Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 123: This sister, we seem to have met somewhere
Zhu Bajie's words made Tang Sanzhun's mind relax.

Along with the roar of the Hummer, Tang Sanzong took out an ancient book collected from Po'er Cave and started flipping through it.

It's just that the ancient book was too boring. After flipping through a few pages, Tang Sanzong quietly took out the secret method of dual cultivation presented by Zhu Bajie and sandwiched it in the middle of the ancient book, avoiding the interest of several disciples.

"There's nothing good about Xieyang Mountain, just books!"

"It's no wonder Master knows so much, so he's learning all the time!"

Sun Xingzhe looked at Tang Sanzhu enviously.

For all the monsters I encountered along the way, Master was like a prophet who knew exactly what magic weapons and backstage they had!

Now it seems that all this is the result of Master’s hard study!
"Master, what kind of book are you reading? I want to learn from it too!"

"Cough cough..."

Tang Sanzian's face turned slightly red: "Little monkey, you are still young, and you can't grasp Jie Yangshan's book, so let me teach you!"

After fooling Sun Xingzhe, Tang San was fascinated.

It didn't take long for Tang Sanzun to finish reading the two books that were tributed by Zhu Bajie, and a dull feeling came to his heart.

No matter how wonderful a book is, it can become boring after reading too much.

What's more, reading too much of this book is not good for your health...

Tang Sanzan immediately put away the books, rubbed his red eyes, and asked, "Aren't you here yet?"

"Where are you going?"

Coming out of Jieyang Mountain, the Hummer never stopped along the way.

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment...

Damn, I forgot to tell Aaron where I stopped!

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzun asked hurriedly: "Has the Daughter Kingdom passed?"

"Daughter Country?" Aaron pondered for a moment, unable to figure out whether he had ever been to this place.

On the contrary, the man who was sitting on the roof of the car had finished his work and stretched his head in through the window.

"Master, the kingdom of daughters has long passed!"

"Renrou Township is a hero's tomb, and master would not fall in love with those rouge vulgar fans."

"So I took it upon myself to bypass it!"

As Sha Wujin said this, he couldn't help but feel proud of his own wit.

I was thinking that I should be praised by Master this time, right?

But Tang Sanzan's expression became extremely gloomy when he heard these words, and his two palms were already tightly clenched into fists.

bulging veins...

Seeing the smiling face that had done all the killing, Tang Sanbian could no longer bear it and punched Bang Bang twice.

Sha Wujin, who had three big bruises on his forehead that hadn't disappeared, instantly raised a pair of panda eyes.

"You know? You know what a der! Go back!"

Tang San was still thinking about why Jieyang Mountain was not far from the Daughter Kingdom in the original work, so why he hadn't arrived yet after walking for so long.

Did the co-author have this fool like Sha Wujin directing things from the roof of the car?

Fuck!
Do whatever you want, mess with No.1!
No wonder the Jade Emperor drove him down to earth when he broke a glass cup.

Oh shit!

Can I just expel him from the Westward Journey team for pointing him in the wrong direction?
Tang Sanzong rubbed his temples, which were pounding so fast, and instantly felt that his heart was so tired.

Destroy it.

"Crench!"

"Master, the kingdom of daughters has arrived!"

As if feeling the anger in the master's heart, Aaron turned around and opened up all his firepower, and arrived in the country of daughters in a blink of an eye.

"Well, it's still Aaron's work that makes people feel comfortable!"

"I have decided that you will be the third child in the team from now on, and Xiaosha, you will be the fourth child from now on!"

"Yes, Master!"

Tang Sanzong adjusted his clothes, got out of the Humvee, and slowly walked towards the city gate of the Daughter Kingdom.

"Who is coming?"

Seeing Tang San burying several people, an old female voice suddenly came from the tower.

"The poor monk is a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to obtain scriptures. He passed by his daughter and came here to exchange the customs clearance documents!"

Tang Sanzan smiled, and thought he responded very politely.

Since embarking on the journey of seeking scriptures, this is the first time he has formally used the customs clearance document given by the Tang Emperor.

After hearing Tang San's words, a group of female soldiers came down from the city tower.
The leaders were two old women with old faces.

Seeing Tang Sanbu's appearance, the old lady showed displeasure.

Without even reading the customs clearance document, he refused directly and said: "Our country does not welcome men. If you want to go to the West, you can leave directly!"

???

Didn't the original book say that men in Daughter Country are very sought-after?

It’s just that a few of my apprentices are a bit ugly, but I Tang Sanzan is comparable to the appearance of the readers, from high to 99 to just walking, who doesn’t say handsome?

call……

I don’t blame you because you have no sense of aesthetics and don’t understand the power of poor monks.

After all, the target of the poor monk is not you!

Tang Sanzun took a deep breath, and continued to say peacefully: "I have no malicious intentions, I just want your king to stamp me!"

"Let you go in and get the king's seal?"

The two old women looked at each other and said contemptuously: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, this matter is a bit difficult..."

Difficult?

You can do it, but you don’t want to?
Tang Sanzong naturally heard the implication of these two people's words.

But I want to ask me about the benefits of Tang San's burial?
In this world, I, Tang Sanzhu, have never been the only one who asks for benefits from others. The grass on the grave of the last one who dared to blackmail me was three meters high!

Walking up to the two old women, a chill flashed across Tang Sanzang's face.

"Is it difficult to do? If it's difficult to do, then just fucking stop doing it!"

"I am the Godfather of the Tang Dynasty!"

"Now it is seriously suspected that your daughter country is accumulating grain and stationing troops privately in an attempt to illegally establish a country!"

Hearing Tang Sanzong's cold voice, the three disciples behind him took out their weapons in tacit agreement.

The guns locked on them instantly.

Coupled with the fact that the three apprentices were all wearing uniforms provided by the system, the sense of oppression suddenly changed the faces of the female soldiers on the scene.

The two old women who took the lead turned pale, and their bowed legs began to tremble.

However, just when Tang San Burian thought they were scared, these two old women stomped towards Tang San Burian staggeringly.

They put their left hands on their hips and pointed at Tang San's burial with their right hands.

He kept shouting: "Back off, back off!"

"retreat!"

"retreat!"

"retreat!"

Accompanied by the dancing of spit stars, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but took a step back.

The two old ladies seemed to get a sense of security from it, and they danced even more happily.

Tang Sanzan's face darkened.

Isn’t this a trick for passing on a female rather than a male?

Tang Sanbian still remembered this move in his previous life. The older he got, the more lethal it became, and he became more skillful in using it.

I just didn't expect to see this kind of human-to-human transmission phenomenon one day in the daughter country.

Just when Tang San was about to say something, he suddenly saw a woman wearing a dragon robe slowly walking out of the city.

She was obviously just a mortal woman, but Tang Sanzong felt a strange aura from her.

Dignified atmosphere, glamorous beyond compare!
Tang Sanzan only had these four characters in his mind at the moment.

This woman should only exist in the sky, it is rare to hear it in the world!

Tang Sanzian stepped forward with a smile on his face and said in a soft voice: "This sister, we seem to have met somewhere..."

"Ok?"

The daughter king, who was passing by, fell into a state of complete depression when she saw Tang Sanbu.

(End of this chapter)