village assistant

Chapter 180 Seeing you become a bridegroom soon (6)

The big guy stared at Bai Hongyu, "..."

Bai Hongyu drank three bottles of root beer by himself without changing his expression, and exhaled slightly: "Is this enough to pass the test?"

Wu Qingquan said to the eldest sister: "Look, Mr. Bai has given you such respect. You must pass this test!"

Then I found out that he was Bai Hongyu, the grandson of the famous Uncle Bai Liu. The eldest sister was a little scared. Then she thought, this is a wedding, and if you can't let go, you won't be able to play.After calming down, he said loudly: "Okay! Let's move on to the second level, come and read the declaration of love for my wife!"

She stepped aside, revealing a piece of paper taped to the door.

Hundreds of words were densely written on it with an oil-based pen, and they all rhymed: "The wife must bear the anger, and the wife must eat the leftovers; the wife is responsible for the flowers and households, and the husband is responsible for earning the income..."

The brothers booed: "This is a loss of a man's dignity - I'll read it! Hui Zai, hold on!"

The eldest sister said: "Go away, you are not the groom! Wait until you become the groom's official!"

The brothers can't help at this level, so Hui Zai must read it.

Huizai went up and read the first sentence before he blushed: "My wife must be able to sleep on the bed, and my wife's shoes must be held up..."

The eldest sister picked her ears with her little finger, pretended not to hear, and shouted exaggeratedly: "What did you say? Are flies screaming?"

Huizai said: "Sister, I can't say this kind of thing!"

The female elders in the back row are all still there, why are they having sex?

Aunts are much more open-minded than young people when they make noises.

The eldest sister said with a smile: "Say! Not only say it, but also loudly, so that Xiaomi in the room can hear it!"

Huizai had no choice but to read the more than 300-word "Declaration of Love for Wife" loudly. After reading it, his face turned red like a ripe eggplant.While everyone was laughing, the eldest sister saw that it was almost done, gave the sisters a wink, prepared to ask for the biggest red envelope in the last round, and then let the groom go in to find shoes to pick up the bride.

Suddenly, an aunt in red clothes came out and said, "Young people have finished playing. Now you have to ask the groom to cut two and a half kilograms of fat and lean pork, and then give the elders a 2 yuan change fee!"

Huizi was startled, and Wu Qingquan came over and asked, "Who is this person?"

"It's Second Aunt Xiaomi."

"Tsk, he's actually a real elder?"

The second aunt pushed Xiaomi's mother to the front and kept urging: "Su Changhui, your mother-in-law is here, this is the last level!"

Xiaomi's mother whispered: "Forget it, these old customs..."

"No, we have to follow customs." The second aunt frowned.

It's easy to ask for money, at most it hurts a little, but it's difficult to deal with pork.The market in the village closed early, and it would take half an hour to go back and forth to the nearby town. Including the time to pick up the bride, it would be too late to go back.

The other party is an elder, and Hui Zai casts a look at Fei Shen for help.

Feishen said in a good voice: "Second aunt, the auspicious time is coming, and it's too late to buy pork now. We can give you 2 yuan. Let us pick up the bride first."

"No, Xiaomi is our eldest daughter. You can't be ambiguous when marrying your eldest daughter!"

"Then you have to have pork?"

"must!"

The second aunt is confident.

Feishen waved, and everyone in Fuzhen gathered around to hold a small meeting to discuss.

Wu Qingquan: "Hui Zai, what the hell?"

Lu Zheng: "This second aunt appears out of nowhere, doesn't she seem to be thinking clearly?"

Su Changhui: "She is not the second aunt, but the younger aunt, separated by two uncles. She was brought up by Xiaomi's mother, and she has a deep relationship. I heard that she had a fever when she was a child, and her brain was really not very bright. Let's not talk about this for now, who Can you get me two pounds of pork?"

"What kind of unconventional rule is this? The groom comes to the house and asks for pork?" Wu Qingquan almost took a sip.

Fat Shen said: "I heard that there is indeed such a custom in the village below the homeowner. In the past, there was a lack of material, and there was no meat to eat all year round. The more pork the man gave when he got married, it proved that the family was better, and the woman had a good life when she married. Yes. The woman’s family can also eat a few good meals. But what age are we in now? It has been discounted long ago. "

"That's right," Huizai said, "So when Xiaomi's mother sometimes gets into an argument, she says that she is the wife Xiaomi's father got in exchange for two kilograms of pork, and she will work as a cow and horse for their family for the rest of her life."

Wu Qingquan's face fell: "So her sister is obsessed with two kilograms of pork?"

"Well, it depends on the situation." Lu Zheng said, "How about I drive a navigation to buy pork now?"

Feishen said: "Don't be stupid. If you really go and buy pork and come back, the auspicious time will have passed. You can pool your money and leave the rest to me."

Everyone scattered and opened their mobile banking to transfer money to Hui Zai.Fat Shen came to Xiaomi's mother and said, "Hello, Auntie, our auspicious time is coming soon, and there is no time to buy pork. I still have two Chinese and two bottles of Hennessy in the car, or is it worth the pork?"

There were more Chinese cigarettes and Hennessy than before, so Xiaomi’s mother looked relaxed and was about to agree.Her aunt grabbed her mother and shouted in a high and high voice: "Fat man, I will do whatever you say? Are we Xiaomi people greedy for money? We want pork, this is a common rule!"

"Even if it is a common rule, it is from the previous generation. I know you love Xiaomi very much. If you miss the auspicious time, wouldn't the problem be bigger? Take the cigarettes and alcohol. This red envelope is Hui Zai's filial piety to the two of you."

Tang Zeshen took out two thick red envelopes and gave them to Xiaomi's mother and Aunt Xiaomi.

Who would have known that Aunt Xiaomi is very stubborn, and she has a lot of good things to say, but she has to hold on to those two kilograms of pork.The money provided by the other side was not smooth either. After the brothers scraped together 3 yuan, for some reason, the sisters temporarily increased the price to 8 yuan.

They are all young people with a monthly salary of several thousand. They usually only have enough money, but Su Changhui had already spent all the money in his pocket before getting married.Now it's amazing that a few buddies can scrape together 2 yuan, but how can they find 1 yuan?
"It's okay to play games. I've been adding money one level at a time. Are you over it?" Good-tempered Wu Qingquan couldn't help but feel annoyed, and spoke in a cold tone.

"You won't marry if you have the ability? Our Xiaomi is a flower in the village, and people chasing her are lining up from the village to Fu Town!"

The robbery of the bride gradually became intense.

Seeing that the auspicious time was approaching, Su Changhui didn't look for the shoes and didn't see the bride. He became anxious and said, "I'll make an IOU for pork and 1 yuan, okay?"

Her aunt and eldest sister said in unison: "Okay!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but before the stone hit the ground, her aunt said: "After you pay the IOU, you have to kneel on the ground and read the IOU before you can go in."

Su Changhui froze immediately, not only him, but also everyone on the man's side froze.

Xiaoye heard Lu Zheng whisper: "It's too much."

Su Changhui said: "Mom, there is no such custom, right?"

Xiaomi's mother also felt something was inappropriate and said, "Of course not..."

(End of this chapter)