Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 164 I, Huang Mei, will never be weaker than anyone else in my life! (Asking for tips and recommendations)
Tang Sanzan looked at the "Tathagata Buddha" who was sitting in the first place, and smiled unkindly.

"Why should I worship?"

"Bold!"

According to King Huangmei's plan, at this time Tang Sanzan should kneel down to pay respects.

After all, he is still doing things outside in the name of Tathagata. Isn't it right for you, a Buddhist disciple, to kneel down and worship me when you see me?

"Since you have seen the Tathagata, why don't you kneel down?"

Tang Sanzan chuckled: "If you don't kneel, you don't kneel!"

"Don't say that you are not the real Tathagata, even if the real Tathagata is here, I will not kneel!"

After the words fell, Huang Mei on the high platform was startled, and the smile on his face gradually disappeared.

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie took out their weapons without hesitation.

"Master, are you saying that this Buddha is fake?"

The Yellow-browed King followed Maitreya Buddha in Lingshan all the year round, and his body was tainted with the Buddhist aura. Sun Xingzhe's piercing eyes looked at it, and he saw a piece of Buddha's light shrouded in it, and he couldn't tell the truth from the fake.

Tang Sanbu nodded, and said coldly: "Little monkey, little pig, since he doesn't want to show his original shape, you all help him!"

As soon as Tang Sanzan's order came out, Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie immediately acted.

The Buddhas and Arhats present were just some little monsters pretending to be a bunch of little monsters. They were no match for a group of sidekicks. Their strength was not even as good as Xingxian!

"Maitreya Buddha" said angrily: "Tang Sanzan, you are so brave, you dare to break the precept of killing in front of the Buddha!"

Without saying a word, Tang Sanzan directly crushed him into a meatloaf with the palm of the Tathagata God.

Then he took out a clean white handkerchief, and Tang Sanzan calmly wiped the blood off his hands.

King Huangmei said in a deep voice: "Tang Sanzong, what exactly do you want to do?"

Tang Sanzan said indifferently: "Okay, stop pretending, it would be impolite to pretend any longer!"

The Yellow Eyebrow King appears in his true form, a middle-aged man with yellow hair and yellow eyebrows.

"Tang Sanzan, since you have seen through it, then I won't say much. Didn't you travel all the way west just for the scriptures?"

"I don't have many other temples in Leiyin Temple, but there are plenty of scriptures. As long as you promise not to go to Xitian, you can choose any scriptures here!"

As soon as he finished speaking, King Huang Mei walked down from the high platform, and with a wave of his hand, countless scriptures appeared in the hall.

Even Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie, who were taking action, were stunned.

"Master, shall we still fight?"

Tang Sanzan was silent for a moment, looked at King Huangmei and said, "Your scriptures are useless, what I want is the Mahayana Tripitaka!"

"It's the Mahayana Tripitaka Sutra!"

King Huangmei said seriously: "I stole it from Lingshan Mountain for you."

???

Oh shit!

Huangmei, you are very brave in doing things, aren't you?

Do you even dare to steal the Tripitaka of Tathagata?
Tang San's brows raised. It's a pity that he is not the real Tang Monk. I went to the West to defeat Tathagata, not to obtain Buddhist scriptures. What's the use of your Buddhist scriptures?

After a few seconds of silence, Tang Sanbu shook his head: "You are a fake, what I want is the original!"

"This is the original version, the one from Lingshan is the fake!"

"I stole the truth and left them a fake one!"

Tang Sanzan spread his hands together: "So?"

Huang Mei pointed at the scriptures in front of him: "I have money and scriptures. I even copied them for you at Daleiyin Temple, so why do you still go to the West to get scriptures?"

"Isn't it okay to take the scriptures from me and go back?"

After hearing what King Huang Eyebrow said, Sun Xingzhe put away his AK47 and walked over with a puzzled look on his face.

"Master, this is really a strange thing. We have encountered a lot of strange monsters on the way to learn the scriptures. We have seen those who want to eat Master and sleep with Master."

"Today is the first time I saw the scriptures sent to Master!"

Zhu Bajie hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Master, this monster is obstructing our plan to learn scriptures, should we just kill it?"

Although behind the scenes they are doing something against the sky, but at least they are still a learning team on the surface.

What the hell are you going to do if you give away the Tripitaka Sutra here?

Then why should I go down the road behind?

some trouble...

Tang Sanzian rubbed his brows and asked the Yellow Eyebrow King: "Buddhism asked you to set up a disaster here, why did you do the opposite?"

"Because I, the king with yellow eyebrows, will not be weaker than others in my life!"

"Buddhism wants me to stop you here and set up a catastrophe for you, so I will give you the scriptures!"

When mentioning Buddhism, the Yellow-Browed King sneered.

Then he said in a cold voice: "That old bald Tathagata has the Great Thunder Sound Temple. Why can't I, the Yellow-Eyebrow King, build a branch temple here?"

"The Tathagata said that he wants to save all living beings, and I, the branch temple of Daleiyin Temple, will do it myself, and really go to save all living beings!"

"The Tathagata has three thousand Buddhist scriptures, so I took all his Buddhist scriptures and made ten copies!"

"I have [-] Buddhist scriptures!"

"I will ferry those who the Tathagata cannot ferry, I will do the good deeds that the Tathagata cannot do, I will have the scriptures that the Tathagata does not have. This is the branch temple of Daleiyin Temple, and this is me, the Yellow Eyebrow King!"

King Huang Eyebrow stared at Tang San's burial, and his voice seemed to resonate with the entire hall, constantly echoing.

Tang San could not help but want to give him a thumbs up for these words.

I know you're a jerk.

I didn’t expect you to really dare to think about it...

"Cough cough."

Tang Sanzun coughed and said, "Since that's the case, we can make a deal!"

"Business?"

Huang Mei was stunned for a few seconds, then burst into laughter: "What kind of business can you, a Buddhist scripture seeker, do with me?"

Tang Sanzan took out a few watermelons from the melon field rewarded by the system.

"I have a few watermelons here, which contain a lot of spiritual power. They are treasures given by the Buddha. Eating them can increase your cultivation."

Tang Sanbian told a lie, his face didn't turn red, his heart didn't beat, and he handed over the watermelon with a pained look on his face.

"Why don't I give you this watermelon, how about you let us master and apprentice go there?"

The Yellow Eyebrow King's eyes lit up.

Good things that can increase cultivation are rare even in the Three Realms.

The reason why he can only build a branch temple of Daleiyin Temple here is because he is not strong enough!

If one day he can confront Tathagata, he can turn the branch temple into the headquarters immediately!

Huang Mei took the watermelon dubiously, reached out and tapped the green rind twice.

"You melon, does he keep it ripe?"

"I'm a melon seller, can I still sell you raw melon eggs?"

"What if I don't know you well?"

The Yellow-Browed King took out a knife and was about to split the watermelon.

Tang Sanzian said with an indifferent expression: "This is not an ordinary watermelon, this is the watermelon given by Buddha!"

"Even if he is not familiar with it, it can increase his cultivation. Just tell him whether you want it or not?"

The Yellow Eyebrow King didn't look like Tang San was lying, with a strange expression on his face.

"Actually, I want this melon, but I don't want to let you go west."

The Yellow-browed King pouted, and said, "I know you guys have some skills, but I have a certain confidence and strength to be able to open a branch temple of Daleiyin Temple here!"

"You guys will stay in my Jin Rao for a while, and I will let you out after I send someone to send the Mahayana Tripitaka to Tang Dynasty!"

"You don't need to go to this Lingshan Mountain!"

After King Huang Eyebrow finished speaking, a huge golden dragon fell from the sky, covering Tang San and several others inside.

(End of this chapter)