Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 147 Returning to Chechi Country again? (asking for votes)
Watching Tang San's master and apprentice leave, the Bull Demon King sighed heavily, as if all his energy and energy had been drained out at this moment.

The Rakshasa girl asked in confusion: "Niu Niu, what's wrong with you?"

The Bull Demon King sighed and said, "Ma'am, I seem to have done something wrong."

The Rakshasa girl pretended to be angry and pinched the Bull Demon King's waist, and said coquettishly: "As long as you know, when have I ever done anything that I'm sorry for you in these years?"

"If you don't trust me again from now on, I will beat you to death!"

The Bull Demon King smiled wryly: "Ma'am, that's not what I'm talking about."

"what is that?"

The Bull Demon King stared at the backs of the master and his disciples, and said in a low voice: "You said that I have never seen that monkey for 500 years, are you sorry for the word brother?"

Rakshasa girl knocked Bull Demon King on the head and said, "Why, you mention brother in front of your wife, it seems that you value love and righteousness, doesn't it?"

The Bull Demon King grabbed Rakshasa girl's petite palm with his backhand, closed his eyes and said, "I just think we did too much in order to distance ourselves from the monkey?"

Rakshasa hesitated for a moment, and said: "The whole Three Realms know what happened back then, and it's not like you don't know how big a crime it is to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace."

"If Laojun hadn't been willing to help us, your fate would be no better than that monkey!"

"If you don't do it for yourself, you will be punished by heaven and earth. There is no right or wrong in this kind of thing!"

The Bull Demon King nodded slightly, but still looked at his wife with a tangled face: "Although that is the case, I have always tarnished the word brother all these years!"

The Rakshasa girl smiled and said, "It's okay. Don't you think that monkey didn't take this matter to heart either?"

"It was the Tathagata who kept your brother under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years. Do you think he can still listen to Buddhism and go to the West to learn scriptures with peace of mind?"

"I have a hunch that the group of them is definitely going to make trouble!"

"If there is a need in the future, we husband and wife will go to help them together, and we will live up to your brothers!"

Hearing the Rakshasa Girl's considerate words, the Bull Demon King felt moved in his heart.

Looking at the Rakshasa girl affectionately, the Bull Demon King began to untie the clothes with both hands.

"Madam~"

"A Niu~"

Half an hour later, the Bull Demon King breathed a sigh of relief.

……

[It is detected that the host is in the 81st difficulty node, Flame Mountain, do you check in? 】

"Punch in"

[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a set of cyber Buddha mechs. Knock on the electronic wooden fish to see the mecha Buddha. As a time traveler, how can you not have a set of cool mechas? 】

Mecha?

Tang Sanzan was stunned when he heard the sound of system rewards.

I never expected that Journey to the West could still create the feeling of cyber technology.

Really good ah really good!
"System, introduce the Cyber ​​Buddha mecha!"

[This mecha is made of cyber technology and can perfectly fit the user. However, it is limited by the suppression of the power of heaven in this world. The host needs to knock the electronic wooden fish to offset the suppression. 】

[Every time you hit the electronic wooden fish one hundred and eight thousand times, you will get one opportunity to use the mecha. 】

"Do you still want to knock on the electronic wooden fish?"

Tang Sanzun wiped his bald head, looked at a mechanized wooden fish next to the mecha in the system rewards, and fell into deep thought...

[Congratulations to the host for getting a share of Thirteen Fragrances, good wine with good meat, good meat with good ingredients! 】

"Didn't I say that your system didn't see that I didn't have good seasoning before?"

"The Thirteen Incenses I brought with me from Chang'an City were destroyed by Aaron before I even ate them."

"I've already walked halfway to learn the scriptures, and you just thought of sending me the seasoning?"

"Do you know how I got here all the way?"

[This system is with the host throughout the whole process, and the host has been drinking and eating meat all the way. 】

Tang Sanzan: ...

"Little monkey, have you turned off the fire fan?" Tang Sanzan directly changed the topic.

Sun Xingzhe, who was outside the Hummer, responded: "Come on, come on, slap it twice and the fire will be out!"

Tang Sanzian nodded, feeling the gradually lowering temperature in the car, and a sentence came to his mind involuntarily.

"Set fire to the mountain and sit in prison!"

"I knew it was impossible for this little monkey to be suppressed for 500 years for stealing peaches!"

After the flames were extinguished and Sun Xingzhe returned the plantain fan, Tang Sanzan and his party embarked on the road to the west again.

There were no monsters encountered along the way past the Flame Mountain, and the corresponding number of humans was also pitiful.

So the masters and apprentices are eating and sleeping in the open, feeling a little tired.

On this day, the Hummer stopped at the top of the hill. Aaron said happily: "Master, there is a tower not far away!"

Zhu Bajie stretched out his head and took a look: "Oh, it's quite spectacular. Master, do you know what kind of tower this is?"

Tang Sanzan: ...

Although I have read the original work, I can only remember some general plots. How could I know the name of a tower?
At this moment, Aaron shouted again: "Master, there is a temple under this tower!"

Zhu Bajie was overjoyed: "Okay!"

Tang Sanzan looked at Zhu Bajie in bewilderment and asked, "How can you be more happy to see a temple than you to see a brothel?"

Zhu Bajie curled his lips and said: "Master, I'm glad that we finally have a place to live tonight. We sleep in the Hummer every day. This old pig feels uncomfortable all over!"

"And isn't this what you want too!"

Tang Sanzan frowned slightly: "What does it suit me?"

"Hohofomen!"

Zhu Bajie winked and said: "When we go in, we should eat and drink, and the monks inside should be beaten or scolded, isn't it up to us?"

"At that time, maybe they can't stand it and return to vulgarity."

Tang Sanzan nodded seriously when he heard the words, and said: "It makes sense, after all, when you come to the place where the son came, you have to burn incense sticks for him."

Zhu Bajie looked at the master in confusion and asked in confusion: "I have passed by so many temples before, but I have never seen the master offering incense to the Buddha?"

"Could it be that Master has changed his sex today?"

Sun Xingzhe raised his hand and patted Zhu Bajie's forehead, and said with a smile: "Idiot, don't you understand this?"

"Now that Journey to the West is halfway through, Master is paying homage to Tathagata in advance!"

……

After descending the mountain, the Hummer Aaron galloped all the way, and stopped under the city gate.

Before the four masters and apprentices got off the car.

After killing Wu Wu, he saw a group of soldiers in armor beating the monk with whips in their hands.

More than a dozen monks of different ages walked unsteadily with shackles on their hands.

Sha Wu rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and said in shock: "Master, Aaron may have gone the wrong way, we are back to Che Chi Country!"

Tang Sanzan: ...

Sun Xingzhe frowned and flew out of the car to look in the direction, and asked in doubt: "The direction is correct, and we didn't turn back?"

Zhu Bajie sighed: "It seems that we don't need to oppress here."

"If it weren't for the fact that Huli Daxian has become a fertilizer now, I would wonder if they have changed places!"

(End of this chapter)