Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 104 Do you want to eat? (Please give me monthly votes for recommendation)
Early the next morning.

The four masters and disciples of Tang San Burian had breakfast. As soon as they left Zhiyuan Temple, they saw King Chechi and the royal family waiting at the door.

"Holy Monk, I heard that you are going west today, Xiao Wang specially came to see you off!"

King Chechi did not dare to look at Tang Sanzong, but lowered his head and spoke respectfully.

Tang Sanzian tilted his neck, spread his hands and said coldly: "You are a majestic king, and you came here empty-handed when you came out to see me off?"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie took out their weapons at the right time and fired two shots into the air.

"Bang bang bang!"

After the sound of gunfire, the mountain in front of him was directly razed to the ground.

"hiss……"

The frightened King Che Chi slipped, and if it wasn't for someone helping him, he would have made a fool of himself on the spot.

Sun Xingzhe said with a straight face, "Sorry, my hand slipped!"

Zhu Bajie shouldered the laser cannon and stood beside Tang San's body like a hill.

With a threatening look in his eyes, he said to King Chechi: "Sorry, there was a misfire!"

The killing bag hadn't disappeared yet, seeing that Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie had both started, he took out Gatling not to be outdone.

But honest Sha Wujin aimed his gun at the king directly...

Seeing Gatling, which was several times larger than the two weapons just now, King Chechi became anxious.

"Holy Monk, please Holy Monk, please accept your magical powers!"

"Xiao Wang has a gift to give, and a gift to give!"

King Che Chi was so frightened that he tremblingly asked his subordinates to prepare hundreds of taels of gold, and sent them to Tang Sanzan with a smile.

"Holy Monk, this is Xiao Wang's wish, and I hope the Holy Monk will accept it with a smile..."

Tang Sanzong glanced at it and remained silent.

Sun Xingzhe took a step forward skillfully, and after confirming that the gold was correct, he put the box into the Humvee.

Then Tang Sanbu said with a smile: "Hey, I, Tang Sanbu, a monk, have never asked you for these things. You gave them all yourself. If I don't take them, I won't give them to you." face?"

"Understand, understand, this is all Xiao Wang voluntarily gave to several holy monks!"

When King Chechi said this, his heart was bleeding.

"Well, to be honest, I took so many gold monsters along the way to take up space."

"If you didn't insist on giving it, I really don't want to take it with me..."

???

Damn it, if I take out the gold a few seconds later, I can't say whether I can walk out of Zhiyuan Temple alive today...

The monks from Tang Dynasty are amazing, right?

hiss……

It seems that it is quite remarkable in terms of national power and personal force.

"gone……"

"If there is a chance, let's go back to Che Chi Country to visit the king!"

Tang San got into the Humvee, rolled down the window and looked at the Chiguo people behind him in the car, waved his hand and said.

"Visit Che Chiguo?"

fuck it!

"A few holy monks have worked hard on their journey to the west. Chechi Country is just a remote and small country, so it is not worthy for the holy monks to turn back!" The king hurriedly said to give up the idea of ​​burying Tang San.

I ate the three monster national masters as food once I came here, and brought 300 taels of gold with me before I left!

If it happens again, I might end up as king!
Is that human being?
King Che Chi looked at Tang Sanzan's white and fat round face, and felt that there were ants crawling on his body.

When the Humvee faded out of sight, Che Chi raised his head to the sky and yelled angrily. He didn't care what was around him, and he smashed it in his hand.

Looking at Zhiyuan Temple, a thousand-year-old temple, the anger in his heart can't be hit anywhere.

"According to my will, this Zhiyuan Temple will be completely flattened!"

The servant accompanying the king was stunned for a moment: "Huh?"

"What? My order doesn't work?"

"According to the order! Your Majesty, is Zhiyuan Temple going to be converted into a Taoist temple after it is bulldozed?"

"The Taoist temple is fucking fucked up!"

Although monks are not good people, the three national masters did not do any good things in Chechi's country!
Every time he asks for a rain, it's like [-] million. Those who don't know think he is about to ascend the throne.

"From now on, everyone in my country, Chechi, does not believe in Buddhism or Taoism!"

"According to the order!"

From this moment on, Chechi Kingdom became the second materialist country in Journey to the West besides Baoxiang Kingdom.

……

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Good stuff!

Sitting in the Humvee, Tang Sanzan memorized the cultivation method of the Polushen Pupil in his mind.

He had long been envious of the little monkey's piercing eyes.

If I hadn't relied on my familiarity with Journey to the West during my journey to the west, those monsters would have no way of distinguishing them with my own eyesight!

Especially now that the plot of Journey to the West has changed, Tang Sanzan has to be more cautious.

Although Sun Xingzhe's piercing eyes are sharp, once he encounters the orthodox transformation method of heaven or Buddhism, it is difficult to distinguish the true from the false.

It's far worse than this delusion-breaking pupil!

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan couldn't help showing a hint of joy on his face, and hummed a ditty.

"Deng thump, thump, thump, thump, thump..."

Zhu Bajie turned his head curiously and asked, "Master, why are you so happy?"

Tang Sanzan took out a cloak and put it in Zhu Bajie's hands: "Little pig, this dress is for you!"

The soft fabric made Zhu Bajie's eyes light up, and he couldn't wait to put on the cloak.

The clothes fit the body perfectly, and were from the same series as Sun Xingzhe's suit.

"Thank you, Master, for your hard work..."

Zhu Bajie laughed happily.

Tang Sanzian nodded, but couldn't help complaining in his heart.

"I'm not paying attention, am I? The clothes produced by the system will change according to the size of the body."

Sha Wujin ran to Zhu Bajie and kept stroking the cloak on his body with his palms. He would be lying if he said he was not envious.

But he still refused to admit it and said through gritted teeth, "Huh! Didn't you just become a disciple a few days earlier than me?"

Tang Sanbian also ignored the two bickering people, closed his eyes and studied the Delusion Divine Eye.

……

After getting out of the car and heading west all the way to Chiguo, the Hummer drove unimpeded for several months, and the season entered late autumn unknowingly.

On this day, the Hummer was blocked by a big river.

Tang San's master and apprentice heard the roar of waves outside the car window and got out of the car.

I saw that the big river in front of me was as blank as the sea, and it was even more boundless. On the bank of the river stood a stone tablet with three big characters in seal script on it, and ten small characters in two lines below.

Tongtianhe!
After a distance of eight hundred miles, few people have traveled in ancient times!
Tang Sanzan looked at the inscription, a gust of wind blew by, but a strange sound came from his ears.

"Little pig, you have big ears, what is this sound?"

Zhu Bajie's ears were big and he could hear far. He held his ears with both hands and his voice became clearer.

"Master, it sounds like someone is having a funeral!"

Tang Sanzong slapped him on the back of the head: "Little Piggy, I think you want to eat, right?"

Zhu Bajie nodded honestly: "I think!"

Tang Sanzan: ...

(End of this chapter)