Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 158: Roll the dice and bet on the dog to kill him! (for collection)
"Xiaosha, you will keep this speaker with you from now on. Remember to take it out and play a song during the fight!"

"At that time, I will give each of you a special BGM."

After Tang Sanfen explained to Sha Wujin how to use the speakers, he decided to directly hand over the responsibility of keeping the speakers to him.

Anyway, you can't count on him for fighting or anything.

It's better to let him act as an atmosphere group and give full play to the value of the sound.

"Master, what is BGM?"

Sha Wujin scratched his head and looked at Tang Sanzong with confusion.

I just feel that there are more and more new words in Master's mouth recently.

Is it possible that you secretly learned a foreign language while on the journey to learn Buddhist scriptures?
"Uh...this..."

Tang Sanzan just wanted to explain, but the words got stuck.

Oh shit!

This thing is really hard to explain.

If I had to say it, it would be the same feeling as when Xiao Feng appeared in Tian Long Ba Bu.

“I’ll explain it to you in detail when I become my teacher in the future!”

Seeing that Sha Wu shared all the good things, Zhu Bajie licked his face and came up to Tang Sanzan, and said with a smile: "Master, you gave something to Xiaosha, can you give me something too?"

"Hey, don't tell me you actually have one!"

Tang Sanzian suddenly took out the electronic wooden fish that was previously rewarded by the system.

"Master, how do you use this thing?"

"It's very simple. Have you seen this screen?"

"I see, and then what?"

"There is a wooden fish on the screen, you just need to click a few times when you have nothing to do."

After hearing the master's words, Zhu Bajie took the electronic wooden fish with a curious look on his face, then stretched out his clumsy fingers and lightly tapped on the screen.

"Bang Bang Bang..."

Merit +1+1+1...

The electronic wooden fish on the screen immediately knocked out merit.

"Hey hey, this thing is fun!"

Only Sun Xingzhe didn't care about these things anymore. After all, he stepped into Daluo Jinxian, and he basically didn't like ordinary gadgets.

Tang Sanbian casually threw the relics he got from Princess Wan Sheng into the pagoda space.

At this time, the land of Pantaoyuan was chatting happily with Taishang Laojun, and the relic fell directly on his head.

"Damn it? Who is so devoid of public morality? Why are you still littering?"

"it's me."

……

Tutu was silent for a moment, then put on a smile and said: "It turns out to be a holy monk, then it's okay."

"Don't be so playful with me, take good care of the relic I snatched, or your leg will be broken!"

"I want what I want!"

The Land Lord was terrified.

Damn, after so many years of land, I have heard of robbing people and robbing treasures. No matter how bad I am, I can be regarded as witnessing history and seeing the flat peach tree being robbed.

Today was the first time I saw a monk snatching other people’s relics.

But he didn't dare to ask or talk about this matter.

Both hands were just about to touch the relic.

The originally hard relics cracked directly...

"Fuck? The holy monk is none of my business?!" The land went numb.

Isn't this really Porcelain?

I broke the holy monk's things. Even if I have ten lives, my small land is not enough to compensate others!

Tang Sanzan glanced at the relic strangely, and was about to reach out and grab the fragments for observation.

But before he could touch it.

The cracked relic suddenly bloomed with a golden light, and turned directly into a shining tower body.

Before Tang Sanzan could make a move, the body of the pagoda seemed to be summoned by something, and flew directly to the base of the pagoda, and fused with the base perfectly.

Two-story pagoda!
This relic is actually a fragment of the first floor of the pagoda?
Tang Sanzun scratched his head, a little puzzled.

The original book of Journey to the West didn't say what kind of awesome treasure is the relic for offering sacrifices to Saiguo?

Could it be that this is a treasure refined by a Buddhist tycoon before his death?

Tang Sanzong pondered for a moment, wanting to enter the second floor of the Pagoda to learn more, but he couldn't find the entrance no matter what. Even after he activated his spiritual power, there was no response from the second floor.

In desperation, he had to give up and took out a few beers from the system.

"Master, this time I won't say anything and won't punch."

As soon as Sha Wujin saw Tang Sanzan taking the wine, he was overwhelmed and subconsciously patted his head.

"Don't worry, we won't punch this time, and I will teach you a new way to play."

Tang Sanzan took out several dice cups, each containing five dice cups.

After introducing the rules of guessing points, several apprentices felt that boxing was much fresher and immediately joined the game.

After drinking for three rounds, Sha Wu, who gambled with the dog possessing his body, never believed in evil. After shaking the dice cup for a long time, he shouted loudly: "Twenty ones!"

After hearing this, Tang Sanzun said with a smile: "I'll shoot you!"

Everyone opened the dice cup, each with five dice...

In the end, there are only five ones in killing Wu!

Sha Wu smiled, scratched his head, and said shyly, "I'm thirsty!"

After speaking, he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Zhu Bajie looked at the empty wine bottles lying around Sha Wujin, and couldn't help but said, "You've been drinking a hundred glasses in a row, are you still thirsty?"

"Where is it, this is the appetizer, come, come, let's continue!"

After a few minutes.

"Twenty sixes!" The voice of Sha Wujin sounded again.

Sun Xingzhe hesitated for a moment: "Master, why don't we just blow our minds?"

Zhu Bajie pushed the dice cup in his hand forward, and said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't it true, Xiaosha has been the Jade Emperor's secretary since childhood, but when he was middle-aged, he was laid off and went to drink sewage in Liusha River. Drinking such a good wine is completely ruined..."

Tang San was silent for a while, then said: "Xiao Sha, have you ever thought that you might not be suitable for this game?"

"No, isn't this game more drinking than anyone else's?"

"I drink the most, what am I afraid of?" Sha Wu said with great interest.

Boil!
We played together for a long time here, the rules are reversed for you?
At this moment, the Hummer suddenly stopped and interrupted the game of several people.

"What's the matter, Aaron?"

"Master, there seems to be no road ahead."

"If there is no way, just take a short detour. There is no rush to learn from this kind of thing."

"No, Master, there are thorns everywhere in front of us. If we want to make a detour, we may have to go directly to the east to get around!"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment, then he stuck his head out of the window, and the feeling of drunkenness disappeared in an instant.

Outside the car window, there are large areas of bushes and thorny ridges, so dense that it is difficult for a person to walk over, let alone pass a car.

At this moment, he was just in the mood for killing, and when he saw that the thorny ridge in front of him was interfering with his dice play, he rushed down without saying a word, hugging Gatlin.

"Master, this poor place dares to interfere with our game playing. I will clear the way for Master when I wait for Xiaosha!"

"do not……"

Before Tang San could finish his words, Zha Wujin, who smelled of alcohol, had already opened fire with Gatling...

"Da da da da da..."

After [-] turns, the Thorn Ridge in front of me was forcibly blasted out into a broad avenue.

With a arrogant look on his face, Sha Wujin put Gatling away and asked Tang San for credit: "Master, get in the car, let's continue!"

Tang Sanzian shook his head helplessly: "Damn it, whoever drinks with him again in the future will be a fool!"

“Don’t you know you will be fined if you cut down trees casually?”

"I have wooden beads to avoid, wooden beads to avoid!"

(End of this chapter)