Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 116 Tang San's Buried Tongue Fighting Green Bull Spirit

While Sun Xingzhe was discussing with Taishang Laojun, Tang San and several others had walked back and forth at the entrance of Qing Niu Jing's cave for nearly a dozen times.

The mentality of Qingniu spirit is about to collapse.

He has been a monster in the lower realm for so long, but he has never seen such a cautious monk!
Tang Sanzan thought in his heart that the time was almost up, and stepped into the house.

Originally, he was able to communicate with Laojun directly through the Demon Heart Seed, but in order to obtain the merit of Journey to the West, he specially sent the little monkey to the Tushita Palace,

To put it bluntly, it is to act a play so that Laojun has a suitable opportunity to enter.

When Zhu Bajie saw the three pieces of clothing in the room, he grinned and said, "Master, there are three pieces of clothing here that look really good!"

Tang San's eyes also lit up: "It's fate for monks to meet each other, please put it on for me!"

The three masters and disciples had just put on their clothes when a wild laughter came from the void: "Hahaha, this monk was fooled after all!"

The green ox spirit with its first-born unicorn appeared with a group of goblins, and the originally magnificent house became the cave of goblins.

"Your Majesty is so calculating!"

"The king is mighty, wise and brave!"

"The king is awesome!"

A group of little demons surrounded the green bull spirit, kneeling and licking frantically...

The flattering voice swept away the depressed mood of Qingniu Jing.

Qingniujing laughed twice: "Haha, little ones, clean up these three monks for me, let's drink tonight!"

"Order!"

The clothes on Tang San's burial and the three others had turned into snares at this moment.

Zhu Bajie wailed perfunctorily: "Oh, I'm so scared, I can't move!"

The slow-moving Sha Wujin was so embarrassed that he almost dug his toes out of the three bedrooms and one living room.

"Second senior brother, let's just say, isn't your acting skills too bad?"

"Farting is better than your acting skills with facial paralysis!"

Zhu Bajie asked Tang Sanzan: "Master, do you think my acting skills are bad?"

Tang Sanzan nodded seriously: "Bad! Worse than a cutout actor!"

Zhu Bajie shrank his neck, looked at Killing Forces again, and said unwillingly: "Did you see, Master said my acting skills are bad, that's when I'm really bad!"

Killing is all done:...

Second Senior Brother, your licking skills have improved a lot!
"Master, what should we say now?"

"Just wait, I can take a hot bath in a while."

Tang Sanzan tested the firmness of the net on his body a little, and he could break free as long as he exerted a little force.

The Green Ox Spirit walked up to him, glanced at the three of them, and asked, "Are you monks going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Tang Sanzan nodded: "That's right, it's the holy monk!"

After confirming that his identity was correct, a flash of excitement flashed in the eyes of Qingniu Jing, and he shouted loudly: "Okay, I heard that eating a piece of flesh from the pilgrim can lead to immortality. It seems that the king of Heguiben has achieved enlightenment today!"

have to……

Another fooled one.

Tang Sanzian shook his head, looked at the Green Bull Demon with pity, and said, "You are a bull demon. Sun Xingzhe, the poor monk's great disciple, is the Monkey King, the Great Sage. Can you beat him?"

Zhu Bajie also raised fire in time: "When my monkey brother comes, I will smash your monster hole!"

The Qingniu Jing frowned slightly. Although these words sounded harsh, it was indeed a problem.

However, the desire for longevity still defeated his rationality, Qingniu Jing said firmly: "Can I be afraid of a little Bi Mawen?"

"Although that monkey is quite capable, I am not a vegetarian either. I am more than capable of dealing with him!"

Tang Sanzan looked at the confident Qingniu Jing, and said lightly: "Aren't you transformed by Qingniu? As far as the poor monk knows, cows are vegetarians. Are you really capable of dealing with the poor monk's big apprentice?"

???

What did I say, why are you so stubborn with me?
I mean, do you have the skills, and you tell me whether to be a vegetarian?

Qingniujing looked at the white and fat monk in front of him, suppressing the anger in his heart.

Walking up to Tang Sanzan, he said: "I may not be able to defeat him, but I have a treasure that can hold water, fire and everything. When the time comes, take his weapon, how can he fight me?"

"Monk, wait for death honestly!"

Tang Sanzan looked down on the Qingniu Jing, and continued: "You can have this kind of treasure?"

"I don't believe it unless you show it to us..."

Seeing the green bull spirit's increasingly livid face, the surrounding little monsters silently retreated a few meters.

I'm afraid that my king will get angry and hurt himself.

After all, although I have never seen the famous demon kings in the demon world, I have heard their names.

In particular, the reputation of Sun Xingzhe, Monkey King, is like thunder in the demon world!
Although his king is not weak, if he really confronts that monkey, his fate will not be much better.

Qingniujing was naturally aware of his subordinates' thoughts.

In order to stabilize the morale of the army, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "That's right, everyone knows my own strength, plus the magic weapon, the Vajra Bracelet, there is absolutely no problem against that Sun Xingzhe!"

"Do you have any basis for saying that?" Tang Sanzan was aggressive.

Qingniu Jing was stunned.

according to?

According to your uncle!
If my little brother hadn't been watching from behind, I would have just slapped you to death!
"Well... First of all, my king's strength is a genuine Taiyi Golden Immortal, not much different from that monkey!"

"Secondly, the vajra bracelet in my hand is a magic weapon refined by the Taishang Laojun, and its power is extraordinary!"

Tang Sanbian followed Qingniu Jing's words and looked like he was going to break the casserole and ask the question.

He continued to ask: "Since it is Taishang Laojun's diamond bracelet, why is it in your hand?"

"I see, you stole it, so your king is a thief!"

These words made many little monsters in the back start whispering.

The Qingniu Jing's hands were trembling.

Although he didn't turn around to look, he knew that his back must be stared at by countless eyes at this moment.

Rumant is on the back!

The Green Ox Spirit looked at Tang San's burial, and he swore that he would kill the monk in front of him no matter what today!

Laojun couldn't save him either.

I said!
"Well... there is something wrong with everyone's focus. As long as you know that this diamond bracelet is very powerful and it can restrain all weapons!"

"Since Sun Xingzhe has no weapons, he may not be my opponent. Do you understand?"

Qingniujing laughed awkwardly, and managed to round up the words again.

"That is to say, you are stronger than my great apprentice, Monkey King?"

The green bull spirit smiled.

Having said so much, this is the only sentence he likes to hear.

"You are right in understanding this way. Speaking of which, I am indeed stronger than Monkey King!"

Tang Sanzan chuckled: "Really? Then do you dare to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

???

Is this shit trying to take me into the pit?

Havoc?

My brain is showing off and I am going to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace!
You can't talk nonsense about this, if people in the heavenly court find out about it, you will die.

Qingniu Jing obviously panicked, but he thought that there were so many younger brothers watching behind him, so he couldn't lose face at such a critical moment.

He coughed and cleared his throat, frowned and said in a vague voice: "Why don't you dare to make trouble in Tiangong? Next time we are free, let's go to make trouble in Tiangong too!"

Tang Sanzan immediately shouted loudly: "You heard it, your king is going to take you to the Heavenly Palace next week!"

(End of this chapter)