Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 134 Tang Sanbu: I'm afraid I won't be able to (ask for tickets)
"What age is it? It's all the old calendar!"

Zhu Bajie shook his head and explained: "Go and ask around, who dares to confront my master on the way to learn the scriptures?"

"Don't say it's a monster, Buddhist Lingji Bodhisattva knows, right? Anyone who offends my master will not end well!"

Zhu Bajie curled his lips in disdain.

Now he has seen through it. The whole journey to the west is clearly about people from Heaven and Lingshan setting up roadblocks along the way to gain the merits and benefits of the journey to the west.

As for the life and death of the local people, they don't care at all.

So now Zhu Bajie doesn't have the slightest favorable impression of Heavenly Court.

Hearing Zhu Bajie's words, Li Jing, the King of Tota, couldn't help but feel a chill on his back.

Damn it, is this Buddhist monk a ruthless person?

He even dares to kill Buddhist leaders, what else can't he do?

If he was bumped into by his adopted daughter, would he still be able to survive?

Thinking of this, Li Jing quickly rubbed the palms of his hands and said sheepishly: "Marshal, we are old friends. I have an unkind request, but Marshal must agree to it."

"I have a adopted daughter in the lower realm who became a spirit from a mouse, and now she is also going through a lot of calamities on this path of learning scriptures. Please also ask the marshal to stop your master on the way!"

While talking, Li Jing approached Zhu Bajie, avoiding the sight of the heavenly soldiers, and put down a storage bag without a trace.

"What do you mean, King Tota?"

Zhu Bajie narrowed his eyes slightly, and saw the ten golden elixirs placed inside through the gap in the storage bag, and his face suddenly turned cold.

Ten golden pills just want to buy one life?

Do you really think that I Zhu Bajie is a beggar?
Laojun filial piety to the master's elixir measurement unit starts with [-] characters, how can my dignified learning team miss your elixir?

Li Jing looked a little embarrassed.

But there are hundreds of heavenly soldiers and generals watching behind him, so he can only bite the bullet and continue to say: "Marshal, because we have worked together before..."

"That's my dearest master!"

Zhu Bajie reached out and pushed open the storage bag, unmoved at all.

"Then the marshal means there is no more talk?"

"No, I mean you have to pay more!"

What the fuck?

When did Marshal Canopy with thick eyebrows and big eyes start extortion?

Li Jing was extremely depressed in his heart, but there was no expression on his face.

After being silent for a while, Li Jing gritted his teeth and asked, "Then how much do you mean?"

"It's very simple, the merits of this difficulty are divided between you and our learning team!"

"I'll take [-]%?"

Li Jing showed a bitter expression.

Although in the eyes of outsiders he is the famous Tota King in heaven.

But he was actually a thug under the Jade Emperor.

Once there is something that needs to be done in the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor's first thought is to send him to take charge and take full responsibility.

It sounds awesome, but Li Jing knew that he wasn't awesome at all, he was only coaxing.

Of those big bosses who are really powerful in Tianting, which one can casually come out to run errands for the Jade Emperor?

Erlang Zhenjun, who is equally awesome and powerful, lives in Guanjiangkou and usually listens to the tune but not the announcement. That’s how awesome he is!
In order to get the merit of this journey to the west, he worked hard, but in the end, less than [-]% was in his hands.

Zhu Bajie's opening is not asking for merit, it is simply asking for his life!

Li Jing still wanted to fight for it again, so he couldn't help but said: "Marshal, can we discuss it again, it's too much for you to take [-]%..."

"Wait, I think you've misunderstood something."

Zhu Bajie raised his hand and directly interrupted Li Jing.

"[-]% of this is ours, and the remaining [-]% is for you!"

???

"hiss……"

Li Jing took a deep breath, stretched out three fingers in disbelief, and then asked: "I only accounted for [-]% of the co-author?"

"Why, still too little?"

Li Jing nodded: "It's indeed a little less."

If you only give yourself [-]%, then the ones that end up in your hands may not even be [-]%!

Zhu Bajie's face turned cold, and he said without mercy: "Don't blame me for not telling you in advance, money or life, you choose for yourself!"

"My master is not as easy-talking as I am. If he starts to be ruthless, he will even beat himself!"

Tang Sanzong: Little Piggy, what are you talking about?
Li Jing had a troubled look on his face at the moment.

The merits of Journey to the West!
That is a good thing that may not be encountered once in tens of thousands of years.

When he was conferred the God of Calamity last time, he was just an ordinary Chentangguan commander-in-chief, and his so-called merits had nothing to do with him!

If it weren't for the third son, Nezha, who was one of the key figures in the calamity, I am afraid that he would have nothing to do with him in the current Three Realms.

Now that he has finally managed to get through the connections at all levels and can benefit from some of the benefits of Journey to the West, he naturally doesn't want to give up just yet.

But if I don't agree to Zhu Bajie's proposal, my righteous daughter will definitely have no way out. As for whether the merits can be obtained, then I can't say...

With the current strength of the master and apprentice of the Buddhist scriptures, I am afraid that there is no need to ask him for help. A face-to-face meeting will kill you, right?

After hesitating again and again, Li Jing nodded reluctantly.

"Then follow what Marshal Tianpeng said, and I hope the Marshal will not break his promise!"

"What are you talking about? We have worked together in Heavenly Court for so many years, and I will definitely help you with this little favor!"

Zhu Bajie patted Li Jing on the shoulder in satisfaction, and agreed with a smile.

"Ugh……"

Li Jing sighed silently, could only grit his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

"In this case, I still have important things to do, so I won't be able to stay here any longer!"

"Then I wish Heavenly King Tota catch the real culprit who stole the flat peach tree as soon as possible!"

Zhu Bajie replied with a smile.

"Thanks to the auspicious words of the marshal, if the thief is caught, maybe His Majesty can reward him..."

With this illusion in mind, Li Jing left in a hurry with his heavenly soldiers and generals, continuing to hunt down the so-called thieves.

Looking at the Heavenly Soldiers going away, Zhu Bajie shook his head and returned to the recliner.

"Catch the thief, you can catch a der!"

……

at the same time.

Inside the Pagoda, Tang Sanzan was busy when the system's notification sounded suddenly.

[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced Tota Heavenly King Li Jing, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】

[The host’s cultivation has been upgraded to the seventh level of immortality! 】

"Fuck, what happened?"

Tang Sanbu lay on the bed rubbing his waist in a bewildered expression, not understanding why it suddenly involved Li Jing, the King of Tota?

I didn't even go out of the palace for three days.

Where can I go to see King Tota?
When the daughter of the king saw that Tang San had not moved for a long time, he raised his head hesitantly, and his eyes seemed to be watering.

"Brother Saint Monk, what's wrong with you?"

Tang Sanzun scratched his big bald head: "I...I suddenly remembered something just now, I..."

Before he finished speaking, Tang San was directly pushed onto the bed.

Looking at the jerky queen, Tang Sanzhan guided: "Yes, you have to squat, use strength in your legs, and move up and down..."

"I'm afraid it won't work."

Tang Sanzan lay on the bed with empty eyes, at this moment, he seemed to be even more sage!

"I think we can go on..."

Tang Sanzan: "Let me tell you, this kind of thing can't be forced...don't..."

　All kinds of monthly ticket recommendation tickets are smashed here

　　
　
(End of this chapter)