Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 169 Undercover, all undercover? (seeking collection recommendation)
Chapter 169 Undercover, all undercover? (seeking collection recommendation)
"Eat a melon?"
Maitreya looked at the watermelon that Tang San had brought out, took a deep breath, and then said, "Why don't you lead the way first, and I'll go rescue your disciples?"
Your disciples are all suffering at the hands of monsters, is it appropriate for you to eat melons here?
Tang Sanzong grabbed Maitreya's arm and said immediately: "It's okay, my disciples are very capable, let's have a go at it first!"
???
Maitreya looked at Tang Sanzong's serious look, and then said: "Did your disciples bully you on the way to learn the scriptures, so you want to teach them a lesson through this incident?"
Originally, the task he assigned to Huang Mei was to trap the apprentice of the Buddhist scripture collector, but he did not ask him to torture the Buddhist scripture collector.
It seems that this difficulty has been seized by the Buddhist monk.
"Ah yes yes yes..."
Tang Sanzan didn't even hear what Maitreya was saying clearly, so he nodded directly.
As long as you are willing to eat melons, whatever you say is right.
Maitreya automatically thought about the suffering Tang San had suffered along the way, and nodded with understanding in his heart.
Thinking that his boy should act with discretion, so he sat next to Tang Sanbu without worrying.
Looking at the watermelon in Tang Sanzan's hands curiously, he said, "Does your watermelon look good?"
Tang Sanzian nodded and silently cut the watermelon.
Can I not know whether this melon is good or not?
Huangmei said it was good after eating it!
Maitreya didn't care about the taciturn Tang Sanzan, patted his belly, then picked up a piece of watermelon and put it in his mouth.
"Tsk!"
"My heart is so cool and my heart is soaring!"
Although Maitreya is the future Buddha of Lingshan, his cultivation has already reached the quasi-sage realm.
But when I encountered such delicious watermelon, I couldn't help but eat a few more pieces.
"Delicious, so delicious!"
In a short time, half of the watermelon was eaten by Maitreya Buddha.
His eyes were still staring at the remaining half of the watermelon in Tang San Zan's hand.
Seeing this, Tang Sanzong directly handed over half a watermelon.
"The Buddha came all the way from thousands of miles to help the poor monk cast down demons, this watermelon should be exclusive to him!"
"Hey hey, easy to talk about!"
Hearing what Tang Sanzan said, the smile on Maitreya Buddha's face became even wider, and his evaluation of Tang Sanzan was a little higher in his heart.
Understand the eyes and know the advance and retreat.
It is a material that can become a Buddha in the Western Paradise!
After showing off the remaining half of the watermelon, Maitreya asked curiously, wiping the watermelon juice flowing from the corner of his mouth.
"Can the mage tell me where this watermelon comes from?"
"This……"
Tang Sanfeng pretended to hesitate, and then said: "These watermelons are extremely precious. I also received a gift from an expert on the road, so I managed to get two..."
Maitreya waved his hand, pointed to the beads on his hand and said, "Master, as long as you tell me where the melon field is, I will give you this protective magic weapon!"
With a bright smile on Tang San's face, he snatched the beads from Maitreya Buddha's hand.
He kept saying, "Oh, how embarrassing it is, but since the Buddha insisted on giving it, then the disciples can't refuse..."
Maitreya Buddha looked at Tang Sanzan who said no, but was very honest, feeling a little speechless in his heart.
At the same time, it is more certain that Tang Sanzan is a good seedling who can become a Buddha.
Buddha.
Originally, he was able to speak by relying on his thick skin, and only got to the position by fooling others into limping.
If you don't deceive others in the West, you won't become a Buddha!
Maitreya Buddha stood up with a smile, patted his belly and said: "Master, I've eaten this melon, it's time for us to save your disciples..."
"Apprentice? What apprentice?"
Tang San buried his bald head and spoke with a smile.
"It's the apprentice who was trapped in Jinrao by Huangmei. You led the way ahead and I saved people. It won't delay you to continue westward."
Maitreya Buddha explained and looked at Tang Sanzong in confusion.
This monk is okay at doing things, but why does he feel like his memory is not very good...
at this time.
Sun Xingzhe and others came over carrying fish.
"Master, when the fish is caught, let's set fire to it and cook immediately!"
Zhu Bajie walked behind with Xingxian in his arms, saw Maitreya Buddha for the first time, and said directly: "I'll go, what a big belly!"
Maitreya Buddha's face looked a little gloomy...
I have a big belly?
No matter how big my belly is, can it be as big as yours?And you, a monk, are actually cuddling with a woman?
Didn't you say you were trapped by my apprentice with money?
Before he could think about it, Shawujin put a large basket of fish and shrimp on the ground and asked doubtfully: "Master, I've only been out for a while, why have you gained so much weight?"
Maitreya:……
"How did you escape? Where did my yellow-browed boy go?"
Maitreya Buddha looked at the few people who were intact, and a bad premonition suddenly surged in his heart.
"What yellow-browed boy?"
"We are going fishing for Master, who the hell has seen Huang Mei?"
Sun Xingzhe didn't even look at Maitreya. He took the barbecue grill from the Hummer and started to light it skillfully.
Zhu Bajie curled his lips and said, "That's right, Xiao Sha, have you seen any yellow-browed boy?"
Although Sha Wujin was dull, when he saw several people winking at him, he said with a guilty conscience: "If you haven't seen these two senior brothers, then I haven't seen them either!"
"A serious person who has nothing to do to find your boy?"
"That's right, if you don't go to the Western Paradise, whoever looks for your boy can be a decent person?"
Several people said something to each other, which made Maitreya's face darken with anger.
Sun Xingzhe curled his lips and said with dissatisfaction: "Maitreya Buddha, are you here to eat fish?"
God came to eat fish...
Why don't you say I'm here to shit?
Maitreya suddenly turned around, looking at Tang Sanzan with a cold face.
"Tang Sanzan, no...I should call you Jin Chanzi, right?"
Maitreya Buddha's voice was cold, like the brief calm before a volcanic eruption.
At this moment, no matter how stupid he was, he could still see that he had been tricked by Tang San.
What Huangmei Temple, what disciples are trapped.
It's all a lie!
"You can call me whatever you want." Tang Sanzian smiled.
Maitreya Buddha's fingers creaked, wishing he could directly crush Tang Sanzan to death.
How dare he tease a true Buddha? !
"Then what happened to the branch of the Great Leiyin Temple?"
"Where did my yellow-browed boy go?"
"If you don't explain things clearly today, I will arrest you and go to Lingshan Mountain right now to make you feel the consequences of offending a Buddha!"
The veins on Maitreya Buddha's forehead popped out, and he wished he could kill Tang San right now.
Several disciples saw Maitreya getting really angry and immediately raised their weapons.
The muzzles of the three innate spiritual treasures were aimed at Maitreya Buddha...
"You three apprentices want to stop me?"
"I, Maitreya, give you the opportunity, please don't cherish it!"
Maitreya Buddha's voice was cold, and the smiling look at the beginning was gone.
"Put down your weapons, put down your weapons, what are you doing?"
"Hmph, count you acquainted!"
After Tang Sanzan asked his disciples to put down their weapons, he immediately said with a smile: "It's okay, we are all one family, Maitreya Buddha is also our undercover agent!"
???
Hearing these words, the disciples suddenly felt familiar...
The master seemed to have said the same thing before at the branch of Daleiyin Temple, right?
Undercover?
Are they all undercover?
(End of this chapter)
"Eat a melon?"
Maitreya looked at the watermelon that Tang San had brought out, took a deep breath, and then said, "Why don't you lead the way first, and I'll go rescue your disciples?"
Your disciples are all suffering at the hands of monsters, is it appropriate for you to eat melons here?
Tang Sanzong grabbed Maitreya's arm and said immediately: "It's okay, my disciples are very capable, let's have a go at it first!"
???
Maitreya looked at Tang Sanzong's serious look, and then said: "Did your disciples bully you on the way to learn the scriptures, so you want to teach them a lesson through this incident?"
Originally, the task he assigned to Huang Mei was to trap the apprentice of the Buddhist scripture collector, but he did not ask him to torture the Buddhist scripture collector.
It seems that this difficulty has been seized by the Buddhist monk.
"Ah yes yes yes..."
Tang Sanzan didn't even hear what Maitreya was saying clearly, so he nodded directly.
As long as you are willing to eat melons, whatever you say is right.
Maitreya automatically thought about the suffering Tang San had suffered along the way, and nodded with understanding in his heart.
Thinking that his boy should act with discretion, so he sat next to Tang Sanbu without worrying.
Looking at the watermelon in Tang Sanzan's hands curiously, he said, "Does your watermelon look good?"
Tang Sanzian nodded and silently cut the watermelon.
Can I not know whether this melon is good or not?
Huangmei said it was good after eating it!
Maitreya didn't care about the taciturn Tang Sanzan, patted his belly, then picked up a piece of watermelon and put it in his mouth.
"Tsk!"
"My heart is so cool and my heart is soaring!"
Although Maitreya is the future Buddha of Lingshan, his cultivation has already reached the quasi-sage realm.
But when I encountered such delicious watermelon, I couldn't help but eat a few more pieces.
"Delicious, so delicious!"
In a short time, half of the watermelon was eaten by Maitreya Buddha.
His eyes were still staring at the remaining half of the watermelon in Tang San Zan's hand.
Seeing this, Tang Sanzong directly handed over half a watermelon.
"The Buddha came all the way from thousands of miles to help the poor monk cast down demons, this watermelon should be exclusive to him!"
"Hey hey, easy to talk about!"
Hearing what Tang Sanzan said, the smile on Maitreya Buddha's face became even wider, and his evaluation of Tang Sanzan was a little higher in his heart.
Understand the eyes and know the advance and retreat.
It is a material that can become a Buddha in the Western Paradise!
After showing off the remaining half of the watermelon, Maitreya asked curiously, wiping the watermelon juice flowing from the corner of his mouth.
"Can the mage tell me where this watermelon comes from?"
"This……"
Tang Sanfeng pretended to hesitate, and then said: "These watermelons are extremely precious. I also received a gift from an expert on the road, so I managed to get two..."
Maitreya waved his hand, pointed to the beads on his hand and said, "Master, as long as you tell me where the melon field is, I will give you this protective magic weapon!"
With a bright smile on Tang San's face, he snatched the beads from Maitreya Buddha's hand.
He kept saying, "Oh, how embarrassing it is, but since the Buddha insisted on giving it, then the disciples can't refuse..."
Maitreya Buddha looked at Tang Sanzan who said no, but was very honest, feeling a little speechless in his heart.
At the same time, it is more certain that Tang Sanzan is a good seedling who can become a Buddha.
Buddha.
Originally, he was able to speak by relying on his thick skin, and only got to the position by fooling others into limping.
If you don't deceive others in the West, you won't become a Buddha!
Maitreya Buddha stood up with a smile, patted his belly and said: "Master, I've eaten this melon, it's time for us to save your disciples..."
"Apprentice? What apprentice?"
Tang San buried his bald head and spoke with a smile.
"It's the apprentice who was trapped in Jinrao by Huangmei. You led the way ahead and I saved people. It won't delay you to continue westward."
Maitreya Buddha explained and looked at Tang Sanzong in confusion.
This monk is okay at doing things, but why does he feel like his memory is not very good...
at this time.
Sun Xingzhe and others came over carrying fish.
"Master, when the fish is caught, let's set fire to it and cook immediately!"
Zhu Bajie walked behind with Xingxian in his arms, saw Maitreya Buddha for the first time, and said directly: "I'll go, what a big belly!"
Maitreya Buddha's face looked a little gloomy...
I have a big belly?
No matter how big my belly is, can it be as big as yours?And you, a monk, are actually cuddling with a woman?
Didn't you say you were trapped by my apprentice with money?
Before he could think about it, Shawujin put a large basket of fish and shrimp on the ground and asked doubtfully: "Master, I've only been out for a while, why have you gained so much weight?"
Maitreya:……
"How did you escape? Where did my yellow-browed boy go?"
Maitreya Buddha looked at the few people who were intact, and a bad premonition suddenly surged in his heart.
"What yellow-browed boy?"
"We are going fishing for Master, who the hell has seen Huang Mei?"
Sun Xingzhe didn't even look at Maitreya. He took the barbecue grill from the Hummer and started to light it skillfully.
Zhu Bajie curled his lips and said, "That's right, Xiao Sha, have you seen any yellow-browed boy?"
Although Sha Wujin was dull, when he saw several people winking at him, he said with a guilty conscience: "If you haven't seen these two senior brothers, then I haven't seen them either!"
"A serious person who has nothing to do to find your boy?"
"That's right, if you don't go to the Western Paradise, whoever looks for your boy can be a decent person?"
Several people said something to each other, which made Maitreya's face darken with anger.
Sun Xingzhe curled his lips and said with dissatisfaction: "Maitreya Buddha, are you here to eat fish?"
God came to eat fish...
Why don't you say I'm here to shit?
Maitreya suddenly turned around, looking at Tang Sanzan with a cold face.
"Tang Sanzan, no...I should call you Jin Chanzi, right?"
Maitreya Buddha's voice was cold, like the brief calm before a volcanic eruption.
At this moment, no matter how stupid he was, he could still see that he had been tricked by Tang San.
What Huangmei Temple, what disciples are trapped.
It's all a lie!
"You can call me whatever you want." Tang Sanzian smiled.
Maitreya Buddha's fingers creaked, wishing he could directly crush Tang Sanzan to death.
How dare he tease a true Buddha? !
"Then what happened to the branch of the Great Leiyin Temple?"
"Where did my yellow-browed boy go?"
"If you don't explain things clearly today, I will arrest you and go to Lingshan Mountain right now to make you feel the consequences of offending a Buddha!"
The veins on Maitreya Buddha's forehead popped out, and he wished he could kill Tang San right now.
Several disciples saw Maitreya getting really angry and immediately raised their weapons.
The muzzles of the three innate spiritual treasures were aimed at Maitreya Buddha...
"You three apprentices want to stop me?"
"I, Maitreya, give you the opportunity, please don't cherish it!"
Maitreya Buddha's voice was cold, and the smiling look at the beginning was gone.
"Put down your weapons, put down your weapons, what are you doing?"
"Hmph, count you acquainted!"
After Tang Sanzan asked his disciples to put down their weapons, he immediately said with a smile: "It's okay, we are all one family, Maitreya Buddha is also our undercover agent!"
???
Hearing these words, the disciples suddenly felt familiar...
The master seemed to have said the same thing before at the branch of Daleiyin Temple, right?
Undercover?
Are they all undercover?
(End of this chapter)
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