Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 167 Why are you asking Huang Mei to have anything to do with me, Huang Saibo?

Tang Sanzan's words made the disciples' blood boil instantly.

After being shocked, the Yellow-browed King asked curiously, "My lord, how should I use this cyber Buddha mecha?"

If it is an ordinary magic weapon or something like that, the creatures in Journey to the West will basically be able to use it as soon as they get started.

But the weapons rewarded by the system are basically beyond the scope of Journey to the West.

Not to mention, the three apprentices of Tang Sanzan, if there is no introduction from Tang Sanzan, I am afraid they will only use hot weapons as fire sticks.

"Little pig, where's the electronic wooden fish I gave you last time?" Tang Sanzan raised his eyebrows and said.

"Is this electronic wooden fish related to this mecha?"

Zhu Bajie handed the electronic wooden fish to the master and asked with confusion on his face.

Tang Sanzan nodded: "That's right, this electronic wooden fish has been tapped one hundred and eight thousand times, and after accumulating merits, it can charge the mecha once!"

"It can be used for about half a quarter of an hour at a time. During this period, it is enough to rival a quasi-sage!"

Tang Sanzian took the electronic wooden fish, and the accumulated number of taps flashed on the screen.

Since being handed over to Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie would escape and click a few times when he was bored along the way.

It has now been clicked over [-] times.

Huang Mei had never seen such a strange magic weapon before, and took it from Tang Sanzan with a look of excitement.

I even put it to my nose and smelled it...

Emmm...

A smell of pig.

Tang Sanbian waved his hand: "Okay, I've given you everything. You can take care of yourself here. The poor monk will go on his way first!"

Huang Mei hurriedly said: "Xiao Huang has decided to follow the adults, please allow the adults to take Xiao Huang on the road together!"

Originally, he established a branch temple of Daleiyin Temple here, on the one hand, he obeyed the order of Buddhism and set up a difficulty here.

On the other hand, it is to realize the ideal of becoming a Buddha and a patriarch.

But now the people who learn the scriptures are going to destroy the Buddha and turn against the heavens, so there is no need to stay here anymore.

Tang Sanzian waved his hand and said, "Huang Mei, do you know the meaning of me giving you the Cyber ​​Buddha mecha?"

"meaning?"

Huang Mei was a little confused.

"I'll give you the Buddha Mech to let you continue to be a Buddha here!"

"Continue to be a Buddha?" Huang Mei was completely dumbfounded.

Tang Sanzan nodded: "Not bad!"

"It's not yet time to completely destroy the Buddha and turn against the heavens. The Journey to the West needs to be carried out as usual. I will call you when the time comes!"

"But now that you have accepted me as your Lord, how about I change your name?"

change name?

Huang Mei was a little confused and said confusedly: "Sir, the name Xiao Huang has been used for thousands of years, why did it suddenly change?"

"It's not a big problem, it's just that your name doesn't match your equipment..."

"Then what's the name?"

"How about cyber? Yellow cyber?"

"Cyber?"

"Not bad!"

"Be a cyber Buddha, save the world and ascend mechanically!"

Seeing Huang Mei's confused look, Tang Sanzian didn't explain much, patted his shoulder and suddenly spoke.

"I'll give you a suggestion. Tap the electronic wooden fish to [-] times as soon as possible. You will be able to use it soon. If you encounter Maitreya Buddha, remember to ask him to come to the west to find me!"

After leaving these words, Tang Sanzan took his apprentices and Xingxian into the Humvee.

The Great Compassion Mantra in the car was also replaced with soothing light music...

[It is detected that the host is in the Leiyin Temple branch of the 81 difficulty node, do you check in? 】

"Check in!"

[Congratulations to the host for getting a lightning rod. Except for divine punishment, this lightning rod can avoid all lightning attacks. When encountering lightning, the host can transfer the lightning to the lightning rod with his mind to avoid lightning! 】

???

Tang Sanzan was stunned when he heard the reward from the system.

Unexpectedly, the tattoo activation experience card that I used so conveniently was really gone.

And the rewards given now are becoming more and more outrageous...

lightning rod!
What's the use of a lightning rod in Journey to the West?

I'm already a golden fairy now, how can I be afraid of thunder?
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Dragon Transformation Pill, which can forcefully evolve all species whose evolution direction is dragon, and help species overcome the evolutionary crisis! 】

Is there anyone in our team who is evolving towards the Dragon Clan?

Tang Sanzan looked at Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie, and at Xingxian who had just married Zhu Bajie...

No matter how much these three evolve, they can't turn into dragons, right?
Xiaosha?

emmm...let's forget it.

……

at the same time.

Maitreya Buddha rushed all the way from Lingshan to the Leiyin Temple branch.

Recently, the seal in the Dark Demon Land has become increasingly unsustainable, so Maitreya, as the future Buddha, has to join in the work of strengthening the seal.

So much so that I almost missed the disaster of Journey to the West that I personally arranged.

"The Leiyin Temple in Huangmei Lower Realm has a bit of the style of Lingshan."

Seeing the branch temple of Daleiyin Temple from a distance, Maitreya commented on it with a smile.

The auspicious clouds under the feet immediately landed at the gate of the temple.

According to the plan, at this moment, the master and apprentice of the Buddhist scriptures should have been trapped in Leiyin Temple by Huang Mei.

All I have to do is pretend to be a melon farmer and wait quietly for the monkey to come out to ask for help.

But now he couldn't get away from the dark demon land on Lingshan, and he didn't care about acting anymore, so he came directly to Leiyin Temple to rescue the Buddhist scriptures.

In this way, although there are some deviations from the predetermined script, it can be regarded as completing this difficulty on the whole.

Maitreya thought this in his mind, but when he walked to the door of the temple and saw the plaque, he couldn't help but pause.

What kind of prince will Xiangning?

The ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas, I can also sit!

Daleiyin Temple—a branch temple? !

Good guy!
Let Huang Mei come down and build a small Leiyin Temple. I have been busy recently and have no time to come and inspect it. Why the hell did you just build a branch of the big Leiyin Temple for me?

The tone is bigger than my future Buddha!

This means that Tathagata Buddha didn't know, if he knew, he would think that I can't wait to rebel...

Maitreya complained, and pushed open the gate of the temple.

"Bold Huangmei, how dare you pretend to be Buddha Tathagata here and hinder the pursuit of Buddhist scriptures..."

When the words came to his lips, Maitreya looked at the Buddha sitting cross-legged on the high platform, and frowned tightly.

Something is wrong?

We agreed to pretend to be Tathagata Buddha, but why is there a big iron lump sitting on the stage?
And this Tie Tuozi still exudes Buddha light?

After a moment of silence, Maitreya asked: "Huang Mei, what are you doing here?"

"Where is the learner now?"

The king with yellow eyebrows on the high platform, no... should be called Huang Saibo at this moment, and the electronic wooden fish in his hand has just accumulated one hundred and eight thousand times of merit at this moment.

Huang Saibo stood up, and the mecha of Cyber ​​Buddha made a mechanized voice: "Who is your Excellency? Who are you looking for here?"

Hearing this voice, Maitreya Buddha's eyes narrowed slightly: "I am Maitreya Buddha of Lingshan Mountain. Naturally, I came here to find my boy Huang Mei and the pilgrims from the West!"

Huang Saibo smiled coldly: "You came here to find King Huang Mei, what does it have to do with me, Huang Saibo?"

"This is the place of my cyber Buddha. Your Excellency wants to find someone, but I'm afraid you've found the wrong place!"

"Nonsense, this is obviously the Little Leiyin Temple that I arranged for Huangmei to build. When did it become the place for you, Cyber ​​Buddha?"

With the cyber Buddha mecha on his body, Huang Mei is not a Maitreya at all at this moment.

If Maitreya was captured, she would have to bang the chime under his hand every day for the rest of her life.

Rather than go back to work hard, he would rather be controlled by Tang San and live here peacefully as a "Buddha"!
"Then open your eyes and see that my place is a branch temple of the Great Leiyin Temple. What does it have to do with your Little Leiyin Temple?"

(End of this chapter)