Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 150 The son-in-law is called a 9-headed worm! (seeking monthly ticket recommendation ticket)
Chapter 150 The Prince Consort is called Nine-Headed Insect! (seeking monthly ticket recommendation ticket)
It is impossible to sweep the tower with Sun Xingzhe's temper, and it is impossible to sweep the tower in this life!
After purchasing the broom, this glorious task fell on the head of the killer.
As the saying goes, one person does it and three people watch it, which is what the current scene is about.
I saw a man with a dustpan in his left hand and a broom in his right hand, sweeping the pagoda layer by layer in front of him with a miserable look on his face.
Tang Sanzan, Sun Xingzhe, and Zhu Bajie were in charge of supervising the work.
As for Aaron, he looked at the pagoda with curiosity.
"Xiaosha, I found that you still have a certain talent in housekeeping. Have you ever thought about changing careers?"
Seeing Sha Wujin's skillful movements, Tang Sanzan sighed with emotion.
"Master, I'm afraid you want to drive me out of the team?"
"Xiaosha, I told you back in Liushahe that I would provide for you in your old age, and I never thought about changing careers!"
Upon hearing Tang San's words, Sha Wujin hurriedly expressed his stance.
"Okay, you can do your work. I just talk to you casually and I can't even hear the nice things about you."
Tang Sanzong waved his hand and gave up the idea of continuing to tease.
Zhu Bajie muttered boredly: "Master, what is there to clean this pagoda? The monks of Jinguang Temple don't come to clean it themselves. What else should we clean?"
The tower was covered with cobwebs and dust was everywhere. It had obviously not been cleaned for some time.
Just as the few people were talking, a burst of fragrance came out from the top of the tower.
Zhu Bajie wrinkled his nose and sniffed a few times, and said with a happy face: "Master, I seem to smell the aroma of wine and vegetables!"
Sun Xingzhe also heard someone talking on the top of the tower. He rolled his eyes and felt that something was wrong.
"Master, it turns out that you already knew there was a problem with this tower, so you asked us to clean the tower?"
"Ah yes yes yes..."
Tang Sanzong responded casually.
Hearing Tang Sanzan's own admission, the expressions of admiration on the faces of the three apprentices were even greater.
As expected of a master!
Just took a look at the pagoda and found the problem.
Sun Xingzhe gave a thumbs up in admiration: "Master is tall!"
Zhu Bajie also nodded in approval: "Master is tough!"
Seeing that the two senior brothers had already started to flatter, Sha Wujin grabbed his scalp and leaned forward, complimenting him: "No, our master is tall and tough!"
"Hahaha, what Xiaosha said won my heart!"
Tang Sanzan glanced at Sha Wujin unexpectedly, he never thought that he would have a brilliant mind one day.
"Let's go up and see what's going on."
The four master and apprentice went up the steps and soon reached the top of the tower.
I saw two young monks sitting around a small table in front of the Buddha statue, eating meat and drinking heavily, and playing guessing games with each other.
Drunk, one of the dark-skinned young monks immediately picked up the wine bowl and bragged.
"Benboerba, let me tell you, the son-in-law asked me to come here to stop the Buddhist scriptures master and apprentice, and I came here without saying a word!"
"Hey, what are you? It's a blessing that the monkey didn't meet me when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Otherwise, how could he be rampant?!"
The bragging words of these two young monks made Sun Xingzhe, who had just come up, stunned for a moment.
Isn't this really high? Is this a fake bar?
As if he noticed the breath behind him, one of the young monks tilted his head and looked forward, and was suddenly stunned.
"Who are you? Why are you in this pagoda?"
Sun Xingzhe asked, "Who are you?"
"We are the monks of Jinguang Temple!"
"Damn it, the monks in Jinguang Temple are waiting to be beheaded. You told me that you are monks in Jinguang Temple? Are you treating us like idiots?!"
"Ah yes yes yes..."
"Damn it, two drunks!"
Sun Xingzhe asked with a look of displeasure: "Did you steal the Buddhist treasure from Jinguang Temple?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Seeing Sun Xingzhe's anger, the two young monks, instead of being afraid, burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at? Is it funny?" Sun Xingzhe took out his AK47 and asked with a gloomy face.
"No, no, I remembered something funny."
Ben Boerba nodded towards Ba Boerben, the smile on his face was undisguised.
"Yes, yes, I also remembered some funny things."
It was only then that Ba Boerben realized that the monks in front of him were looking for the Buddhist relics.
With a gloomy face, Sun Xingzhe raised the AK47 in his hand, and asked through gritted teeth: "You two, it's best if you can tell me what good things came to mind!"
"My daughter-in-law is going to give birth." Ben Boerba said casually.
Ba Bo Erben also said mockingly: "My daughter-in-law is about to give birth, so I am happy."
Zhu Bajie, who was standing next to Sun Xingzhe, couldn't help but ask: "You... have the same daughter-in-law?"
"Yes, yes, we brothers are indistinguishable from each other..."
But as soon as the words were finished, Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben realized what they had said, and hurriedly corrected them with one voice.
"No, no, no, what we mean is, we sow the seeds on the same day, sow the seeds on the same day, so there is no difference between us!"
"Crack! Crack!"
As soon as the words fell, Sun Xingzhe couldn't help being impulsive anymore, and the two big fighters continued to fight, directly beating them into monster prototypes.
"Damn it, Lao Sun, I've been debuting for so long, and I haven't seen such a monster with such ignorance!"
Zhu Bajie curled his lips: "It turned out to be two fish monsters, but I can have another meal of grilled fish."
Tang Sanzan hesitated for a moment and asked, "What breed are you two? Domestic or wild?"
The two fish monsters who were sober after being beaten by Sun Xingzhe turned pale with fright, and kowtowed repeatedly: "Grandpa, please forgive me, please forgive me, grandfather!"
"Both of us are raised by Wansheng Dragon Palace, one is catfish spirit and the other is black fish spirit!"
Tang Sanzun wiped his bald head, hesitantly said: "It's domesticated, it doesn't taste as good as wild ones?"
Sun Xingzhe approached Tang Sanzan and said, "Master, those two monsters know that we passed by here, and I suspect that they have something to do with the loss of the relic!"
Tang Sanzian also knew this, he smiled and said: "Then it won't delay our roasting, right?"
Sun Xingzhe touched his chin: "Yes."
When the two fish demons heard this, their faces were as white as a sheet of fright, and they kept begging for mercy: "Grandpa, please have mercy on me. Grandpas, please have mercy on me!"
Sun Xingzhe said: "Didn't you just say that I was lucky not to have met you when I was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"
"I'll give you a blessing this time!"
Hearing this, Ba Bolben was so frightened that he almost fainted.
How dare he ask for this blessing?
"Great Sage, please forgive me, the little demon didn't know it was the arrival of the Great Sage, and talked nonsense all of a sudden, please forgive me!"
Sun Xingzhe asked coldly: "Did you two steal the relics on the top of the tower?"
Benboerba and Babolben kowtowed quickly: "Great Sage Mingjian, how can we two brothers have such courage?"
"Then who do you think stole the relic?"
Benbo Erba quickly said: "The Great Sage is the consort of the Dragon Prince Bibotan!"
Tang Sanzong glanced at Aaron beside him and said, "Along, do you think this is your relative again?"
Aaron curled his lips and said helplessly: "Master, there are so many dragons in the world. Let's not just say they are my relatives when we meet one, okay?"
Along the way, any place where the Aquatic Tribe appeared could be related to him. From the Blackwater River to the Tongtian River, Aaron was almost suffering from traumatic stress.
"Too."
Tang Sanzian nodded and asked, "What's the name of your Dragon King's consort?"
Sun Xingzhe grabbed Benbo Erba's collar and said angrily: "Master is asking you a question, are you already deaf?"
Benbo Erba was so frightened that he lost his mind and said hurriedly: "Nine-headed worm, the consort is called Nine-headed worm!"
(End of this chapter)
It is impossible to sweep the tower with Sun Xingzhe's temper, and it is impossible to sweep the tower in this life!
After purchasing the broom, this glorious task fell on the head of the killer.
As the saying goes, one person does it and three people watch it, which is what the current scene is about.
I saw a man with a dustpan in his left hand and a broom in his right hand, sweeping the pagoda layer by layer in front of him with a miserable look on his face.
Tang Sanzan, Sun Xingzhe, and Zhu Bajie were in charge of supervising the work.
As for Aaron, he looked at the pagoda with curiosity.
"Xiaosha, I found that you still have a certain talent in housekeeping. Have you ever thought about changing careers?"
Seeing Sha Wujin's skillful movements, Tang Sanzan sighed with emotion.
"Master, I'm afraid you want to drive me out of the team?"
"Xiaosha, I told you back in Liushahe that I would provide for you in your old age, and I never thought about changing careers!"
Upon hearing Tang San's words, Sha Wujin hurriedly expressed his stance.
"Okay, you can do your work. I just talk to you casually and I can't even hear the nice things about you."
Tang Sanzong waved his hand and gave up the idea of continuing to tease.
Zhu Bajie muttered boredly: "Master, what is there to clean this pagoda? The monks of Jinguang Temple don't come to clean it themselves. What else should we clean?"
The tower was covered with cobwebs and dust was everywhere. It had obviously not been cleaned for some time.
Just as the few people were talking, a burst of fragrance came out from the top of the tower.
Zhu Bajie wrinkled his nose and sniffed a few times, and said with a happy face: "Master, I seem to smell the aroma of wine and vegetables!"
Sun Xingzhe also heard someone talking on the top of the tower. He rolled his eyes and felt that something was wrong.
"Master, it turns out that you already knew there was a problem with this tower, so you asked us to clean the tower?"
"Ah yes yes yes..."
Tang Sanzong responded casually.
Hearing Tang Sanzan's own admission, the expressions of admiration on the faces of the three apprentices were even greater.
As expected of a master!
Just took a look at the pagoda and found the problem.
Sun Xingzhe gave a thumbs up in admiration: "Master is tall!"
Zhu Bajie also nodded in approval: "Master is tough!"
Seeing that the two senior brothers had already started to flatter, Sha Wujin grabbed his scalp and leaned forward, complimenting him: "No, our master is tall and tough!"
"Hahaha, what Xiaosha said won my heart!"
Tang Sanzan glanced at Sha Wujin unexpectedly, he never thought that he would have a brilliant mind one day.
"Let's go up and see what's going on."
The four master and apprentice went up the steps and soon reached the top of the tower.
I saw two young monks sitting around a small table in front of the Buddha statue, eating meat and drinking heavily, and playing guessing games with each other.
Drunk, one of the dark-skinned young monks immediately picked up the wine bowl and bragged.
"Benboerba, let me tell you, the son-in-law asked me to come here to stop the Buddhist scriptures master and apprentice, and I came here without saying a word!"
"Hey, what are you? It's a blessing that the monkey didn't meet me when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Otherwise, how could he be rampant?!"
The bragging words of these two young monks made Sun Xingzhe, who had just come up, stunned for a moment.
Isn't this really high? Is this a fake bar?
As if he noticed the breath behind him, one of the young monks tilted his head and looked forward, and was suddenly stunned.
"Who are you? Why are you in this pagoda?"
Sun Xingzhe asked, "Who are you?"
"We are the monks of Jinguang Temple!"
"Damn it, the monks in Jinguang Temple are waiting to be beheaded. You told me that you are monks in Jinguang Temple? Are you treating us like idiots?!"
"Ah yes yes yes..."
"Damn it, two drunks!"
Sun Xingzhe asked with a look of displeasure: "Did you steal the Buddhist treasure from Jinguang Temple?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Seeing Sun Xingzhe's anger, the two young monks, instead of being afraid, burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at? Is it funny?" Sun Xingzhe took out his AK47 and asked with a gloomy face.
"No, no, I remembered something funny."
Ben Boerba nodded towards Ba Boerben, the smile on his face was undisguised.
"Yes, yes, I also remembered some funny things."
It was only then that Ba Boerben realized that the monks in front of him were looking for the Buddhist relics.
With a gloomy face, Sun Xingzhe raised the AK47 in his hand, and asked through gritted teeth: "You two, it's best if you can tell me what good things came to mind!"
"My daughter-in-law is going to give birth." Ben Boerba said casually.
Ba Bo Erben also said mockingly: "My daughter-in-law is about to give birth, so I am happy."
Zhu Bajie, who was standing next to Sun Xingzhe, couldn't help but ask: "You... have the same daughter-in-law?"
"Yes, yes, we brothers are indistinguishable from each other..."
But as soon as the words were finished, Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben realized what they had said, and hurriedly corrected them with one voice.
"No, no, no, what we mean is, we sow the seeds on the same day, sow the seeds on the same day, so there is no difference between us!"
"Crack! Crack!"
As soon as the words fell, Sun Xingzhe couldn't help being impulsive anymore, and the two big fighters continued to fight, directly beating them into monster prototypes.
"Damn it, Lao Sun, I've been debuting for so long, and I haven't seen such a monster with such ignorance!"
Zhu Bajie curled his lips: "It turned out to be two fish monsters, but I can have another meal of grilled fish."
Tang Sanzan hesitated for a moment and asked, "What breed are you two? Domestic or wild?"
The two fish monsters who were sober after being beaten by Sun Xingzhe turned pale with fright, and kowtowed repeatedly: "Grandpa, please forgive me, please forgive me, grandfather!"
"Both of us are raised by Wansheng Dragon Palace, one is catfish spirit and the other is black fish spirit!"
Tang Sanzun wiped his bald head, hesitantly said: "It's domesticated, it doesn't taste as good as wild ones?"
Sun Xingzhe approached Tang Sanzan and said, "Master, those two monsters know that we passed by here, and I suspect that they have something to do with the loss of the relic!"
Tang Sanzian also knew this, he smiled and said: "Then it won't delay our roasting, right?"
Sun Xingzhe touched his chin: "Yes."
When the two fish demons heard this, their faces were as white as a sheet of fright, and they kept begging for mercy: "Grandpa, please have mercy on me. Grandpas, please have mercy on me!"
Sun Xingzhe said: "Didn't you just say that I was lucky not to have met you when I was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"
"I'll give you a blessing this time!"
Hearing this, Ba Bolben was so frightened that he almost fainted.
How dare he ask for this blessing?
"Great Sage, please forgive me, the little demon didn't know it was the arrival of the Great Sage, and talked nonsense all of a sudden, please forgive me!"
Sun Xingzhe asked coldly: "Did you two steal the relics on the top of the tower?"
Benboerba and Babolben kowtowed quickly: "Great Sage Mingjian, how can we two brothers have such courage?"
"Then who do you think stole the relic?"
Benbo Erba quickly said: "The Great Sage is the consort of the Dragon Prince Bibotan!"
Tang Sanzong glanced at Aaron beside him and said, "Along, do you think this is your relative again?"
Aaron curled his lips and said helplessly: "Master, there are so many dragons in the world. Let's not just say they are my relatives when we meet one, okay?"
Along the way, any place where the Aquatic Tribe appeared could be related to him. From the Blackwater River to the Tongtian River, Aaron was almost suffering from traumatic stress.
"Too."
Tang Sanzian nodded and asked, "What's the name of your Dragon King's consort?"
Sun Xingzhe grabbed Benbo Erba's collar and said angrily: "Master is asking you a question, are you already deaf?"
Benbo Erba was so frightened that he lost his mind and said hurriedly: "Nine-headed worm, the consort is called Nine-headed worm!"
(End of this chapter)
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