Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 120 I let you drink from unfamiliar water sources!
Tang Sanzan took a sip, and the dryness all over his body disappeared immediately.

"Not bad!"

Tang Sanzan glanced at Sha Wujin with satisfaction, but he didn't expect this guy to know that Sen Yan Guan Mo had taken the initiative to work.

Children can be taught!
At that time, the elixir obtained from Laojun will be shared with him more.

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie also got out of the car one after another, went to the river to hold the clear water.

"Comfortable, comfortable!"

"This river is so sweet!"

Zhu Bajie licked his lips, couldn't help but took a few more sips, and then leaned on the Humvee and asked, "Aaron, don't you want some?"

"I'm not hot, you're all Taiyi Jinxian, how can you still be afraid of this scorching weather?"

Zhu Bajie patted the hood of the Hummer and said, "Aaron, you don't understand!"

"You think Master has a high level of cultivation, right? Why does he have to drink it too?"

"The world of mortals refines the heart!"

"Only by coming from among mortals and going among mortals can we truly understand the true meaning of cultivation!"

Although Zhu Bajie said one thing after another, Aaron still shook his head resolutely and said: "Second senior brother, you better drink it. Aaron, I don't even need to add gas. It only takes one breath to accelerate to [-] kilometers!"

Zhu Bajie shook his head with a look of disgust: "I don't know how to enjoy!"

"You're like a wild boar that can't eat fine chaff..."

"Your senior brother, can I still lie to you?"

While several disciples were drinking water, Tang Sanzong stepped out of the car and stretched his stiff body.

But I happened to see an old woman passing by.

Because of the hot summer weather, the mortal old woman's lips were chapped, and she had obviously been thirsty for a long time.

"Old man, the water in this river is clean and pollution-free. You can take a break and drink..."

Tang San was suddenly stunned mid-sentence.

Seeing the old woman's expression of suppressing a smile, he instantly realized, isn't this a fucking remake of the original plot?
Tang Sanzian shouted in horror: "Stop drinking!"

Seeing that the killing was too slow, Tang Sanzan gritted his teeth and threw away the lotus leaf in his hand.

Well, you have done your best, and I want to give you more pills as a teacher.

Are you thinking about getting Wei Shi pregnant?
Yes, this is the fucking Zimu River!

In the original book, you can get pregnant if you drink it!

"Master, what's going on? Didn't you praise me just now?"

Sha Wujin didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, scratched his head in doubt, and wanted to run over to ask for clarification.

But just as he was about to move, he found that his stomach was visibly bulging.

"Fuck you!"

"Master, why is my stomach so big?"

Tang Sanzong took a deep breath, looked at his big belly, and showed a stiff smile on his face.

"The killing is over, you...come here!"

Just as he was confused, he didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all. He scratched his head and walked up to Tang San's funeral and had some silly fun.

"Master, what are you looking for me for?"

"Hey, Master, why is your belly so big?"

"What?!"

"I really want to beat you to death!"

Tang Sanbian slapped Sha Wujin's bald head with a slap, wishing he could execute the stupid fish on the spot.

Fuck!
Serving tea and handing water in summer, I thought you were enlightened!

It turns out that you think that I, Tang San, have been too safe all the way. Why don't you help me survive the tribulation?
"What the hell, what the hell!"

Tang Sanbian slapped him twice again, and roared through gritted teeth: "I told you to just find a strange water source and rush up to drink!"

"I'll let you drink!"

"If you dare to drink water today, will you dare to eat a lollipop handed to you by a stranger tomorrow?"

"Do you dare to open the door for others the day after tomorrow?"

Sha Wu was so painful that he burst into tears: "Ah ah ah!! Master, I don't dare to do that anymore, and I won't dare to do that again."

"I'm furious!"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie also realized that there was something wrong with the water they drank.

But looking at his head full of bruises, he once again transformed into "Buddha" and finished his killing mission. For a while, he couldn't find a place to start.

Sun Xingzhe hesitated for a moment, gave up the urge to beat and kill, and asked, "Master, what should we do now?"

"Master, please think of a way, old pig, I feel like I'm about to give birth!"

Only then did Tang Sanzhu let go of the killing.

It is easy to solve this problem. As long as you go to Po'er Cave and find the fetal spring, you can relieve the fetus in your belly.

But the key question is, when Tang Sanzong first read Journey to the West, he didn't remember where the Po'er Cave was?
Is it possible to go to see the daughter king with a big belly?
My destiny is to be so cruel when we first meet?

Just as Tang San was thinking, a burst of black mist suddenly surged up.

Not far from the Zimu River, I saw a thin old woman walking towards them with a smile.

Her body was filled with black mist, and the sound of a baby crying could be heard faintly.

"Jie Jie Jie..."

"It seems that the medicinal effect of the water in the Zimu River has decreased. I thought you would be able to conceive triplets!"

As the old woman spoke, she opened a paper bag in her hand and poured the powder inside into the Zimu River.

"Bold monster! Did you poison the river to kill us?"

After being beaten with a bruised nose and face, he was done with the killing. Now that he saw the instigator, he was so angry that he wanted to give her a slap in the face when he mentioned Gatlin.

But before he even mentioned Gatlin, he felt an unbearable pain in his abdomen, and for a moment he had no strength!

"Hehe, if you want to blame, you are all greedy. If you drink too much of the water in the Zimu River, your intestines will rot, and if you drink too little, your stomach will hurt unbearably!"

"If a woman drinks it, she will become pregnant. As for a man who drinks it..."

"What happens if you drink it?"

Immortal Ruyi smiled faintly: "If a man drinks it, he will naturally be pregnant with a ghost baby!"

"Ghost baby?"

"What a vicious woman, she actually refines the Ghost Infant Method here!"

Zhu Ba showed a look of horror. As a disciple of the Human Cult, his vision was naturally beyond the reach of ordinary people.

He has only seen this method of ghost babies in ancient books, and it is an extremely vicious spell!

The first thing is to take the unborn baby out of the pregnant woman's body in the ninth month of pregnancy, then grind it into powder, and then give it to the man to drink?

Such a baby's resentment gathers in the man's body, but it has yet to find a place to nurture it.

Over time, the ghost baby will tear the man's belly apart after sucking up the man's essence and blood.

The Ruyi True Immortal in front of him was surrounded by countless baby breaths, and he obviously knew this method well.

"Hey, there are people who know the goods!"

True Immortal Ruyi's voice was hoarse, and she looked at Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice as if looking at a plaything.

"Hand over the clothes and all the magic weapons you are wearing, and I will destroy the ghost baby for you!"

Robbery on my head?
Tang Sanzian looked at the old woman surrounded by countless dark infant souls, and smiled faintly.

"You monk, what are you laughing at when you are about to die?"

"Do you think you've got us?" Tang Sanzang took a deep breath to relieve the pain in his abdomen.

The old woman smiled miserably, leaned forward and said, "What do you think?"

"There are many people in this world who do not believe in evil. When the ghost baby breaks out of the body, you will know that it is too late!"

"Your third master, what I hate the most in my life is someone threatening..."

The old woman didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, so she said disapprovingly, "Hey, I threatened you today, what can you do?"

Tang Sanzan's eyes turned cold: "How can a person like you change?"

"Only death!"

"Disciples, do it!"

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