others don't even have a King-level, no, not even a Martial Marquis."

"No wonder my husband wanted to hide the family. With such strength, considering the strength of his enemies..."

Yan Beihan didn't continue.

But Bi Yunyan understood immediately.

Fang Che's enemies could wipe out the Fang family more than 100,000 times in the blink of an eye!

The maids were just ordinary people...

There aren't even any guards...

There's just a quiet family here.

"Too weak. It seems that when Senior Night Emperor moved his family, he didn't take care of the guards and other people at all." Yan Beihan frowned and said, "But that's normal. How could they be so thorough in a hasty relocation? Besides, the guards all have families. What would happen to their families if they came with them?"

Bi Yunyan nodded: "That's exactly right."

It must be said that Yan Beihan's speculation was indeed true.

When Fang Yunzheng moved his family home, he didn't even bring the gatekeeper arranged by the guardian.

I had already thought of this aspect.

Moreover, Fang Laoliu was very confident: With me here, what need is there for a guardian? Who do they think they are?

"But it's fine this way."

Yan Beihan said, "At least it's safe, and we won't have to worry about living here. I brought fifty rings' worth of daily necessities with me this time, along with all kinds of seeds, food, and drinks needed for all four seasons..."

Bi Yunyan couldn't help but admire her immensely: "If I hadn't told you you were the first wife, I wouldn't have thought of these things."

"After all, this is our home."

Yan Beihan rested her head on her hand and said, "I wish I never had to go out, that I could live a safe, happy, comfortable, peaceful, and harmonious life, without any of the troubles outside. Unfortunately, that's obviously unrealistic. Even if my parents can live here for a long time, we can't."

Bi Yunyan was actually more composed than Yan Beihan, and excitedly suggested, "Why don't you go out, and I'll stay here to take care of Mom and Dad? What do you say?"

(End of this chapter)