I lost my horse after agreeing to a divorce with the crazy villain

Chapter 841 Yan Wu: It's Difficult For Me Too

Yan Wu shook his signature ponytail, raised his head and said to the camera and the crowd: "Actually, I wasn't so thin before. Ever since I participated in the talent show and accidentally won the first place, I have always been worried about whether I will be the best." My Adam's apple would fall off on the road, or my fake muscles would fall off, and I was always afraid of wearing my clothes, so I couldn't sleep well day and night, which resulted in me losing more than ten pounds compared to when I debuted."

Everyone: ...I haven’t digested it yet. I really want to be quiet and don’t want to hear anything.

Yan Wu continued: "I originally auditioned for fun, but it turned out that I was chasing after a lot of girls in the company, and I was also pursued by many girls outside the company. In fact, I especially wanted to tell them, don't pursue me, no. As a result, I can’t bear fruit at all.”

In the live broadcast room, under countless ellipses, a person typed: #I think someone was driving just now. Am I the only one who thinks so? ? ? #
Yan Wu sighed: "Every time I go to the men's room, I sneak around like a thief. I don't dare to look at everyone, and I'm also afraid that everyone will see me. This is not a big deal. Every time I come here, my aunt just It’s the most painful.”

"It hurt so much when my aunt came. I was careful to prevent blood leakage, and at the same time I was afraid that my agent would find out that I had an aunt. I also had to think about how to transport my aunt out of my room and how to escape without leaving a trace. The assistant went to buy my aunt. I have been in dire straits for more than a year. Whenever I want to find an excuse to take a day off during my aunt's period, our boss will call my agent to check on me and ask me if I am going out to meet fans. We’re on a date, am I going to make the same mistake that all men make?”

"Our boss is afraid that I will harm the little girls who like me, so she asked my agent to give me moral education classes. In fact, I just asked for a leave because I don't have the ability to care for little girls."

"Then my agent would secretly observe me and find out that I was playing games, and would worry about whether I was chatting about some unhealthy topics on the Internet, fearing that I was an Internet pervert with a gentle appearance but a perverted heart."

"I'm so unjust. I'm just a straight girl. I fell into a pit all at once, the kind of person who dug a hole for myself."

"You don't know how much I'm looking forward to this day. Although the boss said that he believes that a man like me who doesn't even have a private life will never do anything like making someone pregnant and then dumping him, and he will cooperate with the arresting party to prove it." My innocence.”

"But I didn't shed tears of gratitude at the time. I took off my fake Adam's apple and put it in my boss's hands. What do you think my boss's reaction was?"

“The boss asked me, can a man’s Adam’s apple be removed?”

"Oh, by the way, our boss is a woman. After I heard this, I was completely confused. Then I could only hold her hand and put it on my crotch. Oh, she was extremely resistant at the time. She almost Slap me in the face and call me a gangster, but fortunately I am very fast."

"Then, she finally noticed something strange about me. I looked at her expectantly. I thought she finally knew what I was hiding. Unexpectedly, after hesitating for a long time, she looked at me with compassion."

"She said to me, Dabao, I didn't expect you to be a eunuch."

"I was completely shocked at the time. I could only hold her hand. Then, in my anxious and expectant eyes, she said, Dabao, you have exercised well, good, keep working hard."

Everyone: ...hahahahaha
Hahahahaha...

It’s all hahaha!
(End of this chapter)