village assistant

Chapter 3 A shrew who doesn’t want to be an internet celebrity is not a good widow

Su Xiaoye used both hands to press Si Po onto the concrete pond.Unwilling to be suppressed, the fourth wife opened her mouth and spat out thick phlegm at Su Xiaoye.

Fortunately, Xiaoye reacted quickly and dodged with his side face.

Staring at her fiercely like a father-killer, the fourth mother-in-law yelled: "You bastard, you hit me, an old man, oh, my bones are broken, please pay me the medical bills! My heart hurts so much, I'm going to die!!!"

Wanting to free up her hand to grab the pesticide bottle, but unable to grow a third hand, Su Xiaoye persisted and smiled dryly: "Old man, you are lying here by yourself, I just accidentally fell on you... Hey , don’t just look at it! Grab her pesticide bottle quickly!”

Huang Osmanthus came up and pulled Si Po's fingers hard. Fourth Po held her tightly, but Huang Osmanthus couldn't pull it open and she was sweating profusely.

The old man who was accustomed to doing farm work in the countryside was very strong. Gradually, Su Xiaoye could no longer support it. She gritted her teeth and said, "Sister Osmanthus fragrans, I can't do it anymore!"

I hate the people eating melons nearby. They were eating melons with great joy, but no one came forward to help!

Suddenly there was a strong wind behind him. The wind did not stop, and it put heavy pressure on his back, and Xiaoye almost lost his breath.It turned out that Widow Tao had joined the battle group. She was 155cm tall and weighed 150cm. When these 150 kilograms sat on Su Xiaoye's back, Su Xiaoye felt the smell of blood well up in her throat!

Huang Osmanthus was so frightened by the gust of wind caused by Widow Tao's thunder that she fell off her buttocks, her face turned pale, and she quickly retreated into the crowd with her hands on the ground.

The three men made sandwiches and struggled on the ground.

The women were fighting and the villagers were making loud noises.Soon, they decided the winner. Su Xiaoye, who lacked actual combat experience, was grabbed by the hair by Widow Tao, and she let go in pain.Widow Tao pushed her with her shoulder and pushed her away: "Get out!!"

The fourth wife was lying on the ground, raised the pesticide bottle again and stuffed it into her mouth: "I'm not going to live anymore!"

Su Xiaoye's hair was scratched, and every pore felt burning pain.

What hurts more than my hair is my face!

Mud, after coming here for a week, I have already earned the nickname "Salted Fish".If she doesn't find some ground this time, will she, a salty fish, ever make a comeback? !

Wiping her face, she stood up straight and pointed at the melon-eating people who were taking photos or making videos. She raised her voice and yelled at Widow Tao: "Widow Tao, the scandal has spread thousands of miles. Look at so many people filming your mother's live broadcast." You still feel majestic after drinking pesticides, don’t you?”

A word woke up Widow Tao. Widow Tao raised her eyes and saw that she had become the protagonist under the camera.Looking back, I saw my mother lying on the ground, her coat half lifted, revealing the loose lining underneath that was washed yellow and her hair was disheveled.

Su Xiaoye scratched the side of his mouth with his index finger and teased: "You're so ugly! How many years have you lost your face?"

At the end of her words, Widow Tao jumped up and down, waving her hands to block the camera: "Why are you filming! Have you never seen grandma? Put your phone away! Quick! I will fuck your mother, Huang Baldy, you old widower, just You come to take advantage of my mother too!"

However, people laughed and instead moved the camera to take a close-up of her face.

Su Xiaoye said in a long voice: "This world is not worth it. For two to three thousand yuan, I am so embarrassed!"

Widow Tao's face began to turn red. She still wanted to save face and wanted to rush into the crowd to grab the mobile phone.But as soon as she rushed in, she was bounced back.After several failures, Widow Tao could only scream in vain and yell at people to stop.It's a pity that no one listened to her.

Appreciating the way she was jumping around anxiously, which proved the power of public opinion, Su Xiaoye took the opportunity to tease: "Auntie, they were photographing the fourth wife. If you quickly pull her up from the ground, everything will be fine."

Widow Tao heard this and quickly turned around to pull the fourth wife who was still lying on the ground.The fourth wife was still lying on the ground.The flames of war were successfully drawn by Su Xiaoye to Widow Tao and the fourth mother-in-law and her daughter.After a while, Widow Tao had no choice. The other party was her mother. She was even more defensive than Su Xiaoye. She turned to Su Xiaoye for help: "Xianyu, come and help your sister, help me pull my mother up. Our old Tao family I can’t afford this shame!”

(End of this chapter)