Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 118 Even without the Vajra Bracelet, My Qingniu Is Still the Same
Chapter 118 Even without the Vajra Bracelet, My Green Ox Is Still...
Sun Xingzhe was stunned.
You set fire to the cave yourself, not only are you little monsters not angry, but you are here asking for autographs like you see a star?
Although do not understand.
But this was the first time that Sun Xingzhe experienced the feeling of being followed by fans.
He took the pen and paper and signed the name of the little monster.
The little monster held the autograph and burst into tears with excitement: "Mom, I've made a difference, and the Great Sage signed it for me!"
"Great Sage, I am also your fan, please sign me, just sign it on my face, I will never wash my face for the rest of my life!"
"And me! And me, now I can blow for the rest of my life!"
……
Seeing Sun Xingzhe being so amiable, many little monsters became bolder.
There were a few quick-witted people who, seeing that Sun Xingzhe was surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, directly took a pen and paper and approached Tang Sanzan.
"Holy monk, you are really the master of the Monkey King! Can you also sign your name for me?"
Tang Sanzan was stunned for a moment, seeing Xiao Yao's serious face, nodded his head and said: "Yes!"
"Holy Monk, sign me too. In addition, I want to interview you. What do you think about the fact that monsters can live forever after eating your flesh?"
Tang Sanzan coughed: "Rumors, these are all rumors!"
"If you want to live longer, you can't take such crooked ways. To be a monster, you still have to go up step by step!"
"The holy monk is really cultured!"
"Enlightenment, enlightenment!"
Seeing a group of little demons surrounding the master and senior brother, Zhu Bajie was envious for a while.
He walked up to a few little demons who had not yet lined up, straightened his back and said, "What about that? It's me, it's Marshal Tianpeng who kills the eight realms!"
Xiao Yao: "Oh, I don't know!"
???
Zhu Bajie grabbed the little demon's ear: "Say it again? I'll kill you with a fucking cannonball!"
The little monster was about to shed tears of pain, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "I know you, isn't this the handsome and handsome Canopy Marshal?"
Zhu Bajie: "Then do you want my autograph?"
The little demon's head was like pounding garlic: "Yes, yes!"
Dare I not?
In the end, Xiaoyao reluctantly asked Zhu Bajie to sign three big characters on his face.
Zhu Bajie: "You don't have to get too excited, after all, not everyone has the chance to get my Zhu Bajie's signature!"
Little demon: ...
After witnessing all this, Qingniu Jing only felt her heart pounding.
He was so angry that his blood pressure went up.
He never expected that his little brother... actually asked Tang San to bury their signature!
Co-authoring me, the king, really became a display?
Was all the bullshit I did in the cave in vain?
At this moment, Qingniu Jing's heart felt cold.
"You... what are you all doing? I let you fight, what kind of autograph do you want?"
A little demon turned his head and said disdainfully: "Please, my lord, please stop making trouble. Even if you have a bracelet, you may not be able to do better than others. What are you fighting without a bracelet?"
When Qingniujing heard this, he immediately became angry: "So what? We are monsters!"
"How can you be so cowardly and ask someone else for an autograph?"
When another little demon heard this, he turned around and said, "Come on, that's the Monkey King. It's super cool to have his signature!"
"I...I fucking..."
Qingniu Jing was completely on the point of crying without tears.
After signing.
Tang Sanzun and Sun Xingzhe looked at the green ox spirit who was blown out of their noses, and then urged the demon heart seed to contact the Taishang Laojun.
"Old gentleman, it's time to come out and work!"
The angry Qingniu Jing, seeing the Taishang Laojun appearing here, couldn't hold back any longer, and ran to the Taishang Laojun, mooing aggrievedly.
When Taishang Laojun saw this scene, he sighed slightly in his heart.
"Aren't you all right? Why are you wronged?"
"Besides, don't you have a nose ring for self-defense? Why are you so unbearable?"
You must know that the vajra bracelet is the top defensive magic weapon refined by myself.
No matter how powerful Tang San is, he won't make you collapse, right?
After hearing what Taishang Laojun said, the Green Bull Spirit whispered: "The diamond bracelet... the diamond bracelet is lost..."
lost?
Taishang Laojun's head was buzzing.
Anyway, you have been with me for so many years. How can you lose the things that give you a life and security?
"Where was it lost?" Taishang Laojun asked doubtfully.
Qingniu Jing pointed at Tang Sanzan with aggrieved face and said: "At that time I wanted to hit him with the diamond bracelet, but... as soon as I took it out, the diamond bracelet was gone..."
Talk to here.
Qingniujing woke up suddenly, and looked at Tang Sanzan in shock: You...you stole my diamond bracelet! ?
Tang Sanzan smiled: "So what?"
"You hit me with the diamond bracelet, I didn't like it, so I put it away for you."
???
Put it away?
Qingniujing's breath rose all over his body, and when he saw the brash Tang Sanzan, he was ready to make a move, wanting to snatch back his magic weapon.
Damn, how dare you be so arrogant in front of the dignified quasi-sage?
Who gave you the courage?
"Old gentleman, this monk has robbed the magic weapon, what should I say?"
Seeing the Qingniu Jing who wanted to make a move, Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujin all surrounded him.
The gun in his hand was also aimed at the head of Qingniu Jing.
At this moment, Qingniu Jing, who had Laojun's support, did not show any stage fright in front of the people present. Instead, he straightened his back and looked at the world with an aura.
Now that the saint is out, the quasi-sage is already the pinnacle of the world.
Laojun is even more powerful among quasi-sages!
Just because a few of you still want to be presumptuous in front of the quasi-sage?
Even if your grandson makes a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, do you have the ability to jump in front of Laojun?
Tang Sanzan knew that the Green Ox Essence was inflated, and said disdainfully: "Ask the old gentleman behind you, does he dare to fight me?"
Hearing this, Qingniu Jing's eyes widened, and his breath surged, and he said angrily, "Who gave you the courage to talk to Zhunsheng like that?"
Qingniu Jing took the initiative to invite Ying and said: "Old gentleman, you sit down, I will slap that monk twice to make him remember, and take back the diamond bracelet by the way!"
???
Laojun is stupid!
Looking at the uninjured green bull, I had some doubts in my heart that this bull might have had its brain damaged by Tang Sanzang, right?
Don't you see that even I don't want to provoke this monk?
Why is your little mount so arrogant?
Before Laojun opened his mouth, he heard Qingniu Jing shout loudly and brazenly: "Even if I don't have a diamond bracelet and am alone, I, Qingniu, can still teach you a fat monk!"
"do not……"
Before Lao Jun could say anything, Qing Niu rushed towards Tang San Zang.
Qingniu Jing was filled with anger!
It was the fat, white monk in front of me who had embarrassed himself in front of his younger brother!
Now he must earn this face back!
But before he rushed to Tang San Zan...
A destructive aura enveloped his head!
Qingniujing looked up slightly, and saw the muzzle of the AK47 in Sun Xingzhe's hand against his forehead.
Gollum.
Qing Niu swallowed the saliva from his mouth tremblingly.
"Fuck you, try one more step!"
The green bull spirit's face was horrified, and he turned his head stiffly and shouted: "Old gentleman, save me!"
(End of this chapter)
Sun Xingzhe was stunned.
You set fire to the cave yourself, not only are you little monsters not angry, but you are here asking for autographs like you see a star?
Although do not understand.
But this was the first time that Sun Xingzhe experienced the feeling of being followed by fans.
He took the pen and paper and signed the name of the little monster.
The little monster held the autograph and burst into tears with excitement: "Mom, I've made a difference, and the Great Sage signed it for me!"
"Great Sage, I am also your fan, please sign me, just sign it on my face, I will never wash my face for the rest of my life!"
"And me! And me, now I can blow for the rest of my life!"
……
Seeing Sun Xingzhe being so amiable, many little monsters became bolder.
There were a few quick-witted people who, seeing that Sun Xingzhe was surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, directly took a pen and paper and approached Tang Sanzan.
"Holy monk, you are really the master of the Monkey King! Can you also sign your name for me?"
Tang Sanzan was stunned for a moment, seeing Xiao Yao's serious face, nodded his head and said: "Yes!"
"Holy Monk, sign me too. In addition, I want to interview you. What do you think about the fact that monsters can live forever after eating your flesh?"
Tang Sanzan coughed: "Rumors, these are all rumors!"
"If you want to live longer, you can't take such crooked ways. To be a monster, you still have to go up step by step!"
"The holy monk is really cultured!"
"Enlightenment, enlightenment!"
Seeing a group of little demons surrounding the master and senior brother, Zhu Bajie was envious for a while.
He walked up to a few little demons who had not yet lined up, straightened his back and said, "What about that? It's me, it's Marshal Tianpeng who kills the eight realms!"
Xiao Yao: "Oh, I don't know!"
???
Zhu Bajie grabbed the little demon's ear: "Say it again? I'll kill you with a fucking cannonball!"
The little monster was about to shed tears of pain, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "I know you, isn't this the handsome and handsome Canopy Marshal?"
Zhu Bajie: "Then do you want my autograph?"
The little demon's head was like pounding garlic: "Yes, yes!"
Dare I not?
In the end, Xiaoyao reluctantly asked Zhu Bajie to sign three big characters on his face.
Zhu Bajie: "You don't have to get too excited, after all, not everyone has the chance to get my Zhu Bajie's signature!"
Little demon: ...
After witnessing all this, Qingniu Jing only felt her heart pounding.
He was so angry that his blood pressure went up.
He never expected that his little brother... actually asked Tang San to bury their signature!
Co-authoring me, the king, really became a display?
Was all the bullshit I did in the cave in vain?
At this moment, Qingniu Jing's heart felt cold.
"You... what are you all doing? I let you fight, what kind of autograph do you want?"
A little demon turned his head and said disdainfully: "Please, my lord, please stop making trouble. Even if you have a bracelet, you may not be able to do better than others. What are you fighting without a bracelet?"
When Qingniujing heard this, he immediately became angry: "So what? We are monsters!"
"How can you be so cowardly and ask someone else for an autograph?"
When another little demon heard this, he turned around and said, "Come on, that's the Monkey King. It's super cool to have his signature!"
"I...I fucking..."
Qingniu Jing was completely on the point of crying without tears.
After signing.
Tang Sanzun and Sun Xingzhe looked at the green ox spirit who was blown out of their noses, and then urged the demon heart seed to contact the Taishang Laojun.
"Old gentleman, it's time to come out and work!"
The angry Qingniu Jing, seeing the Taishang Laojun appearing here, couldn't hold back any longer, and ran to the Taishang Laojun, mooing aggrievedly.
When Taishang Laojun saw this scene, he sighed slightly in his heart.
"Aren't you all right? Why are you wronged?"
"Besides, don't you have a nose ring for self-defense? Why are you so unbearable?"
You must know that the vajra bracelet is the top defensive magic weapon refined by myself.
No matter how powerful Tang San is, he won't make you collapse, right?
After hearing what Taishang Laojun said, the Green Bull Spirit whispered: "The diamond bracelet... the diamond bracelet is lost..."
lost?
Taishang Laojun's head was buzzing.
Anyway, you have been with me for so many years. How can you lose the things that give you a life and security?
"Where was it lost?" Taishang Laojun asked doubtfully.
Qingniu Jing pointed at Tang Sanzan with aggrieved face and said: "At that time I wanted to hit him with the diamond bracelet, but... as soon as I took it out, the diamond bracelet was gone..."
Talk to here.
Qingniujing woke up suddenly, and looked at Tang Sanzan in shock: You...you stole my diamond bracelet! ?
Tang Sanzan smiled: "So what?"
"You hit me with the diamond bracelet, I didn't like it, so I put it away for you."
???
Put it away?
Qingniujing's breath rose all over his body, and when he saw the brash Tang Sanzan, he was ready to make a move, wanting to snatch back his magic weapon.
Damn, how dare you be so arrogant in front of the dignified quasi-sage?
Who gave you the courage?
"Old gentleman, this monk has robbed the magic weapon, what should I say?"
Seeing the Qingniu Jing who wanted to make a move, Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujin all surrounded him.
The gun in his hand was also aimed at the head of Qingniu Jing.
At this moment, Qingniu Jing, who had Laojun's support, did not show any stage fright in front of the people present. Instead, he straightened his back and looked at the world with an aura.
Now that the saint is out, the quasi-sage is already the pinnacle of the world.
Laojun is even more powerful among quasi-sages!
Just because a few of you still want to be presumptuous in front of the quasi-sage?
Even if your grandson makes a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, do you have the ability to jump in front of Laojun?
Tang Sanzan knew that the Green Ox Essence was inflated, and said disdainfully: "Ask the old gentleman behind you, does he dare to fight me?"
Hearing this, Qingniu Jing's eyes widened, and his breath surged, and he said angrily, "Who gave you the courage to talk to Zhunsheng like that?"
Qingniu Jing took the initiative to invite Ying and said: "Old gentleman, you sit down, I will slap that monk twice to make him remember, and take back the diamond bracelet by the way!"
???
Laojun is stupid!
Looking at the uninjured green bull, I had some doubts in my heart that this bull might have had its brain damaged by Tang Sanzang, right?
Don't you see that even I don't want to provoke this monk?
Why is your little mount so arrogant?
Before Laojun opened his mouth, he heard Qingniu Jing shout loudly and brazenly: "Even if I don't have a diamond bracelet and am alone, I, Qingniu, can still teach you a fat monk!"
"do not……"
Before Lao Jun could say anything, Qing Niu rushed towards Tang San Zang.
Qingniu Jing was filled with anger!
It was the fat, white monk in front of me who had embarrassed himself in front of his younger brother!
Now he must earn this face back!
But before he rushed to Tang San Zan...
A destructive aura enveloped his head!
Qingniujing looked up slightly, and saw the muzzle of the AK47 in Sun Xingzhe's hand against his forehead.
Gollum.
Qing Niu swallowed the saliva from his mouth tremblingly.
"Fuck you, try one more step!"
The green bull spirit's face was horrified, and he turned his head stiffly and shouted: "Old gentleman, save me!"
(End of this chapter)
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