Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 15 Xiaobailong: I used to be the heir to trillions of assets
Chapter 15 Xiaobailong: I used to be the heir to trillions of assets
Xiao Bailong recognizes that the golden desert eagle is the gun of Tang Sanzan, the godfather of the Tang Dynasty!
Three months ago, the Dragon King of Jinghe was beheaded by Wei Zheng in his dream, which had already become the headlines of the Dragon Clan during this time.
Many dragon clans have even listed Wei Zheng as one of the people who should not be offended in the Tang Dynasty!
The reason is not unique.
It’s because there was also a godfather named Tang San buried in the Tang Dynasty!
This person was someone who even Wei Zheng had to bow to respectfully when he saw him. Even the Emperor of Tang had to treat him with courtesy!
So at this moment, Xiao Bailong was panicking!
[Ding, it’s been detected that the host has influenced the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Lie, and changed the script of Journey to the West to reward the host with massive cultivation! 】
[The host’s cultivation level has been upgraded to the seventh level of Earth Immortal! 】
Tang Sanzan slowly raised his pistol as a reminder from the system's loli voice sounded in his mind.
Staring at Xiao Bailong, he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Ah Long, let me ask you, where is my money?!"
Ao Lie felt as if he was being stared at by a chaotic beast, and trembled: "Third... Third Master, all the money... the money has been eaten... by me!"
Their dragon race is different from other prehistoric races. In addition to the common Qi training, they can also improve their cultivation by devouring gold and silver treasures.
This is why most of the later records show the dragon clan's greed for money.
Just now he swallowed Tang Sanbu's carriage because he felt that there was a lot of gold in the carriage!
"What about my spices?!"
Tang Sanzan's tone was solemn.
"The spices...the spices are all scattered in the pool."
Xiao Bailong breathed a sigh of relief, feeling less scared than before.
Even when the gold was gone, the Third Master didn't lose his temper. Even when the spice was gone, it shouldn't be a big deal, right?
"Gone?!"
"The spices I brought back from Chang'an City so hard, you told me it's gone?"
Tang Sanzan's face was full of fierceness, his eyes seemed to be bursting with flames, and he raised his hand and patted Xiaobai Longtou's horny head.
"Snapped!"
Caught off guard, Xiao Bailong's body directly hit the cliff.
"Fuck! The poor monk is going to go on a killing spree today!"
"Little monkey, prepare chili and cumin. Today we will eat dragon meat!"
Xiao Bailong was blinded by Tang San's slap.
Before he could react, Sun Xingzhe sneered, raised his golden cudgel and was about to smash it down...
"Sanzo, show mercy!"
At this moment, Guanyin arrived in time from the horizon and stopped Sun Xingzhe.
Tang Sanzan narrowed his eyes slightly.
"Guanyin, what is your purpose here?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Sanzang, this little white dragon is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. You must not kill him!"
Tang San's face showed a cold expression.
This is also an old routine in the original Journey to the West. As long as it is a monster related to heaven or Buddhism, at the critical moment, gods and Buddhas will come to fish for people.
In the entire Journey to the West, the number of monsters who had no power and power and were killed at the end was no more than a handful!
Besides, the West Sea is close to Lingshan, and the Dragon King of the West Sea did not know how many benefits he gave to Guanyin, so this gave the third son such an opportunity.
So Guanyin appeared just in time.
"A demon is a demon! He eats my horse, and I eat his flesh."
"Tit for repayment is a given!"
Tang Sanzan didn't take it seriously: "Monkey, what are you still doing?"
"As the saying goes, dragon meat is in heaven, donkey meat is in the world!"
"I've eaten donkey meat before, but this is my first time eating dragon meat. Hurry up!"
Seeing Tang Sanzan, Guanyin didn't give her face at all. She who was originally well-trained, couldn't hold back at this moment.
"Jin Chan, since you already have the memory of your past life, you can naturally know that this matter of obtaining scriptures is destiny. Every drink and peck is determined. This little white dragon is destined to join your family..."
Before Guanyin could finish speaking, Tang Sanzian raised his head and said, "Are you teaching me how to do something?"
God?
Isn't it because you, Guanyin, took advantage of his position to accept bribes everywhere, otherwise it would be the turn of the Dragon King of the West Sea to come and get the merits?
No matter what, the boss of the Dragon Clan is still the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea.
The Dragon King of the West Sea is the first to get the moon from the tower near the water!
Guanyin: ...
I really blocked Q.
How come this Buddhist Buddhist has not been able to get enough food and salt in this life, and his character has changed drastically?
Guanyin did not answer, but looked at Sun Xingzhe, who had a fierce look on his face, and said coldly: "You bastard, I think Sanzang was too kind, and that's why you led him to evil!"
Sun Xingzhe:? ? ?
"Bodhisattva, aren't you bullying an honest person?"
Sun Xingzhe was speechless. Didn't he realize that Guanyin is still a bully?
"Today, for Sanzang's sake, I will let you go for now. Now that you have entered my Buddhist sect, how can you kill at will?"
Sun Xingzhe touched the tight band on his head, opened his mouth, and didn't dare to speak.
The monkey is under the eaves and has to bow his head!
Xiao Bailong Naolie also realized at this moment that Tang San was actually the Buddhist scripture seeker mentioned by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Is this really a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family no longer recognizes each other?
He was so excited that he immediately transformed into a human form and knelt down in front of Tang Sanzong with a plop.
"Third Master, it turns out that you are the Buddhist scripture seeker. I didn't expect such a surprise!"
"Before Xiaolong was ignorant and offended you, please forgive me!"
Tang Sanzan curled his lips, grabbed Ao Lie by the collar and lifted it up.
"surprise?"
"You explain to me..."
"What the fuck! Call it a surprise?!!"
Little Bailong's face was full of astonishment...
He cast his eyes on Guanyin Bodhisattva asking for help.
After all, my father gave her a lot of treasures, just for this way of learning.
If you can't follow the path of Buddhist disciples, you won't be able to clean yourself up in this life.
Guanyin Bodhisattva coughed, lowered his posture and said softly: "Sanzang, the journey to the west is far away. Now that you have lost your car, why don't you let this little white dragon atone for your sins, how about changing a mount to use your legs?"
Tang Sanzan was unmoved, but his expression eased.
Seeing this, Xiao Bailong made up his mind.
He directly put on a look of being wronged and cried: "Third Master, I was once the heir to a trillion assets, but on the eve of my wedding, my wife ran away with a gangster!"
"In just one night, I was sentenced to life imprisonment from a second-generation official, but I never gave up or gave up!"
"Also ask the third master to take me in. I am willing to start from the grassroots and be a driver for the third master!"
Are you going to make me cry in a talent show?
Tang Sanzhan's mouth twitched.
If I hadn't known the plot of the original Journey to the West, I would have been moved by Xiao Bailong's efforts.
Avalokitesvara also cheered in time: "Sanzang, look at this is also a good young man, uh...Qinglong, as a member of my Buddhist sect, he should be a universal salvation to all living beings!"
Looking at the pretentious Guanyin, Tang Sanbian almost wanted to kill her.
Are you a professional fan in Xitian?
"It's not impossible if you want me to keep Little White Dragon!"
Tang Sanzan looked at Guanyin with a trace of contempt in his eyes.
"Sanzang, you... what do you want to do?"
Avalokitesvara was a little confused when facing Tang Sanzan's eyes.
"Guanyin, the dragon clan of the West Sea must have given a lot of benefits in order to send the little white dragon to the scripture-seeking team, right?"
"I don't ask you how much you want, just pour me half of the water in your jade bottle, and I'll take this little white dragon!"
Tang Sanbian raised his hand, took out the purple gold alms bowl originally given by Five Directions Jiedi, and handed it to Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Guanyin:! ! !
Sanzang, are you sure you are not taking advantage of the fire to rob?
The holy water in my jade-cleaning bottle can bring back human flesh and bones, and extinguish all fires with nectar!
Guanyin was silent for a long time.
Seeing the expectant expression on Xiao Bailong's face, he finally gritted his teeth and poured half a bottle of holy water into the purple gold bowl where Tang San was buried with trembling hands.
"Little Bailong, from now on... you... you can follow Sanzang to the West to obtain scriptures with peace of mind. After you succeed, you will get the right results!"
When he said this, Guanyin felt that his heart was bleeding!
I've lost money on this business!
How much did the Dragon King of the West Sea give me?
For this little bit of face, I gave away half the bottle of holy water!
"I have to go to the West Sea and let the Dragon King of the West Sea make up for my loss!"
Guanyin's back molars were almost worn out, so she was so angry that she ran away.
Tang Sanzun looked at Xiao Bailong with a smile: "Are you ready to be ridden by me?"
Little White Dragon: ? ? ?
Why do you feel a little weird?
However, Nao Lie didn't think too much and said: "From now on, let the third master control you!"
"Good talk!"
"However, I'm used to being well-clothed and well-fed. Since you're under us, I'd like to mention it!"
"The ordinary white horse is too low, you can change it according to the drawing I gave you!"
Tang Sanzun took out a pen and paper, drew a sketch and handed it to Xiao Bailong.
Please collect, recommend and reward! !Dear readers, rich people support you with money, and others support you personally. Don’t be so deserted.
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Bailong recognizes that the golden desert eagle is the gun of Tang Sanzan, the godfather of the Tang Dynasty!
Three months ago, the Dragon King of Jinghe was beheaded by Wei Zheng in his dream, which had already become the headlines of the Dragon Clan during this time.
Many dragon clans have even listed Wei Zheng as one of the people who should not be offended in the Tang Dynasty!
The reason is not unique.
It’s because there was also a godfather named Tang San buried in the Tang Dynasty!
This person was someone who even Wei Zheng had to bow to respectfully when he saw him. Even the Emperor of Tang had to treat him with courtesy!
So at this moment, Xiao Bailong was panicking!
[Ding, it’s been detected that the host has influenced the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Lie, and changed the script of Journey to the West to reward the host with massive cultivation! 】
[The host’s cultivation level has been upgraded to the seventh level of Earth Immortal! 】
Tang Sanzan slowly raised his pistol as a reminder from the system's loli voice sounded in his mind.
Staring at Xiao Bailong, he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Ah Long, let me ask you, where is my money?!"
Ao Lie felt as if he was being stared at by a chaotic beast, and trembled: "Third... Third Master, all the money... the money has been eaten... by me!"
Their dragon race is different from other prehistoric races. In addition to the common Qi training, they can also improve their cultivation by devouring gold and silver treasures.
This is why most of the later records show the dragon clan's greed for money.
Just now he swallowed Tang Sanbu's carriage because he felt that there was a lot of gold in the carriage!
"What about my spices?!"
Tang Sanzan's tone was solemn.
"The spices...the spices are all scattered in the pool."
Xiao Bailong breathed a sigh of relief, feeling less scared than before.
Even when the gold was gone, the Third Master didn't lose his temper. Even when the spice was gone, it shouldn't be a big deal, right?
"Gone?!"
"The spices I brought back from Chang'an City so hard, you told me it's gone?"
Tang Sanzan's face was full of fierceness, his eyes seemed to be bursting with flames, and he raised his hand and patted Xiaobai Longtou's horny head.
"Snapped!"
Caught off guard, Xiao Bailong's body directly hit the cliff.
"Fuck! The poor monk is going to go on a killing spree today!"
"Little monkey, prepare chili and cumin. Today we will eat dragon meat!"
Xiao Bailong was blinded by Tang San's slap.
Before he could react, Sun Xingzhe sneered, raised his golden cudgel and was about to smash it down...
"Sanzo, show mercy!"
At this moment, Guanyin arrived in time from the horizon and stopped Sun Xingzhe.
Tang Sanzan narrowed his eyes slightly.
"Guanyin, what is your purpose here?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Sanzang, this little white dragon is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. You must not kill him!"
Tang San's face showed a cold expression.
This is also an old routine in the original Journey to the West. As long as it is a monster related to heaven or Buddhism, at the critical moment, gods and Buddhas will come to fish for people.
In the entire Journey to the West, the number of monsters who had no power and power and were killed at the end was no more than a handful!
Besides, the West Sea is close to Lingshan, and the Dragon King of the West Sea did not know how many benefits he gave to Guanyin, so this gave the third son such an opportunity.
So Guanyin appeared just in time.
"A demon is a demon! He eats my horse, and I eat his flesh."
"Tit for repayment is a given!"
Tang Sanzan didn't take it seriously: "Monkey, what are you still doing?"
"As the saying goes, dragon meat is in heaven, donkey meat is in the world!"
"I've eaten donkey meat before, but this is my first time eating dragon meat. Hurry up!"
Seeing Tang Sanzan, Guanyin didn't give her face at all. She who was originally well-trained, couldn't hold back at this moment.
"Jin Chan, since you already have the memory of your past life, you can naturally know that this matter of obtaining scriptures is destiny. Every drink and peck is determined. This little white dragon is destined to join your family..."
Before Guanyin could finish speaking, Tang Sanzian raised his head and said, "Are you teaching me how to do something?"
God?
Isn't it because you, Guanyin, took advantage of his position to accept bribes everywhere, otherwise it would be the turn of the Dragon King of the West Sea to come and get the merits?
No matter what, the boss of the Dragon Clan is still the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea.
The Dragon King of the West Sea is the first to get the moon from the tower near the water!
Guanyin: ...
I really blocked Q.
How come this Buddhist Buddhist has not been able to get enough food and salt in this life, and his character has changed drastically?
Guanyin did not answer, but looked at Sun Xingzhe, who had a fierce look on his face, and said coldly: "You bastard, I think Sanzang was too kind, and that's why you led him to evil!"
Sun Xingzhe:? ? ?
"Bodhisattva, aren't you bullying an honest person?"
Sun Xingzhe was speechless. Didn't he realize that Guanyin is still a bully?
"Today, for Sanzang's sake, I will let you go for now. Now that you have entered my Buddhist sect, how can you kill at will?"
Sun Xingzhe touched the tight band on his head, opened his mouth, and didn't dare to speak.
The monkey is under the eaves and has to bow his head!
Xiao Bailong Naolie also realized at this moment that Tang San was actually the Buddhist scripture seeker mentioned by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Is this really a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family no longer recognizes each other?
He was so excited that he immediately transformed into a human form and knelt down in front of Tang Sanzong with a plop.
"Third Master, it turns out that you are the Buddhist scripture seeker. I didn't expect such a surprise!"
"Before Xiaolong was ignorant and offended you, please forgive me!"
Tang Sanzan curled his lips, grabbed Ao Lie by the collar and lifted it up.
"surprise?"
"You explain to me..."
"What the fuck! Call it a surprise?!!"
Little Bailong's face was full of astonishment...
He cast his eyes on Guanyin Bodhisattva asking for help.
After all, my father gave her a lot of treasures, just for this way of learning.
If you can't follow the path of Buddhist disciples, you won't be able to clean yourself up in this life.
Guanyin Bodhisattva coughed, lowered his posture and said softly: "Sanzang, the journey to the west is far away. Now that you have lost your car, why don't you let this little white dragon atone for your sins, how about changing a mount to use your legs?"
Tang Sanzan was unmoved, but his expression eased.
Seeing this, Xiao Bailong made up his mind.
He directly put on a look of being wronged and cried: "Third Master, I was once the heir to a trillion assets, but on the eve of my wedding, my wife ran away with a gangster!"
"In just one night, I was sentenced to life imprisonment from a second-generation official, but I never gave up or gave up!"
"Also ask the third master to take me in. I am willing to start from the grassroots and be a driver for the third master!"
Are you going to make me cry in a talent show?
Tang Sanzhan's mouth twitched.
If I hadn't known the plot of the original Journey to the West, I would have been moved by Xiao Bailong's efforts.
Avalokitesvara also cheered in time: "Sanzang, look at this is also a good young man, uh...Qinglong, as a member of my Buddhist sect, he should be a universal salvation to all living beings!"
Looking at the pretentious Guanyin, Tang Sanbian almost wanted to kill her.
Are you a professional fan in Xitian?
"It's not impossible if you want me to keep Little White Dragon!"
Tang Sanzan looked at Guanyin with a trace of contempt in his eyes.
"Sanzang, you... what do you want to do?"
Avalokitesvara was a little confused when facing Tang Sanzan's eyes.
"Guanyin, the dragon clan of the West Sea must have given a lot of benefits in order to send the little white dragon to the scripture-seeking team, right?"
"I don't ask you how much you want, just pour me half of the water in your jade bottle, and I'll take this little white dragon!"
Tang Sanbian raised his hand, took out the purple gold alms bowl originally given by Five Directions Jiedi, and handed it to Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Guanyin:! ! !
Sanzang, are you sure you are not taking advantage of the fire to rob?
The holy water in my jade-cleaning bottle can bring back human flesh and bones, and extinguish all fires with nectar!
Guanyin was silent for a long time.
Seeing the expectant expression on Xiao Bailong's face, he finally gritted his teeth and poured half a bottle of holy water into the purple gold bowl where Tang San was buried with trembling hands.
"Little Bailong, from now on... you... you can follow Sanzang to the West to obtain scriptures with peace of mind. After you succeed, you will get the right results!"
When he said this, Guanyin felt that his heart was bleeding!
I've lost money on this business!
How much did the Dragon King of the West Sea give me?
For this little bit of face, I gave away half the bottle of holy water!
"I have to go to the West Sea and let the Dragon King of the West Sea make up for my loss!"
Guanyin's back molars were almost worn out, so she was so angry that she ran away.
Tang Sanzun looked at Xiao Bailong with a smile: "Are you ready to be ridden by me?"
Little White Dragon: ? ? ?
Why do you feel a little weird?
However, Nao Lie didn't think too much and said: "From now on, let the third master control you!"
"Good talk!"
"However, I'm used to being well-clothed and well-fed. Since you're under us, I'd like to mention it!"
"The ordinary white horse is too low, you can change it according to the drawing I gave you!"
Tang Sanzun took out a pen and paper, drew a sketch and handed it to Xiao Bailong.
Please collect, recommend and reward! !Dear readers, rich people support you with money, and others support you personally. Don’t be so deserted.
(End of this chapter)
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