Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 130 The Furious Jade Emperor (please vote)
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33rd Chongtian Tushita Palace.

The Taishang Laojun, who came in a hurry, just walked to the door of the house, and saw several heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the door of Tushita Palace.

Seeing Lao Jun coming back, a cheerful smile appeared on several people's faces.

"Laojun, are you back?"

Taishang Laojun neither sad nor happy, asked lightly: "What are you doing here?"

The heavenly soldier said respectfully: "Old Lord, the Peach Fair is about to begin..."

"The Jade Emperor ordered us to invite you to the meeting!"

"Peach Fair?" Taishang Laojun frowned.

Damn it, the flat peach tree is about to be pulled out, so what kind of peach party is there!
Taishang Laojun shook his head and refused directly: "I won't go!"

"This……"

Several heavenly soldiers looked at each other with embarrassed expressions, lowered their heads and whispered: "His Majesty also said that we should ask Laojun to get some gourds of golden elixirs..."

Taishang Laojun's voice suddenly rose: "Golden elixir?"

"Golden elixir is a hammer, no!"

Now that I owe Tang Sanzan a fucking debt, I still want to ask Lao Tzu for a golden elixir?
An unknown anger suddenly surged in Taishang Laojun's heart, and he roared angrily: "Tell him, I don't have a golden elixir for you, but I have one for your life!"

The heavenly soldiers were all taken aback by the sudden roar of the Taishang Laojun.

Why did the amiable Taishang Laojun in the past suddenly become so irritable today?
I haven't heard of any friction between Laojun and Tianting recently?

Tianbing was dumbfounded.

You must know that it was a good job to invite Laojun to a banquet in the past!
If you are lucky, you can even get a few pills as a reward.

But what's going on today?

Why does it feel like Laojun is a different person?
"If you don't leave, I will kill you!"

Seeing Honghai'er and Yinjiao working hard to guard the alchemy furnace in Tushita Palace, Taishang Laojun felt as if he could see the end of his days ahead at a glance.

Tian Bing left with a depressed face, and Taishang Laojun immediately entered the alchemy room.

"Old gentleman, during the time you left, I have studied alchemy hard!"

The red boy returned to his original cute appearance, and proudly asked for credit to the Supreme Lord.

"Okay, just don't slack off!"

After touching Hong Boy's head, Taishang Laojun's mood finally improved slightly.

Walking to the material room of the alchemy room, Taishang Laojun sorted out all the materials needed for this alchemy, and then found a spare alchemy furnace.

After putting all these things into his storage space, Taishang Laojun stared at a portrait hanging in the room for a few seconds.

In the portrait is the true form of Taishang Laojun, the saint who has now retired from the three realms!
Lao Jun said bitterly: "I'm sorry, myself!"

"I was forced to work for Tang Sanzong as a last resort!"

As a sage, Daode Tianzun naturally couldn't hear his call at this moment.

Taishang Laojun sighed, and then flew towards the mortal world.

At this moment, Tang Sanzan and Sun Xingzhe had already arrived at the Daughter Kingdom, guarding the Daughter King's side. The moment they saw the Taishang Laojun, they both spoke at the same time.

"Why are you so fast?"

"Why are you so slow?"

???

Taishang Laojun, everyone is stupid.

Oh shit!

The two of you came back so quickly from the robbery, and this comparison makes it seem that I was procrastinating when I went back to the Tushita Palace to get things...

Taishang Laojun took a deep breath and said: "I met two heavenly soldiers on the road, and they insisted on calling me to attend the Pantao Festival!"

Speak out.

Taishang Laojun suddenly reacted and asked: "Could it be that you didn't even meet anyone blocking you along the way?"

"I met him. There was a gatekeeper at Nantianmen, and his head was shattered by a little monkey."

……

Taishang Laojun stopped talking.

Damn, can a monk do this?
Can the person who did this fucking thing be called a monk?
But now Laojun doesn't have the time to think about these anymore, now he and Tang Sanzan are already tied to the same boat as grasshoppers, saying that everything else is useless.

"Holy Monk, replenishing the Queen's life essence is an unnatural thing. It's best to find an uninhabited place to avoid being disturbed. You see..."

"A place with no one?"

Tang Sanzong straightened up and took out the pagoda.

"I happen to have a suitable place here, and the peach tree is also in it. You can just go in and make elixirs!"

"Independent space?"

Taishang Laojun was taken aback for a moment, and then half of his body leaned into the world of the first floor of the pagoda.

"Damn it, even the way of heaven is blocked here?" Taishang Laojun couldn't help but cursed.

"Well, isn't this place nice?"

Laojun was silent for a few seconds, then nodded: "Bring people in!"

Tang Sanzan asked lightly: "How is it, are you sure?"

Looking at Tang Sanzan's eyes, Taishang Laojun replied: "There should be no problem!"

"should?"

"no problem!"

Tang Sanzian nodded, and then closed the pagoda.

Just when Taishang Laojun was about to take action, a sound like a silver bell came.

"Master?"

Taishang Laojun turned his head in surprise.

"Seven fairies?"

"Pantaoyuan land?"

Damn it, Tang San buried the entire Pantaoyuan in one fucking pot?
……

Yaochi.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, who were sitting in the high positions, looked a bit ugly, seeing that almost all the gods who came to participate in the Peach Blossom Fair had arrived.

But the flat peaches of the Seven Fairies have not been delivered for a long time.

On the plates on the table, except for a few delicious pastries, there were no flat peaches or golden elixirs from the past!

Although these gods didn't say anything, the Jade Emperor could tell with his toes that these people must have been dissatisfied after sitting for so long!
The Jade Emperor, who couldn't hold back his face, immediately sent another group of heavenly soldiers to the Pantao Garden to check the situation.

It's not easy for Laojun to urge him, so he can only urge Pantao again.

"Not good! Not good!"

Hearing the Heavenly Soldiers yelling, the Jade Emperor, who was already a little irritable, said in a cold voice: "What's the matter, what's wrong with being so flustered?!"

Tianbing didn't care to catch his breath, knelt down on the ground with a plop, and said with trembling lips: "Your Majesty, Pantao..."

"The Peach Garden has been evacuated! Even the land and the Seven Fairies have disappeared!"

"What did you say?"

The Jade Emperor stood up suddenly, exuding a terrifying aura all over his body.

"Who did it? Who did it!!"

"The Peach Blossom Party is being held today. There are limited guards inside the Heavenly Court, so no one can see it..."

"what!"

The Jade Emperor knocked over the plate in front of him, and fell into a rage...

Yet at this moment.

Another team of Heavenly Soldiers came to Yaochi and reported to Yudihui: "Your Majesty, Laojun said that he is not going to participate in the Pantao Festival..."

"And... I asked him for the golden elixir, and he... he said..."

"what did he say?"

"He said... no."

The Jade Emperor clenched his fists instantly, and his whole body was on the verge of going berserk.

It had been many years, and this was the first time he had lost face in front of so many people!
He vowed to make the life of those who stole the peach tree worse than death!
The Jade Emperor immediately began to deduce, trying to find out who dared to be so bold.

"Ok?"

Can't even guess?

The Jade Emperor's eyes were filled with doubts, and then he deduced again.

???

How can it be?

Even if Journey to the West is now in chaos, it's not like the person who stole the flat peach tree can't be found, right?
Is there something else wrong with this matter?
The Jade Emperor was silent for a few seconds, and said, "Go and call all the guards at the four gates today. I want to see who is so bold as to come to the Heavenly Court to steal the flat peach tree!"

Hearing this, Tianbing was so frightened that his entire body fell to the ground.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, the Nantian Gate is guarded by the Four Heavenly Kings today, but..."

"But, they're gone!"

gone? !

The Jade Emperor's expression turned extremely ugly.

Even the Four Heavenly Kings were frightened away. Could it be that the person who came to steal the flat peach tree is some kind of big boss who is hidden from the three worlds?

The Jade Emperor's face was livid with anger, and his chest heaved violently.

He is dignified and quasi-sacred!
In the Three Realms where saints cannot leave now, there are still people who dare to slap him in the face?
"Go check it out for me!"

"Anyone who informs will be rewarded a lot!"

"Anyone who finds the Four Heavenly Kings will be captured on the spot. If he resists, he will be killed without mercy!"

The gods all over the sky looked at the furious Jade Emperor and couldn't help but become curious. Who else in the Three Realms dares to be so bold?

(End of this chapter)